476. Easy Way or the Hard Way

Alexander appeared back in Hueco Mundo. He found himself in a small house made of stone. There was a central table where his team was sitting and drinking tea.

"So you were wishing for a harem?" Alexander asked Hats.

Hats turned to him in shock and put his fluffy paws on his head to cover it. "WHAT?! How did you know that?"

"NO! did you read my head?" Hats asked.

"No! a dumbass just tried to pray to get a harem of cats from me. He called himself the god of chaos and I only know you." Alexander revealed.

"You can hear prayers?" Hats asked in shock.

~Phew... thank god I didn't wish for the BDSM kit,~ Hats thought.

"What the hell is wrong with you, why would a cat need a BDSM kit?" Alexander asked.

"Oh, for f*ck's sake, leave my head alone. Now I can't even speak of god without telling you everything." Hats cursed.

"G-Chan, what is BDSM? Is it tasty?" Chomei asked while tilting his head in confusion.

"Aw... it's nothing, Chomei. Come, let's go out."

"Let's go out and set this Hueco Mundo straight. Kenpachi, do you know who rules this place at the moment? I couldn't find any latest info about it in the library," Alexander asked.

Kenpachi thought for a second, "Well, there was some Arrancar called Baraggan Louisenbairn. He used to call himself the God-king of Hueco Mundo. Don't know what Aizen did to him."

"So we will need to search for stuff from the start," Alexander muttered.

"Okay, let's head out. Douglas and Chomei, you go with Kenpachi. Look for any Arrancar and catch them alive. Hats and Saiken, you two come with me," he instructed them.

"Hey, why can't I go alone?" Hats asked.

"Because I don't trust you to not mistakenly become the king of this realm," Alexander replied. He still remembered how Hats had taken over Earth Country in Naruto world.

Hats' tail fell down and he followed Alexander.

They selected random directions and started walking. It had just been an hour and Hats was complaining, "What's the point of being a king of this world? It's all desert. Even the monsters are rare here."

"And there are no food shops, what do people eat here?" Saiken asked from Alexander's shoulder.

Alexander poked Saiken's tummy, making him laugh, "Always thinking about food."

*BAM*

Alexander didn't see as he mistakenly stepped on Hats who was doing something on the ground, "Why the hell would you lie down in front of me?"

"Boss, I'm hearing something. It is coming towards us." Hats spoke, ignoring the foot mark on his back.

Alexander looked at the horizon where the sand dunes ended. There he saw a small dust cloud. "Yeah, something is indeed coming here,"

Soon they saw a little girl being chased by three hollows. "Oh, let's save that poor girl," Saiken voiced.

"They are coming towards us so let's do it." Alexander agreed. After a while, the crying little girl was close to Alexander. He waved his hand and the three hollows were lifted in the air as if they were tied with a rope.

But then Alexander noticed that the three were acting more scared and intelligent than normal Hollows. Just then the little girl spoke in a childish voice.

"STOP! STOP THAT! What did we do to you? Stop bullying us," she said and took her cape off. She had unusually large eyes and large canines on her lower jaw. There were remains of a hollow mask made up of a cartoon-like skull that sat on the top of her head.

"You're an Arrancar?" Alexander asked and released the other three too.

The little girl quickly explained everything, "... We never thought that our game of eternal pursuit would cause such trouble,"

"Hmm, what game is this? I am interested," Hats asked.

"Well, unfortunately, Hueco Mundo doesn't have any entertainment so we do this," she embarrassingly explained.

"But weren't you crying?" Saiken asked.

"Yes! Nel is a real masochist. It's no fun unless Nel is chased to the point where Nel cries a little!" She said.

Alexander looked at her three companions with angry eyes, making them shudder in fear.

"So, who are you all supposed to be?" He asked them.

The one with the horn introduced himself, "I'm Nel's older brother, Pesche."

Then the big face spoke, "I am his older brother, Dondochakka!"

Nel then pointed at the huge worm-like thing, "And the big thing behind us is our pet Bawabawa."

Alexander felt the two calling themselves brothers were lying. While he only felt innocence from the girl. He didn't confront them right now as he also felt that they truly cared for her.

"So, who are you?" Nel asked cutely.

"I am Alexander Maxim Universe, a god," Alexander answered.

"I am Hats, the god of chaos,"

"I am Saiken, the big eater,"

Nel's eyes were sparkling, "Waaaaahhh... are you really gods?"

Alexander nodded, "Why, do you have a wish?"

"Yes, I want to have fun and eat lots of sweets," she innocently said.

Saiken jumped down from Alexander's shoulder and walked to her, "Hehe, then we both are alike. Here, taste this lollipop."

She took it and tasted it. Her face grew a wide smile, "Owww... this is so sweet!"

"Little Nel, do you know where the Espadas are?" Alexander asked her politely.

Suddenly her smile changed into a frightened face, "I... I do... but Nel will not go there,"

He walked up to her and sat down. He caressed her head, "Did they bully you?"

"I don't like them. They are meanies," she complained.

"Don't worry, Nel. Your grandpa here is very strong. I will beat them all with my fist," he assured her.

*BOOM*

Just then, behind them, a sand monster appeared.

"AAA... It's Runuganga, the guardian of white sand," Nel exclaimed.

Alexander stood up and looked at the giant sand monster.

"I sensed someone traversing my sand without permission. I never would have thought that you trash pests were colluding with the intruder. Unforgivable... I'm going to turn you all into the desert sand," The sand monster said.

"Not if I turned you into a glass before," Alexander taunted him.

"Fiendfyre," he called the curse.

A great blue fire erupted and encased the sand monster. It started turning into molten glass soon after. Within a few seconds, the thing was dead.

"See, Nel, your grandpa is strong," Alexander flaunted himself.

Nel looked at him with wide admiring eyes, "Yes yes... Grandpa strong,"

Her bothers were clapping the whole time.

"So, will you take me to where Espada live? In return, you can come with me to where I live. There you can play and eat all you want." He offered her.

Her mouth watered a little. "But my brothers,"

"They can come too," he added.

She quickly put forward her tiny hand. "Deal,"

Alexander shook it. But then he felt that her hand's texture didn't match a child's. Her hands were that of a warrior. He understood that there was a bigger mystery involved in the whole thing.

"Okay, sit on my shoulder and guide me the way," he said and gave her the seat. She cheered the whole way, keeping the mood up.

...

Las Noches,

It was the fortress located in Hueco Mundo and was supposed to be the base of operations of Sōsuke Aizen, Gin Ichimaru, and Kaname Tōsen after their defection from the Soul Society. All the Arrancar and the Espadas lived there since before Aizen came.

Currently, in a room in the palace, the Arrancar were having a discussion.

"Aizen has not contacted us for so many days. This has never happened before. Maybe we should disband now and do our own thing. There is no point in sitting here." Nnoitra Gilga said. He was the Quinto(5th).

Coyote Starrk, the Primera(1st) spoke, "No need to get worked up. Aizen must have something important come up in Soul Society, I will send someone to check the situation there,"

*COUGH*

"No need, I will tell you," Another voice came from the sealed window of the room.

*BOOM*

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alexander and I am a grandpa for fun," he declared.

~Haha, Saitama would have gotten happy hearing this,~ He chuckled.

All the Espada were shocked. Nnoitra Gilga quickly noticed the little Nel on his shoulder.

"Oh, so you have brought an ally now? Didn't the last time suffice?" He taunted a confused Nel. Alexander looked at the Arrancar with indifference. Nel's so-called brother had told him about what had happened in their way.

Alexander's giant sword appeared in his hand and he teleported in front of Nnoitra Gilga. He made a vertical strike towards him.

Nnoitra quickly lifted his Zanpakuto to defend but nothing helped. His Zanpakuto was cut as if it was butter and then he was cut in half too. The last expression on Nnoitra's face before dying was panic and fear.

Alexander looked around at everyone, "So, are we doing it the easy way or the hard way?"

All Espadas instantly shuddered in fear. They felt fear in every single cell in their spiritual bodies.

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