261. Kaido Is Weak

Alexander stood relaxed. A distance away was Kaido standing.

~Dobby is busy, who will hold the camera now?~ he thought and finally called for one of Connor's clones.

"Here, hold this camera for me and capture some nice shots." He instructed.

Alexander decided to get on with it, "You gave Oden one hour, right? Then I give you one hour too. In that time you can attack however you want and I won't retaliate. I will only defend. After one hour, It will be you boiling in that pot"

His proclamation was huge. The people tensed up, worrying that if Alexander lost then they would really go through hell.

Kaido, however, didn't hold back. "TOO OVERCONFIDENT"

He appeared in front of Alexander at a speed that couldn't be followed through normal eyes.

He punched Alexander in the head. It was so strong that the airwaves generated from it destroyed a mountain behind Alexander.

But Alexander was unfazed. "Haha, you are weak, Kaido, pathetically weak."

This was the first time Kaido had heard such a thing. He tried many other combinations of attacks but nothing seemed to work. Not even Alexander's clothes were harmed.

(15 minutes left)

Finally, Kaido decided to get serious and turned into his Dragon form. He flew in the sky and sent some red beam from his mouth.

Alexander just lifted his palm and slapped the beam in another direction. "Haha, such a weak Dragon."

The time kept on passing and Kaido started to realize he wouldn't be able to kill Alexander. So he did the only logical thing. RUN.

He tried to fly away in his Dragon form. "Haha... See everyone, the strongest creature in the world is scared and running away. But not today."

Iron shackles came out and caught fleeing Kaido. "Time is ticking, Kaido. Why are you wasting it?"

*TING*

Finally, the bell rings. Telling that the time was up. Alexander put Kaido in Seastone shackle which made his devil fruit ability useless. It surprisingly made him return to his humanoid demonic form.

"Hoho... So you are actually a Demon who ate Dragon Dragon fruit." Alexander exclaimed.

Alexander dragged him back to the hall where the pot was. "Jump in Kaido, it's time to deep fry you."

In the audience, Kaido's daughter was seeing everything with no emotions. She just came to the realization that her father was such a monster in her mind that she didn't even feel anything when he was about to die.

Kaido was pushed into the pot. It was boiling at a much higher temperature than Oden's turn. It was so hot that Kaido could only resist for a few minutes before he started screaming in pain.

But he was still not dying. His mind may not be strong enough to shrug off the pain but his body was strong enough to not burn.

*Sigh*

Alexander took out his Dragon Slayer sword which was repaired now and went closer to him. "Kaido, for the murder and enslavement of millions. You are hereby sentenced to die. Have fun in hell."

*SLASH*

Alexander's sword cut his neck like butter and severed his head. Instantly dark blackish-red blood filled the pot.

All the people cheered at his death. Yamato circled around and came to Oden. She was an Oden fanatic for some reason.

Alexander instantly took out a huge basket filled with all kinds of fruits. Then right in front of him, an invisible energy came out of Kaido and entered an Apple. The apple then turned blue with flame texture.

~Hmm, the apple didn't have a stem, so why does the devil fruit have one? Was there a devil fruit tree once?~ he thought.

Alexander then noticed a girl staring at him. "What is it, kid?"

"W-What are you going to do with that fruit?" Yamato asked.

"Why, do you want it?"

"I..."

Oden saw the situation and introduced her, "Ah, this is Yamato. Daughter of Kaido. She is a very good girl."

Alexander nodded, he could see from her sins that she wasn't bad.

"Girl, if you want this fruit then you need to sign a contract. It states that you will not use your powers for any wrongdoings." He proposed.

She instantly signed it without even reading. It seems she was in a hurry to eat it. "Go ahead."

Soon Dobby came back with Kozuki Sukiyaki. Alexander first gave him a hard knock on his head. "Why didn't you call me the day Kaido entered here?"

"Ah, haha... I forgot about that and when I remembered, they had taken my belongings away. I told Oden about it too but he couldn't find it." Sukiyaki clarified.

"Huh, so many lives could have been saved. Anyways, I have decided. I am going to make Wano my Golden Justice Army headquarters for now. You guys are already not mingled with the World Government so it'll be nice." He declared.

"You are welcome anytime, Old man. Everyone, human and animal in this country is indebted to you." He deeply bowed.

He patted his shoulder, "Then you better not slack and do your job. I will keep an eye on you. I will get bounties from the world government on these Pirates. Kaido alone was worth 3 Billion. I will take gold instead of berries from them."

Sukiyaki was confused, "But aren't you retired? How can you get bounties?"

"Haha, I have my ways." Alexander laughed and went to a corner and called someone on Den Den Mushi.

...

Mary Geoise,

The office of the Commander in Chief of world government was deep under the castle Pangaea.

"Peruperuperuperuperu..."

Kong picked up the call in his lavish office with a huge glass wall on whose other side was the sea and many water creatures.

"Who is it?" He asked.

"Ah, King Kong, it's me, your employee of the decade," Alexander answered.

"Goddammit, You are a wanted man now, Universe. Why do you still call me?" He questioned with a headache.

"Well, you know, I am an adventurous man. I came to Wano and saw Kaido killing people. So I killed him and his pirates. Give me his bounties." He demanded.

Then his headache instantly cleared, "WHAT?! YOU KILLED KAIDO? WHERE?"

"You want their bounties in gold? Do you know what you're asking? Why would the world government deal with criminals?" He refuted.

"Oh, I wonder what I should do with all these documents signed by the World Government and Kaido for weapons purchase."

All of Kong's ego died down when he heard Alexander, "No-no... Don't do that. Don't publish about the world government buying weapons from Kaido. I will send a small fleet with an Admiral. Don't call me again, please."

"Hahaha, I know I can count on you, King Kong, if you ever decide to retire and need a job, I will always have a place for you. Bye-bye." Alexander hung up.

Kong sat in his chair, both relaxed and conflicted. Thinking about how this matter should be reported above.

...

Alexander showed a thumbs up to everyone which made them all cheer. Then he started showing his magic, making lots of food appear. He also sent his men to do the same all around the country because Kaido had left a lot of villages without food and they were starving.

"So, where should I set up my base?" He asked Sukiyaki.

"What about Kaido's base on Onigashima island? It has natural Defences. The island is surrounded by whirlpools and has only one way in and out." Sukiyaki suggested.

"Hm, I guess I'll take that. It already has infrastructure. It just needs some upgrades. Okay, I will be on my way now. The incident will be reported in the newspaper, so If you want to open Wano then you should tell Oden to give an interview." Alexander advised.

After that, he first went to his new base. It was a depression island. Gloomy thunder clouds were above it and also the Skull shaped huge structure in the middle.

He first got rid of all that and turned it into a true shining base. He worked to make another entrance to the island. Just having one could be dangerous as anyone could block it from outside.

"Let's go, Dobby. Alfred must have completed my fleet by now."

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