Intelligent Innocence

Dear Diary,

I can't believe this! I'm actually 5 and I haven't forgotten any of my past memories! In fact I think they have gotten clearer and more easy to locate. It's so fun living in the world of Fairy Tail! I have found out that I'm roughly the same age as Lucy, if not a bit older. However there's one thing I don't like about this world. My family. My mother is always busy with work and 'having tea with the queen'. Whilst I'm left at home with Michelle! SHE'S SO MEAN! SHE WONT STOP BULLYING ME! I didn't know how to get her to stop until I said "Why can't I just change time so it can stop!". And then it stopped. It took me a while to figure out why this happened because I passed out from magic exhaustion but it seems it was because I had asked God for the magic of change. Crazy right? Anyways I have decided to devote myself to magic training for 5 years until I have the same amount of magic capacity as an S-Class wizard. After that I might go join a lesser known guild or something.

Anyways bye for now!

Metamorphia Lobster.

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In an underground laboratory two young girls are seemingly playing doctor.

Michelle[Aaaaaahhhh!!!!!!]

Phia[Oh hold still you big baby! I told you you won't feel a thing you know!]

Michelle[B-but what if your magic fails? We're still only 10!]

Phia[Psht! Please! I've been practising for 5 years what could go wrong?]

Michelle[You could forget what you doing, JUST LIKE LAST TIME!!!]

Phia[Oh please that won't happen again. I'm only uhhhhh *looks at instructions* finding out what consciousness is. Anyway if my theory is right this could be a major scientific breakthrough!]

Michelle[But why can't you put me asleep when your doing this?]

Phia[Because i need to find the place with most activity and it's hard to do that if you are asleep. So just read a book or something it won't last longer than 10 hours.]

Michelle[10 HOURS!?! YOUR WASTING 10 HOURS OF MY LIFE FOR YOUR FUCKING SCIENCE EXPERIMENT! WHAT AM I YOUR LAB RAT?]

Phia[Yes, you seem to get the picture. Now why don't you just be quiet and watch this.]

Phia "Change 2D hologram dimensions H=10cm L=25cm connected to my memories appears 30cm away from being Michelle Lobsters face and plays the entirety of Akagami no Shirayuki in English quality HD."

Michelle's face lights up as she sees it start.

Michelle[F-fine.]

Phia[Thats a good girl. Now stay still or my fingers might slip and we don't want that, do we?]

Michelle[Got it, got it. Now be quiet it's starting!]

Phia gives a light chuckle.

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9 hours later.

Phia[I-it worked! It worked!!! This is brilliant! Amazing! There's so much more possibilities for my magic now! Michelle don't you think this is amazing?]

Michelle[....]

Phia[Michelle? Michelle wake up this isn't funny anymore!]

Phia starts shaking Michelle's body.

Phia "Change being Michelle Lobster visual status"

A visual status comes up in front of Phia detailing everything going on with Michelle. Including:

'Mental status- Under an effect of the God Pantagnòstis' curse- Zero intelligence.'

Phia[What! What do I do? Help! Someone save my sister!]

Phia breaks down into uncontrollable tears ... until realisation dawns upon her.

Phia[W-wait I-I can fix this. I can make it right! I can use my new magic! I'll get rid of this curse!! I'LL SAVE MY SISTER!!!]

Phia"Change obliteration of the God Pantagnòstis' curse from being Metamorphia Lobster's mind, body and soul."

A blinding blue light erupts all around where Phia is standing and she starts experiencing the most unimaginable pain. A pain that will make you want to tear your own body limb for limb so you could stop feeling it. A pain that goes through your spine and up your neck until it reaches your brain. A pain that lets you know it's too late to do anything that could save you. As Phia accepts her utter helplessness the light subsides, and a figure that could only be described as wise and omniscient, stands before her.

???[Oh? Don't tell me you actually thought you could get rid of a Gods curse?! A mere mortal! Challenging a God?! Hahaha! Don't make me laugh!]

The genderless voice that comes out of the wise figure's mouth, was full of knowledge and held the tone of someone who was trying not to let a very important secret loose. It was as if when that secret got out, the world would be turned upside down and all will loose the ability to think.