The Weasel and His Cat by Miss Nanami-chan (Naruto)

Latest Update: October 25, 2022

Summary: "Tomomi-san?" he inquired. She merely hummed sleepily in reply, stretching her body across the stone as she basked the sun's rays. "Why do people kill each other?" At that, an eye cracked open to stare evenly at the boy. Her response was always the same: "Because humans are idiots." An unorthodox SI-OC.

Link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13025186/1/The-Weasel-and-His-Cat

Word count:38k

Chapters:41

Chapter 1:

"No means no, you little weasel!"

"Please, Tomomi-san. It will only take a moment."

"I will not allow you to degrade me like... like some animal! And don't call me that! That is not my name and I am not your friend!"

"It's for my Otouto, please, do it for him? And you won't tell me your name. What else am I to call you?"

"Especially not for him! The little devil-child has been a menace on my life since he could grasp with those meaty little sausages you call fingers! And I can think of a few choice names to call you by!"

His dark orbs narrowed slightly in annoyance at the way she described his beloved little brother. She was well aware that the subject of his brother was always a sensitive topic, always something to be tread carefully upon. Which is exactly why she never failed to press his buttons in retribution for intruding on her peace and tranquility.

She raised her head haughtily and looked down on the boy from her perch of weathered stone, "The answer is no, little weasel. Now leave. I will not entertain your childish games."

His small lips pursed in thought. She could practically see the wheels in his little head spin with ideas on how to get her cooperation. Which, no. That was not going to happen. Not today. Not ever.

After a moment the boy exhaled long enough it could almost be considered a sigh.

"I'm sorry, Tomomi-san... but the rules are quite clear." he murmured lowly, a calculating glint in his eyes.

Her lime-green eyes narrowed dangerously at the young boy of ten.

"Do anything and I will make my displeasure known..." she threatened darkly.

He leapt towards her.

Link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13025186/1/The-Weasel-and-His-Cat