Really short write off ideas

Bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?!?

Basically DC life as a average cop trying to do his job when super villains and super gangs are hidden around every corner. Hell even genetic shit like Pulling the flash over for a speeding ticket. Ticketing batman for littering (do you know how many gadgets get used then the left overs laying around) and other asinine shit.

I'm not good enough at writing humor unless it is a crack fic then I do a half decent job I think.

NYEH I'm a villain! When I touch too separate people I spontaneously create a child from those two people!

Why? There is so much to unpack from that one sentence

Frankly I should honestly not be a villain and help people who are in same sex relationships or those that don't have the ability to have children for medical reasons but some guy named the author mugged me and told me to do it because 'I think those two would be really good together or maybe him and the other one. Frankly if you can touch each girl in 1-A and him then I'd think it could make for a good shitty BNHA fanfic read

BNHA portal 2 portal gun as a quirk total of 4 portals at one time 2 for each hand.

Lastly. Izuku: "Why are you guys talking like a shitty banished Naruto fanfic. You know the first chapter where everyone he knows and loves turns his back on him for something stupid as hurting someone"

AM "Please young Midoriya I know you have gone mad going so far as to hurt poor Shigaraki even though he is the new mega ultra super villain but don't decent into delusional dreams. Please a fanfic? This is reality. Also you are being banished via this hand quirk that sends people to random dimensions."

Random girl from BNHA (let's be honest it will be the author's waifu) "I think it is terrible that your being banished and I loved you the whole time see you on the other side!" "Wait wh" teleport noises