Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
The Fleet and Presents
Translator: StarveCleric
"Tell me, if I were to use my War Angel Form and stab Darsos in the back, what will happen?"
"Good idea, why don't you give it a try? Un, since it isn't too far from the river, you could steal his boat after killing him and sail down the river. Then halfway through, abandon the boat and hide in the water. Given our strength, there should be at least a 70% chance of success."
"Un, then we will use a shattered cup as our signal to move. You will turn into a blade and we will immediately chop at his neck. Then, after taking his demon sword, we will flee."
"Can you let me eat the demon sword? I think that it is quite compatible with my attributes."
"Fine, but you probably won't be able to digest it now. Let me play with it awhile first."