Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich
This is the story of a crazy lich who possesses an internal game system and brings catastrophe to the entire world. “Let’s look at the daily quests today… it’s the damned choose one-of-two-options-type again. Destroy a town with a population of 30,000 people or above; reward: 10,000 evil points. Steal lollipops from 3 children; reward: 1 evil point. If neither of the quests is completed, then 2 points will be deducted.” “Tsk! You think I’m stupid? If I really destroyed a town, a crusade of Myth-ranked Holy Knights would definitely come hunting me down. Even if I earned the points, there wouldn’t be any life left in me to spend them. I better just go be a kindly lollipop bandit.” I’ve already had enough of being a notorious lich. Who says a lich can’t be a good person? I’m definitely going to beat this damned system and be an upright and dignified good man.
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Editor: Kurisu
"Actually, it's not that I wanted to grind points, it's that the points wanted to grind me…"
I truly was feeling quite helpless. I hadn't waned to come to the Forest of Dreams to grind points. It was that the moment that I appeared on the outskirts of the battlefield, all devils and demons would go crazy and start charging towards me, making it impossible for me not to grind points.
This was even more ridiculous than a map-wide AOE taunt. It was just like someone was shouting into the world chat channel about my location every time that I appeared.
"The boss Roland has just refreshed at ———, so everyone hurry and come grind him!"
And then every single devil and undead "player" in the "server" would set aside everything else that they were doing and team up to fully focus on trying to grind me.