The Winter Soldier and Ultron's First Appearance

It has been 2 years since the Chitauri attack happened and Lucifer was sure that Thor: The Dark Elves and Iron Man 3 already happened. Lucifer and Death were already tired of staying on Earth for such a long time that Death suggested that they go to the other Universes already.

Lucifer just gave her a strained smile and practically forced the words out of his mouth, "Honey, we just have to wait until 2023. Then after that, we can go anywhere we want to as Steve will already be in that past after that." Death sighed and started to sulk around but after a few hours, went back to normal again.

Lucifer smiled at her and frowned as he remembered something and thought, 'Wait, wasn't it Captain America: The Winter Soldier happening this year? What month was it going to happen again?' Lucifer looked at the smiling Death and said, "Honey! What month is it again?"

Death raised an eyebrow and said, "It's already June, why?" Lucifer then smiled mischievously at her and said, "Well, it seems like that an organization will crumble this early summer." Death widened her eyes in surprise and said, "What?"

Lucifer just shook his head and went back to tending the bar. He then looked at the fully-packed bar and thought, 'Why in the bloody Hell are they here in the morning!? Come to think of it, people regularly come here in the morning and it seems that increased since the Chitauri attack.'

Seeing Lucifer's confused face on why the bar was packed, Death sighed and said, "Don't you remember that our son, Steve, lives here and that people want to meet him? And since the time that you announced to the public that I was the real Death and that you were the Devil, more people are coming here from all over the world to look at us."

Hearing her words, Lucifer then looked at the faces of people and saw that many were looking at their direction. He then sighed and said, "It seems so." When the people saw that the Devil was looking at them and sighed, they gulped and looked away.

Seeing them look away just because he released a sigh, Lucifer sweatdropped and thought, 'What the Hell!? Just because I sighed doesn't mean I want to do something to you humans!' Death then laughed at him and continued to entertain the people until she released that she was only scaring them.

Seeing that she was being feared upon too, Lucifer let out a chuckle and laughed when he saw Death's glare. Lucifer then walked over to the TV and turned it on and saw the Helicarriers going down into the Triskelion. Lucifer looked at Death and smugly said, "See? An organization is crumbling down."

Death looked at the Helicarrier and then back at Lucifer before chuckling and said, "You always seem to know your stuff, Lucy. How do I know that you're not Omniscient already and have Clairvoyance?" Lucifer looked at her seriously and said, "Because I don't want to know everything that's happening or will be happening."

Death raised her left eyebrow and said, "Well that's a waste for such a good skill." A person in the crowd then said, "I AGREE!!!!" Lucifer and Death looked at the person who eavesdropped on them and noticed that it was a man wearing black and red spandex with two katanas on his back.

Seeing Deadpool appear in his bar, Lucifer looked at him in shock while Deadpool teasingly said, "Hello there you dashing Devil! I didn't know that you were in Marvel too! Weren't you supposed to be in DC?" Lucifer then walked towards him and when he arrived in front of Deadpool, he crushed his legs and arms with his telekinesis and opened a dimensional tear and threw him in it.

Lucifer then dusted his hands and said, "How did that little shit even get here?" Death looked at him with a confused look and said, "Who was that, Lucy?" Lucifer shook his head and said, "That was a very annoying being that I don't want to have the pleasure to meet again."

Now Death looked even more confused at him. While Death was confused, the people in the bar were horrified by what Lucifer did to Deadpool. Seeing their looks, Lucifer just smiled at them, unknowing that his smile looked evil at the moment, and said, "You shouldn't worry about that guy, he was an entity that had a different kind of immortality and he seems to have the ability to jump through dimensions now."

The crowd just looked away from him and started drinking or eating the things that were edible on the table. They were terrified of what they saw and thought, 'Am I going to be next?' Lucifer seemed to know what they were thinking and shook his head and went back to the counter.

After a few hours, Steve finally arrived with Natasha and what seemed like Sam Wilson in tow. Lucifer then sensed that Nick Fury was behind the three and looked at them and said, "So, what exactly happened for the Helicarrier to crash down?"

Hearing his words, Nick Fury sighed in frustration and said, "The Winter Soldier happened." After Nick Fury's summary, Steve then proceeded to tell Lucifer the story while Sam looked at Steve as if he was crazy to tell other people what really happened.

Lucifer just happily waved his hands and said, "I already know all of that. I just wanted to hear it from your mouth so that Death can finish her duty and drag you away again." Steve then looked horrified at his words and got suddenly dragged off to God knows where by Death.

Seeing Steve being drag by a woman who was pale looking and only had white eyes. He then looked at Lucifer and said, "What just happened? Was that your wife just now?" Lucifer smiled at in amusement and said, "Yep and looks like Steve is getting a very long scolding from her."

Nick Fury, Natasha, and Sam looked at Steve who was being shouted at by Death. They then laughed at Steve's pitiful face and started talking to Lucifer. The four then told stories to each other and Lucifer seems to know every single detail that was left out by them and kept mentioning it.

The three then glared at him for invading his privacy while Lucifer just smiled teasingly at them and said, "Nigh-Omniscient and Omnipresent remember?" Sam and Nick Fury just sighed while Natasha seemed to have the courage to still glare at him so Lucifer just kept smiling at her. Natasha sighed in defeat and rolled her eyes.

After 30 minutes of storytelling, Steve finally came back to the group with Death and wore a tired outlook. Lucifer then laughed at him and went back to taking care of the customers while Steve, Death, Nick Fury, Natasha, and Sam talked.

When Lucifer saw the curious looks on the people's face, he smiled at them and said, "Curiosity killed the cat." The crowd then looked at him in shock and looked away quickly. Lucifer smiled in amusement at their fear and went back to cleaning some glass.

When Nick Fury, Natasha, and Sam went home, Steve directly went back to his bed. Lucifer and Death looked at each other in amusement and Death said, "When's the next important event that's going to happen?"

Lucifer then adopted a thinking pose and said, "Hmmmmm, I think it will be a year from now." Death smiled at him and created a clone, Lucifer looked at her clone and smiled. He then created a clone too and walked over to Death and teleported away.

After a year, Lucifer and Death finally came back from their trip and absorbed their clones back. When Lucifer gained the memories of his clone, he saw that nothing really important happened while they were gone.

Death looked at him and smiled, she then said, "It seems that nothing important really happened while we were gone, Lucy. But the annoying thing that kept happening to us while we were gone was that stupid Deadpool keep coming back and wooing me."

When Lucifer heard what she said, his eyes turned blood red and it seemed that it glowed. He then growled and said in a cold voice, "I don't know how that fool keeps coming back even after I disintegrated him but I'll sure find a way to fuck that retard up."

Death laughed at his reaction and pinched his cheeks and said amusingly, "I love it when you're being jealous over me. Now come one, we still have to look after the bar." She then walked towards the bar while shaking her hips.

Looking at her tease him, Lucifer gave out a hearty laugh before catching up with her and slapped her ass. Feeling a slight pain/pleasure on her butt, Death glared at Lucifer with an embarrassed look on her face. Lucifer then ran towards the bar and stuck his tongue out at her.

Death then gave chase and when she noticed that many people were looking at her, she slowly stopped and gracefully walked towards Lucifer who was laughing behind the bar. When she arrived in front of him, she looked at him with an embarrassed face and angrily said, "You planned this, didn't you? I should've known with your antics!"

Lucifer laughed at her and said, "Just let me tend the bar in peace, Death. I'm waiting for Steve to come here already so that he can take us to Tony's cave for their party." Death looked at him with a raised eyebrow and said, "And how do you know that?"

Lucifer just smiled teasingly at her and said, "Let's just ask Steve who's already walking through the front door." Death then looked back and saw that Steve really was walking through the entrance. She raised her eyebrows and asked Steve, "What are you doing here, son?"

Steve just looked at her in confusion and said, "Well, I live just above the bar mom." She then gave him a questioning look and said, "Really? And why are you here in the afternoon? Shouldn't you be arriving late in the night?" Steve then looked at her nervously and said, "Well, mom, Tony was hoping that you guys would come to the party later."

Lucifer gave Death a knowing look while she looked surprised at Steve's answer. She then shrugged and said, "Well, we can make time. We'll just have Keith handle the bar." Steve smiled and said, "We'll go there at 7 p.m. I'll just ready for my outfit." He then walked up the stairs and went straight to his room.

Lucifer looked at her in surprise and said, "What if I didn't want to go?" Death raised an eyebrow and said, "If you didn't want to come then you would've interrupted me and you were the one to mention it to me in the first place. If you didn't then I would have believed you." Lucifer shook his head in amusement and said, "You know me so well, dear. Let's just go prepare already, I have to ready my hair and suit now."

Lucifer then put down the glass he was holding and went straight to their bedroom. Death looked at him amusedly and said, "He spends more time in his looks than he spends time with Steve." She then followed after him to their bedroom to prepare too.

When the clock hit 7, Steve, Lucifer, and Death were already in the master bedroom. Death and Steve had their hands on Lucifer's shoulders with impatient looks on their face and Death said, "We have been holding your shoulder for 5 minutes now, when are we really going to the Stark Tower?"

Lucifer then looked back at her and smiled while saying, "Because the clock just hit 7. I don't want to go there early." Before Death could hurt him, Lucifer then teleported them to Tony's place.

When Death was going to try and pinch him, she noticed that they were already inside Tony's tower. But before Death could even explore the place, she noticed that Steve was suddenly rushing off somewhere with a green look on his face.

Lucifer laughed at Steve's reaction and started to walk around the place with his arm over Death's shoulder and practically dragging her around. After 5 minutes of walking around, he saw Tony and happily called for him.

Hearing someone calling his name, Tony looked at where the voice originated and saw Lucifer with a black suit, black shoes, black tie, and a black Rolex Oyster Perpetual. Death, on the other hand, was wearing a midnight black dress that hugged her figure and navy blue heels. He was kind of surprised by them showing up with those kinds of outfit and walked over to them.

When Tony arrived in front of them, he stuck out his hand and shook Lucifer's and then Death's. He then said, "I didn't quite expect you guys to come here! You can go anywhere and feel free to go to the bar."

Lucifer happily went to the bar with Death in tow but she was looking around while she was following him. He then said, "You do know that you can go and have fun on your own, right Death?"

Death just rolled her eyes and said, "I know that if I went and talked to another and when he's going to flirt with me, the man will be reported dead in the morning. And I can't leave you to flirt with other girls while I'm around."

Lucifer looked back at her and gave her an innocent look and said, "I don't know what you're talking about," and then left. Death just rolled her eyes and followed him.

After 4 hours, Lucifer and Death met with a few people who went to the bar and talked with them. They soon noticed that the people who were coming here were either retired veterans or famous people.

When the people finally left, Lucifer noticed that the Avengers, Maria Hill, Sam, James Rhodes sitting on the couch. He then smiled at Steve's face and saw that Death was smiling too. When they saw the other men try to lift Thor's hammer, Lucifer and Death laughed at their effort.

Hearing laughter, the group looked at where it came from and saw 2 people by the bar and soon noticed that it was Steve's parents. Well, the Avengers and Sam knew who they were but Maria Hill and James Rhodes didn't.

Steve happily called out for them, "Mom, Dad! Come over here and join the fun. You should try and lift Thor's hammer, Dad." The older Morningstar's happily went over to them but when Steve said the last part, Lucifer busted out laughing while Death chuckled.

Thor wasn't embarrassed in the slightest as he knew that they could just wave their hand and he would be dead already. He too laughed and said, "Steve, your father is one of the strongest beings in the universe and I know that he can lift Mjolnir very easily."

When Steve heard that, he looked like he had an epiphany and said, "Oh, right." Lucifer felt amused at the other people's disbelieving looks and walked over to the hammer and held out a finger and lifted it.

He then used his telekinesis to levitate the hammer and place it gently to where it was. Most of the people looked like they weren't disturbed on his feat but Rhodey and Maria looked quite shocked over this matter.

After a few minutes of talking, Tony suddenly heard a beep from his phone. They then heard metal clanking on the floor. They all looked at where they sound originated from and saw a robot walking towards them. It then stopped a few meters away from them and started talking.

When Ultron said, "Peace of our time," a bunch of robots suddenly flew at them through the glass. When the fight was happening, Lucifer was on the couch chilling with his legs crossed and happily looked at the fight. Death was by his side leaning on his shoulder and her feet were on the rest of the side of the couch.

When one of the robots came in their direction, Lucifer just clenched his hand and the robot turned into a ball of metal. The Avengers and company then continued to fight the robots until it was only Ultron left on the scene.

Ultron then kept saying something that Lucifer didn't bother to listen to and watched as Thor threw Mjolnir at him. The group then looked at relaxing duo and Steve asked, "Why didn't you guys help? You could have just thought of crushing the robots and they would be crushed into a ball like the one that was attacking you."

Lucifer smiled warmly at Steve while Death said amusingly, "We don't involve ourselves in the mistakes of a human, Steve. Even if it's a friend." She then looked at Tony and Bruce who had guilty faces on them.

Lucifer then stood up and stretched his arms and said, "Well it seems that the entertainment is finally done, so we'll just go back to our bar now." Death then held his hands and waited for them to teleport away.

But before they could, Steve looked at them in confusion and said, "Wait, what about me? How do I get home?" Lucifer laughed at him and said, "You're a grown-ass man already Steve. You should know how to get home by yourself and I quite remember you always vomiting when you teleport with me. AH! I forgot, pardon my language, Steve." He then teleported out of there with Death.

Steve looked embarrassed at his words and blushed while the other people in the room snickered or laughed at him. Steve looked angrily at them and said, "Who told them!?"