Wish

Mc: Ahhhhhhhhh..""my head hurt"".what the hell,where am I?

????: YOU DEAD

Mc: huhh ?? i`m sorry where am I ?

????: human,you"re has been here for 100,000 years.normal soul should been destroyed.You"re interesting soul.

Mc: uhhh...am I died...DAMNITTTTTT..

????: hmmmm..you regretting something young soul?

Mc: IM STILL VIRGIN..ARRRGGGGGG....

????: What the hell..?

Mc: pleae please I beg you....give me chance to lose my virginity...hmmhmm "sob"sob

????: truly sad soul..hmmmm..then I shall give you 2 wish..ask me anything.What you want young soul ?

Mc: arggg..uhhh..eehhh ? really ? then then please give me Gamer System,but I dont what become slave to system.

????: Sure Young Soull..what youre 2 wish young soul?

Mc:hmmmmmm..."(I really dont need anything else,but what should I ask for)"...

????: Faster young soul...later I need to watch K-po ahemmm "cough "cough something..

Mc:(Dammit.what should I ask for)hmmmmmm.ahh...can I ask for human or guardian from other world?

????:Sure..why not.now what you wish?

Mc: smirk" FINALLY I CAN ACHIEVE MY GREATEST DREAMM IN MY ENTIRE LIFE....My 2 wish is....I WANT TSUNADE BECOME MY LOVER.

????: Hmmmm SURE..

Mc: YESSSSSSSZAAAAA

????: she's will become you're lover and stay with you forever until death come by.Now I just throw you somewhere just hope you happy..bye bye

Mc: wai...t.....wtf..."blank"...