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Cultivation Chat Group

One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques. However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed...

Legend of the Paladin · Urbano
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2809 Chs

Use more strength, or did you forget to drink your milk?

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Are you making fun of me?

The three sea monsters surrounded Song Shuhang with grinning faces. They were trying to make their faces look scary so that Boss Wu would be satisfied when they sent him the video.

At this time, the monster siren, with her back facing the camera, whispered, "Mister Shuhang, there is no need to worry. We'll make sure to beat you up gently… If you feel you can't scream miserably enough, I'll go behind you and scream using your voice. This way, in the video footage, one would feel as though they were hearing your screams. Rest assured, my imitating ability is very strong."

Song Shuhang: "..."

In the end, Song Shuhang sighed heavily.

With the three of you acting cute, I can't really bring myself to use cruel methods.