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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Livros e literatura
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71 Chs

Eastern Sect Competition

2 Days later

Mu Yu pushed open the door to her room and saw Jin Wu sitting on the floor, tinkering with something. She walked over quickly and looked at the device on Jin Wu's arm, "Woah! What is that?!" Jin Wu looked up at her, red machinist goggles peeking through sparse blue hair that covered half his face as he said "Mechanical Enhanced Arm Component."

Mu Yu slapped him in excitement, "English, please!" Jin Wu rubbed his head and grumbled, "Mech Arm." Mu Yu looked at the Mech Arm, it didn't look like Ironman… More like a larger version of the first suit but superimposed on his arm rather than covering it.

Jin Wu lifted his arm and the Mech arm opened its hand. The device attached to his arm but his arm didn't go inside of it as it was much larger than his own arm by 3 times.

He opened and closed the hand before grabbing Mu Yu's head, lifting her off the ground. Jin Wu nodded and smiled, "It works!" Mu Yu flailed and Jin Wu dropped her as she shouted "Are you trying to kill me?!" Jin Wu sighed, "Next time…"

Mu Yu kicked him and Jin Wu rolled on the ground before jumping up, "Bitch! I will kill you! Just because I was focused before doesn't mean you can hit me again!" Mu Yu took out the Cleaver and grinned.

Jin Wu sneered and tapped on the arm, steam coming out as it whirred, "Come on!" Mu Yu cleaved down as Jin Wu grabbed the cleaver with the mech arm, tossing it back as Mu Yu lost balance.

Jin Wu punched her flying through the door and she flipped in the air, sliding on the ground.

Jin Wu stepped out of the room, grinning with his machinist goggles on, curling the mech fingers, "Come on, cunt." Mu Yu glared at him and held the cleaver up, it lit up and she slashed down, shooting a massive red slash out!

Jin Wu's eyes widened and he stepped forward, pressing his palm out, his arm vibrated and the air buzzed, dispelling the slash as he shouted "Are you nuts?! You could've cut our room!"

Mu Yu looked at him resentfully, "You don't sleep in there anyway!" Jin Wu almost collapsed, "But I'm still in there! Maniac!" Mu Yu snorted and turned her nose up at him, Jin Wu rubbed his head with the mech hand before pausing and taking the hand off, rubbing with his normal hand.

Long Zi looked out his window, seeing the arm. He was shocked and sighed sincerely. He has never seen anything like it!

Jin Wu rolled his eyes and asked, "What did you come for?" Mu Yu waved her hand, "Competition is starting. Hmph!" Jin Wu's lips twitched and he walked over, turning his palm as the mech arm disappeared.

He rubbed her shoulders, "Okay, okay. Don't be like that. You're awesome." Mu Yu snorted, "Lower." Jin Wu rubbed her back as she snorted, "How awesome?" Jin Wu shouted angrily "Don't make me beat you to death!" Mu Yu turned to him and sneered.

They both paused and looked down as Jin Wu's hands squeezed her chest.

Mu Yu shrieked and slapped Jin Wu, sending him flying into the room, smashing a table to bits.

She covered her chest and snarled, "Bastard! Pervert! Freak!" Jin Wu sat up and shouted with tears, "You turned to me! It's your fault!" Mu Yu grinded her teeth and lunged at him, starting a dustbrawl on the spot.

Long Zi's lips twitched and he shook his head.

He looked at his phone and sighed, it was time to go.

He walked into the room and dragged out the duo by their legs, leaving the residence, heading for the arena.

A little bit later

The City Lord, Lin Wushang, stood on a podium, saying "Welcome to the Eastern Sect Competition! All you young men and women all be competing today from various sects. I would like to advise you that the competition is a friendly exchange, should you kill someone, you will be disqualified! The top 5 Sects will participate in the Southern Continent Competition!"

Jin Wu yawned and looked at Mu Yu, muttering "How long winded can you get?" Mu Yu sighed and shook her head, "I know right? Just start the fighting already, jeez!" Long Zi shook his head.

Jin Wu leaned over and whispered in Mu Yu's ear. She covered her mouth and giggled, whispering back. The duo started chuckling as Lin Wushang continued with the introduction before announcing the start of the competition.

Several Sects went up and started fighting.

The fighting was essentially a tournament but the participants weren't Singles. They were Sects and the fighting was in groups.

A Sect and another Sect would fight, sending Disciples to fight until one side lost all their Disciples.

There were around 100 Sects.

Jin Wu nearly fell asleep, watching the fights. He leaned on Mu Yu, who leaned on him. They touched heads and Jin Wu started snoring. Elder Tu was watching when he heard the snoring, the other disciples looked over and sneered.

Elder Tu's eyes twitched.

Lin Wushang looked over and his lips twitched in amusement as he watched Elder Tu slap Jin Wu, shouting at him as Jin Wu exploded, shouting at Elder Tu before realizing it was Elder Tu and apologizing solemnly.

Lin Wushang chuckled as a young man sitting next to him asked curiously, "What is so amusing, Lord Father?" Lin Wushang pointed at Jin Wu as the young man looked over, puzzled. Lin Wushang smiled, "Your favorite Hover Sword was from him, Meng'Er."

Lin Meng's eyes widened in excitement and he jumped up before being slapped to the ground by Lin Wushang, who said "Where are you going, boy?! Have some measure, Red Cloud City is hosting this Competition! If you rush over there, what will others think?"

Lin Meng scratched his head, "But… You always say not to care what others think." Lin Wushang turned green and he blew his beard, beating Lin Men in the City Lord booth.

Jin Wu promised, "Elder Tu, I won't fall asleep again, I swear." Elder Tu nodded and sat down, looking at his phone nervously.

Jin Wu sat down and stared at the fighting before his eyelids drooped. He opened them and glared at the stage before… He closed his eyes and fell back asleep, leaning back as Mu Yu leaned on his shoulder.

Jin Wu's head was back as he snored with his mouth open.

A while later

Jin Wu was woken up as Elder Tu glared at him, "You're up, bastard!"