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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Book&Literature
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71 Chs

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Jin Wu was stunned and looked down, seeing all the disciples clobbered. Everyone looked at Jin Wu, who rubbed his eyes "Holy shit! Everyone was wiped!"

The other Sect sneered at him and jeered, "Look, Senior Brother. A jumping clown! Hahah!" Mu Yu woke up in a daze and said "Hm?" as she yawned, crystal tears at the corner of her eyes.

Jin Wu looked down and walked through the aisles, yawning to himself, rubbing his eyes as he jumped onto the arena.

He stretched his arms and looked at the other disciples, shaking his head as he said "What's wrong with these guys?" A disciple ignored him while another sneered, "You'll be here soon enough."

Yu Linling advised, "Junior Brother Wu, those disciples are from the Iron Tree Sect, very strong!" Jin Wu rolled his eyes and turned to the Iron Tree disciples, counting the heads on the other side, complaining "You only took down 3?!"

Jin Wu sighed and said "You guys suck." the disciples behind him were angry but Jin Wu coughed and said loudly "Sorry, what I meant was, everyone here is trash!" the various sects all glared at Jin Wu, who spread his hands, "Really!"

He pointed at the Iron Tree Disciples, saying "Let's not waste time, all of you get up here." Everyone gasped.

"He wants to go 47v1?! Is he crazy?"

"Must be! Watch him get crippled!"

"The Iron Tree Sect isn't to be trifled with!"

The Iron Tree Disciple on the arena glared at Jin Wu and charged at him, "You're too arrogant!" Jin Wu looked at him flatly, grabbing his face before smashing him into the arena with a loud bang.

The Arena shook and the disciple was embedded into the arena, groaning "Ow…"

Everyone froze and Jin Wu stepped on the guy's face, leaning over to the Iron Tree Disciples, smiling "Stop wasting my damn time, trash."

Lin Wushang stroked his beard, nodding "I'll allow it." everyone was stunned and watched as the Iron Tree Sect disciples rushed up to the arena, glaring daggers at Jin Wu.

The Referee raised his hand, but Jin Wu said "Hold on a minute." a Disciple sneered, "Yo-" Jin Wu cut him off, "Yes, yes, I'm so scared! Wow! Anyway…" he turned around as that disciple spit out blood in anger.

Jin Wu shouted "Sarah, play some BGM!"

Mu Yu's eyes lit up, "Can I really?!" Jin Wu nodded and turned back around as Mu Yu took out her phone before connecting a black orb. Her lips curled mischievously as she pressed on the phone.

Loud music flowed from the speaker and Jin Wu's face turned green as he shouted angrily "Barbie Girl from Aqua?! Really!?" Mu Yu sneered, "Dance, monkey!" Jin Wu sighed and cracked his knuckles.

Everyone was dumbfounded at the music.

The Referee's lips twitched as he said "Begin."

The Iron Tree Disciples charged at Jin Wu, punching and slashing at him all at once.

Jin Wu listened to 'Come on, Barbie. Let's go party~!' his lips twitched and he blocked the weapons with an arm as he took a punch in the face. Jin Wu grinned and whipped his arm forward with the momentum, shooting a disciple flying across the arena, smashing into the wall like a star.

Everyone froze as Jin Wu licked his teeth, standing in a pose before shooting forward. He swung a fist out, smacking a disciple into a spin before flipping over, kicking him into the ground, stepping on his body as he shot off him, planting his hands on the ground, shooting his feet out.

Jin Wu spun on his hands before jumping up, catching a fist and spinning around, backhanding the guy, shooting him into a group. They flew out like bowling pins. Jin Wu landed on the ground and his hands lit up, vibrating at a high speed as he smashed down on the arena.

Spikes of rock from the arena jutted out from the ground, shooting disciples into the air!

Jin Wu jumped up and grabbed two legs with his hands, swinging two disciples around like maces, smashing the rest back into the arena before slamming the ones in his hands into the ground.

He clapped his hands and sucked in before opening his mouth and screeching out a visible soundwave that sounded like a Lion's roar.

The Disciples trembled and fell to the ground, groaning.

Jin Wu flipped and landed on the ground, shooting forward, kicking a disciple into the sky.

Another disciple got up and Jin Wu turned to him, shooting forward as he shot out fists that seemed to multiply into countless shadows. The Iron Tree Sect Disciple was beaten like a sandbag, not even touching the ground as he trembled in mid air while Jin Wu continued walking forward slowly.

Finally, Jin Wu shot an uppercut and sent the disciple into the air, landing outside the arena.

Jin Wu let out a breath and steam came off his body as all the Iron Tree Sect disciples were out cold on the ground, littered everywhere.

The Audience was frozen with their jaws wide open, staring at the arena.

It sounded like it took a long time…

But from beginning to end, it was only 1 minute!

Elder Tu nearly dropped his phone, staring at the arena in shock.

The Disciples of the Heavenly Sword sect stared at the arena, their brains blank.

The Referee trembled and stuttered, "H-Heavenly Sword Sect wins!"

Jin Wu stood up and smiled as an old man charged at him, "Pay, Junior!" Jin Wu took a palm to the face and swung his arm out faster than before, smashing the Elder in the Jaw, shooting him into the wall of the arena, unconscious.

Jin Wu was stunned and scratched his cheek, "Oops… Haha! Stupid old man, don't you know that after a battle your senses are heightened to an extreme degree until you consciously rest?" his hand was covered in a shiny black before slowly returning to normal as he walked back to the seating area.

Lin Wushang curled his lips and stood up saying "Take the Iron Tree Sect out of Red Cloud City! It's a disgrace to attack a junior! They are banned from stepping foot in my Red Cloud City!"

Guards came in and peeled the Elder off the wall, dragging the rest of the disciples out of the arena as many people came to fix the arena quickly.

Jin Wu sat down, yawning as he leaned on Mu Yu, who sighed, "You're too slow." Jin Wu sighed and retorted, "It's good to stretch your muscles sometimes." she shook her head, saying flatly "Better to one shot them."

She cut on her palm with her other hand as Long Zi's lips twitched, commenting "Junior Sister is very straightforward." Jin Wu chuckled and shifted his seating, leaning on Mu Yu's shoulder.

He smelled a very alluring aroma and smiled happily while going to sleep, snoring almost instantly. Mu Yu sneered at him but was squealing on the inside. Long Zi looked at her hidden joy, shaking his head and chuckling softly, turning back to the arena.