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Bullshit Dimensional System

Kirishima Hiroto, that's my name. This is the unbelievable story of the time where I acquired a system... sound cliché right? ... I know, and I don't really like how it forces me to do things that- [Host, please stop talking to yourself and do your job] See what I mean? It kept giving me quests that requires me to jumble that entire storyline of my favourite animes... I just hope that this never ending loop of jumping from dimension to dimension would stop. [-100 system points has been deducted] Wtf !? I'll do it!! So stop deducting it!! Do you know how much I sacrificed for those points!? [Do you job, Host] This system is really getting on my nerves... At least... I have cute anime girls with me. "Ara you're much cuter than me Hiroto" "T-That's right!" Maple please don't agree with Kurumi... You're hurting my pride... "Owner!! Let's have babies!!" No, cerberus... stay- W-Wait! Don't pull my pants!!

VladFallen_C · Anime e quadrinhos
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15 Chs

Prologue: Dimensional System

[Kirishima Hiroto]

[Age: 18]

[Congratulations! You have been chosen as the 2,456th holder of the system. Please prepare yourself for the upcoming quests]

A mechanical voice echoed inside his head. Making him frown before covering his head with his pillows before continuing his sleep.

[Host, wake up... Or I'll cut off your manhood as punishment for your tardiness]

The mechanical voice threatened. Making the 18 year old teenager to frown before slowly opening his eyes.

"Fuck... Who's so noisy early in the morning..."

He said in an irritated voice before looking towards the translucent window floating above his eyes.

"... What's this?"

He asked as he reached out his hand towards the window. Making him feel the cold and smooth surface before he retracted his hand back.

"... Who put this thing here? Is my sister playing a prank on me again?"

He muttered as he threw his body down on the bed. Trying to resume his sleep.

[Penalty will be given in 10 seconds]

"Huh?"

He said as he heard the mechanical voice in his head. Making him sat up before looking around his room, but found nothing. Everything was as disorganized as it used to be, the only difference is the window floating above his head.

[Host, you're finally awake]

"... What?"

The teenager, Kirishima Hiroto, said. Dazedly staring at the window in front of him before rubbing his eyes.

"Am I still drunk?"

He said while holding his head but was immediately shocked by a small voltage of electricity that spread throughout his body. Making him stretch his body as he felt immense pain run through his entire system. Completely waking him up in the process.

"What the fuck!?"

[Host, don't make me use forceful methods to wake you up]

The mechanical voice said. Making Hiroto rub his eyes before staring at the window in front of him.

"... Are you the one talking inside my head?"

He asked. Making the translucent window in front of him to illuminate as a new series of words appeared in front of him.

[Yes Host, isn't that obvious? What are you on drugs?]

"... No need to be so harsh..."

Hiroto said. Calmly assesing the situation, since he read about something like this multiple times in webnovels and mangas. He concluded that...

"My crippling addiction to anime and manga has started to get to me... I really need to tone it down. I can't believe I'm hallucinating about a system in front of me"

He said before laying back down on the bed and covering his body with the blanket, but immediately stopped as another voltage of electricity shocked his body.

"FUCK!"

He shouted before jumping out of the bed as soon as the shock that he felt stopped.

[Host... I'm giving you one last warning. This isn't your hallucinations but reality]

The system said. Making Hiroto frown in response before touching the window with his barehands.

[You're weirdly calm about this, Host]

"... It's pointless if I do start reacting like those mc in the light novels I've read, my neighbors would only think that I'm crazy... and... in the past I've always dreamed of something like this"

[Then, how come you're not excited?]

"... I don't know... maybe because I got tired of it... but it is weird that I'm not reacting that much when something as unbelievable as you appeared in front of me"

[...]

The system remained silent. Wondering what was wrong with his new host.

"Wait... Let me act shocked for a minute so that you'll feel better... I feel like a weirdo for not reacting like a male lead in those novels"

He said before covering his mouth with his hand as a fake excited smile appeared on his face.

"HOLY SHIT!!! I GOT A SYSTEM!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! SHIT!! SHIT!! SHIT!!!"

He shouted causing his neighbour to hit the walls seperating them.

"SHUT UP!!!"

His neighbour shouted. Making Hiroto sigh before looking at the system who stayed silent the entire time.

"So... why are you here again?"

[Why did those we pick you as our hosts...]

The system said in dissapointment before formally introducing itself to Hiroto.

[System ID no: #2775, a dimensional system that holds and controls the "world of human creativity" where all stories and worlds created by humans were brought to reality. You are the 2,456th host chosen to hold us. As the previous holders have died due to the past nature of the system. We have altered it slightly to see whether the new quests wouldn't bring too much harm to the host]

"... So in otherwords... I'm a test subject"

Hiroto muttered with a frown while listening to the system with a weirdly calm attitude.

[Not entirely, even though we are still testing the effectiveness of the new features. You are still tasked to accomplish the main purpose of the system]

"... So I'm both a test subject and a slave"

[...]

The system remained silent while looking at Hiroto who made an accurate comparison on what they're about to do to him.

"What's your purpose exactly?"

[Searching... currently unknown]

The system answered. Making Hiroto look at it in confusion.

[Those beings who created us didn't specify a purpose for us. We just need to fulfill their orders. That is what we are designed to do]

[That order is to alter specific parts of different stories as they wish. We cannot directly interfere with those worlds so we need a host to do it for us. In exchange, we'll give the host rewards according to their performance]

The system said, causing a serious expression to appear on his face. Deciding to pry more information about the system.

"What are those "task" you're referring to?"

[Tasks will be dependent on the dimension you're about to enter. It could range from seducing, stealing, or destroying someone or something in those stories. You will possess bodies of minor or major characters in each story to aid you in fulfilling those tasks]

The system explained as Hiroto sat down on the bed.

"How about the rewards?"

[Your rewards will be divided into 3 categories. One is to allow you to bring any item from that stories with you. Another is to allow you to permanently assimilate any abilities or skills that you gain in each dimension in your body. Lastly, you will be allowed to bring any characters from those stories with you, back to this dimension or as you enter others... This is accordance to the data collected from the system's past hosts]

"So... I can't buy abilities or skills?"

[No, at each quest you will be rewarded with "system points" that can allow you to acquire any ability or change a single or multiple words from the script of the story. But it cannot involve the manipulation of the major characters of the story]

"... What happens when I change a word?"

[The changes will directly affect the reality of the dimension. For example, changing a word that describes the character your possessing like from stupid to smart, will take a direct effect on your character and change it accordingly to the script]

The system explained. Making Hiroto frown with a serious expression on his face as he contemplated from the information that he obtained.

"... What dimensions are you talking about?"

He asked, causing a list of items to appear on the screen.

[The dimensions are formed from the imagination of humanity. In your terms... anime, manga, games, novels, hentai, etc. are all brought to reality and you will travel to each to fulfill a certain quest]

The system explained. Expecting for Hiroto to immediately accept as he heard those words but to its surprise. He remained silent.

"I decided"

He said before pointing his finger at the translucent window in front of him.

"I quit, go find another host for all I care. I don't have time to join this nonsense... and I don't want to enter a world of a doujin or hentai... NTR has been becoming popular lately. I don't want to be NTRed if I ever travel to those dimensions!"

[...]

The system remained silent. Spreading an awkward atmosphere around the room.

[The host has no authority to decide that]

"Eh?"

Hiroto muttered before a black choker suddenly appeared on his neck. Making him frown as he grabbed it and tried to take it off.

[The host is bounded by the system, so if we fail to fulfill those quests. You'll also take a toll like what happened to the past hosts]

It said before another translucent screen appeared in front of him.

[Failure of the quest will decrease the host's lifespan. While its success increases it. Since you are chosen as a host on a short notice... We have decided to give you a few privileges that could help you start]

The system said while showing a gift box in front of Hiroto who was trying to tear the choker off his neck.

[It's futile to resist. Be rational and calm like you did a while ago and accept your fate. Both of us have no choice but to fulfill this]

It explained. Making Hiroto frown. Looking at the translucent window with a serious expression on his face.

"... Why the hell did you drag me into this?"

[It was not our intention. Hosts are chosen in random, just like the rest of the systems created. So you have nothing to blame but your luck for being dragged into this]

The system explained, causing him to sigh in defeat before pressing the gift box in front of him.

[Beginner gift box has been opened!]

[You have obtained:

Skills:

[Increased Charm]

[Enhanced Physical Strength]

[Enhanced Reflexes]

Items:

2x Quest Pass]

"... That's it?"

He said in disbelief while looking at the prizes that he obtained.

[Indeed, changes are directly placed on the host's soul so each skills and items can be brought with him when diving in another dimension]

[Now that everything has been prepared. Here are the continuous quests to be followed at each dimension]

The system said as the contents of the window changed. Showing the quests that are currently available in accordance to Hiroto's own capabilities.

[Continuous Quest: Successfully steal or seduce any major character in the dimension.

Reward: 10 system points, 1x character]

[Continuous Quest: Humiliate or Kill the protagonist.

Reward: 20 system points, 1x skill]

[Continuous Quest: Help the protagonist in forming a relationship with a major or minor character aside from the heroine.

Reward: 5 system points, 1x item]

"Continuous Quest?"

Hiroto muttered while reading the descriptions of each quest.

[A continuous quests is a quest that will be present everytime you travel, and can be fulfilled together with the main quests given to the host. Continuous Quests can be repeated by the hosts multiple times to acquire more rewards]

The system explained, causing Hiroto to nod his head in understanding.

"... So... Can I get to choose which dimension I'm going?"

[No, the dimension that the host is entering is random]

"What?"

Hiroto muttered before a large vortex suddenly appeared inside his room. Making him pale as it started to suck up everything inside his room.

"W-Wait... I still need some time to-"

He said but cut off as his body is pulled into the vortex before it completely closed. Leaving Hiroto's empty room as another message appeared on the translucent window from before.

[Trial Period has begun]

[Dimension: Itai no wa Iya nano de Bougyoryoku ni Kyokufuri Shitai to Omoimasu]

[Quest: Grow stronger

Reward: All skills and abilities are retained by the host.

Failure: Death

Limit: 1 week]