DOUBLE TROUBLE!

(By the way... here's your new power stats.)

Stand name: [Making Mirrors]

Power- A

Speed- B

Range- C

Durability- C

Precision- B

Development- E

Description:

The stand is able to reflect damage done by a person or another stand back to the opponent/enemy.

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~~<<NO ONES POV>>~~

Kazuma and Y/n: VERDIA!!?

Ok... I know what your thinking, how did Verida show up again after the ass whooping you gave him last time. Well, how about we rewind a bit.

*rewinding noise*

Pterodactyl: *screech* REEEEEEEE!

Oops... too far I guess. Hold on.

*fast forward noises*

Sun: *explodes*

God dammit! Stupid remote! *bashes remote on desk* why won't you work properly! Okay, third time's the charm.

*rewind noises*

Everyone: KONOSUBA!

Okay, perfect. So after the whole Verdia incident, our heroes had gone back to the Guild to celebrate the team's victory against Verdia. After the party, the team then went home to rest up a bit. Now it's the next day and now we see Kazuma standing above a still sleeping Aqua.

Aqua: *obnoxious snoring*

Kazuma: 'ugh...' *grips his pouch tighter* 'This 'aint worth it! Working all day for peanuts! Dealing with a loser Goddess!' Fantasy world my ass! This ain't the life I signed up for!... 'what happened to fighting dragons with a kick ass magic sword and being the edgy hero everyone's been waiting for? Where's the party member I'm supposed to fall in love with?... this place is such a rip-off!

~~<<SMALL TIMESKIP>>~~

Now, our group of misfits are in the Guild where they will be planning their next gig together, well, for the most part. Out of nowhere Aqua slams her arms down on the table, getting everyone's attention as she inquires about something.

Aqua: I HATE BEING BROKE!

Y/n: well I guess you shouldn't have told, literally everyone in the Guild that you'll be paying for drinks. I'm just saying...

Aqua: I can't live like a popper!... That does it! Let's do a quest! I don't care what! I don't care if its hard! I! WANT! MONEY!

Aqua exclaims as everyone of her teammates just watch out of pure boredom. Darkness then replies.

Darkness: well, I would not mind a hard quest.

Aqua then latches herself onto Kazuma as she pleads to him to let the team go on the quest.

Aqua: PLEASE! Let's go on a quest! I'm sick of working for a part time Job! The boss yells at me if I don't sell all of the croquettes!

Y/n; well you wouldn't be yelled at so much if you just do your damn job properly! Y'know, just saying.

Aqua: I promise I won't slack off! I'll be a good party member! *sobbing*

Kazuma: 'how can a Goddess be so pathetic!'

Y/n: well, Aqua, your in luck cause I actually need a companion on my quest today! More preferably, an arch priest? So whaddya say?

Aqua: really Y/n!?

Y/n: yup! So you in?

Aqua: Arch priest Aqua reporting for duty sir!

Y/n: great! Glad to have you on board.

Then out of nowhere, Kazuma slides his way next to you as he whispers something in your ear.

Kazuma: *whispering* are you sure you want her on your quest? I mean, its Aqua for god's sakes!

Y/n: *whispering* well I would find someone else if I could but, there aren't any Arch priest here that could match Aquas affinity for magic so I had to go with what I got!

Kazuma: well good luck with that I guess...

Y/n: right! Let's go get that quest Aqua!

Aqua: yessir!

They both then leave for the quest board. When they got there, Aqua decides to ask about the quest.

Aqua: so... what's the quest about?

Y/n: well, basically we just need to exterminate some Goblins on the south side of Axel.

Aqua: seems pretty easy!

Y/n: yeah, you say that now but when you actually meet the fucking bastards you'd think otherwise... good thing I watched goblin slayer before I died.

They finally reached the board and got the quest they needed. After that they got it approved and now they were on their way to the goblin infested forests. But not before stopping at a nearby potion shop.

Aqua: what are we doing at a potion shop?

Y/n: well, I just wanted to make sure that we'll have some mana potions to spare in case you or I use too much mana.

Aqua: ooh... that makes sense.

Y/n: okay, now stay here and wait while I go shop okay?

Aqua: you got it boss!

And with that, Y/n went in the shop as he shops for potions he'll definitely use later.

~~<<SMALL TIMESKIP>>~~

Y/n: okay, I got what I needed. You ready to go Aqu-

But when he looks up, he sees no one there. He looks to his left, right, seemingly not finding her until he stumbled his sights on a large crowd near a fountain. He looks at the person on the fountain, and lo and behold! It was Aqua doing party tricks. Y/n then gives out an exasperated sigh.

Y/n: Uugh!... this is gonna be a long day...

After he got Aqua from her little performance, they finally headed towards their destination. When they arrive, Y/n decided to get to somewhere high to get a better view of the forest. Luckily there was a mountain nearby.

Y/n: okay, Aqua let's get to that mountain over there.

but there was no response.

Y/n: Aqua?

He turns around to see Aqua getting hauled off by some goblin scouts.

Aqua: AAAAHHHH!!! HELP ME Y/N!!!

Y/n: GOD DAMMIT!

Y/n then summons a Glock 17 and shot the Goblin scouts. They dropped Aqua who was apparently tied to a stick with her hands and feet tied to said stick.

Aqua: thank you Y/n!

Y/n: yeah no problem.

~~<<ANOTHER TIMESKIP>>~~

Y/n: okay, now that we're on this mountain, help me find all the goblin camps.

Aqua: you got it!

He then gave Aqua a medieval looking telescope for her to use. Y/n uses his own and both then got to work. By the time they were done, both found at least 4 goblin camps to exterminate.

Y/n: jeez... that's a lot of camps to deal with.

Aqua: whaddaya mean? It's only four camps! We got this!

Y/n: what are you blabbering about. There are a lot of goblins in one camp, and most of them are Hobgoblins, captains, and in unfortunate cases, a Goblin lord or champion. So whatever you do, DO. NOT. UNDERESTIMATE. THEM. Got that Aqua?

Again, there was no response. During his explanation he had his eyes closed to accentuate his explaining, don't know why but he did, and didn't know if Aqua ran off or was just not responding

Y/n: Aqua. I swear to God if you ran off on your own I will hit you so hard...

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Aqua: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! YYYY/NNNN!!! HELP MEEE!!!

Y/n: GOD DAMMIT AQUA!!! I'M COMING!!!

And with that he sped off into the direction he heard Aqua's scream from which surprisingly was pretty loud considering he heard it even on top of a mountain ledge.

~~<<Y/n POV>>~~

I ran and ran as fast as I could! Trying to get to her before the goblins do anything to her.

Y/n: 'shit! Goblins have a tendency to rape women so I gotta get there before they deflower her'

Aqua: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! STOOOOOP!!!!!

Y/n: I"M COMING AQUA!!!

I summoned an RPG-7 And was readying myself for a rocket jump to boost myself up and closer towards the Goblin camp.

Y/n: hope this works!

I then pointed it downwards, jumped and shot the RPG and got sent flying through the air like soldier from TF2.

Y/n: oh yeah! Let's go baby!

I then saw the goblin camps as the goblins surround Aqua in the middle of the camp.

Y/n: I gotcha you little fucks! FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

i looked the goblins dead in their eyes, and said my next line in the best terminator voice I could do...I shot another shot of the RPG while infusing the shot with some ice magic. The rocket traveled towards a huge group of foot goblins and upon in contact, exploded and encased some of the goblins who were in the splash zone of the shot in ice. I safely land right in front of Aqua as I discarded my RPG and replaced it with a Minigun.

https://youtu.be/2MtOpB5LlUA

(play this for added immersion)

Y/n: Hasta la vista, Baby!

With that I started spraying. Blood, guts, and brains were flying everywhere! The only ones left were a Goblin chief and another handful of foot goblins. So, I decided to kick it up a notch and infused fire magic into the bullets and started shooting again. As the shots land, it immediately ignites anything it hits on fire. The only one left was the goblin chief and lets just say, he was pissed. The chief was bigger than I am but not too much that It rivals the size of the goblin champion or lord but it was still pretty intimidating. I discarded the gun and took out the white orb or Hikaru out of my belt bag.

Y/n: hey, you wanna teach this Goblin who's boss?

Hikaru: Hell yeah!

Hikaru then morphed herself as I absorbed her into me encasing me in a white aura while my E/c turned into the metallic white ones.

Y/n: let's do this! Light magic: Astral projection! [Making Mirrors]!

[Making Mirrors] then appeared behind me as I took a running stance. I look back at Aqua as I say something to her.

Y/n: Aqua! Distract it for a bit!

Aqua: What!?

But before she could protest, I already ran off to the sides as I circle back towards the back of the Goblin while Aqua keeps it busy.

Aqua: AAAAHHH!!! WHY AM I ALWAYS THE BAIT!!!

Aqua skids to a halt as a club smashed down in front of her. She looks to her right with nervousness in her eyes as she finds that the Goblin chief was already up on her face.

Aqua: u-u-umm... nice Mr. Goblin?...

The goblin chief roared at her as she stumbled back and onto her tushie. The goblin chief then towered before her as he brings his club way up high as it readied itself to smash the little priestess. Aqua just looks on with dilated pupils and tears in her eyes as she awaits for end. but fortunately it was not the case as I was right behind it and tap on the Goblin chiefs shoulder. it turns around only to see me there with my stand readying itself for a punch.

Y/n: Omae wa mou shindeiru!

Goblin: *goblin noises* translate: 'NANI!?'

[Making Mirrors] then throws its first punch with all its strength and manage to make the goblin skid back with a giant bruise on its cheek. Before it could comprehend what was happening, I was already in front of it sending a flurry of punches at it.

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With that final punch, I managed to punch the goblins head off as blood spewed everywhere from its neck as its beaten body fell backwards onto the ground with a loud thud. With everything done, I then disabled my stand as Hikaru began to morph back into her white orb form as I like to call it.

Y/n: *sigh* yare yare daze...

(stop music)

I fell down on my back as I realized I used too much mana and the added exhaustion from using my stand.

Y/n: Aqua! Could you please help me out here? Aqua!... Aqua?

Turns out, Aqua fainted a while back when the goblin chief was about to smash her into a human pancake.

Y/n: *sigh* welp... fuck.

~~<<TIMESKIP>>~~

After a while, Aqua finally wakes up from her 'nap' and helped me up. After that we finished our Quest and finally exterminated the goblin camps, and let me tell ya!... it was a bloodbath. It was already afternoon and by the end of it all, Aqua was scarred to the bone. Apparently she hadn't seen that much blood in her life and she fucking broke because of it. We were now on our way back to the town as I try comfort Aqua from her traumatic state.

Y/n: c'mon Aqua... it's over now! You don't have to worry anymore! How about this, when we get to the guild, we can use our money to buy some drinks! You like to drink don't you?

Aqua: blood... so much blood... so much death...

Y/n: ugh! This is not working at all...

We were walking on the road towards the Guild, until we found Kazuma, Megumin, and Darkness just walking around. I decide to call out to them.

Y/n: Hey!

They then look over at me and Aqua and was now walking towards us. They were finally in front of both of us as Kazuma looks over at Aqua and asks a question.

Kazuma: what happened to her?

Y/n: long story short, she's traumatized.

Kazuma: huh.

Suddenly we all heard some sad singing from somewhere near us... it was Aqua.

Y/n: now she's singing... great.

We then started walking again towards the guild... without any interruptions... yup! No inconveniences at all!...

???: LADY AQUA!!?

SON OF A BI-