A useless talk with Emma/ Psuedo Divinity

I sit down and stir my chocolate milk, an excellent drink that I wish they had during Bc, and look at Ms. Frost

"This is a nice place... How'd you afford it?" She says sitting across from me

"I'm just bumming off Tony stark"

"Oh," She says and shifts in her seat "Well down to business then... I know you're mutant," She says and looks at me trying to read my face

"Oh really," I say sarcastically "If you didn't know by now I would think you an idiot... You know with you stalking me and all" I say downing my cup

"So your not scared I'll release your secret?" She says with a smile

"Should I be? I could just kill anyone trying to attack me anyway the mask is just for convenience"

She sees she is losing dominance in this conversation" What's your goal? why would you join shield?"

"No reason" (Total Lie!!) "I just felt like it" I then stand up and lean close "Now could you please stop trying to probe in my brain it's getting annoying"

She gives a soft smile "Well I just wanted to inform you that you can't go to MidTown High anymore" She says interlocking her fingers" Your too much of a danger to the students"

"Whatever... If you don't have any crazy news to say can you leave?"

"I have... Friends" She says friends with a strained smile "That will be able to help you get full control of your abilities"

(* This sounds like when a pedo lures kids with candy*) Death says in my mind suddenly stopping her tantrum

(Oh? Your back to me now... I thought you found a new guy)

(*ugh!! It was just a joke don't take it too seriously... I was trying to get you jealous*)

I smile hearing Death's words and go back to my conversation with Emma "Is there a reason you're telling me this?"

"Yes I want you to go to their scho-" She tries to say before I cut her off

"Hell no! I'm not leaving one school to go to another... Hell I don't need any school anyway I memorized all the textbooks" I say getting annoyed by this conversation

Seeming surprised by my outburst she gets a shocked expression on her face "Well they could help you with your pow-"

"Leave already" I state simply, There's no way I'll have that bald pedo try and get his hands on me... hell I can barely resist Emma's attempts at prying into my brain, Charles Xavier is a million times stronger than her at telepathy

"Fine... I see you need to think things over" She says getting up and hands me a card with a number "Just call here when your ready, They can help you" She then walks out the front door and leaves the property

"What a persistent woman... Reminds me of Jeane haha"

(FlashBack)

After discovering that my blood can break curses and has strong magical properties I had gone back to Arachne and cured her

"So who's this?" Sigurd asks standing up and greeting me when I walk in

"This is Arachne and she'll be joining us" I clench my hand slightly (Damn Hormones!!)

"So you just picked up a defenseless little girl?" Jeane Walks closer starting at Arachnes form

"What no! This is just how she looks trust me she's older than all of us" I say, I'm not a pedophile how was I supposed to know that she got cursed when she was a kid

"Master helped cured me so I'll follow him hehe," Arachne says with a smile on her face

"Wow, so you have a master-servant fetish huh?" Sigurd smiles and gives me a knowing look

I sigh and give Arachne to Jeane and set my way to the training grounds "Oh hey herc" I wave at the 10-foot tall man who was punching at a vibranium dummy I made

"Oh hey kid, Training I see?" He acknowledges me back and goes back to punching

"Yeah, this is the only way I can ignore these hormones..."

He pauses "Hormones?"

"Yeah every time I see a woman I feel like I want to have sex with her, It's terrible!" I say going to another dummy and training in Gravity

He puts his hand under his chin "Aren't you a demi-god?"

"yah so what?" I say increasing the gravity on the dummy

"Well it happens for most demi-gods, But are you sure it's not a Psuedo Divinity?"

"A psuedo-Divinity?"

"Yeah, You're born with it, and when you grow up it gives you an urge to do the thing it's related to... Like me, I have a Psuedo Divinity of Strength, and Kratos has one of War... This is the main reason gods are so scared of demigods haha"

"So are you trying to say that I have one related to Sex?" I ask looking at him incredulously

"Haha yes, You got lucky..." He says slightly jealous

"So to awaken it do I need to have sex?"

"That's the main way to awaken it yes," He says giving me a thumbs up and getting back to training

As I turn around to continue my training I notice someone quickly leave the area (Jeane?)

2 hours later I finish training and wash up and then head to my room, Much to my surprise someone else was their "Huh what are you doing here Jeane?"

Yes jeane, in nothing but her underwear laying on my bed staring at me

"I heard the conversation you had with Hercules, and I'm here to volunteer..." She says slightly shy looking at me

"V-Volunteer!! This isn't some charity service!" I yell and get frustrated at myself for having a boner

She gets off the bed "It's fine... One of my abilities is to be invincible until I lose my virginity... And I think it's fine to lose it to you" She says closer now and running her hand down my chest "So... Let's do it~"

(Flashback End)

After reminiscing I sit up and stretch and begin to read books about the natural forces (*That's not the only way to get a Psuedo-Divinity you know*) Death says in my head, apparently seeing the little flashback I had

(Oh really?)

(*Yah if you have a good enough understanding of a concept you could get one... If you get one related to death I can bless you and make it a full Divinity hehe*)

(Well as much as I'd like to be a god... I'll focus on the plan for now Besides, I don't have to worry about school anymore)

I then get up and go outside

(Gravity: -250)

Hopping up and flying off I increase the gravity again and fall next to a grocery store (I should get some food...)

(*What are you planning? I can only see your outer thoughts*) Death complains to me

(Well I was thinking of Going to Asgard for a while) I tell her while looking for granola bars

(*What!! What if Odin Kills you?*)

(Hmm well, I'm only going to visit someone... You see she stole a breastplate from me and I want it back)

(*Wait Lady Sif? Can't you just dissolve it at will?*)

(Well I also want to steal some things from his vault and get a free ride to Nidavellir to get some Uru... You know I kinda want a weapon that can pierce through everything haha)

Tossing the items on the check out counter, a man with a ski mask walks up "This is a robbery!!! Put the money in the bag!" He yells and fires off 2 shots to the ceiling

I look at him with a bored look "You couldn't have waited?"

"Shut up kid and get down!!" He says and aims the gun at me

Lowering my head and sighing at the ground "If you are prepared to kill... You should also be prepared for death"

(Absorb: 100 years)

The man skin starts to get wrinkly and he falls not breathing anymore, along with the gun

"W-What!" The cashier screams staring at me with a scared look

"So it's free right?" I say picking up my items and walking away, Once I'm outside I look up at the sky "Heimdall!! I know you can hear me so just open up asshole!"

Feeling someone's attention on me I know that he's watching and, in the next second a beam of light falls on top of me beaming me up

(A/N: I know I know... No sex scene!?, Sorry, but it was more of an excuse to explain his insane sexual urges and why they stopped and by the way, I'm already planning for him to get another Psuedo- Divinity so any suggestions?... Also if you guys are wondering what Uru is, It's the best metal to make weapons out of... While Vibranium is more for defense, Uru when sharpened can cut through anything even Vibranium) (Ps. Thanos's 2 sided sword in Endgame is made out of Uru, that's how he was able to cut through Captain America's shield)