God Usopp.

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An- Speckle de dea Speckle de do, I'm going to take your fucking knees!

Haha lol, anyway I hope you guys enjoy the next chapter.

Enjoy!

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Usopp pop up his knee to a conveniently placed box, "I am Captain Usopp and if you don't Leave pirates my army of 80 million will be forced to make you!" Usopp said and the flags began to move up and down.

"What oh no!" Said Luffy in mock fear.

Nami just smirked and pointed at Usopp, "He is lying, there is no way 80 million people could fit on this island." Usopp suddenly did a made a shocked face. His little friends also can be seen running away like cowards.

"She found us out!" Usopp exclaimed in Shock, I chuckled at his dramatic personality.

"Hey are you yassop's son?" Asked Luffy suddenly and suddenly Usopp fell forward and tripped down the hill.

"You know my dad?" He asked in wonder.

"Yup, he visited my village when I was a kid, he would always tell stories about his son Usopp." Luffy explained and Usopp smiled and stood up to his feet.

And just like that we had meet our future Sniper.

Usopp lead us to the village while Luffy told him stories about his dad, this made the Liar quite happy.

We eventually made it to a bar, it was not too full but we made our way to a table and sat down.

We ordered food and began munching down on food while talking.

"So what are you guys here for?" Asked usopp stuffing his face.

"Where here for a ship." Said Luffy taking a bite from a drumstick.

"Aye mate, we were hoping to see if there were any here." I said and Usopp looked deep in thought.

"My friend Kaya may have one she's rich." Said Usopp with a thoughtful expression.

Nami for some reason had berry signs in her eyes, "How Gingy don't even think about it." I said making her snap out of her trance.

"What did you say Old, Ugly, Stupid Ashy-Bastard!" She said bumping heads with me.

"Sorry I can only her the sound of a Gold Digger!" I said grinning with a tick mark on my head.

"Why you!" She grinded her teeth in Anger.

"Oi, shut up." Said Zoro hitting both me and Nami with an empty Liquor bottle Lightly.

"Ouch." Said Nami holding her head.

I however once they both turned their head to me all they saw was a headless body.

"Ahhh!" Usopp jumped back, and fell from his seat.

Luffy almost chocked on his meat.. heh.

Zoro spat alcohol everywhere.

And Nami fainted…

Suddenly my head grew back in a puff off ash.

I grin and hit the table in laughter. "Ashahahaha~ I fucking got you guys good!"

Soon Luffy started laughing, "Shishishi, good one Lox!" He said with a smile.

Zoro just glared at me for making him waste his drink, and Usopp pretended he didn't fall for it, when asking me how I did that.

Nami however was still on the ground unconscious…

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-An: hope you enjoyed the chapter!

Have a nice October holiday!

Ciao!