Ch.3

[Timeskip: 20 years]

"67!" I said and I made my 67th push up with no effort.

I continue to do push-ups until I hit my 100th, I do this as a warm up for the mornings, gets the blood pumping.

I sigh and sit on the ground.

These twenty years I haven't physically aged at all, Like bubblegum I will forever be at my peak Youth… at that thought I grin my Diamond teeth sparkles as I do so.

"The power of my Youth is unmatched!" I stand up and do the Nice guy pose with the trademark thumbs up.

I suddenly started laughing and rolling around the ground.

The feeling of amusement leaks through my connections with mother, "I know Mother I am a top-notch comedian haha." I said arrogantly.

It may seem surprising but these twenty years have been okay, I haven't went insane or anything I chalk that up to me being a different race like Bubblegum.

I sit in a cross legged position and enter a meditation state, Suddenly a 5 things form in the air a Ingot of Iron, Gold, Silver and Diamond plus an Emerald.

They start spinning around me like planets do with the sun.

I have long realised whom I am..

I am the first Earth Elemental, The balance, The land and the protection of the nature itself, because without dirt and minerals what does life have to keep its plants? They have nothing..

My mother is the Concept of Earth. She created a son and doing that created the ideal vessel for The fifth element.

I am Earth.. But I also the son of Gaia the previous Elemental of Earth.

Sure my mother is the Concept of earth but she didn't have enough intelligence to do what the other elements do. So she became planet's, The balance the holds the Other elements together.

So over time she got pregnant.. how dose that work? Well a long time ago…

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A catalyst comet broke into little pieces and became space dust, this space dust crashed into the earth and fused into its core..

This resulted in a Child. A child of the earth most precious materials, Bones of Diamonds, Hair of Silver and gold, Nails of rubies and a heart of some the earths core.

This vessel was empty however.. a soulless husk that would've naver left its mother, however that changed when a Soul crossed over from another world. These types of souls hold great potential. This soul fused and became the Son of Gaia The earth. And by a byproduct he became the avatar of Earth, The Elemental of Earth…

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Okay Origin story aside.. I am currently relaxing, it helps me to connect with mother more and my Element more.

I suddenly flopped onto my back, the floating Materials around me suddenly dropped and sank into the island ground becoming one of the Earth.

"Mother! I'm hungry~" I Moaned out like a cranky child. A solid bar of Steel forms from the ground and landed infront of me.

"Thanks Mother." I said getting a positive response back from the connection

I picked up the Steel bar and bite into in.

Damn this is good.. What? I don't eat meat anymore! I am a Metalvore only eat Metal, like gold and iron and steel.. Copper.. Bronze, my mouth starts watering at the thought.

Anyway I tried eating meat but in all honesty it tasted like shit to me. I am just built different now.

Not completely different though, I still have a cock and balls, and I can have kids… Moving on!

I chomp up my delicious Steel ingot and finished eating.

I let out a burp and lay down on the ground. As much as it is lonely living here I need to get used to it, I have about 220 years until canon starts, how do I know this? Mother poked my head and pulled out that number.

Sometimes mother will do that, but she isn't smart. She is just trying to help and giving me the correct information makes me happy and that makes her happy.

[Timeskip: 30 years later.]

"Mother! I want two gold bars for dinner~" I begged and got an amused feelings from my mother. She popped out two 100% gold bars. I grab one and chomping down on the soft metal I let out a moan of satisfaction, It was like biting into a juicy perfectly seasoned burger.

Your probably wondering why I don't make my own gold and shit to eat.

Well mother's Gold and other metals hit different. They have that motherly love in them.

I finished my food and got up and went into my stone house. I got sick of sleeping in a tree so I decided to make a stone house.

It more like a Cabin but I have been living in it for twenty five years so give me a break.

"Hey! Frank!" I called out from the door of my cabin, "I am going to take a nap. Make sure to wake me up if anything bad happens!" I shouted and a large golem made of Iron and ruby come out of the forest and nods and bows, "Yes my King." He says and walks away.

I go by King Gold! Why? Why not is the true question! Bubblegum isn't the only one who is allowed to make living constructs of our element! However I made mine with my power she made her's with science, eh whatever.

Frank isn't the only Golem I made Their are 3 more. They are completely Sentient. They don't have special earth powers but they are super strong like pull a tree out the ground strong!

And their defence is on another level!

Well that's to be expected of golems though.

Alright time for some good old shut eye..

Only only a hundred and ninety years until I can leave this island.. I can do this I have company now so I'll be fine. My training has been going amazingly, my golems prove that.

I soon fall asleep and started dreaming about girls, I am still the same old Virgin weeb I was in my past life hahaha.

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(AN)

Wow, so many adventure Time fans coming to read this! Thanks I will try my best to make this entertaining.

I am also pumping out chapters like the Kardashians pump their asses up with injections, lol.

Bye!