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CaptainJerkOff

CaptainJerkOff

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Just some lazy ass guy in among the crowds

2019-07-01 JoinedChile
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff19d
    Commented

    Feels like a doormat

    Ch 78 The Future of The World
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    Fate/DC Universe
    Anime & Comics · Gilgamesh9669
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff26d
    Commented

    Correct if I'm wrong, but did Nasuverse Excalibur kill some giant alien that ended the Age of Gods?

    "Still, compared to Artoria's Excalibur. The DxD Excalibur is just plain haxx and carry it's wielder instead of supporting like Artoria's Excalibur." Ray shrug with disinterest and toss the Excalibur away which sink into his Shadow.
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    I am secretly a 12th Dimensional Eldritch God
    Anime & Comics · Daoist_KittyKat
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1mth
    Commented

    Why do some of these words resemble Tainted Desire by ATasteOfDarkness

    Ch 66 Chapter 66: Control? You don't need it II
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    GOT : Reborn as a Frey
    Book&Literature · Numera
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1mth
    Commented

    Reading all of the writer's story always feels like a slog. I think that only masochist enjoy these kind of stories.

    Ch 49 The Shrink
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    Where the hell am I, and is that a Kaiju!?
    Book&Literature · Niggross
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1mth
    Commented

    Refering to chapter 127 where Nick immediately cast the Killing Curse on Orion, and then fast foward few chapters you got Hermione defending Nick. Does this means that Hermione doesn't value Orion as a friend? What if Nick killed Orion beforehand? Forced plot and conflict ain't my cuppa. Imma dip here.

    Ch 131 Chapter 131 : Orion Vs Nick 5 (Bonus Chapter)
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    HP: Magic Punk
    Book&Literature · kamidemond
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1mth
    Commented

    He's just gonna let Captain Atom go just like that?

    Ch 63 The Truth About Superman
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    Fate/DC Universe
    Anime & Comics · Gilgamesh9669
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff7mth
    Commented

    Boring and predictable conflict, just give him a mission outside his home universe.

    Ch 47 Ch. 46: The Ancient One
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    Multiverse's Ghost Rider
    Movies · TheMightyZeus
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff8mth
    Replied to Lakerus43

    Shiori Katase from Uchi no Kaisha no Chiisai Senpai no Hanashi (My Tiny Senpai)

    Cortana: "..." (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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    Meta Essence Gacha in Marvel
    Anime & Comics · EvansKannon
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    A functional threesome with two females needed yuri. T'is logical

    (Image)
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    The Hidden Dungeon in the World of Otome Games is Tough For Mobs
    Anime & Comics · SentToOblivion
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    A saiyan got distracted when ordering food? Blasphemy

    Ch 69 Parker Meeting.. Hot n Ready
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    Marvel; My wife is Hela; Goddess of Death, Just Saiyan
    Anime & Comics · Elliot_Jackson
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    +1

    No!
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    Psionic (Marvel)
    Anime & Comics · Moziel
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    packin some dobonhonkeros

    She may be a massive bitch but she also got massive honkers!
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    The Bizarre Life Of Tadano
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    Mokou? Is this Touhou?

    Fujiwara Mihong replied slightly aggrieved.
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    Traveling through countless worlds at the same time
    Anime & Comics · Copia_San
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    DAGA KOTOWARU

    "But, please forgive me for refusing! "
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    Traveling through countless worlds at the same time
    Anime & Comics · Copia_San
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    Big sadge

    Also, I lost 50 / 50 failed get Raiden. I'm sad.
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    Stealing Heroine: Honestly, I never thought this far. (R-18-Rewrite)
    Anime & Comics · RazackCh
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    All hail Sasaki Kojiro, Regend, Dragonslayer, Savior of Orleans

    Dragons are just bigger swallows.
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    A Nascent Kaleidoscope.
    Anime & Comics · AStoryForOne
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    Why didn't the MC expose Nick Fury ?

    Ch 16 Chapter 86: Kingpin Crime's End
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    Marvel: My Girlfriend is Spider-Woman?!
    Movies · Levaa
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    Still don't understand what woke means

    A/N: r/fanfiction is a very toxic place. Those people are too judgemental. Sometimes, I hate the 'woke' because they are too quick to make assumptions. Rather than try to understand you and see it from your eyes, they will try to implicate you. Since when did being woke give someone self entitlement and the right to pass judgment on others? Honestly, some subreddits are as worse as twitter. r/fanfiction, r/HPfanfiction and r/TheCitadel... especially these three. Being woke doesn't mean you get to be assholes.
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    A Crazy Journey Through Fiction
    Others · manny0101
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Commented

    All hail the Queen of Escalation

    "Shush you, Skitter, let me welcome you to our group chat, hope we get along since you'll be with us for a long time."
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    What? A Group Chat?
    Anime & Comics · Charlottes
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  • CaptainJerkOff
    CaptainJerkOff1yr
    Posted

    The idea of a post canon Slytherin is incredibly ingenious one. However reading through this isn't enjoyable, it becomes a chore. Why is this? Other than the character's passive behaviour ( I dunno why he didn't leave Hogwarts, he didn't have any attachement there and it worsen his psyche). Of course there is the scene where he becomes a fugitive. There is no satisfaction when you finish that ark, you just go "3 years later", gah. Boring mc, stupid decisions, and no satisfaction. Removing the OOC system is great idea, it allows for a more flexible character development. Kudos for you.

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    The Slytherin Magus
    Book&Literature · _Ink_
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