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HIGH FIVE YOU BROKE ASS PEOPLE


Pi was fond of reading Chinese books. At first, it was not very used to them. But the Chinese language had a magical power, in which each word was formed by special rules, and each word's form had a special meaning. This was fascinating to Pi. Take the word "mountain" (山) for example, by looking at this character, the peaks of the mountain seemed visible. 
It followed Zhang Zian's suggestions to sit straight in front of the computer and type for a while, then sit on the window sill to look into the distance and observe the busy pedestrians. After a few minutes, as the eyes were adjusted and relaxed, it sat in the basket hammock chair and read books on the tablet, then repeated the cycle. Pi enjoyed the routine.　　
Maybe Pi was already used to searching for information in the complex records of the nameless book. It was able to read extremely fast and not only was it able to understand everything, it was able to remember them. Each time Zhang Zian came upstairs to check on it, he found it reading a different book.　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi typed its explanation: "I've read the English versions of these books. That's why I read fast."　　
Zhang Zian nodded in acknowledgment.　
The books that he transferred into the tablet for it were the electronic versions of the old and contemporary classics, most of which had been translated into English and introduced to western readers. It was normal that Pi had read them before.　　
Pi enjoyed any type of books. Novels, traveling journals, essays, poetry, science, biography...it enjoyed all of them. To satisfy his growing appetite for books, Zhang Zian retrieved the books he read in his childhood from the storage room, and borrowed some more from Wang Qian and Li Kun. He stacked the books next to the basket hammock chair so that it could access them any time.　　
Pi was gentle with the paper books. It handled them with care, and was careful when flipping the pages, yet these didn't slow down the reading.　
Soon, Pi finished reading all the paper books in Zhang Zian's house and those he borrowed elsewhere.　　
Apart from the daily business of the pet shop, Zhang Zian had an additional task of browsing the online shopping website for discounted books. He would buy some every time there was a promotion.　　

"Master, this is heavy! You are receiving a lot of couriers lately."　
Wang Qian and Li Kun walked into the shop with two heavy boxes, and placed them next to Zhang Zian's reclining chair.　
"Yes. I bought some books."　　
Zhang Zian removed the packaging with a knife. It was book series and journals. The journals were from last year, so the price was good. Pi was not picky about the publication dates anyway.　　
Wang Qian and Li Kun looked at the Abyssinian cat breeding book next to Zhang Zian, and asked in confusion, "Master, you've been buying so many books, but we've never seen you reading them..."　　
Zhang Zian rolled his eyes at them. "Do I have to let you see me reading? Can't I buy books for other use? Cut the crap. Go back and prepare for your exams!"　　
He didn't tell anyone else about Pi's arrival for now, especially Wang Qian and Li Kun. These two idiots had big mouths and liked bragging everywhere.　　
"Yes, Master!" They spit the tongues and ran back to school.　
After they left, Zhang Zian carried the books and journals to the second floor.　
"Pi, new books again."　　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi jumped out of the basket hammock chair, and came up expectantly to look at the books. Before Zhang Zian had finished stacking the books, it took one of them and started reading greedily, nourishing itself with knowledge.　 
After seeing how happy it was, Zhang Zian felt both glad and troubled.　
A mound of books had risen next to the basket hammock chair. His old books, borrowed books, recently purchased books and journals were stacked into four peaks of a mountain. The tallest one was the same height as a person, and the smallest one was as high as the waist.　
Zhang Zian could not find the books as fast as Pi was reading them. The books would reach the ceiling in a few days.　　
Paper books were more expensive and less frequent in discount. Storage was also less convenient. Books and journals were consumables to Pi, and had little long-term 

storage value. After all, it owned a nameless book containing everything. Reading Chinese books was only to appreciate the beauty and depth of the language.　　
When not reading, Pi appeared lonely, bored and melancholic. It knew that it could not go downstairs and show up in front of other people, which might bring trouble to Zhang Zian. Even if it did go downstairs, there was nothing to do and it could not communicate with the other elfins. It might as well stay upstairs to type. But typing all day became boring too. So it often sat idly on the window sill.　　
Zhang Zian was worried about Pi, and so did Old Time Tea, the traditional Chinese medicine expert. Old Time Tea said that long-term melancholy was not healthy, and Pi would fall sick if it continued this way. In modern medical terms, Old Time Tea meant depression. When someone was alone and low-spirited for a long time without interaction with the outside world, it could end up having depression.　　
Humans were social animals, and so were monkeys. Pi might be the same, who behaved like a monkey. But Zhang Zian couldn't possibly get a troop of monkeys to play with it.　　
Many studies suggested that negative mood had a negative impact on health, and may cause a variety of acute and chronic diseases, such as gastric ulcer, endocrine disorders, hair loss, etc. He did notice a lot of short yellow hairs while sweeping the floor lately.　　
Since paper books were not enough for Pi's reading appetite, after much thinking, he decided to seek help from the omnipotent internet.　
"Pi, would you like to try online novels?" He suggested to Pi.　
"Eeek?"　　
Pi was reading in the basket chair, and was distracted by his question.　
Zhang Zian explained, "Online novels are a new form of reading as the internet grew popular. They are pretty much like the e-books, except that they were created to be shared on the internet."　　
"Eeek?"　　
Pi put down its book and typed on the laptop: "Are they fun to read?"　
"Some of them are, and some are not. Online novels have a lot of genres, and are many in number. You can always find the ones you like." Zhang Zian answered honestly. In fact, he had not read many online novels. He didn't sound very confident. 　 

Leaving literary and artistic quality aside, the biggest advantage of online novels was its volume and number. Before he could find a better solution, they could at least gratify Pi's reading appetite, and chase away the melancholy and boredom.　　
"Eeek!"　　
Pi nodded and typed: "I want to try some."　　
"Good. I'm downloading online reading apps for you."　
Zhang Zian took away the tablet, downloaded multiple popular online reading apps in the App Store, registered accounts for Pi, then taught it how to search for books.　 
Pi took back the tablet happily, and dived into the ocean of online novels.　　



1. Download a suspicious game
2. Catch a few magical pets as partners
3. Go through interesting daily routines and lead the pet shop to a whole new level

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{{{{{ Kuoh Town: Issei's house }}}}}
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"We will be right back." x2
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"This is really stupid."
[ "Well... yeah. Anyway, why don't you welcome new members first?." ]
"Ok-."

*DING*

Before Issei could type anything, he heard a sound in his head again.
And all members in the chat group heard it too.
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[Tutorial quest finished.
All members will get [ Dimensional Digital Device ].
Can also call it [ Digivice ]  for short. ]
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"Oi! It's written Digivice right?"
[ "Yeah. Why?" ]
"You don't know about it?"
[ "What do you mean?..... Oh! That one?" ]
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Then Issei and Ddraig saw the screen shining and something come out and fly to Issei's hand.
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"K.. Kore Wa." ( T.. This is )
[ "Oi! Issei! Yamero!!" ] ( Stop it )
"Digimental Up!" ~ la la la... la la la... lala lala lala la.. ( Digimon Adventure 02 - Break up! )
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[ *Slapped* "No shit, it's not like I can evolve from that word." ] Ddraig made a sound like a facepalm while saying that.

While Issei was joking with Ddraig, other members also received Digivice.

*DING*

Then the sound and screen show up.
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[*NOTICE* After this, you can access the chat group by Digivice. For some members, it will look like a smartphone in your world.
You can read the manual about Digivice in the 'Paper' icon.
Read it when you have time or when you don't know how to use it.
The chat room will be converted into an application of Digivice.
It will be named 'Dimensional Chat Room' with a chatbox as an icon.
**Digivice has unlimited batteries. So don't worry about running out of battery.** 」
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"It's like all smartphones except for unlimited battery along with 2 more apps, isn't it? Anyway, let's read the manual first then."

[ "Oh! I'm surprised that you want to read the manual first instead of start using it and without reading anything similar to how many people usually do." ]

"Well, maybe there will be a surprise, Just to be safe is fine, isn't it?" Then he opened the manual and selected [Dimensional Chat Room] and read all of them.
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Manual:
    [ Chat room ] ..Read more.
    [ Streaming ] ..Read more.
    [ Dimensional Headquarter ] ..Read more.
    [ Shop ] ..Read more.
    [ Quest ] ..Read more.
    [ Profile ] ..Read more.
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Chat room:
  The main feature of the application. Any other feature needs to access from this feature first.
    - Status: all members will have a colored circle in front of their name to show their online status.
          ++ Green color: Online.
          ++ Black color: Offline - application is not launching.
    - Text channel (# icon): You can send a chat message and pictures on this channel, other members can read it later if they are not online at that time.
          ++ To notify everyone either offline and online, you can type with @everyone.
          ++ You can use @[name] to notify the one you want him/her to read your message.
    - Voice channel  ( speaker icon ): You can talk with other members via your voice if they are online on this channel at the same time as you.
    - Upload system ( cloud icon ): You can upload texts, pictures, videos file in this function.
          ** Bewarned: All members can access it too, so be careful when you upload files.
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Streaming ( camera icon with the word 'live' ):
  This feature is similar to the mix of text channel and voice channel, except for 1 member who will broadcast their situation via Digivice's camera.
    - Streamer: The one who is going to broadcast. Currently available for admin only.
    - Viewer: The one who watching the streamer's broadcast. Can type a message and send it to the Digivice's display screen of the streamer.
          ** Can not be used during the quest.
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Dimensional Headquarter ( castle icon ):
  Just a normal headquarter, but the location is located in a place where only members of the group members can enter.
    - Member's purchased items will be kept in his/her locker.
    - Members that do the quest need to come here first before going to a different world.
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Shop ( cart icon ):
  This feature will let you use your point to order items from other dimensions.
    - Your purchase items will be sent to the headquarter.
          ++ Admin receives a 10% discount.
          ** Shop does not sell overpower items or powers. (those things come with a form of quest reward only)
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Quest ( quest icon ):
  This feature will give the members a mission. There will be missions that are in their own worlds, the worlds of other members, and even a world without members there.
    - Quest detail: You can read the current quest's detail when you clicked on its name.
    - Quest reward: Participants can claim the quest's reward after all requirements are met.
    - Accept quest: Only admin can accept quests by fill members name in the participant slot
          ** Sometimes the name of the member who lives in the world of quest target will be automatically filled in.
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Profile( Your current name ):
    - Point (number): Show you how many points you have.
    - Item box (chest icon): A storage that will store your item.
          ** Unused quest rewards are stored here.
    - Change display name: You can change your name that displays in the chat room.
          ** Your username is still the same. So other members can tag you with your username too.
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"It's Discord with additional functions, isn't it? Anyway, let's change my name first." Then he changed his display name and typed something into the text channel.

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Issei:
    [ @everyone As an admin, I welcome all of you to the [Dimensional Chat Group]. ]
    [ Please read the manual about [Dimensional Chat Room] first. ]
    [ Also, please change your display name and come to the voice channel after that. ]
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While he is waiting for everyone to change their display name, he starts searching for anime and manga that related to every member's world and upload it.
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After a while, everyone online on the voice channel. So he started to introduce himself.
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"Nice to meet you, everyone. my name is Hyoudou Issei, the man who will become the Harem King." Issei introduced himself similar to Luffy's introduction about being the pirate king.
"I am Gama-Sennin of Mount Myōboku. You can also call me Jiraiya." Said the guy's display name 'Jiraiya'.
"I am Kame-Sennin, also known as Muten Roshi." Said the one name 'Muten-Roshi'.
"I am Yajima, owner of the 8-Island restaurant in Hargeon Town." His display name is also 'Yajima'.
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"And my name is.." before the guy display's name 'Takayuki' said his name, Issei interrupted him. "I know you, Furuichi Takayuki."

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***Lately, I've been busy with my work, so I will publish 1 chap a week.

3 Chapters per week. 1 each on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
It will be released between 19:00 to 23:00 (GMT +7) if there is no emergency.

Beware: 
- There are Japanese Romaji on some skill. If you don't like it, you better skip my book since there will be more in the future.
- Author is a trash talker.
- Author will delete the trash 1-star reviews (No detail that related to the star).

English is not my first language.
Do not expect much about grammar.
PS. You can comment on that sentence to let me know about my mistake.

(c) Characters, plot, and some abilities are not mine. It belongs to the real owner.

“This piece of writing makes it sound as if he’s always right.” Ye Xiu concluded. 

“Well, he is correct in a few places.” Tang Rou said. 

“Actually, if you put in time to do research, it’s not that difficult to come up with such a strategy. It’s just a matter of how much time you are willing to put in.” Ye Xiu said. 

“Then do we still need to look at his guides?” Tang Rou asked. 

“Let’s look at another BOSS one!” Ye Xiu said. 

Tang Rou clicked on the previous Scarlet Scorpion Assassin guide, and just like that, Ye Xiu lied down on his stomach, over the receptionist desk like an idiot, and looked at the idiot’s guide. Tang Rou also looked on, but with her experience, she wasn’t able to read as fast as Ye Xiu. For this type of extremely detailed, step-by-step guide, Tang Rou had a hard time following it. Not long after, she felt like a next page clicking robot. 

Chen Guo was actually a bit better in this area. However, she too couldn’t read it any further after a short while. For this type of low-leveled BOSS, even though it was a hidden one, it still wasn’t that difficult. Creating such a complicated guide was a bit excessive. 

“What’s there to look at…….” Chen Guo mumbled. 

“There isn’t much to look at for the guide.” Ye Xiu affirmed that there wasn’t any value in the guide, “But I wanted to see if he made any mistakes.” 

“You’re playing find the fault?” Chen Guo was speechless. 

“He he.” Ye Xiu chuckled and then continued to read. 

Page after page, the guide totaled around 20,000 words long. Tang Rou and Chen Guo decided to stop reading along and just stared at Ye Xiu, waiting for him to find a mistake. 

“There aren’t any mistakes.” Ye Xiu said after reading it. 

“You’re still playing?” Chen Guo asked. 

“Read another one?” Ye Xiu asked, to which Tang Rou responded by clicking on another link. 

“You guys can keep playing!” Chen Guo stretched. She had lost all interest in playing this game. 

“Wow!” Just as she turned her head, she heard Ye Xiu cry out in amazement. Chen Guo immediately turned back: “What? What?” 

“Different classes.” Ye Xiu said. 

“How many times do you need to act amazed?” Chen Guo rolled her eyes. The guide had switched classes before. They had already been amazed once. 

“But this time, he doesn’t even include a Summoner. Isn’t he a Summoner?” Ye Xiu said. 

“Yeah.” Tang Rou nodded her head. They had verified it earlier: Concealed Light, Level 32 Summoner. 

“Does he have multiple accounts?” Chen Guo guessed. 

Ye Xiu couldn’t deny such a possibility, so he silently read the guide. 

After annihilating the excessive 20,000 word wall of text, Ye Xiu still couldn’t find any mistakes. Even though there were a few places where efficiency wasn’t maximized, they were completely possible, and didn’t contain any mistakes. 

During this time, a customer in the smoking area left. Usually, when business is doing so well, the customers had the priority to use the computers, but seeing Ye Xiu’s pitiful appearance, Chen Guo’s heart softened as she waved her hand. Ye Xiu immediately understood her intent and quickly snatched the computer station. 

Chen Guo and Tang Rou continued to stare at the walls of text on the computer screen. 

Five minutes later…… 

“Is it interesting?” Chen Guo asked. 

“No…….” Tang Rou calmly said. She was tired of reading it. 

“Go find two videos to watch!” Chen Guo liked to watch brilliant match videos the most. 

“Sure!” Tang Rou agreed. She didn’t feel as if this guide helped her at all. All she wanted to know was each of the BOSS’s features, so she could avoid predicaments, like when she fought against the Illusion Swordmaster. As long as she knew the BOSS’s patterns, Tang Rou believed that she could deal with them relying on her mechanics. 

As a result, she closed the Idiot’s Guides and began to find a video to watch, but she suddenly discovered that her screen in Glory had turned entirely grey. 

After searching for Concealed Light, she had forgotten to logout. Right now, Soft Mist was lying on the ground. A system notification had popped up asking her if she wanted to revive her character. 

“How’d I die?” Tang Rou stared blankly at Chen Guo. 

“Were you in the wild?” Chen Guo asked. 

“Yeah……” 

“You’re too careless.” Chen Guo said. Dying in the wild, whether it be by a random monster or a vicious PKer, was very common. 

“Go revive and see what you’ve dropped.” Chen Guo said. 

Tang Rou clicked confirm to revive. Her character returned to Congee City in a Critically Ill State. When she opened up her equipment and items, she shook her head: “I didn’t drop anything. Only some money and experience.” 

“Those always drop. Check the system log.” Chen Guo said. 

“Uh?” Tang Rou unexpectedly didn’t know what that was. 

“Here!” Chen Guo took the mouse and clicked it for Tang Rou. The system log recorded her death. She wasn’t killed by a monster, but rather by a player called Breaking Zero. 

“Breaking Zero…….” Chen Guo muttered. She opened up the search function and put in the name. 

The character was online. A Level 33, male Spellblade. 

“Level 33! He’s definitely leveling in Line Canyon. Go and take revenge!” Chen Guo gave the mouse and keyboard back to Tang Rou and commanded her like a general. 

“Now?” Tang Rou was unsure. 

“Obviously!” Chen Guo nodded her head. 

Tang Rou pointed to the side. Chen Guo turned her head and saw a bunch of customers leaning against the front desk, watching the two beauties play the game. 

“I’ll go! You take revenge.” Chen Guo went to deal with the customers. 

“It’s fine! Who knows if I’ll be able to find him. It’ll be the same if I do it later.” Tang Rou didn’t really care and logged out of the game to take care of the customers. 

In the smoking area, Ye Xiu continued to read Concealed Light’s Idiot’s Guides. With the current pace of the new server, there were a total of four dungeons; each one had three hidden BOSSes for a total of twelve. Every one of Concealed Light’s hidden BOSS guides were extremely detailed step-by-step guides that were over 20,000 words long. Even though Ye Xiu read very fast, he still had to read each word one by one. When Chen Guo called for him to eat, he had only finished six of them. 

“You’re still reading! I’ll eat first.” Chen Guo was already used to Ye Xiu’s obsession over the game. 

“Okay…..” 

“Have you found any mistakes?’ Chen Guo asked. 

“No.” Ye Xiu shook his head. 

“Are you planning on reading them all?” Chen Guo knew that playing find the fault wasn’t a very fun game. It was actually quite tiring. 

“We’ll see!” Ye Xiu said. 

“Little Tang was killed by someone in the afternoon!” At the dining table, Chen Guo suddenly remembered. 

“What happened?” Ye Xiu asked. 

“She forgot to logout of the game. Her character was standing in the wild and someone killed her.” The person involved was calmer than Chen Guo. 

“The killer was someone called Breaking Zero, a Level 33 Spellblade. If you see him, take note.” However, Chen Guo remembered better than Tang Rou and told him who the murderer was. 

“Got it.” Ye Xiu laughed, “If I see him, I’ll definitely kill him.” 

“Good.” Tang Rou nodded her head and then asked, “Did you figure out anything from these guides?” 

“This person might not have multiple accounts. With how long the new server has been online, I don’t think there’s enough time to understand the details of every single hidden BOSS to such a degree. Right now, I’m doubting whether this author has even killed these hidden BOSSes. He used previous guides and videos as sources to create such an idiot’s guide.” Ye Xiu said. 

“No way.” Chen Guo was astonished. 

“If what you’re saying is true, then this person is an extremely amazing new player!” Ye Xiu said. 

“He used his imagination to write these guides, yet there aren’t any mistakes?” Chen Guo said. 

“That’s why I said he’s amazing.” Ye Xiu said. 

“I don’t believe it.” 

“After I finish eating, there’s still another six I need to look at!” Ye Xiu quickly ate his meal, got up and ran to continue reading the guides. 

Guide after guide, Ye Xiu read them without missing a word. The more he read the more he was sure of his judgement. From these guides, he was able to see several not-so-optimal places, which told Ye Xiu that the author had limited in-game experience. These twelve guides were actually just his imaginations after grasping the theory. However, the logic, rationality, and possibilities of these imaginations weren’t simple. 

After reading the last guide, Ye Xiu didn’t have any doubts. These twelve guides didn’t have any mistakes in them, however the weaknesses of the author were completely exposed by some of the details. Ye Xiu had already figured out what type of player this Concealed Light was to some extent. He was very interested in this person. 

Looking at the time, it was already almost 11 o’clock. It was almost time to change shifts, so Ye Xiu turned off his computer and went to the front desk. During the weekends, there were quite a lot of all-night customers, so the front desk was extremely busy. After Ye Xiu finished, it was 11:30. 

Tang Rou went to her usual spot and the two logged into the game. Ye Xiu went online and searched up Concealed Light’s name, but the character wasn’t online. Ye Xiu sent a friend request, but didn’t receive an answer. When he looked at his friends list, Su Mucheng and Qiao Yifan still weren’t online, but Steamed Bun Invasion was. As a result, he sent Tang Rou and Steamed Bun Invasion a message, telling them to gather in front of the dungeon entrance. 

“Okay.” 

“Got it.” 

The two replied. Ye Xiu’s Lord Grim immediately left Congee City and headed to Line Canyon. 

“Lord Grim has come online! He’s left the city and is now heading towards Line Canyon!” 

“Soft Mist has come online! She’s heading towards Line Canyon. Her character is still Critically Ill!” 

“Steamed Bun Invasion has left the Arena. He’s now heading out of the city.” 

The three didn’t know that their whereabouts were being tracked by others. 

11:41 

“Desolate Land, coordinates: 1256, 1475. Cleansing Mist has come online.” 

11:44 

“Desolate Land, coordinates: 1256, 1466. One Inch Ash has come online.” 

New information continued to be transmitted. 



In the online game Glory, Ye Xiu is regarded as a textbook and a top-tier pro-player. However, due to a myriad reasons, he is kicked from the team. After leaving the professional scene, he finds work in an Internet Cafe as a manager. When Glory launches its tenth server, he who possesses ten years of gaming experience once again throws himself into the game. Bringing with him the memories of his past and an incomplete, self-made weapon, his return along the road to the summit begins! 
After fighting and scheming, who snatched away my glory? Under the tossing of the wind and rain, my dreams shall still appear as though they had never been shattered. In all its splendor, the path shall never be lost. Before the gazes of millions, this is where I return!

[ I had nothing to do with this chapter. It was just sitting there. I didn't wanna delete it so here we are. Read the note below this, it is very important. - Insomniaddict👑 ]

[ VERY SEXUAL STUFF SUGGESTED IN THIS CHAPTER, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. NOT CANNON TO THE WHORE IZUKU STORYLINE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. - Insomniaddict ]
//Whores of U.A.\\
( Izuku: Izubaby)
(Monoma: Monbaby)
(Shinsou: Dadso)
(Kaminari: Mominari)

-Izubaby is Online-
-Dadso is Online-
-Monbaby is Online-

Izubaby: You finally embrace the dad role!
Dadso: Fuck off, I have a question.
Izubaby: Wassup?
Dadso: How do you have sex?
Izubaby: How to do the do huh?
Monbaby: You take your baby ass dick and insert it into the asshole.
Izubaby: Did you get a boyfriend?
Dadso: No, I was just wondering because I have been single all of my life.
Izubaby: I could show you.
Dadso:...
Monbaby: Is he considering it? Are you finally gonna stop thirsting AS hard for him?!
Dadso: I don't wanna go far...
Izubaby: FINALLY I HAVE CAUGHT A 3 STAR FISH
Monbaby: U^U So proud ⭐⭐⭐
Dadso: You make me regret everything.
Izubaby: When and where?
Dadso: 6pm my dorm.
Izubaby: I'll be there! 😘

-Dadso is Offline-

Monbaby: Tell me how it goes 🍵👀

-Monbaby is Offline-

Izubaby: Kaaay ❤

-Izubaby is Offline-

9:01 PM

-Dadso is Online-

Dadso: I- He is a whore to be proud of.

-Monbaby is Online-

Monbaby: Went well.👀
Dadso: I would ask how is he so good but I already know the answer.
Monbaby: Yep, I agree. Our first time was like that too.
Dadso: So do you admit to age play?

-Izubaby is Online-

Izubaby: Wouldn't you like to know.

-Izubaby is Offline-

Dadso: Bitch really went online to say that.
Monbaby: So how far did yall go? 
Monbaby: Stage H, Stage B, Or Stage D
Dadso: Stage B.

[ Uhhh skip this little authors note if you don't wanna know what those stages mean or can guess. Stage H: Handjob, Stage B: Blowjob, Stage D: All the way, Dick in. - Insomniaddict ]

Monbaby: I see. His specialty other than Stage D.

A Chatfic that has like a sprinkle of plot. Tbh I just wanna write whatever BNHA crack fic I feel like. It's just a crackfic basically. I just like chaos. I wanna make people laugh but I am not funny. I like too many ships so I decide as I go along.

Having filled his stomach in the morning, Han Zhan was in a very good mood all the way to the office. His joy was easily detected by Li Li. Li Li entered Han Zhan's office, and stared at Han Zhan's face carefully with his bright eyes.
Han Zhan allowed the other party to size him up. After a moment, he asked, "Have you seen enough? If you have, scram back to earn money for me."
Li Li coughed and tapped his own earlobe with his index finger.
Han Zhan asked, "What?"
Li Li said, "It has a lipstick mark."
Mmm?
Han Zhan took up his cell phone and used his black screen to reflect his image…
There was nothing. Han Zhan glanced at Li Li mildly. "Is it very interesting to tease me?"
Li Li clicked his tongue, shook his head, and sighed. "You were almost an hour late today. Is there a vixen at home keeping you from going to work?"
Han Zhan warned him. "What vixen? It's your sister-in-law."
Li Li suppressed his laughter and corrected herself. "Yes, yes, sister-in-law."
Li Li was shocked as he gazed at the loving and blissful Han Zhan. In the past, he had always been worried that Han Zhan would remain single forever. Unexpectedly, he was a man who did great things in secret, as he fell in love and got married at will.
It looked like a blissful marriage.
He also felt like getting married.
Han Zhan turned on his laptop and looked up to see Li Li still standing in front of his desk. He raised his brows and asked, "Is there anything else?"
"There's a banquet tonight. Can you attend it for me?" This was Li Li's real motive.
Han Zhan immediately shook his head. "I'm not going."
"I know you don't wish to attend such an event, but this company is yours to begin with. All the money earned will go to your pockets. I, Li Li, am a hardworking employee. It is your responsibility to attend such an important banquet."
Li Li complained bitterly as he peeked at Han Zhan's reaction. However, Han Zhan maintained his cold but good-looking face and quietly watched Li Li act.
Li Li realized that Han Zhan's heart was as hard as steel, and he had completely given up all hope. Li Li stopped acting and his expression changed. He said coldly, "I have something on tonight and can't go."
Seeing that Li Li had finished acting and was willing to speak normally, Han Zhan asked him, "What's the matter?"
Li Li said, "I have to take care of my mother."
"You're lying." Han Zhan immediately saw through Li Li's lie. "Do you think I didn't know that you hired a nurse for Auntie? I've never seen you so filial normally. Tell me, what shameful things do you have to do?"
It better not be committing murder, arson, or visitng a prostitute.
Li Li's expression was slightly unnatural. He glanced outside the office and saw that everyone was focused on their work. Only then did he lean over to Han Zhan's ear and said, "I have an appointment. I'm going to meet someone."
Han Zhan gave him a meaningful look. "Matchmaking?"
Li Li actually felt slightly embarrassed. He said in a low voice, "No, I met an online lover."
"An online lover?" A hint of surprise crept onto Han Zhan's face. He looked at Li Li disapprovingly for a while, and couldn't help but knock Li Li on the head. "Li Li, you're already 29 years old, not a 9 year old kid or a 19 year old blockhead. You're having an online romance at your age?"
To Han Zhan, only children would meet online friends. He remembered that a few years ago, Han Wangwang had bought a plane ticket to a faraway place to meet her online friends. But before she could meet them, her father had caught her and beat her up.
It was a pity that Li Li was already an adult and his mother was bedridden. There was no way they could beat him up.
Li Li rubbed his earlobes and retorted angrily. "So what if I met an online friend? Let me tell you, that the online friend of mine is very cute. I like cute girls the most. In today's society, women are all manly men who can hold a bottle of water with one shoulder. Adorable girls are very rare."
Han Zhan smirked and gave him his blessings. "I wish you success in your online romance and your online friend would be a 200 pound fatty."
Li Li stomped his feet and turned to leave.
…
Song Ci indeed had something to attend to today. Han Zhan had just left for work, when Song Ci left the house with her bag. She was going to meet Song Fei in the morning and an important person in the afternoon.
Yan Jiang had been working over the past few days to film Du Xueyan's music video. Knowing that Song Ci was going to his house, he had specially set up a one-time password for the door lock. The two of them had just quarreled two days ago and were too embarrassed to face each other.
Song Ci arrived at the Yan Jiang Residence alone and gave Song Fei a full-body massage. She then retrieved the book titled "War and Peace" from the shelves along the corridor.
Song Fei loved to read books in the past. The books she read were all unpopular and specific. "War and Peace" was Song Fei's favorite novel. Song Ci had read this book to her when she visited her previously.
Sitting cross-legged on the windowsill, Song Ci flipped directly to the page with the bookmark between her fingers and read softly. A light breeze blew in from the window and Song Ci's short hair swayed in the wind. On the bed, Song Fei's fringe also swayed along with the wind.
As Song Ci read, Song Fei slept peacefully.
"…Everyone has their flaws, just like an apple that has been bitten by God. Some people have bigger flaws, and it is precisely because God especially likes his fragrance…" Saying this, Song Ci suddenly closed her book, got up, and walked over to Song Fei's bed.
Song Ci bent down, hugged Song Fei's frail shoulders, and rubbed her face lovingly. "Big sister, God must be jealous of you for being too smart and outstanding, so he punished you to sleep a little longer. Will God let you wake up after you've slept long enough?"
Staring at Song Fei's sleeping form, Song Ci desperately hoped that those tightly shut eyes would suddenly open; then, like in the past, Song Fei would lift her right hand and stroke Song Ci's hair in a boorish but not rough manner. Song Ci looked down on her coldly. "Little fool, you're already silly enough, but you still cry so much. So ugly."
But Song Fei didn't do as she wished. She just slept peacefully, unable to hear Song Ci's voice or feel the heat of her tears.
"Are you refusing to wake up because Dad and Mum are gone and this world is boring to you?" Song Ci wiped her tears and leaned over to kiss Song Fei's hair. She sobbed. "But Song Fei, if you don't want Song Ci anymore, she will really become an orphan."
Actually, Song Ci knew very well that the chances of Song Fei waking up were very slim. Perhaps she would continue to sleep like this for the rest of her life until her energy was completely depleted, until she was as thin as a skeleton and take her last breath.
But Song Ci would never give up on Song Fei until that day came!
She grabbed Song Fei's hand tightly and said, "Song Fei, you must wake up. Even if you don't do it for me, you must think of Ah Jiang. That fool really likes you…"
As she still had something on, she chatted with Song Fei for another half an hour before leaving.
…
Long Yu had been waiting downstairs. Seeing Song Ci come out, he hurriedly opened the car door. Song Ci sat down and said to Long Yu, "Brother Long, send me to see Su Beibei."
"Okay, Madam."


The number one socialite, Song Ci, marries the worst handicapped man, Han Zhan! 
Everyone laughs at Song Ci for being blind and leaving the rich and handsome second son of the Chuan Dong Group to marry a handicapped nobody. Only she knows that soon, this person will become the richest man in Wangdong City. 
...Song Ci has been reborn to the summer when she was 22. Her sister who was killed by her adoptive father in her last life is still alive, the man who let her down is madly pursuing her, and the man who is out of reach for the entire Wangdong City is still a nobody. 
In this life, Song Ci will tear the scum with her hands, protect her family, and marry the most beautiful love! 
One day, a good friend asks Song Ci, "How do you feel after the wedding, how is Brother Han? Is he considerate or not?" 
Song Ci: "Everything else is good; it's just a little too big." 
Han Zhan, who is eavesdropping is delighted, only to hear his wife grumble.
"It's said that every three years is a generation gap. I'm three generations from him. It's so difficult to communicate with him. He doesn't use emoji when chatting…"
Infuriated, Han Zhan wears an aggrieved look resembling an emoji. 
After marrying the older man, Han Zhan, Song Ci drinks rejuvenating tea, wears thermal pants, puts on stockings, and lives a life of no worries.

"F*ck!!!!" Huo Youyou punched the wall the meeting room with all his might. He was so depressed, angered and hated himself because what he deemed to be right was proven wrong in the end. 

"Calm Youyou. It's just not you, i also feel the same." Captain Ling was a lot calmer than him although his hands were balled into fists. He closed his eyes as he took a deep breath to ease his mood and leaned against the chair.

Both of them were in complicated mood because they failed to prevent the murder. 

When they discussed about when and where the murder would occur and who would be the next victim, they had prudently and cautiously planned their steps.

...

Several days ago, Captain Ling Office Room

"Youyou, why do you think the murderer will act this week?" Captain Ling asked to test him. He wanted to know the reasons behind Youyou's assumption.

Youyou hold several photos as he looked at Captain Ling and replied" Captain have you seen an online post that cause an uproar several days ago about this case?"

"Yes." Captain Ling nodded. His mind flew back to the online post of an anonymous he read several days ago.

'When all the revenge is paid, You'll be free. Be at ease and leave your worldly concern because the justice will prevail in the end. I hope that you can rest in peace.

Np: the truth will never be uncovered when the people that supposed to find it are so incapable. 
Btw, my beloved cat were died because of some thorny trees. I've only cut two but i'll soon cut them all."

For most people, this post was only about the grief of the user over his friends death because of an injustice. While for the note, they might not know what it actually is because the meaning behind it was too vague. It was really strange to write such a note after a sentence about his grievance. But, the people in the net would just ignired this post. They would just sympathize for the user but they would not think too much about the post.

But it was different with some sharp people like Captain Ling and Huo Youyou.

Once they read the first sentence, it reminded them about the case they handled. When they read injustice, rest in peace, they subconsciously linked them to the life of Zhao Shuangshuang.

At first, they were not sure about their speculation because there was a high possibility that it was not related at all. They might think too much about the case that it probably influence them to the point they would connect the post with the case.

But, their doubt was getting clearer the more they read the post. The incapable people mentioned was highly possible referred to police. And they were more sure when they read 'two trees' and 'cut down' that represented the two victims. In addition, thorny trees might symbolize the people who directly and indirectly pushed Zhao Shuangshuang to death.

Moreover, the 'beloved cat'  highly possibly represented Zhao Shuangshuang because from the Investigation, Zhao Shuangshuang was a cat lover. 

The online post and the case they were investigating was clearly match.

"The online post seems insignificant but it's  actually possible to hold a deeper meaning."

"Yes. I know that." Captain Ling nodded. "Then, what is the purpose of this post?"

"I have some ideas about this. I'm sure that this anonymous user is someone related to Zhao Shuangshuang and know her life story. It is possible that this user is a friend of her and it was also possible that..." Huo Youyou paused before he continued, "the user is the murderers.

"About why i speculate the murder will take place this week because from the post that i assumed was created by the murderers, i found something different from the usual that it make me confused for a while.

"Why did the murderer suddenly share such an online post? i think it is highly possible because the murderers couldn't wait any longer. Moreover, the word 'incapable' that refer to police shows his attitude to us. He look down on us and think highly of himself while it is actually reasonable because his skills are actually more than good to the point it can render us, the police helpless. The word 'soon' strengthen my speculation that the murder will happen this week."

"You are right. That is also what i think." Captain Ling said as he took a picture on the table and showed it to Huo Houyou. "The victim will be one of these three people." In that picture, there were Zhao Shuangshuang, her boyfriend Shen Yu and three other males in school uniform. The three students were the people who derailed her. "Let everyone know about this. We'll move soon."

"Yes Captain." Huo Youyou stood and walked out of the office room to inform his other colleagues.

William Park, a 27 years old CEO of Park Corporation, a multinational company in Z Country was gifted with handsome look and wealth.

He made many women and bent men fall in love with him. His cold and indifferent demeanor amplified his halo, making his dead-brain worshippers even crazier.

He didn't have many hobbies, only one but it made people wonder.

He liked... no... He loved embroidery.

As people would associate embroidery as women's work, he didn't care about it. What he knew and care was: He love to embroider.

After meeting his other half, he developed a new hobby that was: to be teased by his wife.

His love for embroidery was completely replaced by his love to his cute little wife.



Elena Park, a 25 years old independent woman, once known as campus belle and one of the geniusses in the history of Imperial University.

She was well- versed in many things. She was warm and seemed naive outside but she was calculative and cunning inside.

She worked as a forensic pathologist in a federal government agency. She was also an accomplished hacker that assist government to handle major criminal cases.

She didn't have any hobbies before she met her handsome and wealthy husband. Now, she liked to bully...she liked to tease her husband.

She loved him so much that she couldn't control her urge to tease him.
...

"You are a sissy!" stated Elena.

Wife, I'm not a sissy. Sissy's birdie will never react against you but can you see mine?" replied her husband while pointing at a huge bulge underneath the towel wrapped around his waist.

" Wow, it's huge." blurted Elena. She shamelessly stared at the bulge. Her eyes were similiar to a wolf that look at its prey.

Her husband, upon receiving such praise from the wife couldn't help but blushed. His face and ears turned red as the heat in his body rose. He looked at Elena with accusing look on his face while pointing his index finger at her. "You...you must be responsible."

"Responsible for what?"

"Responsible for teasing me!" answered the husband in matter-of-factly tone.

Elena nodded, "En. Let's go." The man didn't expect her to agree easily. He grinned widely as he followed Elena to their bedroom. Only if he knew he was about to be completely toppled by her prowess, he would definitely prepare himself in advance.


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Yunyun was very happy and kept giving things to Li Wei, who blushed and kept stealing glances at Yunyun.
Mu Feiran watched from afar and felt incredulous.
"Lin Che, I think your Niannian has a love rival."
Lin Che heard this and looked over.
Upon looking at Li Wei and Yunyun, she laughed.
Niannian had long given up. Yunyun was just like a little sister to him now.
But Mu Feiran was still unaware.
She said, "Sigh. Seeing how someone is snatching away Yunyun also makes me very sad. But Yunyun is also like my own daughter. Furthermore, Li Wei is also considered my godson."
"Really?" Mu Feiran smiled. "But I also feel that Li Wei is very pitiful. Now that they can play together, it's the best."
Lin Che nodded. Children were innocent. Because of their own parents, they carried burdens that did not even belong to them from the moment they were born. It was too tiring.
It was the same for her. Because of her mother and father, she lived a tough life in the Lin household.
But she had never done anything wrong.
After participating in the activities here, the group prepared to head to their own homes.
Lin Che arrived at the company. She had been so busy recently that she did not have time to look at the script.
But she was actually also rather nervous since she had not acted in a long time. Just then, KG called her and talked to her about the game.
"The main storyline of the game is completed. Miss Lin, do you want to take a look?"
Lin Che said, "Oh, of course. I'll go take a look."
A game also needed a story. Although it was a more battle-focused game, it also needed to have a story.
This was a huge plot. Because there were more characters in the game, there were more side stories.
There were also wars and group missions. The most important aspect was the randomized team battles.
All these needed the support of side stories.
Lin Che found someone to write the story. He was a well-known online writer. The writer expressed that he would claim no credit for the story as he was afraid that if the game failed, it would affect his reputation.
Lin Che knew that many people also did not think highly of their game.
Games were not easy to create now. The competition was stiff and there were too many games. Everyone also liked one game and then lost interest in it after a while.
It was not as simple as entertainment in the past. Now, there were more ways to entertain and it was easier for many people to get distracted.
After Lin Che went over, she read the story. It was very good and expected of an experienced writer. There were many side stories, but they were not too overwhelming. Each one of them was very spectacular. Each one was beautiful with heroism, romance, and vengeance. There were cruel tragedies and desolate lives. It looked like a real world.
The main story was a mythical story. The battle between gods of war looked violent and exciting. A story of resistance would stir up the passion in people.
Lin Che called the author and praised him, "This story is amazing! I love it. Hehe, you are indeed the author I chose. Keep it up! It'll definitely be popular online."
The writer's name was 2 Mix. Hearing her say that, he replied, "You still read online novels?"
Lin Che said, "Well, I've been very obsessed recently. I started reading them ever since I acted in 'Nichang' the last time. I would read whenever I had the time. Your online novels are all on the leaderboard and I've read almost all of them."
"Alright. I thought you wouldn't read them."
"Not at all, not at all. They are great. I simply love it. Who do you think I am? I also need to play games, read and have some entertainment. I'm a normal person too."
2 Mix thought that she was just a rich celebrity who was making a game and willing to give him 1000 yuan for every 1000 words he wrote for the story.
2 Mix said, "Really? If you have nothing to do, you can also include this story in your shows. What I've written can be totally edited into a video series."
"Is that so?"
"Of course. I'm already dead tired from trying to accommodate the market. I still have to think about how to make it both exciting and able to be made into a show."
Lin Che thought about it and felt that it was not a bad idea.
She immediately said, "I'll see if we can film this or not."
"Heh heh. Really?"
"Of course. Coincidentally, I have nothing to shoot now. None of the scripts I have seem good. I want to try this."
"Hey, can I increase my pay then?" 2 Mix quickly asked while laughing.
"Huh?" Lin Che asked, "What did you say? I didn't hear anything… I'm hanging up."
"…"
2 Mix thought that he definitely must have met a fake celebrity. Who behaved like this?
However, Lin Che really thought that his idea was not bad.
She immediately talked to Chen Lanshan about this.
After seeing how Li Mingyu interacted with Lin Che, Chen Lanshan gave up on going against her. She looked lazy and did not seem to have any fight in her.
Lin Che found Chen Lanshan and said, "This is the script for the game. I read it and it should also be able to become a video series. I think that when we release the game, the author can also release the novel under the same name online. Then, we can also begin production. This kind of publicity would be good too."
Chen Lanshan heard this and was also immediately interested.
The idea was very good.
But…
Chen Lanshan thought that the game's success was still unpredictable. It wouldn't be that good to think of such a good publicity plan.
In any case, she did not have high hopes for those students.
Lin Che said, "I'll find someone to prepare a script."
Chen Lanshan replied, "It is up to you."
Li Mingyu wouldn't say anything anyway.
Seeing that Chen Lanshan was nonchalant, Lin Che did not bother her. She went to find someone to do the script.
This time, she asked 2 Mix if he was willing to write the script for 200 yuan. 2 Mix rejected it immediately.
He said that he also had to work on a new novel for his website and was already tired enough. He did not want to write another script.
Lin Che was helpless as she continued looking for a screenwriter. When screenwriters heard that the script was for Lin Che this time, those big shot screenwriters did not reject her immediately.
The last time they rejected Nichang, the series became popular. This made them regret deeply.
Now that Lin Che wanted to create another script, they immediately prepared to join in.
Lin Che's project this time was rather impressive. In a short period of time, she started work on multiple things: the game, the novel, many videos, and possibly also a comic in the future. The screenwriters listened and thought that Lin Che was really good. She could do anything she wanted.
Lin Che was not afraid of spending money. If she did something, she would do her best and not leave any room for error. She would hire university students if they were good. She would find an online novelist if he was good. In any case, she dared to use those who were thought of as unconventional by traditional people, as long as they possessed the talent she needed.


Wealthy, powerful and handsome; Gu Jingze is the cream of the crop in the entire country. Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. His life is perfect... except that he has one tiny secret that keeps him from getting close to any woman—apparent impotency.

That is, until he wakes up in bed with a total stranger one day. The next thing he knows, he is forced to marry this stranger; a feisty and boisterous woman by the name of Lin Che. 

Lin Che is an average girl whose only aim is to become a successful actress. Ostracized by her family and forced to become independent, she cooks up a scheme to attain her goal. But her plan fails and she ends up marrying this cold and seemingly heartless Gu Jingze. Not only that, she must now find her place in high society, where jealous women and devious plots lay abound - all while juggling her new career.  

Two strangers under one roof: From the outset, they agree to stay out of each other’s lives, but he somehow always manages to appear during her moments of crisis. Slowly and unwittingly, Lin Che begins to find it difficult to imagine a future without him. Will their relationship grow, or is their marriage destined to remain just a contract?

Clak!
the sound of burning woods lowly echoed from the bonfire under the cold night. the bonfire make the cold night a little warmer and illuminate the dark wilderness with oranges atmosphere.
clk!
I sat in front of the bonfire while reading Basic Civil Engineering book that i bought with Online Shopping skill. with 1 hand holding the book and another one holding a flashlight, i read the book leisurely while using the flashlight to illuminate the page.
I consider myself someone who not bright at studying, but somehow i could easily understand all the physical theory and formula in the book
"did my INT stats help me study easier?" its what i thought when all the knowledge inside the book being absorbed like a sponge inside my head
[If i have this ability on earth when i was at highschool, i could get the 1st rank easily for sure! sigh....]
i sighed after remembered all the red marks in my test paper when i was at highschool on earth.
*flashback several hours ago
After clearing all the monster in the surrounding area, and set permanent illusive barrier in this spot, I built a big mongolian tent,  you could call it yurt that i bought with my Online Shopping skill.
 As expected they sold it as a set with the guidebook to made customer to install the yurt easier in Online Shopping. I build the yurt with Chali helps by following the instructions from the guide book.
Somehow Chali got curious after looking at me built the yurt while reading the guidebook and she took a peek at the guidebook and tried to read it herself. I was so surprised after knowing that she could read the book with alphabet letter smoothly and asked her how she could do it excitedly. apparently after she looked at the letter, the language information suddenly flow inside her head like memories and somehow made her understands what is written in the book. Th-thats exactly the same experience i got after i first arrived at Arkhaim town. For some reasons i could understand this world language like how Chali could understand and read the words in the guide book.
My first suspect is this unknown skill!
Otherwolder[???] : explore yourself!! dont be lazy!!!
Party member list : [Alex] [Chaliope]
To confirmed Chali ability to read and understand my world language, i bought a woman magazine with my Online Shopping skill for her and she reads it casually. I wanted to take the magazine back but after seeing she reads the magazine with interest expression i smiled at her and told her to keep the magazine and reads it after she helped me to build the yurt. even tho i loved her it didn't mean i would spoiled her everytime. she still has the duty as my companion to help me when i needed it.
Somehow i could hear someone said "SIMP!!" to me in my mind! Who!! come ouut!!
whatever, i admit that i was simping HOLOL** IVE when i still on earth! what ?! problem?! how dare you not simping the Crazy and wholesome usagi PEKO***RA CHAN!! NOE**L BOOBS NUMBER 1!!! oh don't forget the lewd pirate MARIN***E!! sigh... remembering about it, somehow i missed the girls, its good if i could subscribed to some internet provider with Online Shopping...even thought i could buy alot of earth product, there is some item that Online shopping didn't have, like Illegal drug, gun, and military thing etc. for some reasons the online shopping sold live poultry and livestock like sheep and cow! how the hell they send it to another world!! as expected of Mythical skill! no wonder that Chali never heard about the rating!!
Anyway i continued to build the yurt with Chali and bought some simple furniture to decorate the yurt. after finishing the yurt the sun started to set and the sky became darker. looking at Chali excitedly taking the magazine i stopped her and give her a paper and pen and asked her to draw the map in this continent first. She dejectedly take the pen and paper and started to draw the map on the table inside the yurt. I installed chargeable lamps in the yurt so its quite bright inside and she could draws the map comfortably.
After got nothing to do, i remembered the difficulty i got when i built the yurt and started to think its better for me to read some book about basic civil engineering and Architecture to build my mansion. and here i am, reading the book leisurely outdoor while enjoying some warmness radiated by the bonfire.
[did she already finish the map? why she is so quite?]
[anyway lets check her out!]
I turn off the flashlight and put it inside of my inventory skill. I entered the yurt and saw Chali reading the magazine interestingly, this woman!
I walked towards her silently and hitting her head with the book in my hand playfully, she gasp in surprise and holding her head charmingly
[M-master~ sorry, i already finished the map but looking at master reads the book seriously i dont hove the courage to bother master~so...]
I patted her head and rubbing her hair gently
[okay okay~ just give me the map and you can continue reading, don't worry i will buy more magazine for you later if you doing your duty seriously okay~hohoho]

[umm.. here is the map, and thank you for the magazine, its really interesting.. somehow i get reference to boost my sexual appeal and some skincare information to make myself more beautyful to satisfy my "master"~]
Chali give me the map and squinted her eyes seductively. This enchantress! just wait! i will "deal" with you tonight!!

I took the map from Chali hands and sat on the bed. i started read the map carefully and somehow get the gist of it, the map Chali drew is quite simple but still informative.
*this is the map layout
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[Umu.. So Arkhaim mountain is in the middle of the continent, Garham Kingdom in the east , Baltimore empire in the Southwest, Arshlan dukedom in the northwest, and Yakshire Kingdom in the north]
After roughly understand the territory of each kingdom i started checking the political condition in each country that Chali wrote under the map. in the notes she said she got the information from the new slaves that transferred to madam Catherine store.

It seems Arshlan Dukedom is governed by the two powerful Granddukes namely Grandduke [Fafnir Gowells] the head of the Lycan's clan and Grandduchess [Alucard de Maria] the lord of the Vampire race. the two have the same power level and always maintained the balanced state. it seems they both are very strong that even grandmasters didn't dare to be impolite to the two granddukes. The inhabitants of the territory mostly from the Beastman race that lead by their respective Chieftain.
[Alucard de Maria, somehow my Milf radar told me that she is in my strike zone mweheheheh..]
I continued read the notes while imagining a bewitching mature body of that Vampire duchess.

For the information about Baltimore Empire, The emperor seems sick and paralyze and unable work his duty as emperor. the crown prince [Eric von Baltimor] seems wanted to take the emperor duty but got so many opposition from the minister and the other princes, as the emperor himself didn't appointed anyone who will replace him, maybe its better that he couldn't pointing anyone as he is always stay in his bed after being paralyze.
The crown prince tried to make huge achievement by taking the Gharam empire territory in the south border and boost his prestige to gain more power and convince the opposition

Yakshire Kingdom, Lead by the charismatic Queen Harmonie I, she just ascended the throne 3 years ago after being appointed by the last old King before he passed away. it seems the prince and all the male royal blood that supposed to succeed the kingdom died mysteriously, the rumor said that it was the Baltimore Empire whom sent the Assassins to purge the royal blood. recently there is some rebellion movement to try changed the matriarchal system back to old patriarchal leads by old aristocrat of Yakshire Kingdom. it seems its quite unstable in there now.

Gharam Kingdom, The King himself Gharam the III suddenly got poisoned and sick, the king appointed the crown prince to temporarily replaced him but he got Assassinated by his own private maid, the maid committed suicide after killing the crown prince. The royal palace became unstable and alot of old aristrocrats plotting each other behind the scene.
[What the heck!! its clearly someone trying to destroy the power balance between the kingdom and spread chaos behind the scenes!! did someone planning for a huge chaos to happen and fish in the muddy water?]
I stroke my chin while thinking who get the most benefit if a huge chaos really happen?
[Bah! itsnot my problem anyways why should i care about who get the most benefit! i just wanted to live in this world leisurely while enjoying travel and sightseeing this fantasy world with Chaliope and slowly build my harem!]
[Whoever you are, its better you not mess with me. even though i am still weak now and trying to get lowkey after seeing Madam catherine stats but if you touch me and my women i will destroy you for sure!]
[anyway lets eat dinner first! i am too lazy to cook something now, lets order some KFP fried chicken!]
I ordered 2 buckets of fried chicken and 2 large fries, i am not in the mood for drinking soda now, lets buy thaitea!!
After ordered the foods and beverages i called Chaliope who still enjoying reading the magazine. she look at the friedchicken buckets curiously and started to eats the friedchickens.
Her eyes started to lit up and she ate the friedchickens in delight while smiling bewitchingly
[Is it delicious Chali?]
[Its very delicious master! Isnt it better if we just eat this fastfood thing everyday?]
[Nah, we can eat it once in a while, its not good for your body if you eat fastfood everyday]
[huh? why? master move your body by hunting monster often right? anyway if master status is high enough there is no chance for your body to get sick except for getting poisoned and sick because of old age~]
huh? is that really true? but still eating fastfoods everyday ... as expected is kinda....
[it still no! just imagined it made me want to puke, anyway, i want to enjoy cooking together with Chali for times to times isn't that good?]
[um~]
Somehow she just nod and continued eating her friedchicken in happiness. did she like friedchicken that much?

"Whaa--- I can order Mcdonalds in isekai ?!! With this i can still eat junkfood without problem in the middle of the jungle mwahahahahah! what is dry meat ?! i dont need it !!"
Alex the only one otherworlder begin his journey in sword and magic world with hamburger in his hands.

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Upon hearing Shiroishi Kazuma's words, Ko Gohon's eyes instantly lit up and he anxiously said, "Uncle Kazuma, I've realized my mistakes. Quickly teach me, what do I have to do?!"
"Currently, the previous bet is already over. We'll just ignore it and not consider it any further." Shiroishi Kazuma slowly said, "So, now, we mainly have to focus on the online novel website.
"According to your bet with Hong Dali, the person with the most number of daily updated books two weeks later wins. If it's according to your idea to increase the flat fees of the authors at the novel website and find ghostwriters to increase the number of novels, all these can more or less be done, but it's still far from enough!
"In this day and age, channels are the king.
"Number one, get through all the possible channels of the novel website and liaise with our joint venture companies in Heavenly State. As long as they are enterprises related to the internet, they must all advertise on the novel website.
"Number two, liaise with the telecommunication companies in Heavenly State and get them to send messages to prompt people to read our novels!
"Number three, liaise with all the web portals in Heavenly State, including Weibo, and open all channels to read our novels.
"Number four, hold a free of charge reading day to attract those readers that are used to reading free of charge books.
"Number five, hype things up and expose our Feng Yun website's remunerations for our authors on all the websites related to novels!
"Number six, liaise with the TV stations to interview our authors and create more exposure for the website!" 
Upon hearing Shiroishi Kazuma's suggestions, Ko Gohon's face glowed as he firmly smacked his thigh. "Understood. I'll get these done right away!"
…
In the next few days, advertisements about Feng Yun website suddenly emerged everywhere. Advertisements for Feng Yun website were all over all the various websites in Heavenly State.
"Feng Yun website is the largest local reading base, free of charge reading and downloading of the novels. No pop-up ads, simple and clean webpage. Come to Feng Yun website to find good novels!"—Haoche Website. 
"Feng Yun website is an online novel website with no pop-up ads, providing the latest and best novels for all novel lovers. Come to Feng Yun website to read novels!"—Dream Paris.
"Feng Yun website provides you with various literature works with no advertisements to spoil your reading experience. It's a website which creates an elegant environment to read novels for all friends who are literature lovers, and the content includes various popular novels."—Guodian Online. 
…
On smartphones.
Countless people throughout Heavenly State had received messages about Feng Yun website's novels.
"We welcome you to the free of charge reading column, Feng Yun website provides all kinds of awesome and exciting novels." 
"[Urban] Personal Show: My Best Grade Missy."
"[Military Affairs] Special Operation of the Falcons: Special Force Number One." 
"[History] Great Waves Again in the Court: Big Fatuous Ruler."
"[Urban] Exceedingly Beautiful Superior: Pretty Tenant."
"[Fantasy] Wuzun Sword Slashes The Vault Of Heaven: Wudao Vault of Heaven."
Countless curious readers clicked on the advertisements, and after taking a few glances, they were satisfied with what they saw. "Mm, these book recommendations are not bad. It's quite good to kill time. This Feng Yun website is quite brilliant!"
Of course, there were those unimpressed as well. "Tsk, such a tacky way of promoting books. Now that there is the smartphone reading app produced by Young Master Hong Dali, who would still want to read these. Zhong Dian website is the king!"
…
On Xinhai Weibo—
Drunk and leaning on the fence of the pavilion, Meng Ziying Weibo Talent: "Feng Yun website's novel 'Yifan's trouble' is very well written. I like how Yifan bullies Shaowan, serves him right for bullying Xiaochao… Mm, amusing as usual, this work is quite good." 
Douban Doujiao Doubao Weibo Talent: "Feng Yun website's novels are quite good. I read novels there the whole day today. The books are not bad! Worth taking a look at them, I strongly recommend!
@Tangdou-like unlucky person: Feng Yun website is not bad, quickly gather and take a look @Dark Building Lonely Spirit 
@Dark Night Vigilante 
@Zuiyu Changwan_Shifu Calls Me Xiaowan @Muying Huange_Little Angel Of The Wolf Master 
@Fleeting Time At Finger Tips."
"Feng Yun website rises strongly, regarding the rise of online literature."—Soulang.
"Earth-shaking big scheme, about the counterattack of Feng Yun website."—Easy Net.
"Small online novel, big wealth! Feng Yun website's powerful rise!"—Dongfang Wealth.
"Read novels, go to Feng Yun website. Write novels, still go to Feng Yun website."—Tianjing's Plaza.
…
In the various readers' group chats.
"These two days, there are so many free books to read on Feng Yun website. I've discovered a few good ones."
"Really, then I'll go and take a look too."
"Of course it's true, it writes that the books are free of charge for a limited period of time!"
"Not bad, not bad. This website is doing pretty well!"
…
On the largest local online novel forum.
"Overwhelming amount of subscriptions! Feng Yun website with all kinds of awesomeness!"
"Zhong Dian or Feng Yun? A newbie feels that Feng Yun is still better!"
"Please help, a newcomer wanting to know whether it's better to go to Feng Yun or Zhong Dian? I personally feel that Feng Yun is better, I can earn quick money."
"Zhong Dian wants to defeat Feng Yun just by relying on a smartphone app, does Feng Yun know about this?"
…
At the TV station.
"Hello, hello, as a Great God-level author on Feng Yun website, may I know how much can your monthly earnings reach?"
"Earnings, this… Around 20 to 30 thousand per month is still fine."
"So much? Then you must be one of those people with the highest earnings on Feng Yun website, right?"
"No! How is it possible that my earnings are so high. My fingers are not nimble, so I type considerably slower. We have people who can type fast and are able to write 10 to 20 thousand words per day, and their remuneration is at least 50 thousand and above per month. There are even people earning 100 thousand!"
"So much?!"
"Yes, Feng Yun website's perks are very good."
…
In Tianjing City, the tallest television tower, in the top floor revolving restaurant.
"Young Master, Chief, the latest totaled reports of Feng Yun website are out!" The bodyguard was shivering with fear as he looked at Shiroishi Kazuma whose back was facing him and was standing in front of the window with his hands placed at his back. This time, he really saluted him. "According to the latest reports, currently, the site traffic of the website has already increased to 2.4 million and above for daily independent IPs. These two days, large batches of newcomers have started writing new books, and the number of updated books in three days have already reached 3,600 books!" 
"So fast!" Ko Gohon exclaimed, "Uncle Kazuma, your idea is really useful!"
"So-so." Shiroishi Kazuma's voice was very calm. "How many daily updated books does Zhong Dian website have now?"
"Chief," The bodyguard's expression and voice were filled with respect. "At the moment, there are approximately 4,500 newly updated books daily."
"Mm, we still lack 900 books." Shiroishi Kazuma said with satisfaction, "It's still within our control. If things continue progressing this way, probably in no time, we will be able to overtake Zhong Dian website. After all, the authors are after all the benefits and perks. As long as there is enough advertising, and the money is sufficient, it's not difficult to attract authors over."
Ko Gohon fully looked up to Shiroishi Kazuma now, as he anxiously asked, "Uncle Kazuma, then, do we continue like this? Why don't I get more ghostwriters to write more books? It's fine as long as it can surpass Hong Dali. I don't plan to earn much money from it."
Upon hearing Ko Gohon's words, Shiroishi Kazuma shook his head and slowly said, "No, if Hong Dali can earn money, why can't we?"
"Ah?" Ko Gohon said in surprise, "Uncle Kazuma, you're planning to… seriously run this Feng Yun website?"
"Yes." Shiroishi Kazuma nodded, yet he didn't continue talking about the novel website but instead looked out of the window, saying, "Young Master Gohon, look at the night view of Tianjing City. How beautiful is it? It's not lacking compared to Tokyo in our Jaban Empire, isn't it?" 
It was night right now. The night view of Tianjing City was extremely beautiful. Neon lights were flashing, and it was especially comfortable to stand from high up and look down, coupled with the gentle night breeze.
"It's very pretty." Ko Gohon agreed. "I haven't really noticed it previously."
"Yes, we haven't noticed it previously." Shiroishi Kazuma's voice was very calm, as he slowly stated, "It's the same for our Toyoda Conglomerate. As the top 16 in the world, the funds of our Toyoda Conglomerate are ample. You normally don't care about this, so you won't care about how much money you spend. You just feel that all the money is there for you to take it."
"I understand, Uncle Kazuma." Upon hearing this, Ko Gohon instantly understood what Shiroishi Kazuma meant.
Actually, he wasn't a stupid person. It was just that in the midst of fighting with Hong Dali, he had always been at the losing end, thus his conflicted mind.
Toyoda Conglomerate was indeed very rich. Just like the night view of Tianjing City, though it was pretty, one wouldn't notice it after looking at it for many times. But no matter how rich it was, after all, it had been built up bit by bit, and it didn't just drop down from the sky.
In that case, as long as they properly operated this Feng Yun website, then they could earn money. So why don't they do it properly and well?
"Uncle Kazuma, what should we do next?" Ko Gohon asked.
"Now since the popularity has already been increased, then next, we'll take in all the good ones and eliminate the bad ones." Shiroishi Kazuma slowly said, "Eliminate all those poor-quality books and get them to finish writing them as soon as possible. Secure those good-quality books and do your best in nurturing their authors. At the same time, slightly change the welfare benefits policy and slowly convert the severance method to giving out dividends. After the novel website has entered a stable phase of operation, it would then be a virtuous cycle." 
"Uncle Kazuma, you are brilliant!" Ko Gohon was elated. "Then, after the website has entered a virtuous cycle, we can earn quite a lot of money, right?"
"Yes." Shiroishi Kazuma smiled. "Don't belittle online novel websites. All the profits from the adaptations of films, online games, merchandises and so on are actually huge. I truly admire Hong Dali. The things started up by this lad truly have very big prospects!" 
"After hearing what Uncle Kazuma just said, I realized that this Hong Dali is very brilliant!" Now, Ko Gohon finally had to admit that Hong Dali was indeed brilliant. "I haven't thought about all this!"
Speaking up to this point, Ko Gohon recalled his bet with Hong Dali. "But Uncle Kazuma, my bet with Hong Dali…"
"Hehe, there's no hurry on that." Shiroishi Kazuma wasn't worried at all about the bet and insipidly said, "Since I've come, of course I have a way to help you win. Wait for a few more days, let's see first whether Hong Dali's side makes any moves."
Shiroishi Kazuma assured Ko Gohon, then instructed him, "Remember, leave your trump card for the last. Don't take them all out at once. Or else, what will you have left to fight him by then?"
"I understand!" This time, Ko Gohon was really convinced. "Thank you for your advice, Uncle Kazuma."


"I have to squander; otherwise, won't it be a waste of my parent's talent at earning money?" Hong Dali answers a reporter's question matter-of-factly. 

Just after the interview ends, Hong Dali opens the Great Prodigal System's interface and looks at the various good stuff displayed in it. Stroking his chin, he mumbles to himself, "I just need to squander 200 billion yuan more to exchange for the blueprint of the core technology, Engine Destruction, found in the strongest humanoid mecha weapon, Neo Granzon. Looks like I'll have to work harder!"

"I want to splurge! I want to squander!"


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