I married the goddess of calamity, the daughter of the mightiest god in existence. You don't like me? Well too bad, come talk to my mighty father in law!

Who dares mess with me now?

Wait.

Who are these lowly ants?

Why do I feel threatened just by their existence?

What's with the cold sweat on my back?

Are they the MCs?

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Transported to another world, our hero must thwart the evil demon lord where levels rule all-

Cut!

This isn’t some damn generic isekai!

But if we don’t market it as one, nobody will read it. Look man, isekai to web novels are what thots are to twitch. If you’re not doing isekai, you may as well just jump off a cliff, die, and pray to all the gods above that you reincarnate as a beautiful cat girl. Isekai is like a slice of humble American Pie. It’s like the child you never wanted, but after you stuck your dick in that glorious isekai pie once, you immediately realized you could never pull out again or ever be satisfied with anything else except for that hot garbage.

I know, I get it, the masses demand le isekai, but we can’t sell out.

Look man, just put isekai in the title and see if it makes a difference. Just call it a social experiment or some BS.

This was a summary of my life consultation with the god/devil-like voice in my head trying to tempt and make me fall to the dark side.

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If you were told invisible otherworldly beings pulled the strings in the background for their own sick and twisted amusement, could you accept that?

Of course not!

Diogenes Genovese, a man of science who denies the unbridled reign of gods and demons, struggles through the adversity and opposes the unjust world he finds himself a part of.

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A Kindle Fire is actually a really great tablet. I owned "one" quite a few years ago and for some odd reason it always seemed to break whenever it was nearing the end of it's warranty. The warranty on it was for a year and each time it broke, they just sent a new one with a renewed warranty. They also always included a new charger. 

The name of the Kindle actually got updated each time it was replaced to (Name)'s 2nd/3rd/4th/... Kindel Fire. 

Kindle Fire: Very durable, very affordable, very useful and practical, the best warranty you could wish for

I had mine 9 years ago, but I'd still consider it a good option. In the span of ~3/4 years I think I ended up on a 5th Kindle.

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I really must say that for me, personally, this has been such an amazing journey of highs and lows. I am not disillusioned with my own writing. I know I am not the worst – but I am also well aware that I am not the best by any means, even in the community of freelance online writers. So the fact that so many of you take the time to read A Hand-Woven Universe not only blows my mind but also makes me so happy. Although it might be a long endeavor – I will continue the story of Noone and Tapestry all the way to the end.
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What happens to a world of Magic and Dragons when a cultivator bursts into their universe? What about when a cultivator is raised right under their noses?

How do Wizards and High Elves, Dungeons and Dwarves, fare against an unknowing cultivator and the Laws of the Universe?

Epochs ago an Immortal left his inheritance behind on a dying plane of existence. 

Now, at the edge of what was once desolate world, the immortals inheritance is about to make himself known. And his name is Noone.

An original cultivator of his world, unguided, and unrestrained.

Noone is the powerless child of a civilazation locked away at the edge of the world. When tragedy occurs, and his world is turned around, he inherits the Will of The Ancestor. An ancient legendary being who protected the conclave of Tapestry, until the desolate world above would become re-inhabitable.

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4 FEBRUARY, THURSDAY, DINNER

I came out of the shower in a really good mood. I felt magnanimous enough to even consider memorizing my lines for the fight scene tomorrow, I would had too, except that I had homework. Homework took up a lot of time that could be spent on other things. Like thinking about how to reprise my Romeo role... and reading all the notes and reports my betas had painstakingly lined up in a kindle for me. 

Yes, a kindle had magically appeared on my desk. It sat neatly, mint out of the box. I thought at first it was a tablet when I saw the white screen placed on my desk. Maybe Ki's? But when I picked it up, I realised it was a Kindle. My Kindle. This was because the gadget was labelled with a serial number and named "Alpha Sam's Kindle."  

So this was a kindle. The closest thing to real paper the box said. But it was not paper. It didn't even smell remotely like paper. 

But the documents were numbered, dated, and filed in PDF and there were already more than a hundred of them, so I guess this was my part in saving the trees. My files on the dresser had been burgeoning, and it's not like there was any space to add more. I guess digital files was a necessary change. 

And even though the documents inside were all Harvey's meticulous compilation according to my request earlier, Ben's fingerprints were all over the new gadget, well figuratively anyway because hahaha, Ben would never mar a perfect piece of technology with his fingerprints now, would he? Hahaha. Just saying.

Wow, that's a lot of documents. I opened the first one. Suddenly homework looked a lot easier. Boo... I mean not Boo! I mean "boo... so much homework", not Boo the wolf. Last thing I need now was my dark wolf to show up. 

I tensed and waited for the snide remark, or an evil aura, or something, but nothing. Whew. 

Outside my room was mostly quiet. Killion was cooking, I could smell something delicious happening. Every now and then one of the betas might ask something, and the other would answer. Ben had left and then returned, and then left again, and then returned... And then left. He hasn't come back after that. 

Home had a different vibe with three betas instead of Mum and Savy. 

I managed to finish my homework, but was still struggling through the first document when I heard the front door. 

"Luna is here." Ben intoned. 
"Savy is here!" Savy laughed.
"Sabbie is here!" The human copied. Cute, real cute. (To be read sacarstically). 

Mum laughed, "Too cute!" (Without sacarsam). 

I smelled fried chicken, so I went outside to investigate. Indeed there was fried chicken. Ben was putting it down on the dining table. He also had some bags and a couple of large boxes under his arm. Harvey was shifting more boxes to the side. They looked like cardboard suitcases.

Seriously? Our apartment had been a squeeze so far. Now with all the people and boxes and shopping bags, it was a little more than I could take.
"What's all this?" I asked.
"We're setting up the Future Alpha Office here." Harvey said.
In what space were they planning to do this? I stole a quick glance into Ki's room. There were boxes stacked all against wall from floor to ceiling. The bottom bunk was filled with boxes like some kind of puzzle game too. 

"Don't worry about work now, Sam." Mum said, "Come see what we bought!"

Mum and Savy took turns showing off the cute outfits they had bought for the little human. They've even gotten matchy sister clothes and accessories. We've got three sweat shirts that had one word each "Best" "Friends" "Forever". Savy seemed to not notice that this was really cheesy. At least, based on the size of the sweatshirts, I would be "Best".

We also had matching back packs! This I could not believe. Savy didn't even like back packs. The bags had geometric prints all over. I guess mine was the one in different shades of blue triangles. "We can use them for school. They're lightweight and waterproof." Savy informed me, "And have a special pocket at the back for a small laptop or a file. Plus a side pocket was a bottle." 
Savy dug in some other shopping bag to produce three bottles, naturally in matching colors. She slotted the red bottle into her red bag. 
Finally she added, "They were on sale."
Okay...

"Where are we going to fit all this?" I worried at the small mountain of blue, red, and purple stuff in the living room. I swear my dresser was already packed to the brim. Ki had even folded everything into little Marie Kondo squares. 

"Oh dear." Mum seemed to realize the situation, "Ki, when are the boxes arriving?" 

"There was slight delay, but we are expecting them tomorrow morning." Ki popped his head out of the kitchen to answer. 

"Well, I suppose that should give us enough time." Mum decided. 

"I've scheduled for some of the warriors to come over in the afternoon to start shiftig the boxes over, Luna." Ben informed Mum. 

Mum nodded, clearly relieved, "Thank you, boys. I don't think it would have been possible to move everything in one day without you." 

Then Mum turned to me, "Isn't that great, Sam?" 

"Uh, Yeah." I nodded blankly. What's going on?  

"Originally, your dad and I planned to move in this weekend, but Ki reminded us that your friends were coming on Saturday. Thankfully, the boys helped me reschedule everything!" 

"I can't believe this time tomorrow night, I'll have my own room again!" Savy said happily. 

"My room is like a princess room!" The little human piped in. 

"Wait till you see your room, Sam! The golden clam shell bed! OMG." Savy had to cover her mouth to keep from cackling. 

"Your room looks like in a picture book." The little human informed me. 

Uh huh. 

Oh! Wait, we are moving back home? Wait, we rebuilt our entire home in 2 weeks? How was that even possible? Maybe I fell asleep while reading the kindle and this was all a dream. Wait, maybe the kindle was also a dream. Wait, what if Mate putting on his bangle in real life was also a dream? 

Oh damn it! When did my dream start? And when would it end? 

What the hell was going on here? Can someone press the pause and explain what was happening around here? 

The front door opened. Apparently, just like in reality, there was no pause button in this dream. 
"Alpha is here." Beta Lucas announced as he stepped in with Dad and Beta Gerald.
"Sorry, I brought work home again." Dad joked, nodding at his betas who bowed their greeting politely to Mum.
"Don't worry, there's enough for everyone." Mum kissed Dad on the cheek and smiled her welcome to Beta Lucas and Beta Gerald, "We better start dinner now though, the girls have Thursday Night Training." 

"The betas have training too." Savy added. 
"Ah yes, tonight is Ben's first session, isn't it?" Dad asked. 
"Yes, Alpha." Ben nodded seriously as he put a few plates on the coffee table. Our dining table wasn't large enough for everyone, so the betas would be eating in the living area. 

I thought we were having an update meeting tonight? What the heck was going on? And why did everyone else seem to know what was going on? 

Calendar! Phone! Where is my phone?

"Sam, is your Luna not joining us for dinner?" Beta Lucas asked when we had seated ourselves around the table. 

Who? 

"Luna Bell had a meeting to attend, he'll return after dinner." Ki answered on my behalf. He put down the last of the plates and then joined Harvey and Ben around the coffee table. 

"Alpha Sam, please accept my congratulations on the new alliance with Gold Packland's Silver Moon Pack." Beta Gerald said. 

"A new alliance?" Mum asked. 

Dad nodded, "Our daughter had initiated a new alliance with the Silver Moon Pack. It looks very promising." 

"Well, it was to be expected of our Sam. Don't forget, she was the one who successfully enabled the merger between Night Leaf and Morning Light. Who knows how many donkey years we spent puttering on it!" Beta Lucas said, "She even brought home the Lorent pack with it!" 

"You should have heard the youngsters in the school during Alpha Silas' memorial." Beta Lucas told Beta Gerald, "Those youngsters nearly fell asleep at my speech, but the moment Sam got on stage, they all woke up." 

"I was told she received rousing support from the students." Beta Gerald said. 

"Not just the students." Beta Lucas boasted, "The oldies too. I felt the whole auditorium shake when they shouted." 

Beta Lucas pumped his fist into the air and tried to re-enact the scene, "Our loyalty to the Alpha Princess!" 

"YO!" Suddenly the three guys from the coffee table shouted back, while fisting the air. 

I blinked. 

"Yo!" The little human copied the action. So cute. Actually, it was cute, her little hand punching the air like that... But pretend I was still using a sacarstic tone.  

"Our Future Alpha never fails to amaze me." Beta Gerald marveled aloud, "The annexing of the Ciara Coven could be quite the legendary story to tell my grandchildren one day." 

Hint hint Harvey. Your dad wants grandchildren. 

"Willow did say that report sounded like a story from the Colored Mountains." Beta Lucas said. Too bad they'd never hear Henry's grandfather's story. Now that was legend. 

"I would not have thought it even possible." Beta Gerald said, "It's unimaginable." 

"Well, you don't have to imagine, Gerald." Beta Lucas boasted, "We received our first tribute from the Coven today. It's really happening." 

"And now she topped it off with an alliance with Silver Moon! Indeed our Alpha Sam has no limits!" Beta Gerald praised.

I'm pretty sure I had many limits though. A limit to my endurance, to my time, to my strength... In fact, the limit to my intelligence was at the moment, blindingly obvious.

Okay, here's what I'm thinking must have happened: 

I fell asleep in the car on the way to Henry's and am now dreaming. This was all a dream. 

OR: I've stepped into an alternative dimension or Twilight zone where everything around me plays out in fast forward. 

OR: I hit my head in the shower and now have some kind of amnesia and became suddenly stupid. 

"It looks like us old guards can soon hang up our arms and retire." Beta Lucas concluded smugly. 

What should I do? I'm feeling so stupid right now, I'm not sure if there was a way to feel stupider.

"Well, today a new alliance, tomorrow saving an old pack from ruin. Sam, your Uncle Louis asked me to meet him. It would be good if you joined me." Dad said. 

"Ah yes!" Beta Lucas sprung into action, whipping out his phone, "What's your schedule look like this weekend, Sam?" 

"It's full, Dad." Ben called out from the coffee table.

"What do you mean full?" Beta Lucas challenged without looking up from his screen. 

Ben took a deep breath, "Tomorrow is school, moving back to the Alpha's house, and setting up the Future Alpha office. Leadership Candance at 9pm. Saturday is breakfast with the gang, Lycan study group, and then she is expecting nine guests in the afternoon, including Silver Moon's Alpha, Mountain Mist's Beta, and four humans..." 

Beta Lucas cut him off, "Saturday night?" 

"The Dungeon Cleaning Party is happening to late." Ben told him, "All the youths in Morning Light and Night Leaf are coming to party with Alpha Sam." 

"It's the party of the year!" Ki chipped with his usual bright smile. 

"Sunday morning is breakfast with the pack, and then Alpha duties." 

"So Sunday lunch before Alpha duties or dinner would work?" Beta Lucas asked. 

"Yeah, if you want to deal with a sleep deprived Sam, sure." Ben answered.

"I think it might be better to let Sam get some rest." Dad immediately decided. 

"She could nap before her Alpha duties and we can schedule the meeting after dinner." Beta Lucas suggested. 

Ben checked his phone then, "Harv, you're on accompany duty."

"Noted." Harvey acknowledged. 

"But this hardly leaves her any time to rest for the next week!" Mum protested. 
"It doesn't give her any time to do her homework either." Savy pointed out. 

Everyone looked at me. I'm the Alpha. I can take this. At least I think that should be the right answer. 

"Yeah, okay."

Big-hearted and witty, Samantha Kingsley is the Alpha's daughter who grew up learning to meet everyone's expectations. But Samantha isn't a pup anymore, she's in high school now, and is just about to discover that her life is written by her choices. Not by dreams, or prophecies, or even the moon goddess. This girl is going to protect the happiness of her pack and everyone she loves.

Read her diary here.
Updated every night.

Volume Synopsis
VOL 1
It's the first week of school. Despite my failed attempt to make a friend, I somehow ended up surrounded by a handful of wolf classmates, got accepted by the human "cool" girls, and became a vampire's guard dog? 


VOL 2
I think I'm just starting to get the hang of school. From navigating school halls, new friends, vampires, and school clubs... 
Back home it should have been the usual drill, but things started shifting. And I urm...might have been messing around where I shouldn't.


VOL 3
I had to miss a couple of school days this week due to my ah, long term bout of "anemia". It's been pretty intense at home. My alpha position was challenged, rogues burnt down our home, I rescued my first fight dog, discovered the Lorent's secret oracle, almost rescued my mate...and accidentally stumbled into my Alpha Dad's secret.


VOL 4
My worlds collide as some members from my pack come to my school to sell concert tickets. And when Grandpa Alpha shocked us all by dying, my dad's family comes together to pay their last respects at the Night Forest Pack. 


VOL 5
It's February and the Vampire Queen is celebrating her birthday. Would Rebel's plan to escape work out? Meanwhile, I'm stuck in school dealing with high school drama, an evolving wolf, and a new human sister. In the Red Packlands, war nearly breaks out. (This might have been a very little bit my fault.)

VOL 6
It's the week of Valentine's Day, but I've got a highschool play, Lorent drama, Vampire slaying training, and an underground army to deal with first. And then warlock weather threw an extended snowstorm at us. The whole of Green Packlands goes into lockdown - but what about Valentine's Day?

VOL 7
Exams are a week away, and it feels like my time at Winderhill is really coming to a close. I'm trying to be a good student, but there are paparazzi camped outside my school, I ran with rogues (I'm shocked too), Maria just had to enter her dark cycle in school...My life is too exciting to study for exams.

VOL 8
It's exam week, but I've got far greater problems brewing at home. The prophecies are merging. River's stone had unlocked warlock trouble, the rogue king has moved in, and then there's Uncle Louis' economical problems... one at a time. Just let me survive Code Black and figure out what's going on at Heller's first, and I'm sure everything else will work out somehow.

A storm is forming up. The clouds in the sky ready to break loose some heavy rain. Having just started my shift, It should be a good night. Clocking in and getting the basics tasks out of the way, I couldn't wait to settle in. An hour or so later I finally have my routine finished. 

I propped my self up on the stool. Relaxing I pulled out my kindle and went online. Reading on my kindle about the upcoming games for the PS4 and handheld Vita. Not finding anything on the usual sites. I started to get bored. It's always a let down when your favorite spots have boring content.

I decided to Browse a new site "But where to go.... hmm I know let's try something new, let's see."  With that, I decided to plug into the search bar "Game Live" maybe I would get some good video clips. I come across a thread about a new Online and what people were expecting of it. 

"Eh might as well.... "clicking it the buffer started to display. Ah, the joys of tethering from your phone for internet.

"Knock Knock" the sound came on the bulletproof glass, seems I have a customer. With a smile on my face, I greeted Him.

"Hello, what can I get for you?"

Two packs of Swishers and a pack of kool short in the box the old man tell me.

"No problem let me get those for you (hmm I have never seen this guy before, definitely not a regular.) Sir Your total is…"

"Welcome to Gamelive" a loud digital computer tone drowned out from the area where my kindle was seated. Next, there was the sound of thunder crashing out. The storm finally arrived it seemed.

"Have a nice night" I managed to say to my customer as he left. "My customer service needs improvement I mumbled."

"Rrghh uh-huh" the same to you. The old man grumbled.

'Gonna suck for him to walk home in this storm...Wish I had an umbrella to give him at least.'

I walked back and sat back down and picked up my kindle. "Fill out info for better access and bonuses, or do guest account?" The Computer tone spoke out. 

'Tck Tck Tck' 

"What was that noise!? Hmm, mice maybe? Whatever" I mumble as I take a seat.

"Hmm do I have the time?" If I do have the time I might as well do the full form. Yeah, I have the time as I thought to myself, Bonuses are hella nice. Holy crap! What a detailed form, Hell might as well begin. 

So many different choices.

Crack! rumble crack! a torrent of thunder outside is all I hear and then boom! Power goes out. 

"Well, my night just got easier."

Onward to the fill out FORM.

Sexual Identifier: Male Age:27 Height:5`11 
Sexual preference: Heterosexual

"Why the hell does the website want to know that ?" "Because we would like to have satisfactory feedback for all info based on the USER, interactions, and post based off compiled information." The computerized voice tone spoke out from my kindle. "Well, that makes sense.. I mumbled to myself."

"I am a computer program, of course, I make sense! Foolish USER!..."

"Hahahaha did my kindle just talk to me...again...Wait.... wait wait.. did it just sass ME...I have finally gone crazy". It was a good thing I left the Navy when I did.

"Whether you are crazy or not is subject to investigation, and medical testing"The computerized voice spoke out. With a hint of cheeky sarcasm maybe. It sounded like it was having fun with this back and forth it seemed.

"Continue with the form USER!!"

"Woah ...Woah ..! Calm down there kindle no need to be snippy" I yelled while standing from my stool. It's a good thing the power was out so my boss wouldn't have seen the psycho show I was putting on. 

"How in hell are you doing that anyway, the talking to me thing I mean"?!

The LOW tone drowned out. "There is a microphone in your kindle and you have it paired with your cell phone, these together are allowing quick back and forth of voice data and transmission."

'Ohh...'I let A small sigh. 'Eh makes sense I suppose. 'Pftt bullshit this makes sense.' 

'But my microphone is turned off that can't be right.., I need better virus protection on my devices' As I was thinking this.

The LOW tone voiced out, almost pleading it seemed. 

"Please USER finish the FORM! 
(Huh it sounded like it was excited and a little giddy while it wanted me to finish it ) 

"Ummm hold on... why do you need me to finish the form..? And can you do
something about your voice ... It sounds like a seductive woman and a rampaging 
man, with white noise playing entwined in it?" 'That's a very weird description to be made.'

With an exasperated sigh, the voice spoke

 "You are the first to fill the form out in over 10 months, that's an adult above the target range. Most Users GO through the guest access. My voice cannot be modulated until you get further down the form. The voices you are hearing are a sound modulation & frequency test. It's To fix your ears and sensitivity. In another set of  words, it is calibration."

'(How the hell is this gonna fix my hearing ..screw it I'll just do the form.)'

'Why am I unable to stop.'

Sexual Fetishes: Female bondage, Medical play, Service play, Multipartner??,
Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Hardcore, Softcore, Romance, BDSM Light, Alien??

Penis length: Average Ball size: Small Girth: Average Stamina: Average

Kink Desire: Very high Sexual Desire: Very high Sexual Exploration: High

Male Desire: Extremely Low Female Desire: Very High Other: Above Average
Flirt Ability: Extremely Low Sexual Knowledge: Slightly Above Average
The degree of Sexual Desire: Abnormally High Breast size: Small-Large

Low Droning sound plays out. 

A voice spoke with a wondrous glee ''You don't like extra Large breast that is interesting, to say the least, my User.'

'Bang" 

I jumped up! "Clang" as my Stoll fell!

"I Forgot you were even there!"

"The User, in other words, you are quite interesting." The voice says to me.

"Thanks, I think. Your voice is not as damaging as before."

"Your welcome!" The voice spoke out. Now finish form!

2 hours later.... ''(Jeez this has taken quite a while, but it has been interesting. Last few and I will be done.)''

Game Portal Destination: Mass Effect: Class: Soldier Background: EarthBorn, Ruthless, Sole Survivor
Name: Azul Sunstrider Assistant: Female Lluvia. Finished step 1.

"That was all step 1 ... shittt how detailed is the rest!?"
 
Step 2 Body Synchro, Adjustment and point allocation for avatars. 

"How the hell am I gonna do a body synchronization with a kindle?" Bzzztt oww, where the hell did that shock come from?! 

"Brrhhhmm," my camera eye from my kindle shot light into my eyes, I felt nauseous... and
most of all terrified. I couldn't look away I could feel my vision double and my head begins to throb.

A Digitial Field Endless white and blue..greets me. Or maybe endless blue and white. I can't tell at all this is really freaky. A calm begins to overtake me. It feels quite nice here.

"Welcome to your hub, my User, a female voice said behind me". This voice sounded familiar yet not so all at the same time. Like someone, I knew from my childhood.

 I turned to see a combination of digital lights of 0 and 1`s, an outline of a woman, could kinda ...maybe... possibly be seen within the mixture. It...she was the only thing in this endless blue/white room. It seemed to be getting more detailed as time passed. 

"Freaky!" I manage to mumble.

"Hello, I am Lluvia nice to meet you face to face my User".

"Uuumm what??" Is all I had. "Right, I`m your user ... uh huh excuse me for a bit... cover your ears for a second or remove your sound programming ..or get some headphones while I scream bloody murder and go into mass hysteria..." 

"My User, there is no..." 

I cut her off...As I begin screaming "..aaargggh ahhh ahaha aaaahhh ahhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhh!! What the hell is going on?! Ahhhhh I've been drugged and kidnapped. Help help help I'm losing it over here ahh."

"My User please calm down". Spoke Lluvia calmly.

"How can I calm down?! You calm down. Who the hell would wanna kidnap someone like me? What do you want I'm working class there is nothing I can offer you ."

"My User I am not the one freaking out, you are. Calm down or I will make you calm down My User!" 

Next thing I know I was pinned down by a giant digital hand on the ground, or floor whatever it was underneath ME.

"My User I will calm you down by any means!" I shiver as I feel a very cold substance wrapping around me. 

'(I'm gonna die! Just great! I never have gotten married ..and know kids..know legacy ..)'

I felt a tingling where my dick was. My six inches stood at full attention as a feeling of static passed in my dick.

"Arrggh! I screamed. Next thing I Know I was gagged by a bunch of Zeroes and One`s jammed into my mouth. It felt like foam was jammed down my throat. Then it changes it begins to feel like a woman's breast was in my mouth but all I saw was Zero`s and One`s. It was both comforting and disturbing. My headache begins to fade away from me.

"My User calms yourself, let me help you." My dick started heating up and felt like it was stretching and widening.

I look at the being in front of me. As we make eye contact. Well, I make contact with what I believe to be her eyes I lose my self at felt like I lost a part of myself. I could not comprehend what was happing or really what I saw.

"Here you go I like this better for you. I will help with the adjustments." With a devilish smirk, Lluvia says this as she plays with my junk.

My junk was stretched and girth was increased. Low crackling sounds could be heard coming from my dick. 
"There let's begin the body adjustment.. more in-depth!" She says.

Shup shup the sound was something I quite used to. I was getting a handjob. A really good one. 

Lluvia hands went up and down my full new length of 8.5 Inches of a dick. Copious amounts of precum were oozing out of my head.

I tried sitting up against the giant hand it moved out of the way. But the feeling in my mouth was gone. Sitting up I was able to see a very seductive woman down by my new dick, Piercing white eyes looking back at me and beautiful jet black hair down to her knees. Porcelain white skin. Nice full breast little bigger than a handful. Nice waist and medium build of a back from I could see. Beautifully shaped ass!

"Fuck" I groaned. 'Whatever you are doing keep it up. Matter of fact do whatever, you don't need me harping about, you got this." My concerns for my safety were gone I felt broken but these actions of hers?? were something else.

Lluvia began to really get to work on my new cock! 'Yeah with this size I think it has been upgraded to a status of cock.' I couldn't help mumble to myself.

The amount of pre-cum oozing out me made for a slippery job. I gazed at her beautiful face and looked at her nice little mouth, and felt my dick throb just looking at her. I move my eyes down looking at the nape of her neck wondering what it would feel like. Just to muzzle and kiss there. My cock lurched again. "Fuck" I groaned and I reached to caress her face.

"Mm" Lluvia let out a little moan. Tightening her grip on my cock and using her other hand to caress my balls. She lightly squeezed them. I couldn't take it anymore her face was driving me insane. I Yanked her towards me.  

"Eep" She let out a little yelp, and struggled against my pull. She looked at me wide-eyed...and slightly fearful. 

"My User don't hurt.. smooch I planted one on her. I Kissed her hard like a madman. It felt like i couldnt get close to her even with this. She stopped struggling and leaned into the kiss returning it with equal measure.

I could feel my head pulsing like bits of it were breaking off.

My cock lurched and My balls tightened she took my breath away." Mmmh" is all I could let out as I moaned into her. My cock started blasting cum out. I covered her in cum 3 spurts, 8 spurts, and another 6 spurts and it finally stopped. "Tshhh  I sucked in a nice breath through gritted teeth and exhaled "thanks."

"Anytime, my User," Lluvia said with a smirk. "Glad you have calmed down."

"Umm not really down. I'm still hard" as I point at my hard-on, (Trying to be funny, well at least I thought so.)

"That's a very beautiful and sexy body you have there Lluvia."

With bright glowing cheeks, she blushed, with a low head nod and that devilish voice again.

"I am glad you approve."

" Lluvia that body of yours is so nice I must have more."

"My User my body is for your enjoyment so please let me ser... " I cut her off as I latch onto a non-cum covered breast.

"My User I'm supposed to serve you!!!" She squeals at me.

"You are serving me, by letting me do this I am quite happy thank you very much." I begin to lick her nipples slowly darting from each one. Not paying attention, even got some of my own cum in my mouth. 'What a weird taste. Licking and lashing her nipples with my tongue. Trying to figure which way is the best method, doubling my efforts. I try something new.

"Aahh bite harder my User please"! Happy to oblige I bite her harder. While having a nipple between my teeth I lick lightly at the tip. For a brief second, I felt a splash of sweetness on my tongue. "Milk?! No taste like metal but sweet and tangy as well.

"Yes just like that it feels so good." Lluvia moans I pull off them an look at both of her beautiful tits. I lick each one lightly and blow gently on them. She moans out and grabs the back of my head and she screams and cums like a little geyser. 
"Ahh my User more please, This body is so sensitive and new, more, please! "

THRUM! THRUM! WARNING! WARNING! NEW BODY OVERLOAD! BANG!! 

Like a bomb goes off I come out of a sexual DAZE. 

"New body???" I feel myself getting control and I realize completely this is weird..."What the hell is going on??"

System: "Transporting User under System authority!"

"Boom Boom Boom!"

"Argh, we need cover fire over here now!!"

I look up and over completely wide-eyed! to see a beautiful blue-skinned woman?? A blue-skinned woman. "What the fuck is going on? That is an Asari!!" I yell out! "Fuck  I have completely lost it."

"Hey you, Damn it human over there!! With that pistol in your hand lay down some cover fire or get dead your choice!" she yells ..at ..well me.

'I think she was yelling at me.'

RAAWWRR! A loud group rumbling of RAAWWRR breaks through the silence. troops burst in or dinosaurs...

"Fuck they look familiar. Why the fuck is there dinosaurs !!!" I think to myself  'they look really familiar...' 

"Are those fucking Krogan!" I yelled out completely shocked.

"Tink! tink!"
 
'Thier weapons ..... bullets? or light shells?!' Whatever they are just bounce off my armor. 

"Armor?!? Where did I get this from?" (Fuck, least I'm protected!) I scream in my head. 

"They just shot me! Motherfucker`s just shot me! Argh!" I scream at them like a wild dog.

 "Get some yah bastards!" I pulled a gun from I have no idea where.

I draw and open fire. My first few shots going widely but catching the edge of a flickering field. I take it a barrier maybe. If I am in Mass Effect I guess that makes sense.

 System: "Shields down 16% Adrenaline rush activated! " A computerized voice says around me.

The world slows down, I take aim, and fire at the dino... the Krogan! Chest shots and headshots, making bodies pile up around the area. With all the crates and storage containers it must be a  warehouse.  

'Along with the rest of these mercs? or alliance? Or thugs.. who the hell are these people?' I ask myself. 'Ya knows what it doesn't matter, at least they are not shooting me.'

A Krogan comes charging at me I dodge to the side. At least I tried to. I was clipped into the side of a metal container. Daze and slightly more than pissed at myself.

System: Shields down 13%

From the ground, I onload into the side of the dino. 

System: "Reload"

The Krogan swings at me with what looks like a shotgun, the butt of it missing me. All I could do was swing in fear at the mug of the creature. Ignoring the beebing of the system. I got in a fist fight with the dino. (Later I would realize that getting in close combat was a dumb idea.)

I had maneuverability, but it had raw power and toughness. 

System: "Shields down"

It came in for a headbutt I moved to the side it cracked its head on the container. I took the time to reload. I place the gun right next to its head and fired into its eye socket. Ignoring the ding ding noise. I moved back into the fray.

7 minutes later the area is silent. Chink... chink 

"Shit I'm out of ammo." ( Hah hah my breath is ragged and short. (Adrenaline rush over). 

A voice says over my head or around me I can't tell. I take a look at the bodies all over, headshots and chest shots. 

"Fuck something really has to be wrong with me."

 Next thing I know everything fades black.

"Your gonna be ok, we got you, Soldier."  A woman It seems to be hovering over me.

 The woman says to my half-conscious self. 

"Having a 'Soldier' as a Merc, seems to be turning out well, Lady Moldova. Also, the Krogan are all down. The area has been swept." 

An armored (human?) reports in. "Who would have thought one of the 'Soldiers' had it in him. The best contract you ever won Lady Moldova." Moldova nods and replies.

"Yeah your right Chari, let's get the gear and the rest of the recruits. We are back in business, and there is work to be done."

"Yes, Mam!" Chari replies.

"Yup I have lost my mind, might as well just let this pass out happen," I say to myself. "Hopefully this is just a dream." There is no way I am in the place I think I am in.

Elsewhere Far from the scruffle of this Battlefield.

"Program 'LLUVIA' you have found an interesting owner. We look forward to his results." The group of individuals say.

"Yes, Administration I think he will do well. May I join him in the Mass Effect Universe?" Lluvia says with great earnest.

"No, let's see what choices he makes." A voice in the group cuts through the crowd.

A slim woman?? Within the group speaks out. All eyes turn to hear what else she has to say. The power she exudes is not subtle at all. Seems to just roll off her being.  With a very taciturn voice, she begins to address the group.

"We will send you to him in a bit. There is no need to baby him. A little pain and confusion should allow for results .. to be more accurate ... " She says
 "Your user is within my domain and I will enjoy testing him. To the very limit if anyone intervenes I will increase the difficulty."

The others in the Administration visibly shiver.

Crazy night leading to a very unbelievable adventure. Being sucked away, and sent to places you only wanna dream about not actually go to. Designation 1 Mass Effect. Sub- Final Fantasy Tactics war of the Lions.



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To the people still following CO.. hey guys! I wanted to write vol 2 here! but due to reason such as content theft by some other websites! I am leaving web novel... and the vol 2 Celestial Overlord - Den of Degenerates will be releasing on kindle by next month end... so to my first ever readers and to the people who chose to support this amateur writer, thank you all.. And as a gift I will be announcing the date when CO will be available for free on kindle! so you all could get it for free and enjoy the novel... 


with love Maou, Will meet you all with a new novel soon

The world had enough Gods, Demons, Devils and even Heroes. What it needed was an existence above all.
He would govern them with his unfathomable power,
Strike fear in the hearts of evil
An absolute ruler
An overlord!

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Hello Readers, I hope you all are doing well. As said in the previous chapter, I have a new cover for the book 'The Lone Mystery'. Do check it!
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In a battle between good and evil, mystery favors evil.

A long-buried mystery lies deep inside Lone Island. Its tentacles have reached modern-day society, leaving behind a trail of missing people.

Rhea and the National Detective Agency are tasked with solving this perplexing case and shedding light on the underlying threat.

As the team unravels the clues, they expose a supernatural connection that shakes them to their core and upends their investigation.

The more they dig, the more they uncover.

Now facing formidable opponents and still so many unanswered questions, this team must embed themselves further and hope they emerge intact when the truth is revealed.

Find out what's behind this disturbing mystery in this fast-paced, action-packed crime thriller!

Kirin's next adventure is to the Fae Realm in search of the source of the ley lines. The source of the ire, the defilement which powers the noxious domains.
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This new volume will not appear on webnovel it will be on Kindle Vella when its released.
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Stay up to date on linktree and checkout my new webnovel in the meantime.
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New Webnovel is a LitRPG romp. Benzhi is a brash and bold hero and the story is written in first person with his voice. It's r18 and contains a few explicit sex scenes not no under 18s allowed (approx 1 every 10-20 chapters).

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Rewrite to original Fan Fic. Changed writing style as well different characters here and there. 

Crazy night leading to a very unbelievable adventure. Being sucked away, and sent to places you only wanna dream about not actually go to. Destination 1 Mass Effect. Second Final Fantasy Tactics War of the Lions.



I do not own the characters mentioned in the web novel. Support the official games, video games, and board games, and the authors and producers who made them.

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