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This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Hello, there my name is ZV, and I am a zombie. you heard that right. I was not always a zombie, but things change. 

it is funny how life works. I am currently working to evolve. my goal is to become a zombie overlord. yeah that is right.

the funny part is that i have a system this will be fun. who will be able to stop me? the answer is no one.

Bowman Highschool, by the name of the school you would assume it was a school for learning about how to use a bow. It is actually a normal highschool for ordinary people. My name is Akao Kazuaki, I'm 18 years old. I I don't do much I do enjoy drawing and sports. Sometimes I will mess around woth weapons which some people think is weird. 
    It is June 13, 2023 I am in class with my friends, it is the last class of the day. Me and my friends are planning on going home and playing video games. As soon as class ended I went outside and walked down to the gas station to pick up some snacks. I then went over to my friend Osaki's house.
    When I got there he looked very odd from how I normally have seen him. I said "hey Osaki, how are you doing." I sat there for a minute waiting for a response. Then I heard someone or something banging on the door upstairs. I asked "who is upstairs." He then replied "I think it used to be my parent's." I said "What do you mean by used to be."
    Osaki replied "I would have you look but." I said "but wh-" we hear a door break down from upstairs. We both hear footsteps coming from upstairs. He said "Hide behind the counter in the kitchen." I said "ok, but why." He said "you will find out in a second." We hear something trip down the stairs. I look over the counter. I see Osaki's mom, but she looks like a thing you would see in a movie. I then hear her make a "agh" noise. I then open the drawer and grab a knife. I then say "we need to find a quick way out you have a backdoor right."
    Osaki said "yeah" I said "ok lets get going." I wasn't one hundred percent sure if she had turned into a zombie like from a movie. Since I didn't know I decided this was best. We then went and checked the neighoring houses and those people also looked like that. I said "Osaki do you remember the zombie movies we watched." He said "yeah why." I said "Everything thing that is happening what do you thing I mean by that." 
    Osaki in a slightly more freighted voice said "oh really." I said "yeah." I then directed my attention toward a grey van in a driveway nearby. I said "first things first gotta check on my mom since clearly your mom is already a zombie." I then pointed over at the van and said "we need a way of transportation." We then snuck around over to the house.
    I am hoping the keys are in the van. I look in through the window of the van. The van is unlocked so I open the door and take a look inside. I said "the keys aren't in here." Osaki said "they might be inside the house." I said "yeah that is what I was worried about." I then walk up to the door and open it slowly. I see a clean hallway leading to a living room.
    I decided to try and lighten the mood with a little joke "hey Osaki, you think a zombie would be able to enter the living room." Osaki said "its not as funny if you make it into a question." I said "I thought I was decent." I then proceeded to walk into the house with the knife. I then had a look in the living room and didn't see anything.
    I am moving twards the kitchen I then here another "agh" noise. I then peek around and see a zombie. I look to the left of the zombie and see the keys. I then tried to sneak around the zombie and grab the keys. I grabbed the keys off of the counter. The keys slipped out of my hands as I was walking away with the keys. The zombie looked over at me and started to come towards me I grabbed to the knife. I then ran at the zombie and stabed it in the head. It was still moving, I couldn't remove the knife from its head. I then grabbed the keys and ran. I said "Osaki get in the van hurry." He replied "ok."
    I then quickly opened the door to the van and jumped in. The zombie started coming out and I started the engine of the van. The zombie started wandering the area as we drove off. We then had about thirty minutes until we arrived at my parent's house. While we were driving we saw that the downtown area had been almost filled with zombies. We then arrived at my parent's house.

BANG! BANG!

Several gunshots were released in succession. Mark prioritized shooting those who moved very close to each other before dealing with the single ones. Sometimes he would need to dodge as the zombies pounced on him while he was reloading, after all, the shotgun's chamber can only hold five shells at maximum at the same time. There are also times that he needed to dodge as he attempted to shoot making his accuracy suffer in the process.

Dodging the zombies attack is hard but not impossible. From what he observed, their attack patterns are linear, like pouncing or grabbing. One only needed to calm down and catch the movements of their feet and hands and one would be able to dodge their attacks. Unless he is totally outnumbered, forced into a corner or become careless, he can deal with this much.

If a zombie pounced from his right or left, he would jump backwards. If the zombie lunged in front, he would do a large sidestep to the left or right. That is how he dealt with the attacks. 

BANG!

'Hmm?'

Mark was forced to jump back two zombies attacked from his right and in front almost at the same time. He shot the one in front as it was the second one to attack but the shot did not manage to hit its head and instead, the zombie's right shoulder was blown off. Its right arm flew to the back creating a bloody mess on the floor.

Then he saw it.

'So it's really like this huh?'

This isn't the first time he noticed it, he saw the similar situation when he shot the three zombies in order to save the college girls earlier.

The zombie that had its shoulder blown off staggered backwards howling before falling down on its back and started trashing on the floor splattering his blood everywhere.
This zombie can still feel pain!

In curiosity, he did not hesitate and shot the zombie that just lunged at him at its chest creating a bloody mess of broken ribs, pieces of it lungs, arteries and heart splattered on the floor. The zombie then fell with its body twitching for a bit before slumping down with devoid of any movements.

'It died?'

Mark looked at it incredulously before jumping back once more evading another attack.
BANG!

He blew up the zombie's head away. Then he saw the zombie that is trashing on floor due to its missing shoulder stop moving.

'The other one died of blood loss?'

Anyone would think of that if they saw the amount of blood on the floor soaking the zombie without its arm. 

Seeing that the two died due to their sever injuries, Mark stopped on solely targeting the zombies' heads which was a harder target to aim at and included the zombies' chests or abdomens. Of course, when there is a good chance of blowing the zombies' heads off, then he would do so.
BANG!

"Three left!"

He muttered as he shot another zombie on its stomach and left it trashing on the floor like an earthworm poured with a pinch of salt.

BANG! BANG!

Two more zombies with burst chests fell to the floor and started thrashing around creating more collages of thorn flesh and blood. It was a very disgusting scene.

CLANK!

Mark tried shooting the last approaching zombie but he was met a metallic sound as the last shell was already shot from his shotgun. The zombie lunged at him and he can only dodge as he tried to reach for a shell in his belt bag.

His evasion was successful and the zombie fell with force on the floor hitting a green colored plastic trashcan spilling all the garbage on the floor. When Mark saw this, an idea hit him and he quickly picked up the trashcan. 

As the zombie tried to stand up, it felt some force squeezing its face and its view suddenly turned black. It felt its prey is still around but it can't see anything and thus, it started to dash forward while swinging its arms madly.

While the zombie ran away, Mark looked at the zombie incredulously. A zombie with a trashcan covering this head while running fast and crazily swinging its arms trying to catch air really looked ridiculous. Still, he was quite surprised at first. When he put the trashcan on its head Mark was standing in front of it but instead of turning passive like he thought it would be, it actually dashed towards him making him dodge in panic. After he dodged though, the zombie did not stop and continued running away back to the direction where it came from.

The last zombie ran away and Mark did not have any notion of chasing it as it is going the opposite direction they are going to. He turned around and saw the others are already several stores away from him. He looked at the bodies zombies with smashed faces and heads on the floor left behind by them and he can help but commend the ability of that girl.

CRASH!

With that loud sound of glass crashing down, anyone would turn to look by reflex and so does Mark. When he saw what caused the sound, he had a complicated expression on his face. Several stores away, a shop selling perfumes had its glass walls broken and buried under the pieces of broken glass, a zombie with a trashcan on its head was trashing on the floor trying to get up. Funny enough, the trashcan was still on its head and did not fall of after crashing on the glass wall. Well, it would be really hard to remove the trashcan that it was forced to wear as it can barely fit its head.

Then, Mark was stupefied, not because of the trashcan zombie but because the bodies of some of the zombies he just killed started twitching and slowly stood up. And he realized that those who stood up once more are those whose heads, no, rather, the brains are still intact.

"I messed up."

When he saw that zombie who died because of the fatal injury it had on its chest, he thought that these zombies might be similar to the green flu infected in some video game series. Fast, strong and can be killed by normal means of killing. To think he that was mistaken. It was a good lesson for him. Don't treat real life as some kind of game though he still thinks that the crappiest game of all is reality.

Then he noticed something else with gave him a clearer idea of what is happening making his eyes light up. He immediately shot back to rejoin the group and left the zombies that just stood up.

It was just a normal morning but it was unknown to many that the apocalypse already started.

The origin was not determined but the infected started to appear after a cosmic event happened just outside of the Earth’s atmosphere.

The people and animals turned into man-eating mutants and zombies while some of the lucky ones gained superhuman abilities. Every living creature that had not "turned" started to evolve as the whole world was affected by the Mutagen.

However, it seemed that Earth also had its hidden side that humans would discover in a very uncanny way.

And was Mutagen the last of it?

Unfortunately, not.

Follow Mark, an Otaku, a Gamer, and a Shut-in that got trapped in the middle of the apocalypse due to an uncanny reason. Using his unconventional thinking, knowledge, and abilities, how far can he go in surviving the apocalypse filled with zombies, mutated beings, and dangerous people as a survivor in a world that was changing for the worse.

It's weird how often you hear it; the scream, the gunshot, then hundreds of moaning and groaning sounds from the horde of the undead you just alerted!
I groaned in response to the loud bantering between the horde as they journeyed to the survivor, often it consisted of who would get what part of the body. I enjoyed staying back, away from the gruesome attack on the person's body, their entrails were not on the list of things I wanted to see.
Funny, huh! Never thought, in my life as an eighteen-year-old girl, would I, Maya Johnson, be thinking of someone's entrails. I shivered at the thought.
Yes, I, Maya Johnson, was a zombie. One of the many undead creatures covering the Earth to make the living miserable.
It's ironic really, we spend a large majority of our lives ruling zombies out as an unlikely possibility. We shoot them in video games, and dress up as them on Halloween. Then in a blink of an eye your little sister Susie is devouring a nice, big, human hot-dog.
I watched as my dear friend Cody stumbled his way over to me, with a nice chunk of meat in his hands.
"Here you are, Maya." Cody says plopping the piece of meat in my hands. Such delicacy.
I bit into the piece of meat, the blood dripping down my face... Although I was a zombie that craved human flesh, there was a part of my brain that wasn't screwed up, and that part refused to imagine this piece of meat as anything other than a juicy hamburger.
I glared up at Cody as I wiped my mouth with my sleeve. Cody was blonde with green eyes; he was one of the more attractive undead. He wasn't one of the one's that were totally disembodied. Some of us had it lucky, we got one bite and that's it. The rest of them, well they weren't all there, if y'know what I mean.
Cody and I met soon after I was bitten by that devil spawn of a man, he was the cause of this murderous life I live.
"Hey Riley," Cody said smiling at his best friend.
Riley walked up to Cody and I with a cheeky smile on his face. His black hair blowing in the wind and his hazel eyes sparkling with mischief. He was so gorgeous in every way, except for his God awful personality!
"I just enjoy insulting the meal, they look so confused." Riley said snickering. You see, although we can communicate with each other quite easily, when it comes to human's not so much. We know this because a brave undead man named Henry walked up to his wife trying to convince her that it was still him. I guess she didn't get the memo, she shot poor Henry in the head... Tragedy, really. So after a few more people tried speaking or even acting something out we realized all we will ever be viewed as is slow rotting corpses with the same dead facial expressions.
"I don't even know how that's funny. Isn't the whole point of insulting someone to see their reaction?" I retorted, crossing my arms.
"Aw, Maya, you're not still mad about that bite are you?" Riley mockingly said sticking out his bottom lip.
Sadly, it was true. Riley, the gorgeous undead man right in front of me was the devil spawn who bit me! It was when this all began; I was walking on the sidewalk of a street when he ran into me then stumbled a few feet. Being the considerate person I am, I tried to help him, and in return I got teeth marks engraved in my hand. So I punched him and ran home. Only to have a very strange phenomenon take place, it was only a few hours after the bite that I started feeling sick, then a few more hours later, I felt my heart stop.
It was like getting hit by a bus in all honesty, not that I've been hit by one. But I imagine, it is what it would feel like. Just suddenly, all at once, nothing. Trust and believe I was really panicked when this first happened. I looked in the mirror and my skin lost all the tan I worked hard for, my eyes were dull, and I looked awful.
Although the world outside was blazing with fear and disaster, it still hadn't quite processed. I think it really hit me when I stepped outside and saw a living person. The crave inside me made me want to wretch on the spot. I wanted the flesh of the person in front of me, I wanted it so bad that I would have killed them.
I stood there for a while processing the cravings I was enduring, when I noticed another person approaching my target. He slowly grabbed the panicked lady who swung a little too close, and received a nice bite from my best friend, Cody.
However, Cody, he wasn't one to stop at one bite. I think this was the first ultimate kill I witnessed. After the very vile event I swore never to kill someone, I would fend off of leftovers. And that's exactly what started my friendship with Cody, I just sauntered on over to him and asked him if he could give me some. He obliged, although he did so looking very confused.
The moment I sank my teeth into the flesh of a once living human being, I knew for sure.
I was a zombie,
And I was going to hate every second of it.

Living as the undead sucks! You are always slow, mumble when you talk, and you are only understood by the other zombies. If only that blasted zombie hadn't bitten me! I could be escaping with some hot guy away from this disaster of a life, but no, here I am, a zombie, and it sucks!

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               °•○● - Step 8       /T

Hours passed. The waiting was difficult for everyone. No one spoke, except for a few soldiers on duty, who occasionally distributed needs. Almost two hundred soldiers stood in and on the wall in small groups. When the news was finally received, observers gave the message at similar times.
"It's zombies!"
"Zombies are coming!"
"Their numbers are at least one thousand. But probably thousands. It may be five, even ten thousand!"
Two different groups were dispatched to the south and north sides of the town. Two scout groups, after examining the speed of the approaching herd, turned back to come to town. At that time, everyone in town who received the message breathed a sigh of relief.
"We can handle it." Relieved by the voice of Morsh, Eren decided to stay where he was temporarily sitting on the wall. After all, Zombies were stupid things that moved slowly and couldn't fly. The top of the wall would be the safest place during the collision.
Despite Morsh's anxious gaze, Eren wanted to stay on the wall. As the wait continued, the pain in his head and the feeling he received from the surroundings grew stronger.
"Are we sure it's a zombie horde?"
The soldiers below didn't hear it, but many on the wall heard Eren's question. Worried eyes locked on Morsh and Eren.
"What do you mean?"
Eren shook his head.
The headache got so bad. He was sure that the three pain-killers he took half an hour ago weren't working at all.
He smiled a little when he managed to light the cigarette in his hand despite a strong wind. "I haven't seen a zombie before. Yet, the feeling I get feels like it's not a zombie, it feels like an intelligent and predatory animal. I think we should be prepared for more."
Morsh took Eren with him and went downstairs. It was like a tunnel that Lara had previously used to take out the group on night duty. They entered a tunnel that was technically inside the town but went under it a lot. As they walked, the roads widened but became darker. They walked for a while and reached a room full of cages.
"There's one zombie inside that was caught the day Nihan died. We're still keeping it alive. There were a few more, but they're constantly being wasted on experimenting. The only useful thing about their bodies is making experiments for different fields. I even forgot that this was still here."
He let in Eren in a place where there were tables full of technological tools. It could even be a stylish underground office on Earth. Or a bank office without a window. But the zombie inside, which looked opposite of Hollywood movies style, spoiled the environment.
Eren approached the big cage and examined the zombie. It was acting more calmly than he expected.
"Don't get too close."
"Sure."
[Why would I do that?]
As Eren got closer just a step or two, the zombie suddenly turned his head as if it could smell him! It was like a horror-movie scene. His eyes were, contrary to what was expected, normal human eyes.
There was little bruising on his skin, but it looked very much like a normal human being. The redness in the zombies' eyes wasn't even as exaggerated in the movies. It just looked like the bloody eyes a normal person would have when not sleeping for two days.
Besides, it didn't even smell as bad as books said.
As Eren approached, the zombie made sudden moves. It was clear that it was examining the place where it could extend its arm through the bars. When Eren stopped just at the border, the zombie thought it would stretch out its arm and catch Eren as if it was a very clever move.
There were simple expressions on the zombie's face, but they were very childish and basic level.
"Isn't it like a child? Like a 1-2 years old child who can't speak and has no logic except hunting." Morsh was serious, but there was also a relief in his voice that found this comforting. The fact that these zombies weren't clever, seemed to be what this commander enjoyed the most in this world.
Eren weighed the sensation he got from this zombie and threw the almost-finished cigarette from his hand. He took another one when he shared his opinion.
"The ones coming from the outside are maybe zombies. But the feeling I get is definitely not from a zombie!
What I feel is the same feeling I get from that wild cat. We are dealing with a beastly hunter. This zombie has a humanoid and empty feeling. But it is certainly not beastly.
Morsh, I think you should prepare for more."
The handsome commander nodded and reached for the cigarette pack in Eren's hand. When Eren handed the package over, Morsh took it in his hand and took out a cigarette. He was planning at that moment and just closed his eyes. Morsh put the cigarette between his lips but didn't light it in the end.
He looked so tired that even when Eren lit his cigarette, Morsh's eyes did not open. Stress was a disgusting feeling pressures people, and Morsh was feeling enormous stress today.
Hours later, expensive-looking and mysterious weapons were added to the wall. Weapons were brought with Morsh's insistence, despite the objections of the town's rulers. While other commanders and a man who appeared to be the town's governor tried to prevent him, Morsh persistently placed the weapons.
At that moment, Tris whispered to Eren. "Even one of these guns is more expensive than anything and everything in this town."
Eren smiled and joked. "You're exaggerating like he put an atomic bomb on the wall."
"Oh! How do you know? Has Morsh told you? I think he trusts you a lot. It's classified information."
Eren accidentally dropped the cigarette in his mouth. It has fallen to the ground from the watchtower.
He cursed behind his unfinished cigarette. [I shouldn't have said this. Now we will use atomic bombs. This is for sure  thanks to Asshole-Morphies Law!]


                                    ........
"War is a mess full of expectations, blood, and a lot of sicknesses. The plans made by different sides are often useless and you encounter many unexpected things. No enemy will attack as expected or move straight to be killed by you. There are always counter plans and moves to harm you.
What isn't described in most movies and books is that almost no plans were prepared before real wars. It starts in an instant and you have to focus on the current situations and give orders with changes.
This is also the real reason why a commander joins the war."
                                    .......
 
Eren noticed these details after talking with Morsh. He was trying to explain the modern tactics of the old battles on Earth. He summarized many tv shows, different concepts of animations, and comics. There were tons of different zombie horde games he played on the computer and consols. 
Morsh had a lot of fun with what he was telling. Even the most basic and beautiful tactics Eren saw on Earth weren't taken seriously by this commander. He even recorded what Eren said on a video with his comm.
Eren wondered if what he said was funny, but couldn't find anything to laugh at in his sentences.
"War is won by instant decisions. It is also lost with a momentary decision made by either side. That's it..."
Morsh thought. [Moreover, the zombies in front of us are a plain horde without a commander. But what Eren said could probably work against mutants and monsters. I have to watch this video after this event end!]
..

It was already afternoon when the first zombies appeared on the horizon. Seeing that darkness would collapse in a maximum of an hour or two, the soldiers were getting happier and more relaxed.
"Zombies have a lot of bad traits compared to other monsters, mutants, and weird lifeforms. Their biggest disadvantage is that they can't do shit at night."
Eren then chatted for minutes about zombie biology with Morsh.
It was Eren's bad luck that Lara came right during this conversation. A few minutes of chatter turned into a one-hour-long biology lesson. This knowledgeable and serious woman gave Eren all the details, including "Significance of Zombies in History".
Eren took ten packs of cigarettes when the soldier who brought the orders from the town came. He packed them in his bag under food packages. Eren took the last one from his pack and put it in his mouth before throwing the pack to the ground. 
After his first breath from the cigarette, Eren studied the darkness Lara showed.
"When zombies are in the dark, they don't dare to exhaust the energy they get from the sun and from what they eat. They move freely throughout the day because they can take in energy all the time, but they have to stand still at night. There is a risk that their energy runs out and their bodies die suddenly at night. It's basically like solar panel logic."
Eren said. "Well then let's go kill this them while the idiots aren't moving!"
Eren said halfway through the long lesson. And the moment he said it, he regretted it. Lara, who has gone into the old and long history of war with zombies, brought a new taste to the history lessons with shining eyes.
Eren regretted asking questions again. "In short, they don't move with a simple instinct. They can still move and start attacking like daytime when they sense danger or prey. So how many hours of energy do they have at night?"
"The blood cells of an average zombie, biologically, work like this ... ....% & / (^ ......! ... allows him to fight at his maximum power for at least five hours. If he moves a little slower, a zombie can fight a normal prey all night. And the amount of energy spent on it's legs ..% & / + ^ ....."
Eren realized that the Zombies just pressed the "stop-pause" button at night and if you tickle the dragon's tail, they would start attacking immediately.
When it got dark, the zombie-horde approaching the town started to stand out in scenery. It was filling the scenery little by little. 
But luckily for the soldiers, when the sun went down the zombies really stood in their places. Almost all of them collapsed in similar seconds. Some seemed to sit or throw themselves sideways because of their damaged bodies.
Compared to the zombie that Eren had seen in the underground lab, these were more brutal and Hollywood-themed ones. Their red eyes and skin colors were humanic. Yet, their bloody clothes or naked bodies full of wounds echoed the word "Zombieeee!!!".
Eren felt his heart was beating much faster than normal. The excitement of the morning was replaced by anxiety and fear. The number of zombie-horde was so many that Eren would turn around and flee to the other side if he wasn't on the high walls.
He constantly looked at his DNA features from his comm. He had to remind himself that he wasn't in his old and weak state from Earth. Cigarette packs were running out one by one, and the worry on his face could no longer be concealed.
Around this time, Tris was called from a different location. She kissed Eren for a long time before she left. 
What Tris said and the experienced Morsh's advice weren't working. Whatever Eren did, his anxiety didn't decrease but increased.
That night was one of the most exciting and stressful nights of his life.
..

He was not the man of a great love story or adventure. He was a regular student about to take a trip to Europe. But Eren found himself in a different world than getting on a plane and landing in England.
The new world had hellish chaos and dangerous creatures brought by the future.
  Between the cigarette in his hand and his sexual relations with many women, all he wants is to get through the day without dying.
  Every adventure in this alien world is like a stepping stone and every woman he meets while climbing the ladder will add something to him. But each one will also take something from it. That's the price to go higher. Even the Gods cannot escape this fate as they climb this ladder.
* We will watch the fantastic battle of a person who loses something from himself on every step. As the days pass, it will be further away from its old form. He will become more and more distant from being a human as time passes.
* Hope you enjoy this weird saga ;)

Has your mother ever told you, never ever, NEVER take anything offered by a stranger?
No? Ok, then take this from me. When a stranger, especially someone who looked like a dude who never showered, has long unwashed hair, has bad breath, flies lingering around and with dirty hands offering you the latest zombie game software, you should say, "Geez mister, thanks but no thanks. My mom always say never take stuff from stranger," And then, you turn around and run for your life.
No, even if the guy looks like he showered, you should not take anything if he is a stranger. Even it's the game software you desperately want.  
Guess who never took that advice? Me.
That's why when moment I woke up in a wooden plank bed on the floor, in a room dusty and hot room which looked like a freaking shed, I know I am screwed. I am not in my room. My head's spinning and I heard funny noises outside, what sounded like a mixture of moans and a lot, I mean, a LOT of gun shot sounds. I don't know what's happening and I don't feel like dying.
Then you must wonder how on earth do I have the time to write this diary entry? Let me start from the beginning.
Before I woke up in a dusty and hot room which looked like a freaking shed, actually, in the real world I am a, newbie but decent computer game designer and tester for this lousy cheapo company. Ok, my boss is the cheapo ass. The company's not that cheap. I joined this company because I love games and I have to prove to my mother that gaming can actually put food on the table and so she can stop sending me allowances every other week, I know. I am embarrassed. I kinda enjoy my work there because I get to create games with other cool geek colleagues of mine, one is Mich, a girl who insists we call her Beach, don't ask why and another cool dude we call Limo. Don't ask me why his name is Limo either. Told us his dad was a limo driver. Maybe that's why. Anyway, moving on.
My name is Touya369. Ok. My professional GAMER name, is Touya369. Touya is the name of my favorite character of this old anime I watched when I was a kiddo and 369, well, it was easy to type on a vertical keyboard. Laptop is a pain. Get? Other times, people call me Nine because I was born on the September 9th, at 9.09 am in 19xx. Shit, I'm not a millennial like ya'll.
Anyway, how I got into this weird situation was messy and fuzzy. First off, our competitor, the other ass company, decided to release the pre-order zombie game called Zombiettack just one freaking day before the launch of MY own zombie game, Attack Of The Zombies. Hey, I know the first three words sound like something familiar but it's not what you are thinking about, no. My team and I were developing this game, our baby, with our heart, mind and soul, blood and sweat and a lot of lost sleep.
The worse thing is, the preview of Zombiettack was similar to Attack Of The Zombies.  From the character designs, the plot and backgrounds, graphics, specs, like 99.99%. The only thing different were the background music. You have to give that Zombiettack has slightly cooler songs but that's not the point. Attack Of The Zombies was my baby with Beach and Limo! Like it's a team baby! With two dads and one mom, ok, that doesn't sound so right. The three of us were working on the project so to have our work plagiarized and being accused at the plagiarizer the moment our baby hit the market, I knew I needed to do something.
The three of us were desperate to get hold of the actual copy of Zombiettack and see for ourselves. We just have to. That's why I went online, lurked and found the forum comparing both our releases. Obviously, my baby doesn't get the good reviews once we were accused of plagiarizing the other. Hell no.
Somehow, I managed to find someone who claimed to have a copy of the actual game even it wasn't released yet. How? Who cares but I need to get a copy of the freaking game so I agreed to meet a total stranger, in a quiet alley. That's where I met someone who looked like a dude who never showered, has long unwashed hair, has bad breath, flies lingering around and with dirty hands offering me the latest zombie game software. When I was digging my bag pack for my wallet to pay him and look up, the dude was gone. Poof. Into thin air. That should have been the sign kids but like any dumb ass, I didn't even notice. I was only excited, I mean, anxious to study the stupid game.
I ran straight home, got on video calls with Beach and Limo to dissect this together. We needed proof that this game is NOT at all similar to our baby. Our lives depend on this. Ok, our pockets and livelihood depend on this too.
The opening sequence of the game was pretty standard. It allowed me options to play solo or with other people, making it multiplayers. I decided I'll take the first dive.
The screen flash brightly on my screen. Too bright actually and that's when I felt myself being pulled in by a force. Like I'm floating and flying forward. You know, like those Avenger flying style? That. 
That was the last thing I remembered before I blacked out. Ok, let me stop here and fight some zombie before I come back and tell you more.
Signing off,
Touya369

Touya369 wakes up in a dusty shed and was roped off to fight zombies! What the heck!? It looked like the game he designed! What's happening? He was supposed to be dissecting a game but seems like the only way to go back to his world is clearing this game. Wait, Beach and Limo are here too but they don't seem to recognize him! What's going on?

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