Self-Insert into various Hentai Manga. Original Character x Massive Harem. Containing adult scenes, you have been warned.

Note;
-Weak Plot
-Weak Grammar
-It may destroy your brain-cell

Read with your own risk. That's it.

Just your Run of the mill Everyday life with a System

After knowing that Polygamy exist in this world, he sigh in relief it seems that he doesn't need to hold back anymore.

He thought the path to harem would be hard for him, however this world seems asking him to 'Go on, get your waifus I support you.'

This world was perfect for a harem protagonist. Though this world has Polygamy it doesn't mean that his future girlfriends would accept that I would have another lover than them.

But he could work on that, at least now he knew Polygamy exist it wouldn't too hard to convince his future lovers.

(A/N : I want to explain better than this, but this is the best I could. 😅)

The two of them finally finished their date, as they became a couple they held hands while walking.

It's a proof that Hito is Sakura's property, and Sakura is Hito's property, it would reduce attracting some thots while doing this.

While they were walking. Sakura proudly shows off that she and Hito are officially a couple.

Hito looked at his phone, and spoke.

"Sakura, it seems that today's trip is going to end. I still have plans this afternoon."

"Eh? What kind of plan is it to tell me!" Unlike before she couldn't ask something as direct as this, because it's like prying at his private life. At that time she was too shy to do that because they are just 'Friends', but now she doesn't need to hold back, she wants to know, she wants to know him even more!

That's her job as his girlfriend. Hito decided to tell her about Ryōzanpaku, because there isn't any reason to hide it from her, especially that she is his girlfriend.

Hito slowly told her about it, he joined a Dojo and he needed to go and practice there everyday. He also told him that he shouldn't be late or it will be really hard for him.

Hearing that Sakura understood, but was also surprised and then suddenly, she said something unexpected again.

"I want to join in that Ryōzanpaku Dojo or something!"

Hito looked at her with a blank expression, and thought 'Are you serious? There is no way I'm letting you die!'

He immediately refused to let her join no matter what! Hito understood how terrifying that Dojo is, yes it's absolutely a good place to learn Martial Arts, however it could literally take your life!

The training there is no joke! No ordinary human could possibly take the Dojo's training!

Well yes Kenichi was ordinary, however he is also not, because his Willpower isn't something an ordinary human has!

If it weren't for that fact, he would have long quit already! 

Hearing that her new boyfriend refused to let her join, she pouts. Sakura thought that there was some secret there that Hito wouldn't let her see.

So he doesn't want her to join! Suspicious! She thought 'Is it a woman?!'

(A/N : Girl if you only know...tsk tsk!)

Sakura was 1% right, but the 99% is not letting her experience a hellish training that she could essentially die at any time.

Hito doesn't care when she'll meet the girls at the Dojo, she said it herself she's fine with him having multiple lovers.

He hopes that Sakura wouldn't be so foolish to actually follow him, and join Ryōzanpaku.

Because she'll probably think that the place is a hell on Earth. 

While they were talking, about totally random stuff, suddenly someone shouted.

"Sakura! It's really you! Who the hell is that guy?! Why are you two holding hands?"

It was Kyoko, Sakura's best friend. Kyoko thought that the person which she saw wasn't Sakura; however, she didn't expect that it was really her!

Not just that she was shocked to see her walking and laughing with a handsome guy while holding hands, she thought that the guy looked familiar but she didn't care about that right now.

The more important thing is why are they holding hands?!

Sakura was surprised for a moment, and then she smiled, she waved her hands toward Kyoko.

"Kyoko! Come here! I didn't expect you to be in this place."

Kyoko went toward them, and then she pointed at Hito's face with an irritated expression.

"Sakura! Who is this?!"

Sakura chuckled, and replied.

"My boyfriend of course!" She said with a proud tone.

Kyoko was stunned, "W-what?! Your boyfriend?! Sakura are you for real?? You just broke up with Takahiro 3 weeks ago, and now you have a new one?!"

Sakura's expression turned angry, and coldly replied.

"Kyoko! I don't want to hear that name ever again! That guy isn't even considered as my boyfriend!"

Seeing that Sakura was angry, Kyoko decided to not speak about that guy anymore, she rarely saw Sakura angry!

Hito suddenly started to think 'Takahiro huh...if I remember correctly...it's that persistent guy...okay let's add him to my beat up list.' both of the girls didn't know that Hito was already taking a mental note.

He looked at both friends, the atmosphere had gotten tense for them, he decided to speak up.

"Kyoko! It's been a while! It's really sad that you couldn't recognize me!"

Kyoko's attention was shifted into Hito, and confusedly replied.

"Excuse me? Do I know you?"

Before Hito could reply, Sakura did it for him.

"Do you remember Tadano-kun?"

Kyoko bluntly spoke, "Yeah? The plain looking guy, what about it?"

Sakura was trying to hold back her laugh, but ended up a failure.

"Pfft- hahahahaha! Kyoko! This guy is Tadano the plain looking guy you speak of!" She pointed at Hito, whose face is twitching.

He thought 'Am I really that plain?! I shouldn't be that plain right?' he refused to accept that his old appearance was plain! It should be slightly above average right??

Kyoko looked at Hito with disbelief, her expression is like seeing a goat that could fly!

"No way! He's that guy?! No way!!"

Her expression is really priceless, Hito decided to unmute the system, he missed it already.

'Unmute' 

Then the familiar Dinging sound is back!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

Ding! 1+ Surprise Point!

'I miss this sound' Hito thought, he looked at the shock beyond belief Kyoko and said.

"Okay, I know my change is unbelievable alright? But DO YOU REALLY NEED TO REACT THAT MY CHANGE IS LIKE THE WORLD IS GONNA END?!!"

Kyoko was silent, and Sakura laughed.

( END- )

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Okay someone suggested I should put the titles of which Anime, Manga, Doujishi, the harem candidates came from.

Here is it.

List Of Harem Candidates

Shouko Komi ( Komi-san Can't Communicate )

Sakura Yamauchi ✓ ( I Want to Eat Your Pancreas )

Saki Yoshida ( 177013 ) I dare you to search it in Nhentai!

Carla Yeager ( Attack On Titan )

Miu Furinji ( Kenichi : The Mightiest Disciple )

Shigure Kosaka ( Kenichi : The Mightiest Disciple )

Kuroka ( Highschool Dxd )

Yoruichi ( Bleach )

Shirone ( Highschool Dxd )

*Important Note* Don't take it seriously, none of this are real, the characters in this story is not mine.

I Created This for the sake of improving my writing skills, feel free to criticize this is just me writing a Fictional story with a complicated plots.

A Young man from Earth, was suddenly Transmigrated in the body of Tadano Hitohito. The protagonist of Komi-san can't communicate.

Tadano which is now an entirely different person, the young man who had been Transmigrated from Tadano's body couldn't remember anything from his past besides the Anime, Manga and Novels he reads.

He thought that he'll live peacefully in this Rom-com world with his fated partner Shoko Komi, but he suddenly receives a System!

This is the story of a certain girl. Her life is not stable in terms of money, but she is genius. She look at the human as rotten, but she is beautiful that have black hair, no makeup nor foundation… it's just a pure beauty that you can see in her face. But she is irritated in her own beauty. 
You can say that she want to be alone. But those gazes made her hates the human, lust, jealousy, and hatred those eye looks at her. As you can see she is annoyed on those gaze, and the truth is she is more annoyed that every day she experience it that every day everyone look at her with those gaze.
Her name is Mira Francesca, 18 years old, living as a student. Everything is normal for her, but somehow she stand out too much. She can't tell the difference between beauty and average. But student and every people who saw her, say that she is beautiful or perfect wife. 'I hate that kind of human' as she keeps saying in herself. Just hate them.
And she was annoyed how people decide on their own how they recognize others as beautiful and not. She is standing too much 'I am standing too much because I am pretty'. Well that is to say they are all like that… everyone look at her just following their instinct whenever they saw beautiful being… you can say they are all scum of all.
Therefore, in the end she grow to hate human.

Ngami: "their annoying as always right?"

Ngami, her friends and classmate in the school they're entering, she is genius but she did not stand out too much, because of her short hair and stylish glasses… she's not popular because Mira attracts more attention than her. She loves to read novels and manga she also watch anime but her specialty is sometimes out of league by Mira… she's into BL (Boys Love).

Ngami: "don't mind them."

And her everyday life start with this annoying feeling of her, being stared by boys and girls. Scum always stay scum in her eyes and it will never be change. Other people ask why she loathe her own being. well the answer she say is simple… "if people is made by fair why people itself always see me as pretty than the other girls". 
The simplest answer she wants to say is nobody has made as fair from the start that's why everybody envy the superior being and only watch their superiors back.
Call her a monster if you want but this is how she see the world, you can loathe her and she will also loathe you that's how she live. 

Ngami: "you're looking at them as trash as always… well it can't be help because what I am after for is not the lust of boys to girls but another boys."

If only Ngami choose the norms world… she will become beauty itself. But world is unfair that's why she become like that.

Mira: "*Sigh*, if only you change your taste I think your pretty itself."

Ngami: "no need to concern about me, this is where my joy can be founded."

She said it many times, she said it to Mira many times that it become more than enough to irritates her. Mira is more concern in her life than herself. Well in the end, as the class started her life is simple as always… she got the highest score in the class, she is still top in the school, and people looks at her with admiration. Everything is fine and she like how it turns out.

Ngami: "you're really genius Mira."

Mira: "don't praise me everyone can do this if they only invest more time to study."

Yes if only people is not lazy and corrupted being. This is why she loathe her own being, she don't know why she saw the dark side of the human being but after she saw it she started to hate them one by one. If you easily read how people act, you will also simply hate them. For example, people will not starve from the start if there is no management who steal money.


For Mira's life and point of view, nobody would be poor if nobody tried to be fool. Living in peaceful life is what Mira's only want to have, but wanting a peaceful life is like asking for miracle… you could never achieve it no matter how hard you try. You could only feel the peaceful but you could never have a perfect peaceful.
'The world is truly unfair for us' as Mira always voice out in her minds, because Mira live in poor lifestyle she become aware to this world. Talent? Knowledge? Or Grades? None of them could be used in the near future because the thought of thinking like that is only an idiot. Yes, you could get job, work hard, and get payment.
But for those who born as a rich people from the start their life has been tied in having a work without working so hard like the others.
As the time passes for Mira she keeps walking while being irritated somehow, because a student like her was working so hard, BUT only found her surrounding school mate flirting with the opposite sex… 'how annoying, it's makes me burst out in anger'.
This is supposed to be school that could be learned by teaching the student. She could not comprehend why everyone of them is doing like that while in the school.

Ngami: "… piss off again?"

Ngami who always look for Mira beside her smile, like she knew what Mira's thinking inside her head. It's funny how you can predict some people thinking in just simple looking at them, that's how Ngami feels right now.

Mira: "hey, Ngami this is school right? not a park or flirting area?"

Somehow Ngami suddenly feel danger about that question… 'she is really piss off today' as Ngami thought. If she answer this wrongly Mira would vent her anger to Ngami… she know it because Mira did it before.

Ngami: "w-well this is school, your corre—"

Mira: "--but why? Why? Their doing that shit in this school?"

'Scary, scary... she's beyond in help because of her odd thinking about human beings' as Ngami think. Well that's how this two every days life become so Ngami could bear with it somehow… but for the others who could hear Mira… some of them whisper to their friends just like now.

When a genius girl found herself in a pinch where she would be force to marry a man who she did not even know. What kind of life would she have if she choose between to accept the marriage or to refuse the marriage.

"Hey, don't just put that vase there!" I shouted.
"Eh, why?" Noah ask.
"Put it there!" I said.
And he put the vase in the corner just as I said. Its been five years already since we reincarnated, we got use to magic and meeting bizarre creatures and since I don't really like interacting we decided to make a house far from villages. Still though the more I think about it the more it makes me nervous.
---(Flashback: Five years ago)---
"Listen, just because were married doesn't mean we can do it, okay!" I said.
"Eh, don't you wanna do it with me though." Noah said with a sad face.
"Well of course I do!" I said.
"Then how about when we turn eighteen then, when we turn eighteen we'll do it!" He said with a excited face.
"Well..."
"Not good?" He ask.
"Okay! When the both of us are eighteen, okay!" I said.
"Yeah! I'll hold back until then." Noah said.
---(Present)---
There are only nine months left before the both of us turn eighteen. Not to mention I actually got use to this body, I can't believe that I have to show me back then to do it. 
"What do you wanna eat?" I ask.
"Well I guess fish, hehehe. Anything that's meat!" He replied.
"Your awfully happy." I said.
"Well yeah!" He replied.
We ate grilled fish for now and will go hunting for money later. Though its surprising to how well we adapted to our lives here. 
"I'm going to feed them!" I said.
"Okay!" Noah replied.
Where are they anyway? I whistled loudly and our familiars or pets came. Feeding them is a bit taxing but having them around is really great. They really look cute and innocent if only I didn't get to see how they brutally eat everyday. I took five chickens from the mini chicken pen house Noah created. There's only two of them but they need to eat at least ten whole chickens everyday. Sigh. Look at them go, they are seriously torturing them instead of killing them swiftly. By any chance, did they came from a race of sadists?
"Noah!" I shouted.
"Yup yup!" He replied.
"You should take a bath now, I'll go right afterwards." I said.
"I'm not a kid you know, I don't need to being kept reminded!" He said.
"Right, right," I replied.
"But of course we can take it together if you want (wink)" He said with a smug face.
"I though you weren't a child anymore, hmm" I said mockingly.
"Fine!" He said.
While the girls are eating and Noah is taking a bath, I went ahead and prepared our equipment for the hunt. We need to find more chickens that's for sure! 
"Hey! I'm done!" Noah shouted.
"So fast!" I replied.
"Well I have things to do and I'm also very excited, so you know!" Noah said happily.
Oh well, I should take my bath now. Still, even I already got use to seeing 'this' part of me.
"Oh your done." Noah said.
"Yeah... what the hell is that?" I ask.
"Oh this. Its just a little toy I got from the other day, I hid it so the dogs wont find it" He said.
"Dogs? They act more of a wolf than a dog though." I replied.
"Eh, really?! Well we aren't a veterinarian to be well verse in this kinda things. Anyway, does it even matter wheter they're a dog or wolf, they came from the same family anyways." He said.
Noah look at me and smirk. I raise a brow, trying to figure why he suddenly smiled liked that.
"Let's go!" He shouted.
"Hey, what's the smirk for?!" I ask.
"Oh nothing, I just remembered something hilarious, that's all!" He said.
What the hell is up with him anyway. Lately he's been giddy and a bit tipsy though he's complete sober which eliminates the option that he'd drink. Actually he never drink before! He probably have some ulterior motives.
"I'll set up the barrier and illusion spell on the house, go and put our stuffs on the carriage.
We went to the nearest city which was about three kilometers to go to the guild. Being an adventurer and doing quest is really fun, after all this was the kind of life both of us wanted. A lot of anime and manga help us onto how to use our powers which was really cringy but fun.
As a former teacher, to see the past like this is also a treat! I don't really like history that much, but in this world it surely hits different! 
"Storm, Shadow, you can shrink now" I said.
Storm and Shadow began to get smaller and they grew wings. This part of them is really convenient since having two ferocious familiars like them in a monster-free city is really nerve wracking. The incident that happened two years ago when a summoner summoned a demon for experiments in his laboratory, the knights raided and confiscated all his belongings and was decided by the higher echelon to banish him forever. Obviously we don't want to be force to travel to a further city just because our pets look scary.
"Are there any fun mission?" Noah ask the receptionist.
"Well there is something 'exciting'  for you two!" She replied.
"Really?!" Noah said in excitement.
Isn't he a bit over the top today. The Noah before we died never showed his excited and happy face to anyone other than me before but now his doing pretty well with interacting with them. He even became the guild's most popular guy! Well I'm not denying the fact his cool and handsome, but the way he acts is more of an extrovert than an introvert. It's not like I'm jealous or anything of course, it just irritates me how he talks with people as if his flirting with them! Tch!
"Hey! We got a mission!" Noah said.
"What kind?" I ask.
"An investigation mission. We need to investigate if there are any abnormal monster behavior in the outskirts of the city in the western side of the forest since there were reports that they started to act more aggressive than the usual." He said.
"And how is that fun?" I ask with a frown face.
"Because we can look new things and also feed the two while were at it. There are plenty of wild boars and dears there after all! So we should go now!" He said.
"Well it's beneficial for all of us... Fine!" I replied.
I have the feeling that he'll surprise me later. Are there any occasions at all today? I guess I'll check it on my calendar later then.

In Noah and Amber's wedding day they got into a car accident. As an apology, God gave them life in another world where monsters exist and with magic. God made them choose wheter they can go to heaven or have another life in another world starting as 12-year old kids. They then chose the reincarnation route, little did they know that both of them reincarnated as guys.

They arrived in the Shounen Jump at noon. 

"This is my first time here," Utaha said. She had only come to his novel publisher company and had never come here.

"Well, but you have met Iida several times right?" Yuuki said. 

Utaha remembered his editor who came from time to time to bring his manuscript to the company. She nodded at her, "Let's enter." She couldn't wait to see a newcomer who came nervously to this company. 

""I don't understand how you can get that excited," Eriri said while shaking her head, even though she said that her expression betrayed her words. She was quite looking around similar to a child who entered an amusement park. This would be her first time to enter this place since she published her manga in the 'Weekly Shounen Gongon'. She was also nervous since she felt that she had become a company spy. 

Utaha ignored her and held his hand to enter the building. 

"Wait for me!!!" Eriri ran toward them. 

Three of them entered the building at the same time. 

Yuuki didn't wear his glasses since it made it easy for them to know him and the people in this place were quite scarce and he didn't need to worry about fans that it was too much to handle. Thought when he entered he saw a commotion in front of the receptionist. 

"I don't want to draw! I'm very tired! Give me a break!" 

"No! The deadline is in a few days! You need to draw!" 

"Who is that?" Utaha asked with interest. She thought it was quite an interesting scene. 

"They're a mangaka and his editor," Yuuki said. 

"Really?" Eriri looked in disbelief. 

The man who was whining turned his head and saw him. He couldn't help but run toward him, "Yuuki-Boss!!!" He jumped and hugged his leg, "Help me! I don't want to draw, tell him to stop!" 

His editor who saw him started to get nervous, "Boss...." He hoped that he could help him. 

Yuuki nodded at this man, "Hiramaru, listen, why did you start to draw manga?" He spoke with a tone similar to a parent who tried to talk with his children. 

"Why did I start to draw manga?" Hiramaru was stunned and looked at him. He remembered the days when he started to draw manga and it was painful. He had a day that he couldn't sleep since he needed to finish his manuscript. He had never seen the sun and only holed up in his room drawing a manga everyday. 

"Why? Why am I starting to draw manga?" Hiramaru was similar to a lost lamb who was trying to find his salvation. 

"Hiramaru....." Yoshida had a complex emotion when he saw his expression. He thought that it had been very hard for him. 

"Remember, the thing that you said to me the first time you met me," Yuuki crouched down and patted his shoulder, "You want to become popular right?" 

Hiramaru looked up at him. 

"You want to drive a car and have a beautiful girlfriend, right?" Yuuki asked and added, "Answer me, Hiramaru! Do you want to become popular?" 

"YES, I WANT TO BECOME POPULAR!!!!" Hiramaru shouted. He felt that the spirit inside his soul had been reignited. 

"Good, keep that spirit, keep drawing manga and become popular!" Yuuki said. 

"Yes, I will!!!" Hiramaru nodded and looked at the two beautiful girls beside him, "Who are they?" He felt a bit shy since they were very beautiful. 

"This is my girlfriend, and this is a mangaka from 'Weekly Shounen Gongon'," Yuuki said. 

Hiramaru couldn't believe it, "Is she really mangaka?" He thought that mangaka was mostly male and there wasn't any female.

"Hiramaru, there are a lot of cute girls who draw a manga, when your manga is popular, you have a chance to talk with them, at the same time, you can use that chance to know her, make her become your girlfriend, and in the end...." Yuuki paused for a while and said, "Marry her and have a beautiful life." He was similar to a devil who tried to tempt someone. 

"Marry her.....Beautiful life....." Hiramaru muttered slowly. 

Yuuki put both of his hands on his shoulders, "Go! Go draw manga since that beautiful life is waiting for you!"

"YES!!!" His eyes were on fire and he stood up, "Yoshida-San, let's go! I need to draw my manga!" His step was powerful and his figure was similar to a warrior who entered the battle. 

Yoshida looked at him with amazement, "Boss, thank you!" 

Yuuki nodded, "This should be enough for him to draw for one week." 

Yoshida nodded and asked, "But what should I do after one week?" 

"You can tell him that you will introduce him to a cute mangaka girl or your relative," Yuuki said.

"How about you introduce him to someone?" Yoshida asked.

Yuuki shook his head, "The girl around me is too much for him, maybe his heart will be broken when he meets them." 

Yoshida thought for a bit and nodded. 

"Alright, I will leave you then," Yuuki said. 

"Boss, wait!" Yoshida said. 

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Yuuki asked. 

"Can I get your autograph? My daughter is your fan," Yoshida said. 

"Sure," Yuuki nodded and gave him his autograph. 

"Ah, can you also take a picture with me? I want to show it to my family?" Yoshida became shameless.

Yuuki twitched his lips and nodded, "Alright." 

They had a picture together and Yoshida left him to follow Hiramaru. 

"Is this normal?" Utaha asked. 

Yuuki shook his head, "Of course not, he is a bit special." 

"I understand," Utaha nodded and hugged her body. She was excited when she saw the scene earlier and felt it was similar to the hotblooded scene in the movie. 

Eriri wasn't sure but she felt that this company was a bit weird. 

"Oh, let me tell you that the 'Weekly Shounen Gongon' is weirder than this," Yuuki said. 

Eriri blinked her eyes and asked with disbelief, "Really?"

"Really, alright, let's continue," Yuuki said. 

Utaha felt excited but Eriri felt tired for some reason.

2 chapters / days

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Crossing into the anime world and have a rescue system that will pop out a quest suddenly.

Can I get items and abilities after completion?

Do I have to travel to another world?

But before that Yuuki needs to save the world of otaku? Even though he is a Yakuza?

Everything start from here.

(This synopsis looked like the one from my Hitotose Note).

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It has been nearly three months since I have played the role of the previous MC in being the Tsukkomi of the student council.

With regards to why I had to Tsukkomi like the previous MC, well.....at the beginning; I was still pretty tolerant since I remembered some of the jokes from the manga, but--- when you hear it in real life, in the anime world itself---sometimes, you have no choice but to act like the MC and just....-Tsukkomi.


Here are some examples of the everyday routine which I have experienced so far.

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• I was walking with the student council when we spotted a student on the stairs, trying to prevent her skirt from raising.


• Shino, who was beside me, placed a finger on her chin. 


• "That girl, she shouldn't wear it so short if she doesn't want people to look up her skirt."


• Whew, at least it's a normal statement.

• "That's right, President."

• Then, it was Aria's turn. 

• "That girl....."

• "Is she about to leak out? You can't let people find out you're doing enema play!"

• Damn it!

• "I'd like to raise an objection on that!" I retorted. 

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Another Occasion

• I was having lunch in the student council room with Hagimura and I had made an egg filling Onigiri for lunch.

• "Mmph! Boiled eggs aren't really a good filling for an Onigiri. I made an egg salad one."

• Hagimura, who was sitting opposite me, simply replied while reading her book.

• "Then why did you make it?"

• I started scratching my face. "I've been hooked on Onigiri recently and I'm chasing the romance for the perfect filling."

• The door was suddenly thrust opened and Shino's head popped in. 

• "I heard that! Tsuda's going to romance me for my creamy filling!"

• "When did the word creamy even appear!? At least listen more carefully!"

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Another Occasion.....

• It was after school and we were deciding what to eat for lunch.


• Aria then looked at me and asked, "Tsuda-kun, what would you like to eat?"


• I was too hungry at that time so I simply chose the easiest option. "How about ramen?"


• Aria Senpai then nodded her head. "Alright."


• I thought that was all she was going to say but she didn't stop there. 


• "Fumu Fumu, because it feels good right, Tsuda-kun? Noodle masturbation play!"


• The hell? Is there even such a form of  play?! And here I thought ramen would be safe.....

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One more example to illustrate.....

• Ousai Academy was holding an inspection of the student's belongings and the student council was also forced to take part.

• First, it was Hagimura. She took out the items from her bag and placed in on the table, where Shino inspected the belongings.

• She picked up a rubber ball and asked, "What's this?"

• "Its a spiky massage ball, meant to relieve stress and improve circulation."

• Shino nodded her head, "Fumu, this much should be OK."

• Next, it was Aria's turn.

• The same question was asked.

• "It's a spiky dildo. I use it to relieve stress and improve circulation." 

• Even if the explanation is the same, there's no way this is okay right? Right?!

And there you have it.

Same routine slapstick perverted comedy in the everyday life of the student council.

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Just when I felt I was fated to remain as the MC of this manga, which will only drain my life energy away, a particular incident occurred.

As usual, I was in the student council room alone; reading the compilation magazine which had been with me since the first day I entered this world, when the same bright light appeared again.

[ Congratulations! You have just earned the right to enter another anime world! ]

Oh My GOD! 

Finally!

But, I wonder where I will be in this time?

Who cares?!

I could finally get away from those two perverted girls!

Yes! 

This was the first time I actually felt grateful to this strange voice? inside me.

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Alex was a 20 year old boy who lived a life of an orphan. He left the orphanage after he found a stable job in a Wal-Mart. He was very hardworking since he had to make his due with that single job and he couldn't afford to lose it. He didn't get high level of education during orphanage days so getting new job was very hard.
He didn't have any friends beside his fellow colleague who worked with him and were in similar situation. His only source of entertainment were anime, novels and manga. Since he couldn't afford too much expense, he just stayed home and watched anime or go through novels and manga.
He had already finished all the novels, manga and anime he liked and was going through various fanfictions which were very interesting to him. He always wondered what it would be like to be reincarnate like all those MC's and get all the girls. He was a virgin and which virgin wouldn't dream of having a harem to himself; only retard would throw away the opportunity if they got one. He always hated how the MC in the novels ignored the affection of many just to love single girl even when he was allowed to love them all by law.
Today was the same he finished his work and was coming home. He was frustrated by reading all the gibberish of an author from one of the fanfiction he read about how the MC cannot handle all the girls even when he has endless stamina and is very powerful, about how he was from the earth and he shouldn't love more than one girl. Even the harem fanfiction was kind of frustrating since the author only wants small harem. What's difference it makes to have a big harem if you already have a harem that he still couldn't figure out.
 He was walking home cursing all the authors who wrote the fanfiction and novels he didn't like when suddenly Truck suddenly appeared out of nowhere and hit him causing his death on the spot.
The End
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Just kidding lol
He opened his eyes when a bright light assaulted him. He blinked some time only then did his eye adjust to the light. When he finally adjusted his eyes, all he saw were white wall and an old man wearing white clothes sitting on white chair.
He tried to move but he couldn't. When he looked below, all he saw was white but not his body. He still didn't panic instead he was excited. While he was inspecting himself, a majestic voice was heard in his ears saying
 [Hello young one, I am what you call god and I am very sorry that my son accidently dropped his toy truck and it so happens that you were in the place where it dropped. To apologize, I am willing to give you 3 wishes and reincarnate/ transmigrate on the world of your choice with the looks you want as a form of apology]
'Isn't it just the same scenario like all those MC who got second chance and cheats' he thought
He was very happy to get the chance to be the MC he always wanted to be. He still calmly asked "Can I go to any world even the world of anime, manga and novels?"
[That is correct. You can go to any world even world of anime, manga and novels. Now say your wish young one]
"For my first wish, I want a system which contains my status, inventory, Shop containing all the items, power and bloodlines of all animeverse and world travel allowing me to go to any anime, manga and novels I want"
[Granted]
"For my second wish, I want access to buy all that is available in shop for free and without restriction and limitations"
[This is a bit hard but since it was my fault that you ended up here so I will grant your wish]
"Thank you, as for my third wish, I want a world bound to my soul and only those marked by me can enter it. It will have all the energy types that I possess and I can control everything and everyone inside that world no matter how powerful"
[Alright, for your mark, you need to create a crest in the body of the person who you want to take with you to your world with your own blood]
"Thank you god" he excitedly said. Since he can buy anything from the shop, he didn't need to worry about being weak even against strongest of beings from any world and live his life as he wanted unlike how he was doing till now working tirelessly everyday.
[Since you got all your wishes, now tell me what appearance would you like to have or would you rather make a body by yourself. Anything is fine]
"Can I get the appearance of Usui takumi from maid sama manga with white hair and a little bulkier build but not so much and red eyes" he asked
[Ok. Now choose whether you want to reincarnate or transmigrate along with timeline and world]
"I want to reincarnate but I will only gain my memory after I am the age of three. I want to reincarnate in the world of Naruto three months before the birth of Naruto." He said
[Alright then here you go]
Just after god said that a golden light enveloped him and his consciousness slowly faded away. All he could say before losing consciousness was "Ladies, here I come"

This going to be a simple harem building fan fiction so if you don't like harem or big harem then this is not for you.

All the characters mentioned are not my property beside my OC.

The cover is not mine and if you are the owner and don't like it being here then please let me know and I will remove it

Discord:
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"Haruuu, hear me out. Listen to meee,"
As I keep bothering, she put the manga and turn towards me,
"Are you gonna complain about that glasses jerk again? I've heard enough."
"But it still pisses me off. Shouting like that in library, people'll think I'm an idiot."
"Well you're one."
"No I'm not! Also it was that guy's fault for angering me."
"Why did you even let some stranger's word get you? Just ignore 'em."
"Why would I easily let go someone who insult me? Being straight forward is my best quality."
"Sure, sure."
"You should show respect to your older sister."
"Sure, sure."
"Haru doesn't understand me at all. Hmmph."
I pout to get her attention but she goes back to reading manga again. How will I relieve my anger?
"Hey, that tall freind of yours, N-Natsuya-kun, did you tell him anything about me?" Haru asks suddenly.
"Natsuya-kun?"
Why is she bringing him up.?
"Not really. Why? Something happened?"
"Well he has been greeting me everyday. He also talks with me quite often lately."
Now that I think about it I did say something. Didn't expect him to start approaching her so easily. So he is man of action type huh. Well he isn't a bad guy so it's okay I guess.
"Ah. He said he wanted to be your friend since you are an otaku like me."
"I see."
Haru replies with a straight face but I can see that she is happy. She doesn't have many friends so it's a good thing. Also I have a hunch it's gonna be fun watch. Hehe
"Class is so boring. Break time is the only thing keeping me alive."
I whine as I eat lunch sitting with Haru and Mi-chan.
"I know right. I just wanna she some hot boys." Mi-chan responds.
Mi-chan is our best friend. We three have been together since last year in middle school. Our interest overlap so we get along really well. Haru can be herself only when she with us. Though, me and Haru aren't a fujoshi like her.
"Where are you gonna get this hot boy," Haru retorts.
"Hmm," Mi-chan ponders for a moment. "Natsuya is pretty hot."
"Are you guys talking about me?"
Natsuya-kun pops out from no where suddenly standing behind us.
"Where did you even come out from?"
Mi-chan says as to hide her shock. Guess that a given.
"I came normally through the door." Natsuya-kun pulls a chair and joins us.
"What are you girls chatting about?" Natsuya casually takes a bread lying on the table and takes a large bite.
"Ah! That's mine!" Haru screams.
"Now its mine tho," Natsuya-kun takes another large bite.
"Again! You have to pay me back."
Seeing those two's bickering Mi-chan leans towards me a bit. "Were those two always this close?"
"No idea." I whisper back. "Should we start betting?"
"Hime, you devil."
Before we know it he became part of the group.
But that doesn't mean he can take Haru away from me. Both of them are busy with class representative's work. Now I'm getting bored being alone after class ends.
Maybe I should have joined a club. Nah I don't wanna. Should I go home then? I don't wanna read manga here and cause a scene like that again. But if I go home now Mom will make a fuss about me not studying then lecture me on why I should focus on study rather than anime stuff. Life is hard. I should buy a chocolate milk to cheer myself up.
'Chocolate milk, chocolate milk~' I humm to myself as I walk along the corridor. There's the vending machine. Someone is already standing in front it. This guy is kinda tall. As I stand next to him, I get a glimpse of his face.
"Gahh," scream left my mouth as I recognize this guy. Its that glasses jerk again.
"When did I become famous enough to make girls squeal for me," The way he says it mockingly I'm pretty sure he also recognized me.
No I should not get agitated. "Excuse me, senpai. Let me pass." Its quite obvious that I'm trying to avoid him.
But he still keeps standing there blocking my way. Get a clue dude, I'm avoiding you.
"Hey you," now he is even talking to me. "That thing you were reading the other day, manga or something.."
"Yea its a manga named 'Unheard footsteps'," what's this guy even trying to say.
"Yea that one. Is it even interesting?"
Is he for real? What's with this looking down on others attitude? Does he have fun mocking others?
"If not then why would I bother reading it?" I will just give him a piece of my mind. "Its a mystery manga which explores deep aspects of life as well as human bonding. Elite student like you might think its a waste of time doing this but its clearly not. Studying isn't all life is about and judging others like that just shows how shallow you are!"
I couldn't control my temper and just shouted all that. Is he angry now?
"Pffft"
Did he just laugh? I looked at him directly to make sure.
"You are just too funny," he says while laughing. He takes a look at my confused face and laughs even harder. When he laughs he doesn't look so mean
"There's no need for you to get so angry. I just wanted your review about it that's all."
He stops laughing and bow down to get the drink from the machine. He hands it out to me.
"Sorry for being rude. Take it as an apology and gratitude. Your favorite chocolate milk."
I take it being embarrassed also a bit confused.
"Also don't judge your seniors like that, okay," He pats my head and walk away.
"Se-senpai??" As if he heard my mumbling he stops and turns for a second.
"Name's Akihiko Kousuke. See ya."
And he walks away.
How did he know my favorite drink?

Having sister in one of the blessing of God. And when it's twin sisters, it means double the fun.
Himeko and Haruko are twins sisters who are always together. Also both of them are hardcore otaku. Though they have similar tastes, their personalities can't be anymore different. Now that they are in high school, will the cheerful Himeko and quiet Haruko find love in real life?

After the whole incident of the monster break the whole town was moaning for the dead some lunatics were celebrating the truck load of dungeon exclusive materials and magic crystals, as I slept through most of it like a log. When I woke up it was a huge mess.

I was transported to my neighbor's house they were a family of merchants like mine, was. My father was partner in business with them, aunty miliam would sometime take care of me when my parents were busy, And I was friends with her son, that's when I heard that my friends were near me since I was the only one who was thinking straight, of course I internally like 18 now whereas they ranged between 3 to 6, when we reach the street there were monsters, they would have died but suddenly monster left, going after me, the same happened throughout the city decreasing the load of the adventurers making them take down the monsters fast.

The kids in there never ending curiosity followed the retreating monsters and saw me shredding through the monsters like a pro, well more like a manic, but what they saw was my back as a wall which monsters couldn't get pass. Needless to say, yours truly now had his own fan club, even if it was full of shotas and lolis, wait if we think like that isn't the whole pullum race, a race of shotas and lolis. I feel disappointed in myself now, great.

But the million valis question was how did the fact that I slaughter monsters without a falna wasn't raised, not even once, but my answer was presented to me at the funeral. The next day I woke up was when the funeral for everyone who lost there life was held, there was two grave I stood in front of me, a part of me was brawling but for another part they were strangers, it was a weird feeling.

But I wasn't alone there, behind me was the guy who saved my ass from the truck load of questions that would be directed towards me
Behind me a god shiva, who had resently descended, he told others that he had given his blessing to me, and as to how a 5 year old with a few days old falna was stronger than the other experienced adventurers, I am talented, immensely talented. Was the ruse he used to save me.

Now why was a god helping me, because he is one of the god who was present while I was sent here, but he himself didn't do anything because he didn't really interacted with zeus and the rest weren't really bothering his own domain. What is his domain?

Well, it's death and destruction... Damn he is my favorite god, he didn't really bother with the cluster fuck of a mess tenkai was and only participated because it seemed interesting, then the gods had a small fight about who will go down with me to genkai. at the end they could not decide hence they decided to draw names and this guy won, personally i would have preferred a goddess but then again he is a cool guy. just....

"go kill some of the monsters roming around the town"

he is just not fit for parenting. it's been 2 days since the monster break, as i spent the entire time figuring out the system, the whole thing works using SP or system points which works exactly like exilia, just more free to use. unlike any RPG I was not given the chance to built my character to play but rather I am free to become anything as i progress through life as my stats will increase in the same way as canon danmachi only skills and spells can be brought using SP.

both the skills and spells had ranks which were divided in the terms of sheer brokenness, yes you heard me, brokenness. it starts from C to A are skills that are most of this world and some made by the gods nothing ground breaking, i even saw argonut there. they cost 1000SP for a C class to 25000SP for A on average. but i have a 7 kill limit which meant i could not use more than 7 skills at a time, along with a 10 days timer to change my skills.

i was a little confused to why the limit since they wanted me to get stronger but it made sense after I saw the S rank skills. the first few skills were more than enough to convince me

Akashic record (S) :gives the user access to every magic that exists in the world used by mortals and spirits, the user will need a spirit's blessing or blood to perform spirit magic

Flying raijin(S) :by using the flying thunder god seal, the user can instantly teleport to the seals location regardless of the distance

Atomic slash(S): the ultimate sword skill that allows the user to cut through the very atoms of the target at instantaneous speed but consumes lots of stamina

Shadow monarch(S): user has the ability to call upon the dead monsters and adventurers as his shadow soldiers, upto 3000 soldiers can be summoned, the users should have mana to form the shadow
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Damn now that's broken, they were quite expensive as well, shadow monarch costs 500,000SP but the fact that scares me is that there was an SS rank ability option but is was locked, I don't even want to know what that will give me.

then comes the two quests i completed,
[quest awakening] gave me my memories of my old life and my time in tenkai, i am still waiting on that tour, as well as access to the system
then there was my first proper quest [first step], i was wondering why the people were a little afraid  of me and adventurers were way to excited to have me in there party but seeing the kill count it made sense

[quest (first step): kill all the hellhounds (6/?)
            Kill all the goblins (15/?)
            Kill all the orcs (5/?)
            Kill all the silverbacks (2/?)
Reward : shop feature unlock ,32000 SP]

it was a massacre, i killed more monsters then a party of 6 adventurers at level 1, and i was 5 for goodness sake. then came the stuff that allowed me to do this kind of massacre, titles. this thing was the single most broken thing aside from the S and SS rank stuff, and there rank could also increase upto S rank.

the best way to earn exilia was to push yourself to absolute limit and with title [hero] at B rank I can safely say that my progress will be around 2 times the speed of sword princess, hence i will be saving my SP for skills and I won't be buying spells ,I will just go with akashic record plus i am not mush of a spell casters, not when stuff like rinnegan and limitless cost only 500,000SP.hehehehehe....I am going to fucking brokenass of a character.

and now the problem at hand, I was at least 15 years before canon starts, how?, both hera and zeus familia were still at the peak as well as the three great disasters. the monster break was because the king of land, behemoth at resently arrived near the this region, because of it's presence the monster in the entire region migrated at different places and one of the groups found it's way to our humble dwelling. should i save them? ,can i save them? ,not without the S rank skills but even then the cost to use those will be too much. But this means I had no idea as to what the fuck was going on in orario cause in the manga anime or light novel, nothing of this time was mentioned hence the decision. 

I won't be going to orario before canon begins. 

alright, first order of buisness will be increase my mana capacity, now...how the fuck am i supposed to do that.

[quest(towards greatness): 100 push ups everyday
                                          100 crunches everyday
                                          100 sit ups everyday
                                          100 squats everyday
                                          10 km run everyday
                                          cast one B or above rank spell everyday
rewards: all stats increased (mana or mind included)
penality: nothing, it just means you are a pissy]

this little shit, but most of my problems are solved with this, i just need to figure out how to use the spell, since wreaking havoc with spells can get boring and will not be worth much. oh i know, those healing spells, go around heal people and it will also increase my [hero] title. yes

just as i stood up, my god came crashing through the doors. 

"we have a problem" god asked with a panicked expression on his face. i started panicking internally, did they found out that i am a reincraneted soul, that i actually do not have any falna, are they going to burn me on stakes, did they....

"we are out of ice cream" 

"..." 

inhale. exhale. inhale. exhale. I picked him up, opened the window and threw him out. i am going to live with miss miliam. 

because this guy is so not fit for parenting.

You take a normal harmonal teen and you take a truck-kun, baaam!!.... You wait for few second, you freak out and then..... Isekaaaaaiiiiiii. Come on you know the drill. 

In short the MC is OP and an asshole. 

Might not be your cup of tea since he is not going to go around doing the right thing, 

No tragic backstory, no suffering childhood, no bullying in previous life, just your regular assholes. 

Being an assholes doesn't mean the same as being evil, kinda like bete loga. But not a tsundere.

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