This is a fanfiction about Banana fish! Or at least what I'd thought in what would happen after. I'll showcase many different scenarios for example "What if Shorter was alive". And those types of scenarios. I hope you'd enjoy reading my fanfiction, good day!

there’s a million fish in
the sea, but i’m a merman.

@ sorrowful_celine.
a reader insert novel.
a bangtan fanfiction.
not completed.

There was this fly that was hovering over a lake, a fish seen this fly and said "you know if that fly would just drop 6 more inches i could get that fly" 

In the woods nearby a bear seen what was going on and he said "you know if that fly would just drop 6 more 
inches that fish could get that fly, and i could get that fish" 

In the same woods there was a hunter sitting on a log eating his sandwich, and he seen what was going on, and he said "you know if that fly would just drop 6 more inches, that fish could get that fly, that bear could get that fish, and i could get that bear" 

Peeking from behind a tree was this mouse, and it seen what was going on, and the mouse said "you know if that fly would just drop 6 more inches that fish could get that fly, that bear could get that fish, that hunter could get that bear, and i could get that sandwich" 

Sneaking up thru the grass was a cat, and it seen what was going on, and the cat said "you know if that fly would just drop 6 more inches that fish could get that fly, that bear could get that fish, that hunter could get that bear, that mouse could get the sandwich, and i could get that mouse" 

All of a sudden that fly dropped 6 inches and "bam" everything happened at once, just as planned, except when the cat went to pounce on the mouse it was running so fast that it over shot the log, and wound up in the lake. 

The moral of this story is: ? 

Every time a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet!!!

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Baking Love / Making Cake ! 

Ingredients: 

4 Laughing eyes 
4 Well-shaped legs 
4 Loving arms 
2 Firm milk containers 
2 Nuts 
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 
1 Firm banana 


Directions: 

1. Look into laughing eyes. 
2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 
3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 
4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 
5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with 
nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, 
repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. 

Notes: 
1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before 
and after use. 
2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 
3. If cake rises, leave town.

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After initiating the teleportation process in his mind, Graven opened his eyes and was shocked to find out that they're still inside the cave! They're not going anywhere!
What the heck is going on!?
Did he lose his power already?
Was it because of the black liquid inside his body?
He tried releasing the deadly flames in his body through his fingers, the flames leaped from his fingers! His power is still working! Huge relief washed over him.
But why can't he teleport now!?
Laura studied her husband's bewildered face for a few seconds. "What's bothering you husband?" she inquired.
"I can't teleport! I lose my power of teleporting!" he blurted.
"Really-? Maybe this cave is mysterious? It can block your teleportation power," she commented.
Graven roamed his eyes around the chamber. "Maybe you are right..." he murmured.
"Let's get out of this chamber and locate the entrance so that we can leave this cave," Laura suggested. "B-but I'm getting tired and sleepy... I don't have the energy to walk anymore," she said.
"Okay, let's just rest for the night, and tomorrow morning we will explore the cave," Graven said.
They found a comfortable corner inside the chamber to rest for the night.
"Wife, what happened when my brother Luke took you away from Bay Meadow?" he began interrogating her.
Laura took a deep breath. "Luke and I were onboard the moving carriage. We're traveling day and night and only stop to feed the horses, take care of the call of nature and eat our meals. On the fifth day, we're traveling near the mountain with dense trees on both sides of the road when suddenly... I heard a commotion outside and the carriage stops moving. Luke went outside to check what the commotion is all about...then after that... there was silence and when I opened the window and looked outside there were dead bodies around the carriage. I can't see Luke, it's too dark outside and suddenly a smoke enveloped the carriage and I passed out..."
"Continue..."
"The next time I opened my eyes, I'm already inside that abandoned mansion. Later on, I discovered that I was abducted by vampires in a black hooded cape. I was kept there and fed with human food three times a day. They say that the king was coming to get me until you finally found me. The rest is history," Laura explained.
"Did those vampires hurt you? But why no vampires are guarding you when I arrive at that crumbling mansion?" he asked.
Laura took a deep breath. "No, they didn't hurt me psychically they just put a shackle on my feet and hands so that I can go to the bathroom freely and prevent me from escaping the place. The vampires usually feed during the night and left me alone after they gave me human food for my dinner," she replied.
"Okay, go to sleep now," Graven said. He pondered about what happened to his brother. He wouldn't abandon Laura in that carriage alone unless something bad happened to him. Maybe, a powerful opponent defeated his brother? Could be. But where is he now? Is he dead or alive?
Ugh! All he got now is more questions but no answers... which is frustrating!
A few minutes later.
Laura sleeps soundly in her husband's arms. Graven shut his eyes as well to rest his weary mind.
Hours went by.
...
The following day.
The couple woke up and left the chamber, they ventured into the surrounding areas to find the mouth of the cave.
Half an hour later, they finally managed to find the entrance of the cave and exited, only to find out that the place was surrounded by mountains, towering trees, wild plants... and there was also a stream nearby.
They continue to explore the area and saw a wooden house under the clusters of towering trees. They inspected the house, it's a bit old but still standing strong, it looked like it was already abandoned for a long time because cobwebs and dust were hanging in the ceiling and gathering on top of the wooden table, chairs, and the bed.
"Let's clean this house, we are going to stay here for a few days if my teleportation power has not returned yet. I need to figure out where is this place and where are we exactly?" Graven told his wife. His teleportation power malfunction at the last minute and instead of bringing them to Bay Meadow, they landed in this strange place.
"Okay, husband," Laura said. She found a broom made of twigs still in working condition in the corner, she picked it up and starts taking out the cobwebs hanging in the ceiling. She also dusted the table and chairs, the surface of the bed, the tiny kitchen, and the floor.
Graven checked out the entire nooks and cranny of the house to make sure that it's safe for Laura and him to stay. After finding out that the place is safe, he felt relieved. He helped his wife cleaned the rest of the house.
After they finished cleaning.
Laura looked at her husband holding her tummy. "Husband, I'm so thirsty and hungry," she complained.
Graven rose to her feet. "Wife, I'll go outside and find something for you to eat. I will also get water from the stream nearby. Just stay here and don't leave this house, closed the door while I'm away. Never opened it unless you hear my voice first," he said.
"Okay..." she replied.
"Just lie on the bed first, rest for a while, you must be feeling tired after cleaning the house," he ordered gently and planted a kiss on her forehead.
"Come back quickly, husband! I'm scared being left alone!" she said, fear leaping from her eyes.
"Ok, I'll take my leave now. I'll be back before you knew it," he said. He went to the kitchen and found a jar, he picked it up and walked towards the door. He exited the house and went in the direction of the sounds of the water trickling a few meters away.
He walked towards the sound of the trickling water.
He finally found the stream. The water is crystal clear! He washed the jar thoroughly and filled it with clear water.
He put the jar aside. He looked around him, he needs to find food for himself and his wife!
Then all of a sudden, he heard something splashing on the water. He looked at the area of the stream where it's a bit deeper, he saw the head of the fish bubbled in the surface. Fantastic! There is a fish in the stream!
He went to the area and discover more fishes swimming in the water. "Perfect!" he said.
He began catching the fishes and able to catch five big ones, perfect for roasting above the fire!
Done...he put the fishes on top of the rock and looked around him, he left the stream and investigated the surrounding area looking for something to eat aside from the fish. Then he spotted banana leaves!
He rushed to the area where he saw the banana leaves and found green banana fruits! It's exactly what he needs! He can boil the banana and then make a grilled fish out of his catch. This place is not exactly bad. He looked at the fish and the bananas. Awesome!
He set to work.
He removed the clusters of banana fruits, cut some banana leaves and put the green fruit inside the leaves, and left the area. He went back to the stream and put the fishes inside the banana leaves then he grabbed the jar and left the stream, going back to the wooden house.
When he entered the house. He found his wife lying on the bed. "I'm back wife! I found some fishes and banana fruit in the stream!" he said and walked towards the kitchen, putting all the stuff on the table.
Laura's eyes sparkled after seeing her husband returned with food. She sprang from the bed. "Husband, we will boil the banana and roast the fishes above the fire!" she suggested.
"Yeah, that's what exactly I have in my mind right now. I will roast the fishes outside while you boil the banana, can you do that?" he asked her.
Laura smiled. "Of course, I know how to boil a banana!" she replied enthusiastically. She found a pot made of clay and wash it with clean water then she drinks two glasses of water first to quench her thirst before she began to work.
She saw a pot and cleaned it quickly with the water and put the banana's inside the pot. She looked at her husband. "Can you make a fire first?" she requested.
"Sure..." he said. But when he went to the cooking area, there's no wood to burn. He looked at his wife. "I'll go outside for a few minutes to gather some dry woods," he said and left the house.
A few minutes later. Graven returned with an armload of dried branches of the tree. He arranged the dry stick and twigs on the makeshift stove made of medium size rocks and then released fire from his fingers. When the wood was already burning brightly, he put the pot on the makeshift stove. He looked at his wife. "Done, I'm going out now to roast the fishes," he said.
"Thank you, husband!" Laura said and planted a kiss on his cheek. He kissed her back on her forehead.
Graven left the house bringing the fishes and banana leave with him. He found a nice shade under the tree in front of the house and decided that it's the right place to roast the fish. He put the banana leaves containing the fish in the ground. He picked up several sticks, dry woods, and leaves nearby and gathered them to make the fire.
A few minutes later.
Graven was casually roasting the fishes above the burning timbers careful not to burn the fishes.
Meanwhile, back inside the house.
Laura opened all the windows in the house and looked below, gazing lovingly at her handsome husband roasting the fishes on the ground.
She went back to the kitchen to watch over the boiled banana.
A few minutes later the banana was already cooked.
Laura exited the door and went down the stairs to join her husband on the ground. She lowered herself beside him and looked at the delicious roasted fish.
Graven looked at his beloved wife. "Hungry my love?" he asked.
"Yeah..." Laura answered.
"Is the boiled banana ready to it?"
"Yes..."
"You may start eating now... I already finished roasting one fish," he said. "Stay here, I'll get the boiled banana from the house and bring it here," he said and stood up, going to the house.
Laura watched her husband climbed the stairs and entered the door. She giggled happily. It's so nice to enjoy the beauty of nature and stay in this lovely place with her husband!
She's loving it more and more!
She wants to spend the next one thousand years of her life with him by his side.
She grinned mischievously, feeling alive after a long time.
A few minutes later.
Graven returned with the pot containing the boiled banana and put it in the ground above the banana leaves.
"Nice! Let's eat here surrounded by mother nature!" Laura gushes in delight.
Minutes went by.
Two more roasted fishes were cooked, only one left to go. The couple began eating their delicious food in the open-air serenaded by the chirping birds hopping from branches to branches of the trees that surround the area.

Laura died when she was a baby. Out of desperation, her parents agreed on a deal with the mysterious couple to bring her back to life. Her family left their village and hide in a far away place... with no intention of honoring the deal.

Twenty years later.

Mysterious black hooded cape men descended into their mansion. They hurt her father and abducted her sister, claiming that they're fulfilling the deal that took place a long time ago. Her sister can only be returned to her family ten days later, in one condition, she won't leave their town.

To protect Laura, her father entered another deal to marry her to the most notorious womanizing bachelor in the next town. The groom was the son of a powerful family, he has a questionable attitude and lacking in the looks department. Then she met the 'other' brother. He's handsome as hell and mysterious in so many ways, her heart beats crazily for him. And yet... he turns out to be something not human.

Her peaceful life descended into chaos, and so the story begins.


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Owel decided not to cook the snails and the ferns that Arnie and the others pick at the river. They all agreed to cook it tonight at Arnie's house.

Hey..... hey..... what's that huh??? me too, I'm going to bring young coconuts and sugar, there is a banana tree that was knocked down by the storm with young bananas in the back of our house, we can make pound mashed bananas and sweetened young coconuts. Marcial intervened

Obet, Owel, Jr you guys get some young coconuts later I already have a half kilo of sugar. Just buy some more with Obet and Owel. Marcial added.

Jr: ok, I'm going to clean up the pound and mortar later when we got home before we get bananas and young coconuts.

they happily swam in the river, Owel, Obet, Jr, and Marcial had a contest of jumping in the water on a stump of wood at the top of the river's wall.

After a while, they urged the others to eat when they get tired of swimming.

At night, Arnie is boiling the raw bananas for pound mashed banana while Helen is cooking the sweetened young coconuts.

they just finished having dinner. Spicy hot snail and ferns with coconut milk, fried dried slip mouth fish,  stewed in vinegar shoemaker fish, stewed in vinegar tuna fish, and vinegar braised anchovy for viand.

They happily eat together with Arnie's parents and siblings.

The raw bananas and the sweetened young coconuts are already cooked. let's peeled the bananas together so that they can start pounding it, Arnie urged her friends.

Jr finish grating the coconut that we're going to use, banana is the one that is not finished yet, she hastily added.

They finished peeling the banana faster, Jr, Obet, Owel, and Marcial pound the banana alternately until the banana is soft and firm and the sweetness is just right.

Arnie is a girl who lives in a small barrio of Kaytambog. She was almost abducted by Centaurs but in the end....... they failed.

The next thing she knew........ many odd occurrences occur, so it led her and her family leave their barrio.Her family went to the city.

 while she was brought to the Centaurs world where she started her adventures with the centaurs.

Somewhere in Tokyo, Japan

An 18-year old guy was sitting on a couch, comfortably watching his TV. The TV was playing some anime that the man watched in full concentration. It showed a pink-haired guy with weird antenna-like hair clips.

After the TV started playing the ending, the man turned it off using the remote. He sighed and just lay down on the couch. "This is the end of another good anime. I wish they could make a sequel to this series, but the manga already ended. Sigh… Good things never last long."

He sighed again and took out his phone. It was the Chumsung Note 8. He bought it after working many part-time jobs. Mobile phones were getting more and more expensive every year. It was the best phone at the time he bought it, but it wasn't anything special currently. The best phone on the market would be the Chumsung Note 11 and the Banana 12.

He unlocked his phone using his fingerprint and opened the 'webnovel' app. He touched the search option and a virtual keyboard appeared on the screen. He started typing 'Saiki' in the search bar and started the search. When the search was over, he went over to the fanfictions area by touching the 'Fan-Fic' area on the screen.

It only displayed a single item, 'DC World Reborn'. He was irate at seeing this. 

"Who the f*ck wants to read 'DC' fanfiction? I want to read 'The disastrous life of Saiki K' fanfiction!" The man bellowed, angrily throwing away his phone. It soared rather pathetically toward the other end of the couch since he wasn't rich enough to buy another phone.

"Sigh… What a boring life. It's winter vacation and I have nothing to do, other than watching anime. Sometimes I wish I could get sent to an anime world like those fanfiction protagonists. Like that'll ever happen though." The guy mumbled while sporting a wry smile. He closed his eyes and started to relax.

When he was about to drift into sleep, his phone emitted a loud notification sound, waking him up. He approached his phone, held it in his palm, and unlocked it. There was a new email notification, but the thing that caught his attention was the subject. 'Are you bored with your life? Then download this app now!'.

"Is this a scam? Who the f*ck would send an email like this?" The man murmured, trying to exit the Gmail app, but he suddenly started to hesitate. He'd read a lot of fanfictions that started almost just like this, where a guy answers a spam email and gets sent to some fictional world. He shook his head after thinking of such a ridiculous thing.

"Well, it never hurts to just check it out. Maybe I'll really get sent into an anime world haha…" The guy laughed with a sarcastic but slightly hopeful tone. He opened the email and read it. It seemed to be an app invitation. He clicked the link and downloaded the .apk file. The download site was weird, filled with unrecognizable characters in the link.

"This site is weird. What the heck are those characters? Are they Russian or Chinese?" The guy pondered, but he didn't keep mulling over this and just opened the .apk file. He pressed 'Allow' for the 'Installation from Unknown Source' pop-up, and touched the install icon. The application's name was 'Fiction Connect'.

After a few seconds, the app successfully installed and automatically opened up. A prompt suddenly appeared on the screen, posing a question.

"This app will let you connect to a fictional world. Do you want to continue?"

The app displayed a 'Yes/No' answer box. He didn't think much and just pressed the 'Yes' icon.

Afterward, another prompt appeared, with a different question and the same answer box. It was a lengthy 'Terms and Conditions' pop-up, one that every application is required to show before allowing the user to access it. He didn't care much and just scrolled all the way down, pressing the 'Yes' icon.

Then another prompt appeared, asking yet another question. It looked just like those shitty surveys you had to do whenever you want to download some game hacks/cheats.

"If you are given a chance to start over as an anime character, which character would you choose?"

"I hope this app is at least somewhat useful. I don't want to exit it after downloading it." The guy mumbled. He started thinking about all the anime characters he would like to be. He remembered many cool characters, like an emotionless and overpowered 'Onii-san', a bored overpowered blonde-haired guy wearing headphones, a bald-headed overpowered hero for fun, and an overpowered pink-haired high schooler with weird antennas on the head.

After some thought, he ultimately decided on Saiki. It wasn't due to any specific reason. He'd already read a lot of fanfictions about people getting reincarnated as those people, but he hasn't read a single one with Saiki in it. He wanted to choose something different than all the other otaku fanfiction protagonists.

So he proceeded to type in 'Saiki Kusuo', and pressed 'Enter'. The app opened up another prompt, with yet another question, causing the man to feel quite irritated.

"Do you want to proceed with your new life? Please do note that the world you end up in won't be the same one you remember."

"Just get this over with already." The guy almost shouted in annoyance, smashing his thumb on the 'Yes' icon. Then, all of a sudden, he blacked out. 

The last thing he remembered before falling unconscious was the app showing some kind of congratulation message.

"Congratulations! Your request has been reviewed and accepted. Please enjoy your new life! Your current life will end in approximately 10 seconds." The app displayed those words on the screen, but the man was unable to see them since he had been knocked unconscious. It then showed a countdown.

10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

0

*Beep!*

*BOOOOOOOM!*

The phone suddenly exploded, spreading out flames in all directions. Soon, the entire house caught fire and started burning rapidly. The neighbors were quick to notice it and call the firefighters, but they were too late. The man had already died, buried under the scorched rubble.

~Edited by Nyanodesu

(A/N: I didn't find any fanfiction for this anime. Saiki Kusou is a really good anime, so I wanted to write fanfiction on it. If you want me to continue updating this story, then comment below and vote with power stones!)

After finishing the latest episode of 'Saiki Kuso' our MC was relaxing on his couch when he suddenly got a spam email.

The email was titled 'Are you bored with your life?'. This got his attention and he installed the app and filled the surveys inside it.

Which character do you want to start over as?

Saiki Kusou obviously

Then, he suddenly blanked out.

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Einstein nodded vigorously and began to peck at the ordinary grilled sea fish.
It seemed to be enjoying itself.
Bick processed the kelp and went to get a glass of fresh water while the other three fish were ready.
He placed the kelp on the perfect grill and grilled it, then picked up an oridinary grilled sea fish and ate it while it was still hot.
The taste was the same as yesterday. Although it was not very delicious, the original taste was still quite enjoyable.
Then, Bick picked up a perfect grilled sea fish and smelled it first.
"Hmm... It's... too fragrant!"
Just the smell alone made people salivate. After taking a big bite, the grilled fish was charred on the outside and tender on the inside. It was crispy with its natural freshness. It was simply the most delicious in the world!
Looking back at Einstein, after it pecked at the delicious grilled fish, it actually let out an excited cry, as if it was praising the delicacy of the grilled fish.
Then, it no longer had the time to cry and began to devour the fish.
He ate the delicious grilled fish in his mouth while facing the vast and endless sea and drank a mouthful of fresh and sweet water from time to time. This day could not be more enjoyable!
He was not here to participate in a survival contest, it was like a vacation!
Bick burped happily after a full meal.
At this time, there were two kelps on the perfect grill, but Bick planned to keep them first.
After resting, he could not help but sigh.
Although the food from the small grill was also very delicious, compared to the perfect grill, it was like heaven and earth.
In the future, the small grill would only be used for commercial purposes. There was only one place for the food that was produced from it, and that was the trading interface of the stone tablet.
"It's decided!"
Touching his bulging stomach, Bick picked up the stone tablet and was ready to see if there were any new messages in the chat interface.
[Chat]
[Who has food? I'll exchange it with gemstones. If you have food, you can chat privately!]
[I want fresh water, fresh water, I'm dying of thirst!]
[Use a bag of cultured soil to exchange for fresh water. If you have fresh water, quickly talk to me privately. I can't hold on much longer!]
[Does anyone want a banana sapling? If you have food, look for me!]
[Can wood be exchanged for food? I don't have anything else!]
[I think you'd better be hungry. I can't even exchange metal pieces for food!]
...
Looking at these messages, Bick was a little surprised.
It seemed that everyone had a high level of awareness. No one used basic materials to exchange for fresh water and food anymore.
That's right. Under such circumstances, food and fresh water were practically priceless.
The players who traded these things naturally knew that although the special materials in their hands were precious, in order to survive, they could only use these precious things to exchange for food and fresh water.
Wait a minute!
Bick suddenly focused his gaze on two of the chat logs, and a surprise look appeared on his face!
"Culture soil for fresh water, banana tree saplings for food, culture soil and banana tree saplings... these two things actually appeared at the same time!"
He had just obtained the schematic diagram of the nourishing watering bottle. Using culture soil to grow banana tree saplings, and some watering, wouldn't he be able to eat bananas very soon.
He did not have to worry about the vitamins anymore!
Bick quickly left a message for the other party and posted the roasted kelp and fresh water on the trading interface. The roasted kelp corresponded to the banana seedlings and the fresh water corresponded to the culture soil.
Soon, he received a reply from the other party.
In the next moment, he received a notification that the transaction was successful.
[You have a successful transaction. Obtained culture soil x1!]
[You have a successful transaction. Obtained banana seedlings x6!]
"It's all here!"
Bick smiled. In order to eat the ripe bananas, he put in 120% of his energy. He opened the slate interface and was ready to start work.
First, build a miniature farm!
[Principle]
[Miniature farm: Metal sheet (4/4), wooden board (10/10), iron nails (0/5), culture soil (1/1)]
[Level: normal]
[Explanation: As long as there are seeds, you can plant them. But remember to water them every day, or else you will only get dried vines!]
"Water them every day, that's easy, there's enough fresh water now anyway!"
Bick made five nails first, then he made the mini farm. Although the materials were complete, a new problem appeared.
The raft was too small!
Bick was a little depressed. Although the miniature farm was not big, it still took up a lot of space for this small raft.
Now, he had to expand the raft first.
Bick thought for a moment and felt that his raft had to be expanded by at least one circle, so that he had enough space to move around. Otherwise, if he encountered a shark or other monsters, it would be a trivial to break the floor of his raft, if things built on the floor was brought into the sea, it would be troublesome.
His raft was originally 2x4 in area. Now that it was expanded, it would become 4x6 in area.
"Hmm... this means that I still need to build 16 more raft floors."
Bick picked up the stone slab and looked at the interface.
[Rough floor: Wooden board (4/4), grass rope (0/1)]
"I need a lot of wooden planks. I need 64 wooden planks just for the expansion. The wooden planks in hand seem not enough!"
Bick calculated that the wooden planks for the expansion of the raft were barely enough, so he began to build.
As he expanded the edge of the raft again and again, pieces of wooden planks appeared on the edge of the raft. A two-by-four raft became a four-by-six raft in just a dozen minutes.
Einstein saw that the space of the raft had become larger. He walked back and forth on the raft excitedly, as if he was touring his territory. From time to time, he flapped his wings toward the sea and made excited "ou-ou" sounds.
After building all the floors, Bick was already drenched in sweat from exhaustion.
However, looking at the raft that he had expanded, Bick obviously felt more secure, as if the raft was a safe island.
But the expansion of the raft had used up a lot of his wooden planks, and now the wooden planks needed for the miniature farm were not enough.
Looking at the sky, Bick shook his head.
Now that the sun was gradually setting, he could not get the wood he needed in a short time.
It was better to hang the remaining delicious roasted kelp on the trading interface to exchange for the wooden planks, and then rest early. When he got the wooden planks tomorrow, he would start building the miniature farm.
Thinking of this, Bick opened the trading interface.
[Trade]
[Delicious roasted kelp trade wooden board x8]
[Remark: This is delicious food. It's now or never. Close the deal quickly!]
After filling in the transaction details, Bick did not forget to add a remark. However, it seemed that everyone did not have much wood right now, so they did not close the deal immediately.
"Looks like I really have to wait until tomorrow..."
Lying leisurely on the raft, Bick closed his eyes. Beside him, Einstein was lying next to him, looking very satisfied.


A disaster happens with a global flood!

When people wake up, everyone is lying on their own small raft. In the middle of the ocean, there are scattered survival supplies. Sharks and sea monsters lurk within. Danger is everywhere.

Jack needed to work hard to survive. Surprisingly, he has awakened a check-in system. As long as he checks in every day, he will receive precious survival supplies.

After checking in for one day, [System reward: Drink Can x5, Rotten Grass Ball x5, Floating wooden board x5, Easter Egg Package x1!]

"Oh my god, there's a box of cola in the Easter Egg Package. When water is scarce, I can even drink the ambrosia of fat otakus!"

After checking in for a week, [System reward: Refined Fishing Rod x10, Refined Lance x10, Refined Blow Dart x10, Easter Egg Package x1, Super Backpack x1!]

"I thought I wouldn't be able to store so many things. I didn't expect the Super Backpack to have 500 storage slots!"

After checking in for a month. [System reward: Fish Skin Clothes x5, Octopus Hat x5, Crocodile Boots x5, Sea God Blessing!]

"The Sea God's Gaze? I really want to see what treasures  are at the bottom of the sea!"

After checking in for a year. [System reward: Patrol Seabird x1000, Mermaid Servant x10, Epic Fleet x1!]

At the end of the desolate ocean, countless seabirds circle around an ocean fleet. At the bow of the ship, Jack is surrounded by ten beautiful mermaids.

"Oh my god! We haven't even settled our meals yet. Why does he have a fleet?"

"Look! Those sexy mermaids with hot bods around Jack look even sweeter than Hollywood stars!"

"What? Those seabirds are helping him pick up supplies. Can he leave us with a way out?" Jack's fleet quickly sails past, leaving only the rafts behind. Everyone watches with envy…

Nero Firebones is a normal twenty-one year old boy living on the outskirts of Haran City.
Currently, his life consists of several monotonic elements. Work, food, anime, fanfiction and the occasional hangout with friends.
Nero works as a laborer in one of the nearby factories, so he has to get up at four in the morning, which has a heavy impact on his psyche. He is lethargic and has hardly any strength after work. When he comes back from it, he immediately sits in front of the computer and reads fanfiction, which he is a huge fan of.
In the past, when Nero went to school. He had no friends, he was generally a loner. He had no common topic with most of his classmates, so he spent his breaks reading or playing games.
The love life was practically non-existent, unless Waifu is what we're talking about. He had a few favorites from different universes. Be it anime, Mina, Hestia, Shion, Akeno, the more popular ones. From the comics Rogue, Raven, Poison Ive and She hulk.
However, after high school, he started going to work. Everything, almost everything has improved. Nero became more of a companion, which made him feel good with his brother-in-law. A boyfriend, his sister's future husband. It turned out that they have a lot in common, not anime. But Kayle, because that was his name. He was quite a companion and easy to talk to.
Kyle is a mechanic and visits Nero quite often. To talk or just sit and light a cigarette.
Thanks to a lot of conversations and mutual confiding in life's difficulties and problems. Kyle has become a friend of Nero. And it was thanks to him that he met his second friend, Tim, whom he met at Kyle's birthday. And then they became friends. Tim may not have been a close friend like Kyle. But he was reliable.
Nero, Tim and Kyle met frequently on the weekends and chatted and drank together. They used to go to the pool table, go bowling, or just go to the bench outside Tim's apartment block. And they talked and played together.
And just one weekend, Kyle had the idea to go to the plot for the weekend and go fishing. And when they were talking about fishing, they meant drinking alcohol and listening to music.
There were a lot of problems with this trip and I am not talking only about fishing equipment. Which had to be bought because only Kyle had one fishing rod.
For Nero, who only earns his living, buying a fishing rod was not a problem. Tim had a problem with that, so he borrowed one from a friend.
The real problem was convincing their girlfriends to let them go.
Kyle had the support of Nero, she's his sister after all. Tim had a problem, but after a few hours quarrel. His girlfriend agreed.
Nero didn't have this problem.
And this weekend, a team of three friends goes to the plot.
The access road was full of enthusiasm and a few additional entrances to the store for more "supplies", because it is always too little.
After reaching the place, the guys took all the things to the summer house. And they started taking out tables and chairs and preparing a place for fun.
And then they started to put the fishing rods on the racks first and threw bait over the lake.
They sat down in the armchairs and, drinking beer, talked about their progress in some games. They've managed to play recently.
However, after three hours, Tim noticed that one of the three fishing rods was signaling something grabbed.
(Tim)-Fuck...Boys...I think something caught.
As soon as he said this, Kyle throws the empty bottle into the bushes. And he says walking towards the fishing rod.
(Kyle)-What are you waiting for, grab it and pull it out.
Tim grabbed the fishing rod and pulled hard. However, the rod almost flew out of my hands, something was pulling her with incomparable force. Almost dragging Tim into the lake.
(Tim)-Hey!! Help?
Nero and Kyle, seeing the situation, run up to Tim. And, catching the fishing rod together, they try to pull out the fish.
And finally, together, the line began to twist with difficulty. And from above the surface of the water, now a fish's tail is sticking out.
(Nero)-Boys! I think we caught a gilded fish.
(Tim)-What?
(Nero)-See the protruding tail, which is evidently golden or at least yellow. But it looks golden.
(Kyle)-Actually ... Now pull it. We'll check it when it comes out.
Overall the wrestling with the fish took about fifteen minutes. And Nero was glad to buy, by accident, the most expensive line in the store. Because after that time, the fish jumped out of the water with a strong splash and Tim coiled the line.
(Nero)-Fucking yea....I said it was gold.
(Tim)-Fuck...
(Kyle)-Factical .... fucking gold fish.
The guys start screaming for joy, they were a little drunk. So they forgot that the fish was slowly dying, after all, it's not in the water now.
However, after a while, an unknown voice broke them out of the confusion.
(???)-Hey!!Dicks!!!
(Nero/Kyle/Tim)-What?!
(Nero)-Who said that?
(???)-Me, retarded in development idiot.
Tim had hardly lowered the rod as he realized the golden fish had spoken to them.
Frightened, Kyle fell to the ground, and Nero stared at the fish with a strange smile. But it also scared the idyll.
(Kyle)-Oh fucking talking fish.
(Golden Fish)- Yes...I'm a fucking fish...And, yes....I can fucking talk.
(Golden Fish)- Now, assholes from the fact that I'm a fish. And you guys are probably not very smart. I'm the fucking one who doesn't leave without water. And if you don't fucking fast me, I'll die.
After the shock passed, Nero finally put the facts together. Golden fish, can speak = three wishes.
And just as Tim was about to release the fish, Nero stopped him and said.
(Nero)-Wait!
(Tim)-What?
(Golden Fish)- What the fuck. You're bothering him, dick.
(Nero)-I just got the facts connected .... We'll release you if you grant our three wishes. And don't say it's not possible. 'Cause I'm fucking talking to the fish. What if you tell me it's just hallucinations or something. I don't fucking see a problem to make granulated fish, dick.
(Golden Fish)-Fuck....One idiot guessed....Okey...But from the fact that you brought me together .... everyone will get one wish each. Such rules.
(Nero)-hehe...Okey....Okey...But we will release you only when your wishes are fulfilled.
(Golden Fish)-How much air do you think I have.
(Nero)-Enough to swear and scream. And now Tim is the first. After all, you were the first to see the rod move.
(Tim)-Okey...I wish I was rich ....
(Nero)-Wait!
(Tim)-what?
(Nero)-Reading Fanfiction does come in handy though. Listen ...
Then Nero walked over and whispered in Tim's ear how he should wish.
(Tim)-Okey...I would like to have 900 billion in my bank account, from legal sources. And with which no government, or any other organization or suspect people would be pleased to be a problem. And he would like a platinum card for that, now in my right pocket, my pants.
(Golden Fish)-Pretty good, Nero. (click) Fulfilled.
(Kyle)-Nero, check that Tim really has a credit card in his pocket.
(Nero)-Okey...
Nero did find a platinum credit card in Tim's Keisheni. Which confirmed not only that it was true, but also the fact that he was not getting high.
(Nero)-Fucking, yes. It works .... Kyle, now you ... better be the last one. And first I will help you.
Kyle understands the situations and the fact that only Nero has a sober mind for some reason. He ran over to him and whispered his wish and asked him how he should answer it.
And while Nero thought and replied Kyle. Kyle said.
(Kyle)-I would like it after Nero makes a wish. One of the film producers called me and offered me a chance to play the lead role in the upcoming movie "Undead Hunters." Which I will play flawlessly and the movie will become a world hit, and I will become a world-class actor, and I will be in many movies and I will earn fortunes and I will be a very word.
(Golden Fish)-Until I wonder what you wish for, Nero. (Click) Fulfilled.
(Golden Fish)-And now one brain dick in this group. What do you wish for Nero?
(Nero)-Hehe...Goldfish, is it true that you can fulfill any wish, no matter how impossible?
The fish, though it had no human eyes, appeared to be wrinkling eyebrows.
(Golden Fish)-Almost ... I can't make anyone resurrect, make anyone love, and I can't kill anyone.
As soon as the fish replied, Nero began to laugh. Like the Light Yagami from Death Note.
(Nero)-Muhahahahahahhahahahhahaha!!!
(Golden Fish)-Okay, make a wish. Because I'm really going to die in a moment.
(Nero)-haha....ha...Okey...Since I can have everything ... I wish for the System. Such as in the fanfiction I read. I want it to enable me to acquire all the powers that have been invented by people and everyone else. I want the System to give me the opportunity to move to fictional worlds, anime or marvel, dc.
(Golden Fish)-Hahaha....In the end, one intelligent idiot .... Well ... a good choice .... What do you need for money .... in the dawn which in a moment .... whatever ...(Click)Fulfilled.
(Golden Fish)-Now let me out.
(Nero)-Aaaaa...my head...
Tim released the fish and walked over to Nero. who, grabbing his head, looks at the fish that was still looking at them from the water. And before she disappeared, the fish said.
(Golden Fish)-Good luck Tim, Kyle .... on your new way of life ... Hahaha .... Idiots .... Oh, and, Bye Nero. Good luck.-He said and he was gone.
Later Kyle's phone rang and the three friends forgot about the strange behavior of the fish at the end of the conversation. And they decided to go home and enjoy their rewards.
Kyle left for New York a few days later with his wife and began an acting career.
Tim bought the most expensive apartment in Haran town and invested a lot of money in promising companies and brands and started to multiply his money.
On the other hand, Nero .... Nero has already left this world. After all, nothing really holds him. And the desire for adventure was stronger.
Nero on the same day. After getting bored of installing a system in his soul that for some reason lasted larger than it should have been. About an hour, Nero returned to his home and immediately went to his room and sat on the bed.
(Nero)-System, are you?
[System]-Hello host. How can I help you?
(Nero)-hehe...It really works...It really works...It really works.....
(Nero)-It means. What are your options?
[System]-The system has the following options.
[System]-(Equipment)(Status)(Shop)(Mission)(Skill)(World)-
(Nero)-Okay ... classic .... show Status.
[System]-Open (Status).\
======================================
Status.
Name: Nero Firebones.
Age:21
Gender: Male
Race:Human
Titles: None..
SP:0
___
Stats:
~Str. (Strenght)-57 (average 50)
~Ag. (Agility)-39(average 50)
~St.(Stamina)-48(average 50)
~In.(Intelligence)-60 (average 50)
~MP(Magic Power)- 0 (There is no magic in this dawn, and the body has no place to get it from.)
========================
(Nero)-Okey ... Nothing out of the ordinary. The strength is above average, but it is because of the work .... Okay, in such cases. There is an initial gift. I have such a System?
[System]-Of course, host. Do you want to open a gift for beginners?
(Nero)-Sure..
[System]-Opening the Gift.
[System]-Received: One ticket for transmigration to another world. Three free coupons for F-rank skills and one free coupon for free E-rank skills (F-EX) Added to inventory.

[System]-Warning. The host should first use the ticket and select skills for the selected world. Whether the host wants to use the Ticket?
(Nero)-Okey...But, Give me a moment.
Then Nero changed into his favorite shirt, leather jacket and the best jeans to match the jacket. And recently bought sneakers. And as a precaution he took all the cash he had in his wallet and sat down on the bed again.
(Nero)-All right. Use the Ticket.
[System]-The world draw has begun. Please wait.
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Provide world suggestions in the comments.
Kriuswer

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Karyl's Point of View:
When sir Barbuena and I is done talking to the phone, I roamed around and I check the surroundings.
I slide the curtain in the window to witness the breathtaking view of the place,the place was really nice and I'm so excited to go to the beach and watch over the waves of the sea.. 

We take a rest for awhile before going outside and check what's inside the resort. 
After we have a little rest,we already prepare for going outside...

I wear a floral dress and a hat..
I'm so excited to go to the beach to take pictures

After a few minutes we already go outside the room and started roaming around the resort..

When we reach the beach we sat at the sand near the sea to watch the waves and I'm also taking pictures of the view..

While I'm taking a picture of the view,Nico put his arm to my shoulder and he pulled me near to him to take selfies...
My heart is fluttering!!  I can't take it anymore... 

After we take a selfie, his arm is still in my shoulder while we watch the waves of the sea... 

I stood up and let him chase me...,We are just like a kids playing in the beach.. 

"Let's see if you can catch me!! " I said but then it did not take long he already catch me and hug me tight..., It's hard to run while the ground is full of sand. 

When he already catch me he hug me and said 
"I can't believe,this day will come,having fun with you" 
Then he run and let me chase him...


It's lunch time...
We go to the Echo's dinnjng lounge where we will eat lunch.. 

The foods are great,it's a big thumbs up!


Nico's Point of View:
We decided to go have boating,we want to try the banana boat that's why we already go to the place of it and wait for our turn... 

While waiting,my mom call but I did not answered it because I already know what she was gling to said..
Tomorrow is the wedding she planned between me and Ms.Park what a shameless,she planned a wedding without my permission?

The wedding will not go on! 

My mom keeps on calling me that's why I turned off my phone and just focus of what's happening right now... 

After a few minutes me and karyl is already at the banana boat..
After the banana boat we also went to kayak and after kayak, we went fishing... 
[End of point of view]

The day is almost done, the night time is coming... 
Karyl and Nico decided to have fishing but then karyl don't know how to catch a fish and there's Nico being confidence that he is a legend fisher and he can catch a huge fish... 
"I'm so good at fishing!! "
He said that not just one time but many times.. 
There's alot of time already passed but Karyl and Nico still don't have any fish and they are still hoping... 
"We are just like a fool in here, let's give up" Nico said

But then Karyl feel something in her rode and it seems like it's fish... 
"Heyyy!!  I already catch one!!  and I think it's a huge fish.. " Karyl yelled to Nico

They are both excited of it and YES! 
A big Congratulations to Karyl for catching a huge fish... 
5Minutes before 6:00pm
Karyl and Nico go back to their room/house cottage to grill the huge fish that Karyl catched.

They are supposed to eat dinner at Echo's Dinning Lounge because it's part of the package they avail but they will just skip the dinner for awhile and just grill the huge fish that Karyl catched.

Karyl's Point of View:
Nico will buy some ingredients needed for the grilling,that's why I'm just alone in our room and then my mother called... 
"How are you sweetie? Professor Nico's mom is here awhile ago and asking where is Professor Nico, should I tell her the truth? " my mom said

Actually I don't know what to said and I'm so confused... 
"Mom,just don't tell her that I'm with professor Nico" I said then my mom hang up.. 

I don't kmow what to do or what to follow.. 
No matter what it takes, Ms. Houston is Professor Nico's mother that's why he needs to follow his mother in order to live a happy and successful life... 

Where is him?? What it takes him so long?? 
After a minute someone is knocking so I opened the door,It's Nico-

My heart is beating so fast and I don't know what to do but to response his kiss...
I can't breathe,non-stop kissing...
His hands is in my waist so I put my both hands to his shoulders and we can't just stop kissing...

He pushed me into the wall and continue kissing me.. 
He did not say any word... 

After a minute, he stop and just stare at me for a seconds and said "I love you please don't let me go"

I did not answer him but hug him tight... 


Then he started preparing the ingredients for the grilling of fish...

Love is extremely powerful everything can be possible at all!  so this is a story will show that love can wait, love is not about the age and love is sacrifices!
The girl and her professor met again after some years; If the two lovers is really meant to be they will saw each other again whatever it takes.

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