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Discord:

https://discord.gg/VmjaVx

This is a story about a male named Zero who gets transformed into a Werewolf because of the apocalypse, with his intelligence.

It started with a message and humans turned into monsters human eating machines, but Zero is not like them, because he still has his intelligence.

A series of two sentence horror stories all written by BenjiG. You can also see these on Reddit under Abared

I started getting bored with chaos magick, well not bored so much as getting used to it. I need constant change otherwise I get bored. I need puzzles, I need adventure, I need.... superpowers?

I decided to look into psychic abilities, telekinesis, telepathy, astral projection, things like that. Although they fall under chaos magick they are technically a specialization of their own, called psionics.

As with usual I set out to do research on the subject in preparation for practicals. To get any good information on psionics is a pain in the ass, to say the least. A simple google of the phrase "psionics" lead me down a path of D&D and XCOM, neither of which had any roots in reality so google was utterly useless. I turned to Reddit and its community of wonderful people. Truthfully speaking Reddit is one hell of a source when it comes to occult studies, just don't ask about demon summoning. I asked about psionics on a group r/psionics. It is there where I met the person I will come to call master(u/boxofmelons), although it kinda annoys him.

Psionics has a lot of similarities with chaos magick and yet they are also quite different. Psionics is about using your chakras (and chi if you want to) whereas chaos magick is more about tricking your subconscious into performing magickal acts. I chose psionics exactly for that reason. I needed training in energy manipulation and I felt that psionics would be best suited for the job. It was through my master that I started learning about my chakras and psi. I learned how to feel the energy and manipulate it. On his Reddit page, he had exercises aimed at beginners to teach the basics.

I asked him why he doesn't have more tutorials and he said that it's because every person is different so there is no "one fits all" way to doing psionics. So this is where psionics is quite similar to chaos magick. You can manipulate techniques to fit you and still get the same result its not necessary to go dig up a million-year-old book on a technique for manipulating your energy.

I read all his posts and I went and read as much as I could on the Reddit page. Because the information on Google was so diluted, finding this Reddit page was like striking oil. I absorbed as much as I could in preparation for starting with my practicals.

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        Basic Details
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How many chapters may the novel contain? --> Not sure yet, but the end number will be big.
Does this novel contain Action? --> Be patient and when the action comes it will be delivered well if all goes well.
Adventure? --> Serious adventure arcs come later in the story.
Romance? --> It's not a priority, but you will find cute scenes now and then.
Comedy? --> Yes, it does.
Poetry? --> Yes.
Martial Arts? --> Yes.
Magic? --> Yes.
Fantasy Races? --> Wait for 'em.
Mythical Creatures? --> You bet.
Complex Characters? --> Think so. You guys & girls should tell me.
Profanity? --> At times, yes.
Gore --> Won't be overly descriptive. So, it shall be mild yet honed.
Traumatizing content? --> Maybe; since we all have varying sensitivity levels, I can't be sure.
Wish-fulfillment? --> Nope. (May subconsciously end up doing it, though only sparingly)
Cheats for the main character(s)? --> Nope.
Faceslapping --> You must read and find out. (Since I'm not really sure, haha)


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Webnovel Milestones
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--> 1 million views (before 50 chapters) - 5 bonus chapters (FAILED!)
--> 1 million views (before 100 chapters) - 3 bonus chapters
--> 1 million views (after 100 chapters) - 2 bonus chapters
--> 250 ratings or reviews - 2 bonus chapters
--> 1000 collections - 2 bonus chapters
--> 1st in weekly rankings - 1 or 2 bonus chapters per month (hehe, rubs the nose)


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  P-A-T-R-E-O-N Milestones
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--> Goals - 30K+ words per month


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  Reddit Milestones
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--> 200 karma - 2 bonus chapters (I need Reddit karma to be able to create a subreddit for this novel)


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  Discord Milestones
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--> For every 100 new discord followers, I'll release a bonus chapter until the member count crosses 2000.


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    Blog Milestones
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--> 500,000 views - 5 bonus chapters
--> 500 follows - 5 bonus chapters


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  Twitter Milestones
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--> A bonus chapter for every 100 follows, for now.


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RoyalRoad Milestones
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--> 500 follows - 2 bonus chapters
--> 500 favorites - 3 bonus chapters


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  Wattpad Milestones
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--> 1K follows - 2 bonus chapters
--> 500 votes & comments on the 1st chapter - 3 bonus chapters


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Driven by the desire to meet a billion beauties from a million dwellings, Lirzod of the obscure Faceless Clan, a trusty youngster with a heart full of up-front feelings, embarks on an expedition together with two friends—or followers as he’d love to chaff around folks—to join a sect of repute and pick up his people’s place in the pecking order of earthly assemblies. On his extensive quest owing-to and for love, he discovers aplenty—the unkind darkness dancing amok under heaven, puppeteering cut-throat characters with undreamed-of abilities to act against the wellbeing of the wanting ones. How will Lirzod find his place let alone love in a realm largely ruled by reprobates and scallywags of sundry sorts? And what ensues from his endeavors? Hold your breath, and bear witness to his boundless undertakings.

"When I flap my wings, my foes lose their feathers." — Lirzod Basha.

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A Kind Note: “The story is lengthy, so go easy on ‘hold your breath’ thing, okay?”

Additional Info: Each chapter is 2000+ words long. Currently, I may or may not release chapters frequently, but with support, I can release up to 30K+ words/month.

Support:
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“The Earth below me may crack, the sky above me may collapse, every chapter of mine will still release in time and be 2000+ words longer. To boot, the sun in the skies may no longer shine, the water in the oceans may no longer well up, every reader of mine shall still show perpetual support and be my greatest strength.”

[March 11, 2021]
I really hate my brother.
He made me wake up from the PERFECT dream!
... Let's start from the beginning.
So I was watching videos on the couch. Then since I felt sleepy, I decided to take a nap. From there, I had the dream.
I was cuddling the fluffiest puppy ever! It was so cute!!! Its fur was also so soft and felt so so good to pet. It was perfect.
Until my gosh darn moron of a brother woke me up! By laughing like a stupid piece of garbage! The nap only lasted 20 minutes! It was no way long enough!
And guess why he laughed. He laughed because of some Reddit memes! Reddit memes!!!
He woke me up from the best dream ever because of some Reddit memes!!!
I have never wanted to kill someone so badly! Ugh!
Writing this down is just making me even more mad!
He better sleep with one eye open starting from today.
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[... Notify the 'Brother' to please the subject.]
[All sensory experiments involving any cute pets are banned unless authorized.]
[Preparing new dreams...]

I have weirds dreams from time to time.

I told my friend about it and he said to record them down in a "Dream Diary."

So here we are.

These are my weird dreams.

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[Subject has begun record to the 'Friend' suggestion.]

[May all personal start preparing.]

[Testing will begin soon.]

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Summary: This is mostly just to pass the time. There really isn't any plot. Just have fun reading it and that's all!

PS: The updates are sporadic(aka WhenEverIWantTo) and the word count varies per chapter.

1 The heavens, the earth, and all their vast array were finished.
2 On the seventh day Shrek finished his work which he had done; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had done.
3 Shrek blessed the seventh day, and made it holy, because he rested in it from all his work of creation which he had done.
4 This is the history of the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that Shrek made the earth and the heavens.
5 No meme was yet in the earth, and no meme had yet sprung up; for Shrek had not caused it to rain on the earth. There was not a memer to till the ground,
6 but a mist went up from the earth, and watered the whole surface of the ground.
7 Shrek formed memers from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the memer became a living soul.
8 Shrek planted a garden eastward, in Reddit, and there he put the memer whom he had formed.
9 Out of the ground Shrek made every meme to grow that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food, including the meme of life in the middle of the garden and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.
10 A river went out of Reddit to water the garden; and from there it was parted, and became the source of four rivers.
11 The name of the first is Youtube: it flows through the whole land of Bruh, where there is meme potential;
12 and the meme potential of that land is good.
13 The name of the second river is Instagram. It is the same river that flows through the whole land of Stolen Memes.
14 The name of the third river is Snapchat. This is the one which flows in front of Filters. The fourth river is the 4chan.
15 Shrek took the memer, and put him into the garden of Reddit to cultivate and keep it.
16 Shrek commanded the memer saying, "You may freely eat of every meme of the garden;
17 but you shall not eat of the meme of the knowledge of good and evil; for in the day that you eat of it, you will surely die."
18 Shrek said, "It is not good for the memer to be alone. I will make him a helper comparable to him."
19 Out of the ground Shrek formed every meme of the field, and every meme of the sky, and brought them to the memer to see what he would call them. Whatever the memer called every meme became its name.
20 The memer gave names to all memes, and to the memes of the sky, and to every meme of the field; but for the memer there was not found a helper comparable to him.
21 Shrek caused the memer to fall into a deep sleep. As the memer slept, he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place.
22 Shrek made a gamergirl from the rib which had taken from the memer, and brought her to the memer.
23 The memer said, "This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh. She will be called 'gamergirl,' because she was taken out of the memer."
24 Therefore a memer will leave his father and his mother, and will join with his wife, and they will be one flesh.
25 The memer and his wife were both naked, and they were not ashamed.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself.
Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language.
Enjoy!

1. Three Knocks in the Dead of Night

Something strange happened to xombabe and their grandma. One night, they stayed up late watching The Walking Dead. Their grandma had never seen the show before, so they'd spent the past few nights binging late into the night. It was about 4 am when the two turned off the television and the lights and called it a night. Their grandma went into her room, and our Reddit user went to the bathroom to brush their teeth. That was when they heard three light knocks right behind them.

Since the bathroom was connected to their grandmother's room, they assumed it was her checking to see if they were in the bathroom. They answered but didn't get a response. When they left the bathroom and met their grandma in the hallway, she asked what the user wanted. Confused, the writer said that they thought she was the one knocking on the bathroom door. But grandma had also heard three knocks on her door and thought it was the Reddit user. 
As it turns out, they both heard the quiet, distinct knocks. They searched the house to make sure no one had broken in, double-checked the locks, and finally went to bed. Their grandma has one deceased son and one son that has been missing for almost a year now. The user believes that the knocks had something to do with the missing men—perhaps they were trying to reach out to their beloved family.

A few years ago, tauntauntom had just been through a rough divorce from their high school sweetheart. Their best friend had taken to distracting them by taking long road trips. One morning, they were on their way to Carlsbad, New Mexico when they paused alongside a river dam. They were drinking cider and snacking when the pair decided to explore the dried river bed. It was obvious that they weren't the first ones to go trekking through the riverbed. The pair could see human, canine, and feline footprints in the mud. 

They then recall starting to feel an odd sensation, like they were being watched. Their friend caught the writer's attention and called them over. There was a bone in the ground - what they now believe was a spinal cord. At first they thought it was a beef or pork bone on some kind. They continued looking around the river bed when they found a strange rust colored rock sticking out from the sand. When they got closer, they realized it was a half-buried little girl's shoe. The Reddit user stepped back and ran forward, preparing to kick the shoe. Suddenly, they heard a little girl's voice shout "No! Don't, please!" They looked around but didn't see anyone besides themselves, and their friend. The friend asked why they stopped and they replied "Didn't you hear that little girl?". Both confused, they decided to shrug it off and continued on their way. Meanwhile, the feeling that someone was watching them grew stronger. A few minutes later, they spotted another bone. 

Now, they began to get scared. The bone was clearly human. The  friend called the non-emergency police number for Carlsbad, and they reported what they saw.

One week later, they received a call from their friend that the Carlsbad Police had called to report the bones they found were indeed human. During the investigation, the two were questioned and eventually informed that the rust-colored rock actually wasn't a rock at all, but the shell of a pickup truck that had disappeared along with the family of three it had been carrying: a man, a woman, and their daughter. It made the Reddit user think back to the girl's shoe sticking out of the mud, and the voice they heard. Could the little girl have spoken directly to them?

3. Ouija Board Warning

Last year, smol-bean-dean went to a friend's house for a party. Around one in the morning, the group decided to use a Ouija board. The Reddit user was the only one who believed in accounts of the paranormal so she was hesitant when her friends brought out the board. But instead of giving her friends more reasons to tease her when it came to the paranormal, she acted as if she didn't believe in such activity. 

They began asking the board questions. They started with a few normal questions, and nothing really exciting happened. Then someone asked if the spirit wanted to hurt them, and it responded with "only one." The group started to get creeped out at this point—and rightfully so. When one friend asked the natural follow-up question, who, the board spelled out Natasha: the Reddit user's full name. It should be noted that she doesn't care for their full name and has everyone call her Tasha instead. Tasha then left the room while her friends continued playing but found out later that night that the group forgot to say goodbye to the board. Anyone familiar with a Ouija board knows that closing the interaction with the spirit is crucial before stopping use of the board. Needless to say, she was nervous.

After this, Tasha has no memory of the night. She only remembers getting a migraine and nosebleeds. Her friends took videos of her acting strangely, speaking with a changed voice, and a few instances of her talking in other languages. However, that night wasn't the only time this happened. In the days following, Tasha's parents reported the same things happening. Once again, she remembered nothing but migraines and nosebleeds. 

About two weeks later, she was back to normal. Or so she thought. Tasha was suddenly hospitalized for an excruciating pain in her kidney—so bad that it almost shut down. The doctors tried everything but couldn't figure out what was wrong. Then, on the day she were scheduled for surgery, the pain suddenly stopped. One day later, Tasha was released. 

Since that incident, she has never felt like she was truly alone. Sometimes, she feels someone grabbing her hands or neck, making it difficult to breathe. Tasha has always believed in the paranormal, but this experience made it far more real for her.

4. Scares at the Nursing Home

Swagman is a dietary aide at a nursing home for people with Alzheimer's, and they have had some seriously scary encounters while working there. Their job mainly consists of  washing dishes, and they're normally standing right next to the dishwasher which makes it difficult to hear what people are saying. 

On numerous occasions, they have been by the dishwasher and heard someone talking to them even though they knew no one was nearby. 

One night, the writer went to collect food carts in one of their units, alone. The whole time they were in the unit, they felt like they were being followed. Fearing what they might see, they never turned around. Eventually, they pulled off, pretending to use the bathroom. They waited there for about five minutes before peering into the hallway where they'd just been. There, they saw a patient they recognized. At first, this made them feel better, but soon, they realized that it was a patient who had died three days prior in a unit near the kitchen. 

The user also relayed a second experience they had while washing the dishes on a different day. They asked the person they were washing with if he could go into Unit A and get the food carts. The third person who normally washed with them had already left for the day, leaving the writer alone. 

Suddenly, they heard a voice in their ear. They turned around, but no one was there. They even went into the hallway, but still saw nothing. As they returned to washing the dishes, it happened again. The second time, they realized it was the voice of their great-grandma who passed away seven years ago. Very spooky.

5. Threatening Footsteps in the Country
In 2013, Xombabe and her friends decided to make a Ouija board. Her best friend lives about a 45 minute drive from the closest store and nearest town, so there wasn't much to do. They'd spent the day watching movies but eventually got bored, so the user, her friend, the friend's boyfriend and his friend decided to make the board. 

About a week before they made the board, the two friends had been staying alone at the house when the Reddit writer woke at 6 am to the sound of heavy footsteps in the hallway nearing the bedroom. She tried to wake her friend, but it was no use - she was a heavy sleeper. The footsteps stopped right outside the door. The writer waited, holding her breath, for the door to open, but it never did. The next few hours she spent awake, waiting for something to happen. When both girls were finally awake by 11 that morning, before either left the room, she told her friend what had happened the night before. 

And what her friend said in response chilled her to the bone. She said that for years she'd been hearing the same footsteps and that they had always stopped right outside her bedroom. No one else had heard the footsteps until the writer. 

That night, they made their Ouija board. The group were messing around with it, not getting any real responses when they suddenly heard a loud bang in the back on the house. They decided to stop for the night. The friend left to drive the other two home, leaving the Reddit user alone at the house. 

Being alone after hearing the loud noise and the footsteps made her nervous so she turned on the television for a distraction while she waited for her friend to return. In the middle of the opening credits, the television froze and started making loud buzzing noises. She tried to turn off the TV, but the remote wouldn't work. Then she tried unplugging it, but it kept going. 

Thoroughly freaked out, she went outside to wait for her friend to get back. At this point, she had started shaking and crying and texted her friend explaining what had happened. Then the dogs started barking at the living room door, viciously growling and snarling like they saw something no human could. 

Thirty minutes later, her friend finally arrived back home. Both girls could hear the television from the porch, but when they went inside, it had completely shut off and was still unplugged. Neither are sure exactly what happened, but they're certain is was some kind of malevolent spirit. 

WEDNESDAY
7:03 am 12th of Aug. 2020
each day is the same.
wake up.
have breakfast.
watch a twitch stream on my pc and chat with people.
check my Reddit and make a post on a sub.
check Facebook and post a status update on what is happening.
watch a vid on youtube
check discord and chat with others.
and play some music on my Spotify.
that is all I seem to do while I am stuck inside.
I did see a post from my school about the thing that is happening at bean@bility this week and I am interested to come. the lockdown has driven me to boredom since I am missing events that made me an active person when going out.
witching to the discord tab I decided to see what is going on in Avi's server so I could keep my sanity without losing it in the process. exiting my room I decided to put my breakfast in the sink as I watched some video's on the USB stick that I had plugged into my tv when I got back. videos like mark. jack and other YouTubers that I love. I also use it for music pics and anime as well so I can be resourceful about building my mancave that is filled with Miku and Starset for the pc.
8:37 am 12th of Aug. 2020
I decided to log in to my Facebook and see what was happening on my Facebook feed. my feed is filled with anime, news, bands, shows, and movies that I have followed since I was on there a year back. the 1st post I am welcomed with is a post from Sao showing fan faves Yuna and Eiji who are in War of Underworld. as for Yuna. yeah, she appeared in the Sao movie. and I would love to collab with her when I am in the world of Sao.
the next post is from the anime Konosuba and it is a funny post about tea. never seen the show or films. but I do plan on binging it after seeing all of fate and Sao. and as for the no game no life anime. well... it is banned cause it refused classification.
the next post was from one of my fave artists who goes by the name of Mike Shinoda. and from what I saw. he was making music for GamesCom and it is said that he is making the theme for it as well.
and as for Linkin Park. they are doing something for there 1st album of 2020 as a celebration that is in the form of an old laptop computer. and I am hyped for it since I know they went dark since Chester died 3 years ago. and yes it was a sad day to remember that but hey at least Miku is the one who makes me smile.
and as for the thing that is happening in Victoria right now. well, the cases have started to spike and that is not all. panic buying is now returning and is also turning chaotic as we speak. and it is sad to see the days getting darker for them since this world is broken.
logging out of Facebook I decided to see what was happening on Reddit when I logged in. and while I did that I decided to put on Spotify for my chill sessions when I am vibing to my music as well. checking Starset I noticed that the debut album transmissions was now missing from there profile. and in my mind, I knew it was going to be hidden since they signed with fearless records. moving over to Dustin's side project titled MNQN I decided to play one of the songs from the 1st album as I began my 1st vibe and chill session while online and on the web.
my Reddit was filled with art, music, gaming, entertainment, anime, and mostly lewd stuff as well. and yes I am 20 years old so I do enjoy this type of stuff when it comes to what sub I join. and I do post on there and give upvotes and downvotes on posts as well from time to time. including the ones that I report from offensive users who are from that sub. not gonna go into detail but let's just say I did throw a feedback post in the Starset subreddit. as for my kama. I have 7.8k since my posts gain attention from the community that sees it.

(inspired by fate/stay night and my love for self-insert)

we wanted a perfect world. this is not the world we had in mind.

the year is 2020, the Earth is facing an outbreak crisis that has impacted the world

many people are fighting for survival against the virus while others. are ignoring and fighting the government for freedom and change.

as for me. I just wish I was in another world where it is peaceful. or so I thought.

my name is Aden. and this is my story.

This was my speech for Accelerated English that I got a 94% on. TheShitpostAuthor can confirm this.

From the dawn of creation, our people have possessed a culture that has advanced and bloomed ceaselessly throughout the ages. There are many elements to this culture--literature, music...but there is one aspect of it, something that we, as the newest generation, can all agree is the most precious to us. And that aspect?
Memes. Dank memes, to be precise. Dank memes are the very substance of our simplistic state, showing the very state of our minds and paving a path to modern means of expression. Only the dankest of the dank memes can truly make things right in this part of our culture. However, there is something lurking in the depths of the internet, a sinkhole threatening to swallow up every last epic gamer meme in sight and secrete a new, lesser generation of memes. Some of you may already be aware of Instagram. But how, my fellow gamers, will Instagram thwart our spectacular plans to elevate our means of communication to the highest and least-cringeworthy level? Well Instagram does not harbor any dank memes. In fact, it takes away all of the memes from the original platform of their creation, Reddit, and turns them into something only the lowest of degenerates can process without recoiling at the distinct lack of intelligence the "meme" holds.
Someday, we surely all desire a world in which our culture is unanimous. We all want a world where the Instagram "meme pages" can go back to the garbage heap they originally hailed from and keep from returning to our world. After all the truths I've told you, could there be a better meme universe than one such as this? Surely not. If all memes were kept to Reddit and expelled from the deathly depths of the darkness of Instagram, this world would be a better place for all epic gamers, including those like you and me. No more cringeworthy content. No more "LMAO WHO DID THIS". No more unironic use of the laughing while crying emoji. No more Instagram "memes". Just peace.
So now, epic gamers, if you truly desire this world that I just described to all of you, my radiant, truly EPIC fellow gamers, we must take action. We will take over the internet. We will get our message across and spread the message of truth that we all harbor. All you need to do, my fellow gamers, is comment. Send our message. This is our fight now. And you must take the most righteous of actions to begin the most righteous of movements and get the bread. Gamers, rise up.

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