a 8th grade girl goes through life only to be heart broken from people that used her feelings and took advantage of her kindness and sweet heart turning her into a Pearson that is ready to fight and not easily trusting

Man, I just wanted to have a good 8th grade to wrap up middle school.

"Lord Ren after You managed to crystalize Your brain and establish Mind Palace Your mental power skyrocket! Now Finding meridians and cleansing them with 'meridian cleansing elixir' should be as easy as breathing for You. Thanks to all the resources You used, Your body and mind is currently at peak stage even tho Your body development is in early stages thanks to Your low age! Ahh i remeber back then..." After Ren Li crossed 8th stage that made many feel headache it was finally time to take the most real and meaningful step towards the cultivation world! Meridians were naturally not suited to gather QI by themself ( in passive mode ). It was possible to gather QI in meditation with full concentraion - which was also the way many did it at body tempering stage, but after crossing 8th stage it became way simpler. However once the meridian became cleansed and fully unlocked, the gathering speed and no need for meditation boost one cultivation prowess in this ability many times over.
Simply put it a person who was at 5stage and had a decent skill for meditation could gather 1 low grade spirit stone worth of QI during a year, if they medidated at least 8 hours per day. Person who crossed 8th stage could gather 10 low grade spirit stones worth of QI!!! It was 10times as much on average, of course for some it was more, for some it was less. While person who cleansed their meridians could start the real QI gathering. Without meditating they could gather 1 mid grade ( 100 low grade ) spirit stones worth of QI during a year. While active meditation could boost this process even a few times, depends on the skill.
Of course its the so called average. It means that person with average Psychique could gather 1 mid grade spirit stone during a year and also absorb 1 mid grade spirit stone to help with his cultivation. This also refers to the speed to Elixir/pasta absorbtion. Even if Alchemy products help by a lot and compared to absorbing spirit stones the speed is many times faster, this average talent refers to about ten 4th grade alchemy products refined per year! Those of the higher grades in general takes more time. Of course there are myriad Alchemy elixirs or pills so its just saying by average.
Those with high talent for it have speed 10 times as fast! But they are also 10 times as rare, thats why most cultivatiors have average score for this, whole those with lower can hardly cultivate. They are basically wasting world QI and resources by doing so!
There also exists psyhiques that greatly improve this speed even as much as 1000 times! For example, World QI Body is perfect for QI gathering / Spiritual stones absorbing. There are diffrent qualities of this psychique but even low quality one can absorb as much as 50 times faster than average cultivator! Another special type is Seamless body, it allows a cultivator to basically absorb as many Alchemy resources as they can! This type may not be the most useful, but was very unique thats why it was called Ascension body. Those who possed high talent and Seamless body were heavily invested by powerful forces which in turn made their cultivation speed really fast. And thanks to all the powerful Alchemy products they were often many times as powerful as cultivators of their stages!
As Ren Li in the end managed to cross this stage in less than a month, which was average at best with his help - he became second realm cultivators before the age of seven! It wasnt really impressive, but it was still worth bragging about. He was already of the Ren clan strongest experts!!
End of Volume 1 - (Prologue) Young boy Dream
Volume 2 will start a real story. Thanks to all the stuff i wanted to introduce and MC age i couldnt really write much in this Volume. I hope that if someone is reading my story, starting from Volume 2 story will have 5 years time skip and it will start being interesting :)
There will be a few fillers to introduce key characters of V2 and V3 which will follow, but it will mostly be about MC!
"Volume 2 - Blood in the Rain" - This Volume will mark true start of the Journey of MC and him for the first time seeing that World isnt as a nice place as he imagined. Thanks all for reading!

When the Multiverse was born ten Divine Daos were born with it. Since immemorial times all kind of beings tried their best to cultivate and completly master Divine Daos to become Eternal! But there were also those who created their Dao themself on the path of Eternity.

The story follows a boy named Ren Li as he makes his way on the path of cultivation in pursuit of wealth and power. His means to reach them? Alchemy! Slowly turning from naive boy into fully grown cultivator with only one goal - to reach eternity himself.

MC will not be a hero, with each passing Arc he will expierence and understeand how cruel World is more and more. This in turn will make him anti hero or straight antagonist of the story.

Volume 1 is a long prologue with cultivation system introduction and World building, while Volume 2 will still not closely follow MC it will be a vital part for the story. Volume 3 will be all about MC and his difficulties as he tries to go over things that happened in Volume 2.

I met Zac at bandcamp. I was friends with Jojo who was friends with Tommy who was friends with Zac. All of us were going through freshman orientation week to get us familiar with what all the upper classman were already perfect at. 

I was fairly new to the whole district. I'd moved down here to live with my dad after Christmas of 8th grade and now I was a new kid.

 I originally never noticed Zac. I knew his oldest brother Will or 'Big Harbour' as everybody called him. He was tall, very tan, and had short black hair that he always wore the same way. He was fairly strong looking, smart, and was drum major. However, he was a senior.


After our camp was over, the upper classman came to get ready for our marching show and I noticed Colten, 'Medium Harbour'. He  was also tall, muscular, tan, and played trumpet. He was a sophomore making him my age because I would turn 16 in the second month of school as a freshman. (I'm not dumb I was held back because of my birthday and a failed attempt at homeschooling.)


I then found out that Zac or 'Little Harbour' was a freshman with me. He isnt as tall as his brothers but is still a good 4-5 inches taller than me, tan, short brown hair, and very skinny. He plays trumpet and also enjiys reading. 


At lunch I'd eat with Jojo, Kierstun, Tommy, Zac, and Jack.(Kierstun is another one of Jojo's friends and Jack is Kierstun's  crush.) We all became one little group of band friends. School started up and I was eating lunch with Jojo and Jack but I was really fond of the other kids at that table so I finally moved over to Zac and Tommy's table. They sat with Jon (trumpet....not too fond of him but oh well), Shaila (Trumpet), and Jenna (Trumpet). 





At my old school I had more guy friends than girl ones. in fact the first 5 friends I ever had were guys. It wasn't till 4th grade that I made a female friend. So I was common for me to mess with a guy or sit near one. That was normal for me. Guys never 'Liked' me though because I wasn't pretty or really flirty or the best at anything. I enjoy reading and running. Most of the time the only reason someone else would talk to me was to know what I got for question #9..... I was smart. I played volleyball and ran track but again wasn't the best at either.

Because of this I  was used to having guy friends..... not boyfriends. My younger sister Addison, had a 'boyfriend' in 3rd grade through 5th grade then they broke up and she 'dated' several guys after that until she decided to just do her own thing and be single for 8th grade. My younger brother has already had his first kiss and he's in 4th grade!!! 



I guess I'm just the ugly duck of the family.

Valencia and Luke got dropped off the same time at Varcil academy. It went to 1st to 9th grade. Right now Valencia was in 8th because she skipped 2 grades from, the entrance exam. And Luke is in 3rd grade at age 8. 

They got down the car and saw a red carpet going down a straight line towards the door. The driver reached out at his hand and pointed forward for ten to walk. I waited for Luke to get down, and now there was a bunch of people around the carpet. "Wow who's coming to school that's rich?!" Valencia and Luke walked side by side together with a stern look on their face making other feel they are saying don't bother us. "Isn't that the young master of the Zaph's , but who is the girl beside him". "I don't know but I feel like she's important or something so don't mess with her. Plus their hair looks similar". Luke and Valencia we to the door, already memorized their schedule. Because their father was so important they had a evaluator for them self. And also needed their ID's from the house to work it. After it confirms the ID the screen shows all the floor even a floor the school employees don't know of. Only for them to be at for lunch. 

First Luke was dropped off on the 3rd floor. And then Valencia was on the 6th floor. Her first period was for reading. She arrived more earlier than others. The teacher was standing at the door nervously. She noticed me walking towards the class. She ran towards her "miss Zaph you came would it be alright for you wait in  another room for the other students to come" Valencia nodded as an  yes. She relaxed after that nod. She took Valencia to a room behind the classroom. She heard voices in the classroom, until the bell rings the teacher yelled out "EVERYONE BE QUIET, WE HAVE A NEW STUDENT TODAY, A SPECIAL STUDENT!!" Everyone became quiet and looked at the teacher. The teacher started to walk towards the door. She opened the door and saw a lady standing there quietly, waiting patiently. The classroom was set up had three lines of desks on the each side. And space in the middle. Valencia walked straight to the board. She wrote on the board her name in cursive. She started to introduce herself "I'm Zaph Valencia, I'm 11 years old in 8th grade, it is nice to meet you today" everyone heard say Zaph and she was 11 in 8th grade. She acted more mature than them, and is 2 grade ahead. "Okay now you can go sit at the desk in the back next to the window.

[I did the background and the coloring for this cover, but thanks for the original artists work that came up with the characters profile/drawing]

A young lad abandoned on the streets with no one to care about that person. With nothing to care about, this young lad decided to do something quite insane. 

It seemed that everything was going to turn out bad from there, but by some luck. This story started to take a good turn. 

Let's see what this young lad will do, will it stay as peaceful from now on?

And on with the journey.

[in a bit of a process]

My story takes place in 6th grade. I remember this story very vividly as if it was just 2 weeks ago. 

My science teacher kinda looked like Bill Nye The Science Guy but he didn't get in the sun at alllllllll and was bald and had graying mustache. 

Okay so, my science teacher already had a reputation I didn't even know about when I transferred schools. I was in 6th grade and on my first day of school I asked an 8th grader on my bus why does he seem off?

Me: Do you know Mr. (Teacher)?

8th Grader: Yeah that guy is a total creep

Me: What do you mean?

8th grader: apparently he slapped my friend's butt while she was leaving his class and got caught for it

Me: really???

8th grader: yeah but all this stupid school did was switch him to the different color side. (My old school had a Silver Hall & A Blue Hall, my teacher was previously in the Blue hall the year before me and in 6th grade he switched to Silver Hall)

Me: So all they did was switch him to Silver Hall?? They didn't fire him?

8th grader: I know right. It's stupid- but tell me if he does anything.... 'bad' I'll have your back. He's a weirdo.

Me: Thank you

— and that was the end of the Bus ride —

The next day all of us were talking about (13 Reasons Why) because that show came out that week and me and all my friends were talking about the main character'Hannah' I noticed my science teacher looking at my friends in the back of the class. He's also my homeroom teacher and right after homeroom we have class for him...

He would give me creepy looks like.. I dunno I felt uncomfortable.


We would watch Bill Nye videos in his class and we had to sit in stools. I wasn't getting comfortable so I leaned over into the table to rest my head on my arm. Whenever I'd 'move' like that he'd come all the way to the back of the class..... to 'look' at something i dunno!! But whenever I heard his steps or saw him I'd straighten my back and repeat until the end of class. 

This year I was also accepted into Volleyball so I was talking about the outfits we had to wear, short shorts and out jerseys. I was talking about it to my team and then my science teacher joins in and says 

Me: We really have to wear this?? 

Friend: I know they're kinda revealing so I might change the shorts

Me: right I was thinking about doing that too

Teacher: Them Shorts are kinda small aren't they? I bet y'all would look good in them during practice.


I SWEAR HE SAID THAT!! Like I said I remember alllll of this so clearly.

We were all like... wtf 🤣 that's not something to say to 6th grader— no what never mind and we all left the room.

I had a game few days later and guess who walks through the door during our preparation.

HIM

My friends all huddled up and talked about him. He was just sitting in a black lawn chair on the sides of the gymnasium and looked at the girls. I have no idea what he was looking at but it wasn't the other teams faces....

That's my story I guess... just kinda "SURVIVED" 6th grade. Thank you for reading! 

Apparently there was a rumor that he'd leave class to get condoms and it turned out to be true! He parked his car like kinda behind the window in our classroom and I'd see small yellow packages... condoms, I believe he had an affair with a few teachers cause later on this teacher I hated showed up pregnant the next year.

This is a story in every chapter is not the same horror is the main plot of the story’s but sometimes it will be a little different and don’t forgot I know what you did

At my school, it all started when I, still not inspired by philosophy, tried to understand who that teacher was who arrived at that moment. On second thought, I started to like him, the way he taught and I saw his eyes moving in various directions as if he were a compass, and he, the teacher, hypothetically being a magnet that pulled students from the class towards him. Yes! He drew a lot of attention.
In the first days as a class teacher, I had a huge desire to know what it was that I wanted to do with the students of the 8th grade of elementary school at Colégio Nossa Senhora Aparecida, where they are in the city of Arapiraca-AL.
His oratory drew my attention and when least expected, one arrives and says: -This teacher is strange! He keeps telling stories with nothing to do with the subject. On that day, I came across another boy who is always with me, but he was not the only one, I had several colleagues to talk or chat with; etc. Daniel, student style "stumbled" in the discipline of mathematics. He's an exceptional guy, gifted; a level of logic incompatible with mine. The teacher, yes, himself! He gave my colleague Daniel a proposal that at the end of the year, everyone in the classroom should explain about their respective philosophers. He stayed with Plato, a great philosopher and the classic of the classical period of Ancient Greece. I'll talk later about the qualification I was.
In fact, everyone in the room was taken aback by what was going on, I had burning flashes because I had to read about the philosophers. However, life does not always happen as everyone wanted it to be. About me, I went through difficulties and moral harassment. All because of that teacher. The story begins and ends when I expose an irreversible and uncontrolled ability through my role as a student. The days went by...

As time went by, several things happened but I don't intend to put them here. For I don't want to put in too much detail; episodes that are not so relevant. Well, on the way to school is an introductory chapter. It is worth mentioning one thing: if you, dear reader, are interested in reading stories about bullying and student harassment, go ahead. If not, I think it will be inopportune for you to be reading this chapter.
I always arrive at school and especially before entering the classroom, a school principal always says a prayer. So, always being in the class, there is always that conformity and performance to the class. When the teacher arrives in the room, everyone is willing to pay attention to him, however, with suspicion. The students are always boring, unwilling to study, they want to make noise, "zueira". The road here is still long and with each passing day new experiences I can experience. With each passing day, my instinct begins to develop; the theme for the next chapter.
The instinct for wisdom, the desire to study begins to rise. Before I reached the 8th grade of elementary school, I was a very shy young man and I still didn't know what it would be like to "enjoy studying." As the year went on, I developed and perfected, my cognitive resources were developed and my shyness left aside more and more... The 8th grade was certainly the worst year of my school life. This path has become very tragic for me. I couldn't understand what was happening to me. I felt like it was an "inner torture" inside me. It was disappointing.
Depression is a very "silent" disease and even boring. Yes, I live with her for some time during the worst year. The students on my side, not all, but most of them thought me a nobody, a guy to be outdated in terms of studying, wanting to know, acquiring knowledge. It was very boring but I managed to take it on the bright side, I stayed on mine. I didn't misrepresent myself. It was fleeting, it passed as if nothing had happened. One day, I got out of bed and went to get ready for school. In the teacher's class, he made an order: -Douglas, starting today, will be in front of me, sitting on the front stool. I would stay if my memory serves me right, sitting on the third stool in the middle of the room. And that decision was very bad because, from that moment on, everyone in the classroom noticed the enormous attachment between me and the teacher. As a result, side chats or conversations started to increase and so did classroom bullying.
  The concept of instinct, since it leads to a certain behavior, was also the target of studies of the psychology of motivation, which is concerned with explaining the reasons that lead the human being to act. An explanation based on the instinct model presented above would make the final action the stimulus that would lead the individual to practice other actions (actions of appetite), in order to achieve it. His philosophical theory addresses several themes related to human existence, suffering, and boredom. Thus, according to the philosopher, life would go from suffering to boredom and happiness would be momentary.

It is a story report that randomly involves periods and timelines. The divine code is a great mystery carried out with conviction in my real life. But, in a way, to reach this peak related to the "divine aspect", I had to go through experiences at school and then at home. As a consequence, this book will bring us mystery and sensationalism. Reason, philosophy, religions; spiritism in general.

Enter this account as much as real and imaginary! You will like!

You know that feeling that is described in movies that you would feel fireworks on your first kiss. Yeah this was my first kiss. And I felt the fireworks, the fire, the sudden need to never stop. 

To my dismay Blake pulls away, "Autumn be mine." He demands. 

"Huh?" I froze, I couldn't move I was staring at Blake when he demanded me to be his. I swallowed my saliva in my throat, slowly trying to comprehend what is happening. 

"Autumn, I love you more than a best friend I have since we first met," Blake tells me, I stare at my hands. No one knows this but I've loved Blake since the 8th grade when I could really feel what love was. I remember it like it was yesterday. 

-Flashback to 8th Grade Dance- 

"May I have this dance Ms. Karev?" Blake comes up to me. I was sitting lonely at our table, my date had changed his mind and went with another girl. Of course Blake was very angry about this but I told it was okay. 

"Why yes Mr. Avery you may, " I said with a wide grin on my face. Blake has always been my knight in shining armor, he protected me from everyone. One time our classmate was talking shit about me and Blake punched him in the nose. Of course Blake got in trouble but he told me it was worth it.

He lead me to the dance floor where everyone was dancing with their dates. I slowly put hands in his and laid my head on his shoulder. 

Surprisingly Blake and I were the same height in 8th grade. We danced and everything went into slow motion, right at that moment I knew I'd love Blake for the rest of my life.

-End of Flashback- 

I snap back to reality when I feel Blake's hand on my cheek. 

I'm speechless and the only thing I could do is nod my head. Our smiles could light up our whole county. I lean in a kiss him again in which he laughs and returns the kiss. 

We broke apart and I could see tears start to dwell in his eyes. 

"Baby don't cry," I cup his face wiping the tears with my thumbs. This seems a bit weird cause he is the one crying and I'm the one wiping his tears. "Hey did anyone know about tonight?" I ask him.

He shakes his head and I point at our friends car I saw drive by 3 times in the past 20 minutes. He laughs and we see the window roll down.  Cheering erupts from our friends as they saw us holding hands. 

Wow I didn't even notice we were holding hands. It felt so right. I know I've made the best decision in my life by saying yes. 

I will always be his, I love him. I love Blake Avery. 

"Hey they just happened to be there. Look I'm sorry if I embarrassed you but I love you so it's okay right?" He said it so easily, like it rolled off of his tongue. 

"Alright it's fine, I love you too," and I did. I meant it with everything in me. 

He leans in and kisses me again. 

"Hey get a room!" Our friends yell towards us causing us to break apart laughing.

"Yeah I love you," I mumble with a wide grin. 

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Author's Note:

Hello everyone thank you for reading 'Our List'. Sorry for this short chapter.

I am currently listening to camp rock as writing this lol. Hope y'all enjoyed. Love ya lots.

Updated: July 17, 2020

Sincerely, I.V.

Seeing the school gate is already on the front I entered school. There were a lot of students going in and out. it's still 7:40 AM maybe that's why. 



Soon I continued walking to get to my classroom but some people block my way.



3 persons were blocking my way. The two just have normal-sized bodies but the one in the middle. He's tall almost as tall as me.



He's a delinquent in the upper grades Controlling the 10th-grade students. 



His name is Leo and the other two are Jacob and Josh's, twin brothers.



Looking him in the eye I asked. "Is there a problem? " Without fear, I glared at him.



Seeing his reaction he seems to be intimidated by my glare but he still said.



"You're becoming a nuisance, How dare you make the 8th grades not pay the toll."



There was one time when I always stayed silent someone took me for a pushover since I don't bully anyone. And that's the delinquent controlling 8th grade. They're scared of me because of my big build but since I don't bully anyone they took me for granted.



They asked for a toll but since I didn't give them any they tried to fight me but I won easily. Since then the 8th grade doesn't give any toll anymore.



I replied, "Is that my problem?" with a fearless face.



Seeing my reaction he couldn't help but tried to punch me in the face.



I looked at his fist and it's really slow. Perhaps this is because my perception is really high. 



I catch his fist with my hands easily with no effort.



Looking at Leo's surprised face he suddenly became angry and look at me in the face.


I thought maybe I can try it on him. "Let's try to use Aura Pressure on him."



Just as he looked at me in the eyes I activated Aura Pressure.


The atmosphere seems to become heavier.


The other people looking at us couldn't help but feel the pressure. Though I only intended to use it on Leo because my Aura is already quite strong they could feel some of the leaks from my aura.


The other people may only feel uneasy but to Leo who is my main target felt the whole pressure coming from me.



Leo began to tremble and felt like it's the end of the world for him. He falls to his butt and he looks like he pissed in his uniform the other students won't be able to notice this but because of my heightened senses, I could clearly see the small water drops in his uniform. I stopped Aura Pressure and look at him in the eye again. 



Though I didn't use my skill anymore best still trembling in fear. That must have left an emotional trauma in him.



I said to him " I don't care what you do but if you ever messed with me again you'll experience something much worse than this.



The twin brothers who are with him tried to refute but Leo stopped them.



"That's all," I said and continued walking to the classroom. 



Soon the news spread to the whole school.
"Kim Vencio of the 8th grade beat Leo of 10th grade easily which made him tremble and fall to his butt."




In the class, my classmates look at me with fear, some with respect, and some others I don't even know.




I could clearly hear their whispers. " Was the news true? Is that really Kim that we know? What are we gonna do what if he collects toll from us?



Some who knew who I really am thought that this was for good and they knew I'm gonna protect this class from other delinquents.




Soon the teacher arrived and she looked at me with curiosity, After a while class started.


She started writing questions on the board.



The questions on the board I couldn't solve it even if I'm given time if it was before but now the answer is already in my head just after reading the question once. 



Having high perception and intelligence really helps in class a lot.



The teacher looked at me then smiled. Mr. Vencio please answer the questions on the board.



Hearing the teacher called me I stood up and walk to the board. 


My classmates then started whispering again.



Not minding them I continued.



She gave me a chalk and smiled. I started writing the answers and just after a few, I'm done.




The teacher looks at me and said " Aren't you gonna double-check if your answers are right?"



Looking at her expression I smiled and said " That's my final answer ma'am maybe YOU should check it first.


Some of my classmates were whispering once again saying It's impossible for me to answer that questions since it's not even lessoned on us.




The teacher looks at me with a fond expression then she looks at the board.




Just as she was about to refute she was surprised about what she saw.



 All my answers are correct.


She looks at me with a surprised expression and made me answer a few questions again but each time I answered them correctly.



She stared at me with shock and didn't notice the time. The next subject teacher was here already.



She fixed her composure and said her goodbye.


The teacher that has just arrived just like the teacher earlier made me answer the questions. Just like before the teacher was surprised.



This continued till all classes ended.


LL
Since it's time to go home I quickly pack my things and got outside of the classroom.



Just as I got outside There were already some delinquents outside.


"Looks like this is gonna be troublesome," I thought to myself. Now I'm gonna become a delinquent as well and the other delinquents are gonna challenge me after this.



"Am I really go on a become a delinquent?"


Well, what's done is done let's just finished quickly so I could go to work.



-Current Status

Name: Kim
Age: 15
Health: 100/100 - Rank F
Energy: 300/300 Rank E-
Strength:  18 - Rank F-
Speed: 16 Rank F-
Endurance: 18 Rank F-
Intelligence:  57 Rank F+
Perception  62 Rank F+
Charisma - Rank G+
Luck - Rank B
Overall Battle Power: 571 Rank E

Free stat points 105
Normal people is 5

Skills 

Active:
Aura Pressure

Passive:
Heightened Senses, Mix Martial Arts, Basic Magic, Millennium old wisdom.

In the system, things are graded from Respectively G, F, E, D, C, B, A, S, SS, SSS, X, XX, XXX 
 With 2 Subgrades - and +.

Supreme Points:21,000
Money In-system: $101,000 


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This is not the Earth we live on so there may be names or places you couldn't recognize.
Meaning it's a make belief place made by me.
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Thank you very much!!

1. The whole school thought I was going to star on Drake and Josh: In second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play Megan's cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first I just told my best friend, but then the whole school found out. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even asked for a picture with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no knowledge of when it was ending), and so they wouldn't need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UP UNTIL LIKE 6TH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I'M SO ANGRY.

2. Classroom Chaos: So in 8th grade I used to read during class a lot. At the time I was reading an Artemis Fowl book, and for some reason I had two copies of the same book. So one day in my English class we were reading this other book (which I had already finished reading three days earlier), I was reading my own book and when it was finally my turn to read, I had no idea where we were. So the teacher took my book away, I found my spot, read the part and passed it to the next person to start reading.

So after I read my part, I took out my second copy of Artemis and picked up right where I left off. Skip a few minutes ahead, gets back to my turn to read, and again I don't know where we are. So teacher takes a look at me, sees the book in my hands, then back to her desk obviously confused for a second. But shrugs it off knowing it's me she's dealing with (I've caused similar problems like this before), takes my second book and puts it on her desk, and makes me read my part.

Now my friend that sat two chairs down from me was also reading Artemis at the same time as me and with a quick look to him he knew exactly what I was planning. He took it out and passed it over without hesitation. I opened to a random spot and just pretended like I was reading. (At this point it was just to mess with my teacher.)
So skip forward again and my teacher sees me with the book again and says, "How many of those do you have?" I gave my smartass remark as "enough." She took away that book, too. But now at this point I was out of books, and the rest of my class knew it. But the teacher didn't know I was out. So she continued with her lesson and another friend of mine took two of her books and switched out two of the Artemis books on her desk to make them look like they were still there.

He passed the books slowly around the room, one at a time, until they were back to me. Then I took one out, opened to a random spot and just kept it open, waiting to get caught. I silently signaled to a few people in class and they started laughing. The teacher looked at what they were laughing at and saw me with yet another book. She looked at her desk where there were seemingly 3 Artemis books and saw me with a 4th. She took it, walked back to her desk, put it down, turned around, and saw me with the second book that got taken back on my desk!!!

The teacher thought she was going to win this game but underestimated my teamwork with my classmates. So the second she came over to me to take the seemingly 5th book, another classmate took back the other two books from her desk and split them up—sending one to me one way, and the other another way.

The teacher was very flustered and laughing hysterically at this point and there was no more teaching going on. The entire class was also going ballistic trying to see who would win. It was just a game of "How many books does this one 8th grader have?"

So at the end of the class she thought she had taken 11 books from me. I took pity on her and told her what was really happening. I told her that I had already read the first book, and all the teamwork that went on. We were both laughing and making jokes. In the end she agreed to let me read my own books as long as I kept track of the actual book we were reading. (Meaning, I ask the person next to me tell me when it's my turn and they point out my spot to read so I don't actually have to keep track.)

3. Victoria's no longer a secret: So my oldest brother Ethan doesn't like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he's a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants.

So one day we're all just chilling on the couch when Ethan comes in wearing his boxers. My younger brother Eric asks if he can take off his pants too and Ethan says yeah, just make sure you have clean underwear on.

Eric leaves the room, goes upstairs, comes back 3 or 4 minutes later without pants in my underwear, and not just any underwear; Victoria's Secret, MY VICTORIA'S SECRET (only girl in the family).

Ethan is laughing his ass off, Nate (next oldest brother) is rolling on the floor, and I'm just sitting there like WTF.

My dad chooses the best time to come in with guests, when one of his 10 year old sons is standing in the living room wearing his only daughters frilly Victoria's Secrets, his oldest isn't wearing pants, and the other two sons are on the floor dying.

The neighbors haven't come over since.

4. My favorite teacher: One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so happened to kick a HUGE rock (keep in mind, I was wearing flip-flops so it hurt like hell) and without thinking, I shouted at the top of my lungs "MOTHERFUCKER!" And with my god-awful luck, my math teacher was sitting at the bench right BESIDE ME. He then took me inside to what I thought was yell at me but he just couldn't stop laughing and sent me back outside with a literal candy bar. He is still my favorite teacher I've ever had.

5. Lotion boy: One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly, "Does anyone have any lotion?" The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion.

The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches him in confusion.

The teacher asks him what he's doing, and he responds with "I forgot to moisturize this morning" and puts even more on his face.

The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he's being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasn't come back in, so someone opens the door to check and he's still smearing lotion all over his face. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he's used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.

6.  I never got to eat my Pringles: Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids.

Here's the back story: My parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. But when recess came around so I could take MY Pringles and go eat it outside, they weren't in my bag. I started scoping the area, trying to find my Pringles. I call the teacher, she tries to find them but she can't either. Than this thought comes to my mind—What if MOIRA STOLE IT?

Moira was this chubby girl in my class that literally ALWAYS wore this purple princess dress that should be classified as a bad Halloween costume (seriously) and was known for being a bitch.

Being the judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must've stolen my damn Pringles. I just tell my teacher, "Well too bad, I'll just go out for recess now. It was just PRINGLES." Being a little angel. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. I'm talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. So after a solid 10 minutes, I find a group of these kids crowded at the side of one of the portable classrooms. I rush over to see what it is. The kids were eating Pringles. Barbecue flavored Pringles. MY PRINGLES. I start raging as I smack the Pringles out of the kids' hands and start ripping people away from the main source. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH'S FILTHY HANDS. By now even dumbass Moira knows what's up, she's a goner. I would've murdered her at the very least, but a supervisor saw us and ran over.

Moira was forced to apologize and I was forced to accept her damn apology.

I never got to eat my Pringles.

To this day I'm sure she fears my cold dead hands, ready to rip her lying face off.

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