a 8th grade girl goes through life only to be heart broken from people that used her feelings and took advantage of her kindness and sweet heart turning her into a Pearson that is ready to fight and not easily trusting

Man, I just wanted to have a good 8th grade to wrap up middle school.

Now after being a directioner my life was fully charged I just wanna keep talking about them or look at them I just wanna run to them but that time it wasn't possible. The biggest gift they gave to me was courage and strength to life and now I can live my life that is better than before I can live as directioner not as a teen. I can live for myself not for someone else they taught me many things and worst part was haters as usual I wish I could tell them It's ok to not to love them as we but it's not right to hate them like that. And worst of all is that Indian boys think they are six or bisexual actually i think boys here in India have some problem the one who look better than them are sixer or gay 😁😁😁😁 but that's true can't help them they are just hopeless. My grades were like usual but my mom's scolding wasn't usual i have some words like 1d spoiled you and all that stuff but have to listen can't help
My new class finally started 8th grade I made new friends they were good and I found a directioner too so happy about that she even gave me 1d's autobiography to read for a month and there comes my ex bff and a hater she was always like hate, hate them and hate them leave let her go let her say cause hating is their part time job so let them do it. I read it all the time and keep it with me like someone keeps gold i used to read it whenever I was free in school, at home everywhere and then the day came when I have to listen about the book I mean the scolding for keeping the book with me. And maybe you all got it, its my 8th grade teacher i don't think that reading worlds biggest boy band's autobiography is something wrong but they are boys at last and she saw it the first question she asked how many boyfriends do i have I wish to say 5 ( you know what i mean about 5) but i have to say no one and the best part of scolding was as she open the cover page she finds nothing but a black page again and again i wanted to shoot her and still want to do that never mind i'll forgive her. 
But i don't know why suddenly my grades were going down i can't blames lads cause they say us to study but my mom thinks its all because of them and i am still like wtf, plz give me a break. Finally i am in 9th tho but with bad grades.
               ~ 2016

The next day, the same thing happened agin as yesterday did. Valencia woke up early, and did all the cooking and took care of Juliu and read. But this time the rest woke up a bit earlier then last time. 

For school in the morning they had an assembly, for the whole school. So they can announce the leaders of each grade. Everyone gathered, seating in rows. And the elite groups went behind the stage., to get ready. 

The students that noticed that the daughter of the Zaph family wasn't in her seat, they started to gossip about it. "Look the daughter of the Zaph group, thinks she all in mighty, by missing this assembly" "yeah, she's probably some where getting something for her appearance". 

The principal went up stage for their attention. "Excuse me, can all of you quiet down for the assembly". They lowered down their voices for the principal to talk. "Today we are announcing the leader of your grades. So how this is going to work, we are going to send out the elite groups out, except the leader. Then we are going to announce their name and tell out their grade for each subject they got. And they are going to receive their cape of color. We are going to announce he leaders by the lowest to highest grade". 

The principal waved out to the side, for the elite groups to come out. It went by the oldest to youngest. The students for the 8th grade, noticed that their precious leader from the past years was up there. "Our Joseph isn't the leader this year, so who could it be?!" Joseph was the leader for their group for the past years. The one who are picked leader wear a black uniform. The rest of the students normally wear a white uniform. The colors of their capes are randomly chosen but for the 9th grade leader will always wear a white cape. 

The elite groups were all standing, but when the leader came for their group they will sit down except the leader. They announced all of the leaders and their grades. Until it came to the second last person "and the second person to get the highest score is Zaph Luke, and his scores are mostly in the 90s. He has got the red cape." Then a bunch of chears came, but most of them were in the 8th grade group because their group was the last one left, so it meant they got the 1st place. Some of them think that Joseph will just stand up for their leader. 
"And the first place person, is very amazing she has scored all hundreds and had skipped two grades. This is probably the first time we saw this happen in our school. And her name is Zaph Valencia!!" The principal started to clap and so did the rest, except the 8th graders. They were surprised by the first place person was the transfer student who barley came. And the principal also added "she also got a 107 on her application for the school, because of the extra 7 points was because she corrected an question on the test that none of you got but she did by circling the right answer for the test but wrote down the real answer. She also finished it in 40 minutes unlike the rest of you who finished it in 3 hours. She also got the color blue for her cape". 

Because Valencia hair was down she had to put it up for them to put the cape on. She did it with an stern but gentle face. Which made the everyone blush to see the moment. Then when they finished putting on her cape a sudden gust of wind came. It seemed that Luke ran towards his sister, Valencia sensed that he waa going for a hug. She decided to get ready to cushion him to not hurt anything. He landed in her chest, happily crying in her arms. "Big sis, I made it next to you, but my scores weren't as good as yours, not at all". The crowed was surprised to see the prince of their school who always acted cool, suddenly was happily crying in someone's arms. "It's alright Luke, you don't need to cry over it" Valencia started to pet Luke and smiled so she confront him. 

All of a sudden the door opened wide, making a loud bang. A person in a black suit came walking in the middle."Luke don't make your sister concerned about you, or your going to make hwas going as over it". After hearing a voice they recognized, they looked up seeing their father. "Father what are you doing here" Valencia asked "Mr.Zaph, May I help you?!" James looked at the principal "can I take my children to celebrate?"  James questioned the principal "of course you can!!" Valencia and Luke jumped off the stage and walked towards their father. They then left together, at the same time the crowd was so surprised they didn't say a word.

[I did the background and the coloring for this cover, but thanks for the original artists work that came up with the characters profile/drawing]

A young lad abandoned on the streets with no one to care about that person. With nothing to care about, this young lad decided to do something quite insane. 

It seemed that everything was going to turn out bad from there, but by some luck. This story started to take a good turn. 

Let's see what this young lad will do, will it stay as peaceful from now on?

And on with the journey.

[in a bit of a process]

"You...You... You... How did you know eerr... I mean, you're spouting nonsense, kid! I have been concocting pill since you were still in your mother's womb! Stop speaking a load of bullcrap!" Master Fengzi pointed his finger at Jiu Shen and snarled angrily, causing his long gray beard to tremble. 

Hearing his words, Jiu Shen chuckled in his heart. 'This little brat is so funny... I don't even know how old I am anymore. In fact, I had even seen the birth of countless worlds...'

"The Invigorating Meridians Pill has the effect of enhancing one's potential in breaking through the 9th-rank Saint realm. Furthermore, this pill can also add an additional one hundred years of lifespan to whoever consumes it. Considering your cultivation which is still at the mid-stage 8th-rank Divine realm, this pill should be a preparatory pill for when you reach the peak-stage 8th-rank Divine realm. Little brat, you're still wet behind the ears to fool me..." Jiu Shen calmly stated as if he knew what was happening with Master Fengzi's life like the back of his hand.

Master Fengzi was listening to Jiu Shen's words with a horrified expression on his aged face. The hand that he used to point at Jiu Shen was trembling uncontrollably.

After Jiu Shen spoke, Master Fengzi's gaze towards Jiu Shen turned into that of profound dread. 'What the hell?! Did this snotty kid just call me a little brat?!' And how the fuck did he know everything about the pill I was concocting after giving it one sniff?! Is this kid a descendant of a dragon dog?!'

As for Lu Sulan, she felt a sense of deja vu while listening to their conversation. 'It looks like even Master Fengzi is powerless against Lord Jiu Shen.' She muttered in her heart. At the same time, she was now completely certain that Jiu Shen was an Alchemy Saint.

"What rubbish! You might have read the description of the Invigorating Meridians Pill somewhere before! And you dare flaunt your paltry knowledge to an Alchemy Sovereign?!" Master Fengzi shouted angrily despite his rising dread. The atmosphere that Jiu Shen was giving off was something that he was very familiar with. He felt the same sensation when he had faced the Alchemy Hall's supreme elder who was a full-fledged Alchemy Saint. 

Jiu Shen did not bother to give a reply at Master Fengzi's remarks. He merely looked at him like how he would glance at a foolish mortal.

Facing his cold and indifferent gaze, Master Fengzi's hairs involuntarily stood on end.

"If you have these ingredients, I will help you in concocting one set of Invigorating Meridians Pill." Jiu Shen handed him a piece of paper that he had written last night. It contained the auxiliary ingredients needed to concoct the Crimson Astral Blaze Pill. Of course, he added some miscellaneous ingredients in order to confuse whoever would read the contents of the paper.

Master Fengzi absent-mindedly grabbed the piece of paper and took a look at it. When he saw that most of them were rare and precious ingredients, his pair of murky eyes widened with an appalled look. "You snotty kid! Why don't you rob our Alchemy Hall instead?! All of the ingredients written here are at least 8th-grade ingredients! Damn bastard!"

The Crimson Astral Blade Pill was a 9th-grade pill, so all of the ingredients needed to concoct it were all high-grade ingredients. 

"Ah- Master Fengzi, I will pay for all the ingredients written on that paper. No matter how much it is, I will pay." Lu Sulan spoke with a determined look on her face. She was gambling everything on Jiu Shen. After all, he was the only hope she had after all these years of finding the thing that could help her resolve her issue.

"This... Sect Mistress Lu, are you sure about this? All the ingredients he needed would amount to more than a hundred thousand True Crystals..." Master Fengzi said with a wry smile.

Lu Sulan shuddered after hearing the price, but she can still stomach it. That amount was equivalent to thirty percent of their sect's annual income. With their sect's deep pocket which was accumulated after several decades, it was a big amount but not that much either. 

She can just accumulate that kind of wealth in less than half a year. Thinking up to that, Lu Sulan clenched her fists tightly and said through gritted teeth. "I'm willing to pay for it, Master Fengzi."

Master Fengzi was surprised at her determination. He wondered what kind of pill they would concoct using those precious ingredients. 'How did this snotty kid manage to fool Sect Mistress Lu's naive heart? Sigh!'

"Since Sect Mistress Lu have spoken... Fine, I agree. But you should know that these ingredients are hard to come by, so you better not waste all of it, you, darned kid!" Master Fengzi coldly glared at Jiu Shen.

"You may take your seat, Sect Mistress Lu. Don't worry, this old man will be back in a jiffy."
He then smiled kindly at Lu Sulan before he walked out of the room to get the ingredients. 

The ingredients that Jiu Shen wrote were all precious and high-grade, so he had to personally get them.

Those ingredients might be rare, but as the holy land of alchemists, the Alchemy Hall had a few of them in stock.

Inside the branch head's room, Jiu Shen and Lu Sulan stood in front of each other. When Master Fengzi left the room, an awkward silence followed. 

Lu Sulan glanced at Jiu Shen with a curious look. She stared at him carefully to check if she might uncover something about him. He was a man with a mysterious background, and his appearance in her Ice Cloud Sword Sect was too sudden. 'Just who are you, Lord Jiu Shen?'

After feeling her deep gaze, Jiu Shen stared back at her, causing Lu Sulan to blush in embarrassment. He then grabbed a seat for himself and sat lazily on it. 'Why do I have to meet a lot of troublesome little brats? Sigh! This life is tough...'

(THIS IS MY FIRST TRY AT WRITING AND IM WRITING ON MY PHONE SORRY. )               For as long as I could remember I liked to cause pain. I accidentally tripped my mother and when she started crying it was the best. Her cry's of pain filled me with joy as she slowly stood back up and regained herself. She smiled at me since I was laughing at her so hard. And did it again this time faking it. I didn't laugh just looked away slowly. She was confused but since I was a baby she brushed it off. Years passed and I was now 5 and I. The first grade I was smart I figured out everything I read 8th grade level books and understood them. My teacher's visibly dropped when I chose to read Harry Potter instead of Cat In The Hat. And more time passed now being in the eighth grade. My long forgotten sadism kicked in with puberty. I started watching revenge porn (pls no cancel) and I became addicted to their cry's. Eventually it wasn't enough and I started to think about causing pain. But I waited until 10th grade I was now most likely fully grown 6'4 and a healthy 193 pounds. I was toned but not very muscular I was proud Olof my body since both of my parents were ugly as hell. I decided I'd use the semi ugly semi hot Crystal Hones, I asked her out on a date and it began, my first victim! I took her to a restaurant known for its delicious steak. I knew she loved too eat since I had asker her friends before. While she was eating she had to excuse herself during that time I put the Restoril in her drink. She came back and took a sip and after about 5 to 10 minutes it took effect. I told the waiter she has Anemia and the waiter shook his head. I paid the bill put her in my truck and headed to the special place I prepared.

Hi, if you don't know me which you obviously don't because before this book I have never made a chapter book in my life, my name is Adriana P Marie and I am 14 years old graduated from the 8th grade. You might know me from other YouTube videos such as J and A Squad, Pretty Little Liars and a bunch more. I do a lot of gaming, reaction, theories and spoilers from the TV shows that I watch. I love doing you tube videos because I love editing, writing content and more. That's how I got my start in to writing.


Earlier Years Of How I Became A Writer


         In my earlier years I loved to scribble on paper and white boards to waste paper or just draw. So I have experience in both hobbies which are writing and drawing. I was very opened with my creativity and kept on drawing till the end of 7th grade in the summer time where I found an app where you have your own fan clubs or communities. It was called Amino and I enjoyed it. It taught me how to write because by the time, I wasn't good at writing nor did I know how to write.  All I started to do was write and write and that's what I still do now. 


         Once I was in 8th grade I started to loose interest in drawing and thought I was no good because in 7th grade I had a friend who told me I wasn't good at drawing and it made me feel I wasn't good enough either which she knew I stopped drawing because of her. So basically I have to thank her for leading me towards an interest into writing because if she never thought I had hideous drawings I would have never been a writer today. 


         As time progressed it was my first day of 8th grade and I was in ELA and the teacher in that class told us that we had spelling words and for home work every Tuesday and Wednesday we had to  write either sentences or short stories about anything whether it was made up or about us we would want to share. I always did short stories about crazy things like vampires, or any other made up fiction. That inspired me to make this chapter book because I realized how good I am at writing. 


        Towards the middle of the year I ended up in a cycle called Studio Art where I was very negative at the time about drawing and hating it the beginning because I was a writer and felt I wasn't good at it. How I got into studio art was in 7th grade while I still loved art I decided to sign up for it because I thought it would be fun. I got it in the last cycle I would have and I never realized how fun I would have even though it took me away from my writing because I felt I needed to focus on art. My art teacher always thought I would be an artist but she was wrong because I always found a love for writing. Honestly when I was a kid I wrote plays and felt interested into writing them with tons of dialog with kings and queens and more. At the end of the year I graduated 8th grade and now I'm ready to head to highs school and to continue to be the best writer I can be.


            Other Things About Me


      Other things about me is that I am an excellent swimmer. All the time when I go to my families house when they have a pool I normally like to swim laps or just regularly swim in the summer time. If I even go in the water I can't get out because I love swimming so much. I can also do some tricks like handstands, diving in sallow water, and holding my breath for a minute. I also am good at creating games in the water like Bad Santa or Be a Monkey. 


        The bad Santa game is a game I created where one person has to be a kid and the other person has to be Santa and you can do different voices and you have to say to Santa what you want for Christmas and you get splashed in the face. If you don't want to be Santa you could add to the game like what my brother and I did is when we get sick of being Santa, we have to dance fight or actual fight where we make a song and use a disco dude. (We got it from Despicable Me 3.) The Be A Monkey Game is like the Floor is Lava but you have to be in the pool to play. You can not touch the pool ground and you either can use a pool toy or the edge of the pool to hold for you to keep yourself up. I suggest you play in the shallow end of the pool not the deep end because its easier and way more fun.


       Something else about me is that I keep a diary of private secrets that are hidden to everyone. Now just in case my mom reads this I won't tell you guys where it is. It's a secret just in case. But I enjoy writing things I did as well like people at school that I don't like who I felt were mean or in other things what I did that was important like riding my skate board. Everything that I have done is in there so I don't want anyone to read it because it also has thoughts I don't want anyone to know about. 


         The last thing about me is that I love to sing and dance and have a bit of fun sometimes. Ok so this one is my favorite fact because it suits me perfectly because I love to have fun and dance around a bit and just hangout and chill. I did a couple of school plays so I can sing and dance but I was just an extra and nothing else. I listened and learned the songs and moves. I also started to dance in my own bed room. I still do and when my Step dad puts the music on I love to rock out. I also love to have fun by doing family movie night with them and I enjoy watching movies with them. 


       There are a lot of facts about me and I know I can't cover them all until I'm older because even though I am a freshmen I still need to find myself a bit more and develop more interests to write about. So overall these things I am interested in might change when I'm older and soon I hope to give you all my life's story when I reach 30. So I hope you enjoyed somethings about me and the story I wrote. That's all it for now!!!

Ever since the 1700's people have been doing rituals and having dreams of a demon or any signs of danger. As time moved on others started to stop caring about these tragic events and just gave up on rituals or history and started to lie that it was peaceful. But when one person finds a lesson very interesting  decides to go to the library and look for a certain book that changes everything . Soon they end up going on a journey to start these rituals but it all goes wrong when they find out all these big twists that lead to Elizabeth a sister of the past  alive and trying to stop them at all costs that leads to the end.  Enjoy this book with tins of twists and craziness that happens.

[This chapter follows off from the Synopsis of the story, if you haven't read the synopsis, go read it then come back]
---2004, November, New York ---
After gaining his new ability, he grew mentally at an alarming rate, he didn't act mature or proper but he could speak perfectly, solve puzzles beyond his years, ask complex question his parents didn't know the answers to, and questioning everything that happened around him.
Despite their son being gifted with a genius-level intellect, they still got to enjoy the childish moments.
He left cookies and milk out for Santa, being afraid of the monsters he thought were under his bed, watching Bob the Builder, and snuggling up to them for an extra cookie after dinner.
Upon entering Kindergarten, it didn't take long for the teachers to recommend he be moved straight to first grade, it was obvious from his first day there that the boy had more interest in learning than making friends and playtime.
After some convincing, his parents finally agreed to move him up to first grade.
A year passed and while most people would go from first grade to second grade, he went straight to fifth grade.
Being in a class will people twice your age is daunting for any child, no matter how intelligent you are, thankfully his school had a no-tolerance policy when it came to bullying.
Life continued like this for a few years, being moved up several classes every year rather than just one.
By the time his 8th birthday was around the corner, he is about to start his freshman year at high school.
As his 8th birthday was tomorrow, he went to sleep early, getting ready for the coming party and trip to his favorite place in the world, Stark Tower, a place of technological innovation.
When time on all the clocks hit 00:00, unbeknownst to him, his body started glowing, blue wisps circled his body.
His parents stand at his bedroom door looking at him with worry and familiarity, his mother pats his father on the shoulder, "he did this when he was four... when he gained his special intellect... we should tell him of his true origins"
His father nods his head, "we will but first, we need to find and help him manage whatever new ability he gains from this"
They continue to watch in silence as the boy's body continues to glow for several hours before returning to normal.
Upon waking up, he gets in a quick shower before getting dressed and heads down for breakfast.
Sitting down at the table, he starts eating the cereal waiting for him until he notices the worry on his mother's face.
Ignoring it for now, he reaches for his glass of orange juice, only for it to shoot into his hand.
With wide eyes, he looks at his parents who have small smiles on their faces, "what just happened?"
His father puts down the mail he was looking through as his mother sits beside him, "Son, we have something to tell you but don't freak out and just listen, okay?"
He nods at his dad, before talking, the older man takes a sip of water, "Your adopted, I know that might be hard to hear but please listen, you are what people call an alien... a being not from this planet"
"You look like us and have the same anatomy as us but on our way to my uncle's farm out in the country, we saw what looked like a come plummet from the sky and his the ground in front of us"
"When we took a closer look, we found a pod, and inside that pod was a small baby boy... you"
[Author's Note: No, he's not a marvel version of a Kryptonian]
"We had been trying to have a child for years but luck was against us... until you came"
Silence filled the air as they let the boy take in everything, he raises his head with tears in his eyes, "a-am i a monster?"
His mother quickly hugs him, "No, you are a beautiful boy with a hear of gold, it's like those comic books you like reading, you're a gift to this world and us"
His father kneels next to him, "We still love you, you may not be biologically ours but your still our son, I'd fight anyone that said otherwise"
After a few minutes, Alex wipes his tears away, "What's happening to me?"
His parents give each other a nod before looking back to him, "we believe that you will get a new ability, power, or skill every four years, we don't know when it will stop but on your fourth birthday, we saw your body glow like the sun and the next morning you were beyond intelligent"
"And just like clockwork, your body glowed last night, but this time blue wisps were circling your body... and now you can use telekinesis, or that's what I think since you basically summoned the orange juice to your hand", his father says with a chuckle.
"Remember when you asked your mother and me why we were cleaning the basement and padding it with soundproof walls? i had a hunch that you would eventually get a power or ability that you would need a space to train, so the basement is your sanctuary away from reality and a place where you can truly be yourself"
"But with you knowing the truth, you can't tell other people, okay?"
Alexander nods, "Who knows what would happen if the authorities knew there was an alien walking around", he says with a bright smile.

[This is not a reincarnation story and there will be no harem]

Alex was born normal but he didn't stay that way, on his fourth birthday, he gained the power/ability, [Enhanced Intelligence].

1. The whole school thought I was going to star on Drake and Josh: In second grade, I told everyone that I was leaving school before next semester to move to Hollywood to play Megan's cousin from Vermont on Drake and Josh. At first I just told my best friend, but then the whole school found out. I had people coming up to me and asking me for my autograph and a teacher even asked for a picture with me. When I showed up on the first day of school in third grade, I told everyone that the show was going off the air after the season finished (even though I had no knowledge of when it was ending), and so they wouldn't need me. AND THE SHOW ENDED AFTER THAT SEASON AND EVERYONE BELIEVED ME UP UNTIL LIKE 6TH GRADE BUT NOW MY BEST FRIEND WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT IT AND I'M SO ANGRY.

2. Classroom Chaos: So in 8th grade I used to read during class a lot. At the time I was reading an Artemis Fowl book, and for some reason I had two copies of the same book. So one day in my English class we were reading this other book (which I had already finished reading three days earlier), I was reading my own book and when it was finally my turn to read, I had no idea where we were. So the teacher took my book away, I found my spot, read the part and passed it to the next person to start reading.

So after I read my part, I took out my second copy of Artemis and picked up right where I left off. Skip a few minutes ahead, gets back to my turn to read, and again I don't know where we are. So teacher takes a look at me, sees the book in my hands, then back to her desk obviously confused for a second. But shrugs it off knowing it's me she's dealing with (I've caused similar problems like this before), takes my second book and puts it on her desk, and makes me read my part.

Now my friend that sat two chairs down from me was also reading Artemis at the same time as me and with a quick look to him he knew exactly what I was planning. He took it out and passed it over without hesitation. I opened to a random spot and just pretended like I was reading. (At this point it was just to mess with my teacher.)
So skip forward again and my teacher sees me with the book again and says, "How many of those do you have?" I gave my smartass remark as "enough." She took away that book, too. But now at this point I was out of books, and the rest of my class knew it. But the teacher didn't know I was out. So she continued with her lesson and another friend of mine took two of her books and switched out two of the Artemis books on her desk to make them look like they were still there.

He passed the books slowly around the room, one at a time, until they were back to me. Then I took one out, opened to a random spot and just kept it open, waiting to get caught. I silently signaled to a few people in class and they started laughing. The teacher looked at what they were laughing at and saw me with yet another book. She looked at her desk where there were seemingly 3 Artemis books and saw me with a 4th. She took it, walked back to her desk, put it down, turned around, and saw me with the second book that got taken back on my desk!!!

The teacher thought she was going to win this game but underestimated my teamwork with my classmates. So the second she came over to me to take the seemingly 5th book, another classmate took back the other two books from her desk and split them up—sending one to me one way, and the other another way.

The teacher was very flustered and laughing hysterically at this point and there was no more teaching going on. The entire class was also going ballistic trying to see who would win. It was just a game of "How many books does this one 8th grader have?"

So at the end of the class she thought she had taken 11 books from me. I took pity on her and told her what was really happening. I told her that I had already read the first book, and all the teamwork that went on. We were both laughing and making jokes. In the end she agreed to let me read my own books as long as I kept track of the actual book we were reading. (Meaning, I ask the person next to me tell me when it's my turn and they point out my spot to read so I don't actually have to keep track.)

3. Victoria's no longer a secret: So my oldest brother Ethan doesn't like wearing pants while at home, he wears boxers (because he's a gentleman) but REFUSES to wear pants.

So one day we're all just chilling on the couch when Ethan comes in wearing his boxers. My younger brother Eric asks if he can take off his pants too and Ethan says yeah, just make sure you have clean underwear on.

Eric leaves the room, goes upstairs, comes back 3 or 4 minutes later without pants in my underwear, and not just any underwear; Victoria's Secret, MY VICTORIA'S SECRET (only girl in the family).

Ethan is laughing his ass off, Nate (next oldest brother) is rolling on the floor, and I'm just sitting there like WTF.

My dad chooses the best time to come in with guests, when one of his 10 year old sons is standing in the living room wearing his only daughters frilly Victoria's Secrets, his oldest isn't wearing pants, and the other two sons are on the floor dying.

The neighbors haven't come over since.

4. My favorite teacher: One time in 6th grade we were at recess and while I was running to my friends, I just so happened to kick a HUGE rock (keep in mind, I was wearing flip-flops so it hurt like hell) and without thinking, I shouted at the top of my lungs "MOTHERFUCKER!" And with my god-awful luck, my math teacher was sitting at the bench right BESIDE ME. He then took me inside to what I thought was yell at me but he just couldn't stop laughing and sent me back outside with a literal candy bar. He is still my favorite teacher I've ever had.

5. Lotion boy: One time in my chemistry class, while the teacher was talking, this guy asked loudly, "Does anyone have any lotion?" The teacher stopped talking as some girl gave him some hand lotion.

The guy proceeds to slowly rub the lotion on his face as the whole class watches him in confusion.

The teacher asks him what he's doing, and he responds with "I forgot to moisturize this morning" and puts even more on his face.

The teacher asks him to go to the hall to finish his moisturizing because he's being a distraction, and after about 10 minutes he still hasn't come back in, so someone opens the door to check and he's still smearing lotion all over his face. He finally comes back in and hands the girl her lotion, and he's used up half of it. Now people call him lotion boy.

6.  I never got to eat my Pringles: Okay, so this was in fourth grade, and I was in this class with all these dumbass kids.

Here's the back story: My parents usually pack me fruit for a snack, but on this day they packed me like half of the leftover Pringles from the day before, you know, in that cylinder container. I was really excited since I LOVE PRINGLES. But when recess came around so I could take MY Pringles and go eat it outside, they weren't in my bag. I started scoping the area, trying to find my Pringles. I call the teacher, she tries to find them but she can't either. Than this thought comes to my mind—What if MOIRA STOLE IT?

Moira was this chubby girl in my class that literally ALWAYS wore this purple princess dress that should be classified as a bad Halloween costume (seriously) and was known for being a bitch.

Being the judgmental 9-10 year old I was, I straight out concluded that she must've stolen my damn Pringles. I just tell my teacher, "Well too bad, I'll just go out for recess now. It was just PRINGLES." Being a little angel. So I stomp out of the class and start searching for Moira. I'm talking checking areas, finding witnesses, wasting my time. So after a solid 10 minutes, I find a group of these kids crowded at the side of one of the portable classrooms. I rush over to see what it is. The kids were eating Pringles. Barbecue flavored Pringles. MY PRINGLES. I start raging as I smack the Pringles out of the kids' hands and start ripping people away from the main source. And in the middle of all the kids, sat a smug looking MOIRA with my PRINGLES. I look all mad and rip the BLOODY EMPTY CONTAINER OF PRINGLES OUT OF THE DAMN BITCH'S FILTHY HANDS. By now even dumbass Moira knows what's up, she's a goner. I would've murdered her at the very least, but a supervisor saw us and ran over.

Moira was forced to apologize and I was forced to accept her damn apology.

I never got to eat my Pringles.

To this day I'm sure she fears my cold dead hands, ready to rip her lying face off.

Classroom Chaos: So in 8th grade I used to read during class a lot. At the time I was reading an Artemis Fowl book, and for some reason I had two copies of the same book. So one day in my English class we were reading this other book (which I had already finished reading three days earlier), I was reading my own book and when it was finally my turn to read, I had no idea where we were. So the teacher took my book away, I found my spot, read the part and passed it to the next person to start reading.

So after I read my part, I took out my second copy of Artemis and picked up right where I left off. Skip a few minutes ahead, gets back to my turn to read, and again I don't know where we are. So teacher takes a look at me, sees the book in my hands, then back to her desk obviously confused for a second. But shrugs it off knowing it's me she's dealing with (I've caused similar problems like this before), takes my second book and puts it on her desk, and makes me read my part.

Now my friend that sat two chairs down from me was also reading Artemis at the same time as me and with a quick look to him he knew exactly what I was planning. He took it out and passed it over without hesitation. I opened to a random spot and just pretended like I was reading. (At this point it was just to mess with my teacher.)

So skip forward again and my teacher sees me with the book again and says, "How many of those do you have?" I gave my smartass remark as "enough." She took away that book, too. But now at this point I was out of books, and the rest of my class knew it. But the teacher didn't know I was out. So she continued with her lesson and another friend of mine took two of her books and switched out two of the Artemis books on her desk to make them look like they were still there.

He passed the books slowly around the room, one at a time, until they were back to me. Then I took one out, opened to a random spot and just kept it open, waiting to get caught. I silently signaled to a few people in class and they started laughing. The teacher looked at what they were laughing at and saw me with yet another book. She looked at her desk where there were seemingly 3 Artemis books and saw me with a 4th. She took it, walked back to her desk, put it down, turned around, and saw me with the second book that got taken back on my desk!!!

The teacher thought she was going to win this game but underestimated my teamwork with my classmates. So the second she came over to me to take the seemingly 5th book, another classmate took back the other two books from her desk and split them up—sending one to me one way, and the other another way.

The teacher was very flustered and laughing hysterically at this point and there was no more teaching going on. The entire class was also going ballistic trying to see who would win. It was just a game of "How many books does this one 8th grader have?"

So at the end of the class she thought she had taken 11 books from me. I took pity on her and told her what was really happening. I told her that I had already read the first book, and all the teamwork that went on. We were both laughing and making jokes. In the end she agreed to let me read my own books as long as I kept track of the actual book we were reading. (Meaning, I ask the person next to me tell me when it's my turn and they point out my spot to read so I don't actually have to keep track.)

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