Set 257

Dark In Here

A mother is having is having sex with her lover. Her son comes in, so she locks him in the closet. Shortly thereafter she hears her husband come home. She immediately locks her lover also in the closet.

"Dark in here," the boy says to his mother's love.

"Yeah," the man replies.

"I have a baseball here. Do you want it? It costs only 250 bucks," says the boy.

The man thought what the hell and paid up.

Next night the boy is again locked in the closet with the lover.

"Dark in here," the boy says.

"Yeah," the man replies.

"Do you want a baseball glove?" the boy asks.

The man bought it for 750 bucks.

The next day the father says, "Son, lets go to play baseball!"

The boy replies, "I sold my baseball and glove for a 1000 bucks!"

The father becomes upset and says, "You should not overcharge your friends like that. I'm going to take you to the Confessional."

His father drops him off at the Confessional.

"Dark in here," the boy says.

"Oh, for heavens sake, don't start that again," says the priest!

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In Search of a Bra

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?"

The clerk haughtily replied in the negative, so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. After a third try at another department store in the mall, she had become disgusted. Leaving the mall, she drove to K-Mart.

Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?"

The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"