Set 223

Santa & Banta both lost their wives and were searching for them when they bumped into each other "Where are you hurrying to?" asked Banta

"I lost my wife!"

"Really? Even mine. How did yours look like?"

"hmm... She was tall, slim, had huge tits, sexy soft and sweet ass, she was wearing a mini skirt at last, What about you?"

"Forget mine lets search for yours!" replied banta

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A young couple having a son at 5 years of age went for a summer vaccation to the same place where they had their Honey moon on reaching the place they smiled at each other.

The son seeing them smile asked the DAD, "why you two are smiling and laughing?"

Dad Said, "No son, we already came to this place years back that's what we remembered"

The son persistently asked "DAD if you came here already, where was I"

Dad little embarassed said, "Son you were with me when we came here and with your MOM when we returned!!"

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Sleeping Positions

According to a new article in 'Cosmopolitan' magazine, they say the position you sleep in says a lot about you.

They say women who sleep on their sides are sensitive, women who sleep on their stomachs are competent, and women who sleep on their backs with their ankles behind their ears are very popular.

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One More

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Q:) What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex??

A:) Call her up and tell her where you are !!