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Set 186

Newly wed back from honeymoon

The newly-wed couple comes back from the honeymoon.

A friend asks the groom: "Did you enjoy 'the whole thing'?"

The groom answers: "Yes, I enjoyed the 'hole' and she enjoyed the 'thing' !!'

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Dr Biology how do we have babies

Dear Dr. Biology:

In order for people to have babies, the female egg has to be fertilized by the male sperm. How does the sperm get to the egg?

It hitchhikes, There are small arteries (or highways if you will) in the man's urethra. Small foreign bodies (or cars, if you will) pull over and pick up these little spermatozoans (Latin for 'tiny hitchhikers') then drive over the speed limit as fast as possible before the natural acids in a woman's body (the highway patrol, if you will) pull the sperm over for reckless driving.

Once they get to the ovum (Latin for garage) they get out of the car, turn out the lights, lock up, take off their shoes and watch TV until they fall asleep. This is where babies come from: small suburban ranch-style homes hidden deep in a woman's body.

Good luck on your date tonight.

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Brains!!

A man happens to have a brain tumor. No surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good surgeon in Honolulu and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him and replaces his brain with a healthy one, After the operation, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's brains."

"Well, a brain is a brain, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, whenever I feel horny, I start fiddling with my nipples."