Set 182

There was a little boy who discovered his dick one day and asked his dad what it was... the dad responded to say that it was his tricycle and that he can stick it in any garage he wants to!

There also was a little girl who discovered her vigina one day she asked her mom what it was... the mom responded to say that it was her garage and not to let anything in it!

One day the litte boy sits by the same girl on the bus and says this is my tricylce and I can stick it in any garage i want to, so the little girl says this is my garage and I cant let any in it!

The little boy later ongoes home crying and his dad asked him whats the matter and the little boy responded to say that i tried to stick my tricyle in a girls garge and she ripped off my two back wheels!

-----------

Spiritualism and Reincarnation

Two lovers interested in spiritualism and reincarnation vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after their dying.

As luck would have it, a few weeks later the young man died in a car wreck.

True to her word, his sweetheart tried to contact him in the spirit world exactly 30 days later.

At a seance, she called out, "John, dear John; this is Martha. Do you hear me, John?"

A ghostly voice answered her, "Yes, Martha, this is John; I can hear you."

Martha tearfully asked, "Oh, John, what's it like where you are?"

"It's beautiful. There are azure skies, a soft breeze, sunshine most of the time."

"What do you do all day?"

"Well, Martha, we are up before sunrise, eat some good breakfast, then it's nothing but sex until noon. After lunch, we nap until two and then we have sex again until five. After dinner, we go at it again until we fall asleep around 11 p.m."

Martha was somewhat taken aback. "Is that what Heaven really is like?"

"Heaven? I'm not in Heaven, Martha."

"Then, where are you?"

"I'm a jack the rabbit in Arizona!"