Set 163

Tid-Bits

1. What's in front of a woman and back of a cow?

A: The letter W

2. What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

A: Coconut

3. What's about 6 inches long, has a vein running down it and women love to get their hands on?

A: 100 bucks note

4. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A: Bubblegum

5. What is that a woman has two and a cow has four?

A: Legs

6. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard.

A: Chewing gum

7. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.

A: Crane

8. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up I get wet before you do.

A: Tent

9. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole.

A: Dentist

10. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A: Wedding Ring

11. All day long, it's in and out. I charge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me.

A: Elevator

12. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A: Nose

13. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When come, it's news.

A: Newspaper boy

14. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off.

A: Glove