Set 101

Sweet Revenge

One hot July day I guy found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down, the couple felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.

Now my husband and my vet don't see eye to eye and are kind of people that should not meet my husband had given the vet a very hard time earlier. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O'. My husband calls him 'El-Take-0'. They love to hate each other.

The vet advised he needed to keep the cat for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband, (the complainer) said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks and while you're at it, shave all those mats out of her hair."

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which is located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and in leaned the vet, he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and said loudly, "Your wife's pussy is finally clean and shaved. She now smells like a rose. And, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!" And he quietly closed the door. Now that's revenge!

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WHY WEARING A UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!

There was this couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.