Finished Right Before The Deadline.

Blade

It's been two days since that idiot locked himself up in his room.

In the last forty-eight hours, I have answered a trillion where's the king, is he alright questions.

I said to them that the king wanted some time alone to think about the future of the country.

When I told these to the maids they broke into tears and cried thinking that he was sacrificing two days of time and food.

I feel sorry because the maids think he is so patriotic and sacrificing.

They don't know that he is doing this for his own sake.

Well, the only advantage of this situation was that I was free of work for the last two days.

If my ears and my memory are alright. That idiot should come out of the room today.

A few hours later

(Knock at the door.)

(Blade opens)

Maid:(Panting) The King, The King, he came out of the room.

Is that so?

Steven Ade /Grunkle Stan

I have finished the job.

Finally, I can be free.

(Tries to open door)

Oh no the door I can't open.

He took drastic measures to lock me in this room.

I should think a hundred times before making a promise

I wanted to bang the door, but I had no energy.

I was left in a room all alone for two days with two apples for food and a jug of water.

Even though I have survived, my strength was drained.

I sat near the door and thought about resting for a few moments and then banging the door.

I heard a faint voice, it sounded like it belonged to a crazy person who was locked in a room for two days without food and water with a crazy person.

The voice said, ' three multiplied three is equal to six '

The voice belonged to Luna. The reason she is wrongly muttering mathematical equations is that she was my calculator.

Seems like economics requires a lot of calculations, and this corrupted kingdom does not have calculators.

So I made Luna my human calculator, a spirit calculator to be precise.

I thought of correcting her, but I had no energy.

After resting for a few moments, I gathered the last of my energy and banged loudly on the door.

A maid came and opened the door.

She was shocked.

I said, ' fetch me, my advisor'

She said 'yes, your majesty and ran away.

A few moments later.

Yay, I finally met Blade.

I looked at Blade waved my hand and said 'hi'

He looked like he saw a ghost.

I asked, ' do I look like a ghost? '

He replied by saying ' actually, you look like a zombie to be precise'

While I was standing, I heard my stomach grumble.

I said, ' you hear that my body needs food'

I walked straight to the kitchen when I went in. Everyone was like the king had returned.

For a moment I froze and realised that these guys are creepy king-loving people.

I ignored them and looked around; I found a table, in the middle of it was a bowl filled with cookies.

I took a chair, sat down, and started them.

Blade sat next to me. He also took a cookie and munched on it.

After finishing an entire bowl.

I said, ' shall we begin business'

Getting up, Blade said, ' shall we'

We took a walk along the garden to discuss what I have been doing for the last two days.

I said, ' I looked over the financial records for the past five years and…

Blade stopped me there and said, ' wait for five years, that's going to take like forever ( super shocked)'

I said ' I am a fast reader, and as I was about to say, I also looked over the incomes and outcomes of them over the past five years…

He interrupted me again, ' you also did what ( nearly going to faint)'

Oh, my goodness, he is getting shocked just after hearing this is the same man who watched my memories

I said ' forget about what I did. I will just give you the result. Luna open inventory and export documents'

(document appears out of thin air Blade whoa)

I gave the document to Blade, well it was more like a tiny book rather than a document.

He flipped through the document and said ' i would like the index please'

I said 'it contains how much tax everyone in this country has to pay, and the list of names of people who have not paid taxes and the next year's budget and some other plans which I have to you know change the world and some selfish kind of stuff'

He said ' is that so ? (still wondering how he managed to create a notebook in two days, seeing the book front and back) (realising you did what in two days, do you have some kind of superpower that can make time stop for like two years or so (totally amazed) '

He-he, he is admiring me, I am so proud (imagining people clapping for him) stop I don't like praise.

I said, ' so I still have a teensy weensy job for you '

He said, 'I don't like the sound of teensy weensy'

I said ' well, it is tiny and big at the same time, to be precise it's medium hard the job is …( muttering it to himself)

He looked angry. He knew that I was going to give him something troublesome.

He said ' spill the beans' idiot'

I said, ' well you have to send a notice to every family in this country about how much tax they pay (feeling a little scared) '

Blade started to laugh. It was made of pure evil, he started to crack his knuckles. Believe me, that sound sounds extra creepy while you are laughing.

He started to chase me.

After thirty-seven and nine seconds of running.

He said, '( panting) do you know how hard it is to send a handwritten note to everyone in the country? '

I said, '(panting) do you know how hard it is to do an entire country's paperwork without a calculator'

He said 'huh, you didn't have a calculator(not angry, just confused)'

I said 'yes (confused)'

He started laughing, this time it was insulting

He said '(trying not to laugh) I had a calculator with me you could have asked '

What! They have calculators in this world. I am surprised.

We both sat down on a bench. Blade said 'for me to do your teensy weensy job, I have a deal is…

To Be Continued…