mr. policeman

Urgh. I fell asleep again. Shit my electricity bill will rise up again. These sleepy head. It's 1 pm again back to reality. Do my daily routine first. 'Emmanuel sent a snap' pop up on my phone. Wait what the fuck DRAKE's so desperate about this guy. Who the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.. as I look on his snap. My gosh….. he is the policeman that is so handsome like for real?????/ what am I gonna do? Should I send a snap back? Fuck! Wait let me put some makeup lol. This is my fuckin crush. How. And while I was doing my makeup I called Drake 'HEY YOUMOTHAFUCKIN BEACh why you didn't told me that that guys name is Emmannuel. Bruh that is just my fuckin crush' 'I told you LOL. You are the one there who's ignoring what I say The fuck?(he said that in a rising intonation)' –Drake and he added ' gotta go I still have my training bye. You should seduce him. Rawr HAHAHHHAHA BYE TAKECARE'. Wait what? Seduce? Huh me? Never. If he don't like me then he do it. He is the one who needs eyeglasses. I am 5'6 tall. I am tan. Many guy confesses to me every new school year. I am the best except my personality I guess. I am kinda crazy LOL. No one can touch me. I am a taekwondo black belter.

Ok gotta take a selfie now. Let's take a blurred one first. Let's not reveal our faces right away. I should let him think first. He probably still can remember me coz it's just 2 days I mean night since we met. Hmmm I am quite nervous LOL. What should I do? Ok by the count of 3 I should send it 3.....2...…. hmmm wait wait again 33333333333333333333322222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222221. You sent a snap to Emmanuel. Lol I am so nervous. Emmanuel sent a snap. What? That was so fast though. He sent a picture with a note saying ' did we met before? You kinda look familiar' yeah bruh we did I said in my mind hmmm what topic should I start? Hmmmmm I sent a snap saying 'hi just gonna do something gonna hook up on you later' I sent it with a clear photo of mine this time. And it looks like he remembered me. He sent a lot of messages asking if I was the girl he saw the night before last night. I didn't replied coz' I am so fuckin nervous that I don't know what to do. Somebody please help meeeeeeeeeeeee. and . and... after a while he still texts me. and this time he called me like am I supposed to answer these? I just can't believe he is so desperate on knowing if I was the one he saw last night. like is m hair really that long? AHAHHAHAHA lol let us wait if he is still going to call me after an hour of ignorance.

After an hour he called me again like he is getting creepy this time. I don't know why he calls me his much. He just did 20 missed calls. for an hour. ayeee am I that pretty. awww so pretty pretty me HAAHAHHAHAH. let's ignore him for an hour more. BYEBYE CREEPY CRUSHIE