Pedomaru exposed. Banished to the summoning world.

Okay today is the final round, so far from training I have opened 7 gates.I dont want to risk opening the 8th gate, till I fully assimilated with uchiha, senju,uzumaki,and outsutsuki cells ;I implanted all that time ago. I was bored since I know my opponent is dead ,so no use in going early. So I decided to go find duckbut and lazy butt.I then see kakashi and sasuke fighting so I watch. Sasuke nods, getting into their respective positions, they fight. When they were done I came out of the bushes , they stopped what they were doing and looked at me. Kakashi however was fuming with anger and pointing his finger at me shaking. "Y-YOU!!" He screamed

"Me? What did I do to get you so angry?" I asked genuinely confused ,what could I have possibly done. Then it hit me I remember one of the fanfictions I read in my past life, of gai-sensei doing something to his most precious items.

Then I thought nah I dont think he went that far, at most he would do is beat him up. (Oh how wrong I was)

"You told gai my rival that I didn't train you, because I found a as he put it "Most unyouthful book" then I ran off. Not just that but you also said to him, that I was 2 hours late. When we both know that there was a black cat that day, so I had to go the long way around. (Both me and sasuke sweatdrop at his shamelessness) With the additional statement that made him do such a horrible act, it was UNSPEAKABLE I TELL YOU! You told him, that him and you know that youthfulness cant wait for such an unyouthful individual as I. HE BURNED MY ENTIRE ICHA-ICHA COLLECTION AND VIDEOTAPED IT WITH ME CRYING!" 'Hahaha I got to get that tape' (At this time both me and sasuke. Yes heard that right the egocentric supreme duckbut SASUKE UCHIHA. Uchihas are known to never laugh in public. Were currently rolling on the floor laughing.) As he was about to charge at me to attack, but I said wait.

"If you attack me, I'll release a photo of your face for all to see. I'm sure you will get alot of fangirls, to follow you everywhere." He stopped dead in his tracks and pointed with a shaking hand "Y-you!!!" As he thought 'He cant possible know or have such a picture, I even burned all previous pictures that even the hokage had.

"Y-your bluffing ,you couldnt possible have a picture. Even my sensei and the lord third ,never had one, what makes you think you do?"

I then smiled and took out a scroll with a blood seal ,and opened it. Sasuke ran to get a good look, kakashi sees it and his mouth drops.

"I had my drone take a picture of you, when you took of that makeup. After you took pictures of us." Sasuke was surprised and smirked. Meanwhile kakashi had a depressing cloud over his head and he yelled "Fine you win!! Now you better gimme that photo."

I laughed "You think I'm a fool, I have copies and even if I did. I have another blackmail on you hehehe." Kakashi and sasuke had their jaws dropped.

'I underestimated Nova, even though I knew he was strong; i would never thought he would do this!! I dont know whether to be proud or angry and broken.'

"Your bluffing what could you possible have."

Kakashi tried to see if it was a bluff.

"Oh well sure my gift to the hokage came with no strings attached, but a video of you looking at it was all I needed." Kakashi started sweating thinking 'Anko was in the hot tub that day if I get found out I'll be dead or worse an eunuch. Unless!'

"You wouldn't dare do that as the hokage was there too." kakashi yelled

"Haha well you see, I can edit him out of the video. As I am a man of my word and the gift came with no strings attached." Kakashi pales at this and breaks down just like lord first would.

"I L-LOST." Kakashi falls to the ground ,while sasuke looks at him and laughs. Then he asks me "What would looking at a gift ,have to do with blackmail."

I hid up my hand and say "Knowing that alone would be blackmail." Sasuke then ponders but shortly after gives up. He grumbles and says "Tch. Didn't you say sharing is caring?"

I just deadpanned at him and he let it go.

"What do you want to dispose of these evidences, I will do anything." Kakashi says

"I will have to think of that, but we dont have the time." I elaborated

"As I just noticed, I'm gonna be late for the tournament! We need to go now, but I'm sure you have a black cat hidden here so goodbye!"

Across the entire village you could hear

"Nova!!!!!!" As soon as I left kakashi looked at sasuke and said.

He shook his head, "At least I had stored my prized icha-ichas in a seperate secret compartment.Also the hokage was nice enough, to host a funeral to the death of my entire collection. The author himself even came ,and I got him to sign my most prized possessions. So all in all I didnt lose much ,but I'm condemned to life without s*x if he releases that." Sasuke sweatdropped then gain a giant tickmark "Nova said we would be late wouldnt we be disqualified?" Kakashi sighed then shook his head and pointed at himself proudly "I am a master at being late so, I know for sure that politics wont allow the last uchiha to be disqualified for being late?" Sasuke gains a tickmark and thinks 'A great uchiha like me deserves more then this shameless sensei, but I guess he has his uses' "Hn" sasuke said then took up the stance as well. 

"Would you hurry up Sensei! We're gonna be disqualified!" says sasuke

"Okay okay, we can go" He said with his hands up. The two of them started walking towards the arena, Kakashi in front of us, while I popped out of nowhere next to Sasuke, "Hey, Duckling" He got into combat stance startled then looked at me then relaxes then says, "Hn" 

Kakashi realizes I'm here and says

"Didnt you arrive here earlier on time?" 

"No I found this legendary spirit they call lucky cat. If you manage to catch him, he will give you riches beyond your widest dreams. This is because he is attracted to valuable things, then steals them. He is very hard to catch and very dangerous; because if he feels like it, he can either knock you out or kill you." Kakashi nods, "Since you are learning from your sensei's wise ways, I guess I'll let you tag along; but you will have to let me use that excuse." I nod and sasuke sweatdropped at our behaviour then says

"Shamless freckle sensei you are not allowed to corrupt my friend or else."  he says with venom laced voice.

kakashi looks with one eyebrow raised and says "what can you do?"

"Since I'm the last uchiha and the villagers and council love me, I'll ask them to make it illegal to read that smut in public." He said with a smug voice. Kakashi visible paled at that then shut up

"Thank you sasuke I think I spent to much time with him he much of rubbed off on me." 

"Hn" While kakashi was coughing up blood and giving me killing intent with a glare. Kakashi was thinking 'Bullsh*t what do you mean you spent too much time with me you were gone for a month!!!'

Not too much later we reached the arena, I could hear Hayate ask about Sasuke and I. Taking a deep breath I jump and land in the center of the arena, along with Kakashi and Sasuke. 

"Sorry we were late" The gray haired man said. 

"Yea, his ass wouldn't let us get here on time" I state behind him, to which he responded by hitting me on the head. 

"And you are?" The Hayate asked. 

"Sasuke Uchiha" 

"Nova"

"Okay, since you both are here we can get on with your matches, first will be Sasuke vs Gaara of the desert! As for you lad, your original competitor hasn't shown and is there for disqualified, Lord Hokage hasn't picked who your new opponent will be yet" The crowd cheered at that. I nod and go to take my seat in the crowd, but turn to Sasuke, "Good luck Duckling" He looked like he was going to say something, but he just nodded and turned away. All off a sudden a giant holagram popped up everywhere around the world, everyone looked up to see a monster. It was shin uchiha, and he was about to make an announcement.

"GREETINGS WORLD! I have an announcement to make. Orochimaru or pedomaru as I call him has recently been plotting ,to take over sasuke uchihas body. Thus, finnally achieve his goal of having the sharingan. A goal that he was trying to achieve, by experimenting on me "Shin Uchiha". I might not be a real uchiha ,but I have a bloodline that allows me to accept any donor cells. Now for his sick pleasure, he is going after this poor boy. But that's not all he is kidnapping ,and training children promising power. All I order to send them to complete his sick goals. This is what he does ,when he sends them to attack sasuke and his friends.*Activating video*(Its edited perfectly to change the words said,but it does depict everything) "This is what happens ,when he trains his children cells as he calls them. I believe that he is training them, for his own sick pleasure. I implore the world, to gather resources and send ninja after him to kill him. As he might go after your children next. That is all have a good day!" This video and announcement ,sends shockwaves through the world. Also it was done in a special way ,for innocent children to not be able to see it.

(Currently in the kages spectator seats.)

Currently Orochimaru had to put a genjutsu over himself ,as he was shaking in anger.

'Y-YOU!! SHIN UCHIHA!!!!! YOU SON OF A B**CH MOTHERF***ING BASTARD. IM NOT PEDOMARU, ILL GET YOU IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO!!" Meanwhile the hokage

was thinking 'Th-this ,to think orochimaru would stoop so low. Normally I would be angry, that this was released to the world. As this discredits the leaf village, but maybe I can use this to my advantage.' "Anbu I want damage control on this now!! Get me a political thinktank, using as many nara clan members as you can!" When orochimaru heard this his anger was boiling over, but he recollected himself and took off his genjutsu. "W-well this is something isnt it." he said awkwardly while trying to act dumbfounded.

"Dont worry about it, we should first try to divert attention." Orochimaru thinks 'Yeah that's what I'm concerned about!!! Gahh this is hopeless if its world wide, my reputation!!!'

(Meanwhile in a bar somewhere)

"I knew it!! There is no way orochimaru was ever straight ,but to think he does that! I might have to return to the leaf ,just to be sent on a kill squad. As the sick bastard will now be wanted across the world. I knew today was a bad day, when I won the jackpot at 3 cashinos. Get me a drink!" She yells to her apprentice, as she then scurried away with ton-ton in tow.

(Meanwhile in a hotel's lover's suite.)

"Hahahaha Serves that snake right, going after my ni-saan. I do wonder who this shin uchiha is thou ,as I never seen him or heard of him before." Itachi says while laughing with his wife.

"Yes, but to think he does that to children. Despicable, I mean it's common across the world but to train them like that. That's even worse ,nevermind the experiments he did on Shin to make him look like that.

(Meanwhile in a hidden base filled with shin uchiha clones)

"I want the imposter found now!!! Kill him!! I was to be in hiding for a while, gathering power but now I'm exposed. It's too soon, and I'm not ready yet. Investigate the matter start with konoha as that's where it the chunnin exams took place.Also check the sand village, as they are known for their poisons." 100 clones take off.

'Why would someone want to frame me and orochimaru, while making me an idol. They must want us both dead, there is no way I would work with orochimaru to find out. So I'll just have to beat it out of his minions.'

(Outside a women's bathhouse somewhere)

"Hahahha. This is the best prank ,anyone has ever done on that snake bastard. I know it's not true ,as he would have done so when we were younger. Also I know him better then anyone else. He must be pissed off right now, hahaha. Serves him right ,that guy looks like a monster. Nevermind him going after one of the last uchiha.To bad I might be forced to return ,and be put on a kill squad. No worries, he is as slimy and slippery as a slug with the cunning of a snake. He will always escape or else sensei would have caught him, all those years ago."

He then hears a noise behind him, he looks and sees a bunch of women with towels on him.

"Heh hello ladies what can I do for you ,on such a fine day?" They then beat him black and blue with broken bones.

'Hehe noone ever suspects ,that I'm actually a masochist;they are helping my desires.' He said with a bleeding nose.

(At the akatsuki HQ)

Every member there is laughing except pain,zetsu,konan and internally tobi.

"Stop laughing this instant!!" Pain shouts shutting them up.

"WHY THE F**K NOT!!" Hidan said.

"Believe it or not but we need orochimaru alive, he makes good research material. That we can steal latter on." Zetsu explains shutting everyone up.

"Oh. F***ing da*mit. Dont f***ing tell me ,we will have to keep him f***ing safe. So he doesnt die for f**k sake!?" Hidan says

Pain speaks up

"No, we dont but if anything happens; we will need to rush to rescue or protect him."

"Y-you cant be serious, he doesnt even deserve to blow up with my art-un!" Said a certain blonde headed teen.

"ENOUGH this is not up for discussion. We now need to adjust our plans, in accordance. For now we just observe, also of the villages hire us we will have to fail the missions. This will set us back quite a bit." Pain said while contemplating.

"No we will lose money, there has to be a better way." kakuzu says

"Fucking greedy bastard and his fucking money."

Hidan said laughing. While kakuzu tries to kill him to no avail.

"Enough!, if we are hired and fail it will prove, that he is hard to catch. Making villages either give up or join forces. So we dont have to do a thing but take one hit." Pain said

(Back in the chunnin exam stands)

"HOW UNYOUTHFUL ,WE MUST CLENSE OROCHIMARU OF HIS WICKED WAYS; ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! MY MOST YOUTHFUL STUDENTS SUFFERED BRAIN DAMAGE ,FROM SEEING SUCH UNYOUTHFUL BEHAVIOR! HES A MENNACE TO THE WORLD!!!"

This for once ,actually got alot of aproval from the croud. Then the hokage spoke up.

"THIS Matter has been brought to my attention, we the hidden leave will spare no expense; to take care of him once and for all. We have neglected in our duty ,for not taking care of him sooner." The crowd boos at him. "BUT NO MORE, I WILL BE SENDING MY TWO STUDENTS AFTER HIM ;ALONG WITH A TEAM OF MY MOST POWERFUL NINJA. TO TAKE HIM DOWN ONCE AND FOR-ALL!" The hokage yells making orochimaru to start sweating.

"YOSH! I VOLUNTEER TO BE APART OF THIS FOR THE SAKE OF THE YOUTH OF THE WORLD!" Gai-sensei yelled

Then he looked at me and we both yell "For youth!!"

The Wind and Fire Daimyo then stood up.

"WE BOTH WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE ,THAT YOU HAVE OUR FULL SUPPORT ;FOR THE CHILDREN!!!" The Daimyo both yelled ge last part together.

Next there was a seal that lit up the sky, this was different from before; as it was being connected by the Lava cake machine.

In the sky was the image of the 12th doctor from doctor whoverse. [I dont own doctor who ,or any of the affiliate characters or another associated with it at all.]

"Hello this is WRATHOS MALEGANIS speaking, I currently would like to inform you ;for every man that is sent to capture this pedomaru. You will be given 10 free chocolate lavacakes; for free! Now those that dont like then Worry not!! As I am currently working on making them taste good to anyone who eats them, also they will slowly increase your chakra reserves over time! That's right you heard me, it will do as I say; this new product will be released in a month. This is all I would like to say good day!"

After this was said there was an uproar of cheering. Kabuto and orochimaru then thought 'Were doomed!! Should we call of the invasion? Also of we do catch sasuke, this will further prove their point. We need to go into hiding, and rethink all out plans. We will continue our plans ,but we will have to use all our hidden cards; to finish him fast! Before reinforcements arrive!'

After that was said everything went back to normal, while hokages across the world were being contacted, by their Daimyo to assemble a team; fearing for their children being next.

I walk up the steps and spot Naruto waving frantically at me, "Nova-nii-san! Sit here!" I smile lightly at him and jog over and hug him in greeting, "Hey Naruto! How are you?" 

"I'm good! Why were you so late?!"

"I think you know why Naruto" I say with a sly smile. 'BS level is over 9k'

"It was Kakashi Sensei wasn't it?" 

"Yep" I said, popping the p. 

"Now the fight will...begin!" I turn my head to the arena and watch the two battle. It went exactly as I had remembered it. Sasuke hit Gaara with his chidori and got his arm stuck, "Blood? This is blood. Its my blood! It's my blood!" When Sasuke was able to pull his arm out, Shukakus arm came with it. As I was watching the match I could feel my eyes get heavy. I quietly said "kai" and dispelled it and pretended to fell asleep but I payed attention to the surroundings waiting for my moment, I noticed a ninja coming for me ,I prepared for a last second intangible if I need to but it wasn't needed.

'Release!' My eyes snapped open to reveal the arena in shambles. Walls were broken, bodies were everywhere, asleep and dead, and Orochimaru and the Hokage fighting on the roof, 'I have to do something, I need to "try" to save the third. I cant wait to see his resurrected face , as him and his villages puppet strings on me disapear' I gathered all my chakra and leaped up to the roof, putting up a genjutsu and perception filter; I henged into Shin Uchiha. I seen the barrier was up, so I flew over it and apeared to pop up out of nowhere ;near their battle. I could see that the first and second hokages were giving him a hard time, so I activated the 6th gate, hitting them in the chest. However with the power I put in the kick, his entire midsection was gone. Everyone was surprised at my entrance, "What are you doing?! Why are you here, how did you get in here, or to the leaf for that matter?!?" Lord Third shouted. 

"It matters not, what does matter is I'm here to watch! Then afterwards I'll beat the snake black and blue, and let him go. Just so he knows, that I can play with my food too.

"Y-you!!, your going to pay for that stunt you pulled! Perhaps youre true reason for coming, is that you wanted to offer yourself to me kukuku. So we can finish what we started!" Orochimaru said, 'He is trying to shift the blame clever, also to rile me up' "Tricks like that wont work on me!!

"Oh well, too bad your joining a losing battle, I'm just about done killing Lord Hokage" 

"Im not g*y pedomaru, however you do seem to like going after little boys, and trying to give then hickies" I say, grabbing a kunai. 

"Y-You!! Then I'll just get rid of you too" He seethed in rage at the accusation, and made hand signs. The first hokage quickly jumped in front of me, "Are you serious? I'm not going to fight him hes scary looking!" He shouted. 

While everyone sweatdropped.

"You will, I control you" The snake man reminded him. Hashirama slowly reached down to grip his sword, "No, I refuse to even touch him; hes creepy!" 

"Y-you mock me?!" Orochimaru was pissed as everyone but him and shin laughed

"Oi- I take offence to that! Besides, I didnt want this; he experimented on me. When I was, but a young child!!!" the first looked to me pleadingly, "Please, get out of here! I don't want to kill you!" 

"I'm sorry Lord First" I say while taking my stance, "I must at least respect you as you were the only one, that was kind to the uchiha. Although I'm not one by blood, I pay respect to their power by taking upon the name as I use their power. For I am SHIN UCHIHA! " 'So I look like a hero ,discrediting orochimaru further.' By now his sword was fully drawn and aimed at me. 

"Please" He pleaded. 

"I'm sorry, but no" He was positioned ready to attack me any second, "I will remember you, I swear" He said seriously. 

"That wont be necessary as I will win, however thank you for the gesture it's an honor" He looked at me with intrigue and lunged at me. I go 7th gate (mc still has resistance seals on ,as he feels like its unnecessary to go all out)and take off my weights.BOOM a dust cloud picks up.I hit him ,trying to keep all the force I exert from exiting his body.As I punch him so it causes more damage. BOOM I look to see that his head is slowly regenerating , while his body is gone but soon to is regenerating. Orochimaru sees this then looks this way and says"Looks like I have to kill you, as you have grown to powerful for my liking.Worry not, as I'll have fun dissecting your body ;when you die kukuku."

I'm having this fight uploaded to the world. The hokage steps in and say "No leave him out of this, he is but a tool you probably used for your sick pleasure. I knew I should have taken care of you long ago, but i didnt know how low you really were untill today!" Orochimaru twitched as he seen this being broadcasted throughout the world so he tried to say "What are you talking about ,you let me go that fateful day."

The hokage flinches ,but they both notice the video didnt show it. Orochimaru shakes in anger and says "SHIN YOU FUCKING BASTARD ,ILL GET YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!" Orochimaru says. The video him instead says "Shin Uchiha I'll make sure to take your clone children too, and they will be my new toys!!" When orochimaru hears this he coughs blood. While lord third, tries to hold in his laughter as he was thinking. 'T-this guy is so formidable, I wouldnt want him for an enemy. To be able to sway public opinion like this, he could discredit anyone. Wa-wait maybe orochimaru is innocent, well not entirely but this is an elaborate prank. Well there is nothing I can do now, as it's too late.'

Orochimaru then summons another impure resurrection. "Who could it possible be" the third says as he dodges an ice spike from lord 2nd.

The casket comes out of the ground and opens up and inside of it ,is a man with two EMS blazing in his eyes ;as he summons a susunoo then swings its blade towards me. It was kagami uchiha. I was about to just body flicker away; at the last second. But I noticed two things ,the first used wood jutsu on me which held me. Momentarily distracting me ,as I removed it with my nature affinity. I then realized that I cant body flicker in time, and avoid this sasanoo attack. So I did a massive genjutsu ,and had a replacement clone swap at the last moment. So it appeared to be too late and it hit shin uchiha, slicing him in two.I hear the hokage yell "Noooo" Then the seal on his body causes a huge suction, just like danzo , this takes out the kagami Uchiha. Meanwhile orochimaru looks at this skeptically, and thinks 'He is using this to make him a pillar, a hero and then; disappear from the world as I'm hunted like a dog for slaughter. The damn Coward! MARK MY WORD ILL GET YOU FOR THIS SHIN UCHIHA!!!'

Meanwhile dumb ninjas and civilians ,weap for the death of a hero who died;shin uchiha.

(Akatsuki HQ Emeegency meeting)

"It seems we underestimated this shin uchiha, and the mysterious Wrathos Malganis. We might have to delay our plan by another year. As we will be protecting orochimaru, from the world. Good news, is that he might speed up his research to protect himself. So we will only have to hold out till then."

"INDEED. THIS MAY NOT BE AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT." responded Black zetsu.

"We need more information on this Wrathos Maleganis, other then that this meeting is dismissed." Pain said.

"FUCKING WASTE OF MY TIME."Hidan yelled

but got blasted away by pain, to teach him a lesson.

(Meanwhile in shin uchihas base)

'This is great now my plans haven't been entirely ruined. I'll just have to watch out ,for the snake though. That can be solved ,by hiding in my kumui diemension. I still want the imposter killed thou.' Shin thought.

Meanwhile everyone else that were smart enough thought.

'Welp he is dead! Good luck surviving now! His only hope, is to hide in the summoning world. However that depends if the summons dont boot him out..'

(Back with Nova)

'I guess I will just watch them fight untill its close to the end. For now I'll watch then do something remarkable as nova, and ridiculous as Wrathos.'