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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · 現実
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69 Chs

Chernobyl Battle

Right so basically yeah, you know about Jos Cot's fish yeah? it was sooo friggin bad that when Jos cot took a showa to get rid of the smell of it, it actually contaminated the water lines and resonated with ukraine, causing it to become a portal leading to chernobyl!

hearing this, bathtub boy became Greek style yoghurt and aided in the colonisation of India he milked a cow and was satisfied with life he was extremely angery and anxious!! come say "take off your clothes" he cleaned the dishes and tells reec and Jos cot they're going to chernobyl and they were like "suckurmum"

bathtub boy quickly went on the internet and set up a domain called suckurmum.co.uk he deployed a suck upon Mr gloybraith and became convection currents in the earth's mantle. after the wenius Wang had returned from the canteen they decided to put butter on the Succ Trucc to lubricate it's tires so it would drift through dimensions much easier.

the genius gang used the force of cillet bang to propel themselves through time and space to get to the canteen and crossed into Chernobyl. Jos cot was worried about getting radiation on him he cried and dyed his hair green and became emotional and became a tap to drink water from but reec laff come say "just hold your breath!" Jos cot found this very smart and he nodded several times.

Jos cot takes clothes off person cos they enjoy it that what he said!!!1!!!! he hid his head in a coat and became milk reec say "milk" and bathtub boy thanked him in approval what a good cheese.

the genius gang walked through Chernobyl and noticed that there was many radiations they wondered how this happened and made a bread and butter sandwich and did it to them providing them the ultimate defense.

feeling the fluctuation in the air, bashley Bedfordshire come say "who you are??" say "can I wach??" when he see bandon wuds and beh sackerson doing naughty things (like playing roblox) in the canteen say "come out boys" and witchell morphine comes out!!

"oh no snitchel morphine the incest god" reec became a semi skimmed milk carton which scared bathtub boy it gave him flashbacks so he said "me pee!" and became the ocean.

snitchel used his special incest powers to begin collapsing the nuclear reactor of Chernobyl and this made Jos cot angery come say "how darr u milc" he hacked the periodic table to turn the radioactive materials into milk and downloaded pictures of star trek.

"oh no he is haccing the periodic table" snitchel morphine felt like becoming laminated wood flooring boards he attaced Jos cot while he was hacking in but bathtub boy did it to them looking dapper good sir.

"what stronge defense" snitchel morphine was like "terberculosis" and heard the laughing of those with no future!

reec and Jos cot became Mr Benny a bit if radiation escaped the atmosphere, circled around the moon, circled around a double mini roundaboud and splashed onto Mr Benny's forehead they were like "what's all that about?" and batty man laff.

they then heard the words "grow up" and were suddenly horrified omg it's fanny danny and his unemployed audience! "yabba dabba day yabba dabba doo I'm fanny danny and I'll make you poo!" he descended from the dark skies of Chernobyl in T posed formation with many skets circling around him, further amplifying the attack force of the T pose.

Jos cot finished hacking into the periodic table and eliminated the radiation but was attaced by snitchel Thorpe so reec played Beethoven on the stylophone to keep him away.

fanny danny noticed this and laff come say "I'm fanny danny the one you should avoid, I'll take your souls and I'll make you unemployed!"

the skets in the air suddenly circled around the levitating and T posing fanny danny quicker and quicker and suddenly became older and older until they turned into dust! fanny danny succ'd all the dust in and sang the Cleveland show themesong.

"oh no!" bathtub boy couldn't believe it wasn't butter he explained that this was the power of fanny danny, he would brainwash people into following the path of the sket rather than getting an education and then when they had reached their highest sket powers, he would consume the potential they could have achieved had they not been led astray!

fanny danny had become so much more powerful after consuming the skets that Chernobyl nodded in approval at the genius gang's bread and butter sandwich. four more skets materialised around fanny danny and headed down to possess the bodies of bashley bedford, brondon soods, seer fanderson and snitchel thorpe. they ascended into the sky alongside fanny danny and T posed.

the genius gang gathered together and did it to them to defend themselves from the immense force and were thankful that fanny danny had not quite comprehended the T pose's essence yet. it was then that fanny danny said "grow up!" and floated behind the four.

the four that had been possessed suddenly stopped T posing which lessened the pressure on the genius gang allowing reec to play the stylophone once more.

this angered fanny danny and he manipulated the four into doing the YMCA dance which directly attacked reec's sunglasses oh no!

Jos cot and bathtub boy did it to them to an immense mastery, deflecting the YMCA and reec duel wielded stylophones allowing the three of them to charge up their attack.

"nanny fanny you are not as strong as Jaco hara!" bathtub boy said and adjusted his tie, dapper shoulder pads and adjusting his blazer. reec stopped playing the stylophones and Jos cot stopped eating his onion bhaji sandwich to also follow suit and this enraged fanny danny.

"how darr you milc" say "how darr you let your guard down against me?!" he peed and said "grow up!"

unfortunately for him, it was too late. the genius gang's attack had finally charged up and they T posed in an act of retaliation. the four YMCA dancers disintegrated into Chernobyl's air and fanny danny was angery! he became checkered trousers and was about to attack when he saw the genius gang on computers. "oh no!" he became bed sheets and tried to escape but it was too late. the genius gang all individually deployed a suck on suckurmum.co.uk suckurmum to be an egg upon fanny danny which caused him to suffer many internal injuries.

his T pose wavered and disintegrated and with no way to keep the wenius Wang at bay, he retreated as quick as he could.

(It was fortunate that fanny danny hadn't quite understood the essence of the T pose, meaning that he could only rely on his immense unemployed powers instead. This meant that the genius gang were able to dispatch his minions quickly, allowing us to see their teamwork developing further and also proving to us that a team is stronger than working on one's own. perhaps if fanny danny had not led the skets astray, they could have grown into powerful beings that would be a great addition to his team, yet he consumed their powers for his own due to his trust issues and more significantly, his greed. The thing about fanny danny is that while raw strength can indeed overpower many people, without technique, it cannot be used properly without technique, akin to how a car with a large engine still cannot accelerate quickly on ice. One must understand how to use their strength, or it'll simply be used against them. Brexit was a mistake)