Chapter #63

The road became forgotten by Sabrina as Zeno sang to his heart's content. She only realized that they had arrived back in the city once Zeno stopped singing.

"We have arrived? Already!?" Sabrina was shocked, they left this noon and they came back by midnight.

She knew how far away they were from the city, that distance cannot be made with a regular horse.

She eyed Jean for a bit building conspiracies in her head until she got hit by a chop on her head.

"You're scaring Jean, stop it." Zeno chided her before dismounting.

Seeing that he was already out of her reach Sabrina pouted and decided to take some sort of petty revenge later.

'Hmph I'll show you in bed once your dick gets up!' She thought to herself, she trusted her magically enhanced stamina.

"What kind of horse do you have? She doesn't seem special but she rides pretty fast." She still asked while getting off herself.

After all, if there were more horses like Jean it would be useful to her and the country.

"She's one and only, also she's not for sale." Zeno shot her down.

"Pity." She sighed.

They approached the closed gate of the city, it shouldn't be possible for them to enter but Zeno trusted Sabrina to get them back in.

And he was right Sabrina strolled in front of him, her face took a haughty look as she yelled at the guards to open the gates.

One of the guards at the wall took a look at them before recognizing Sabrina.

Zeno didn't miss that the guard scratched his crotch while his face took a look of reminisce.

"Did you sleep with every guard or was he special?" Zeno asked out of curiosity.

"Jealous, no? Well it was a part of my seduction training, though I cannot say I didn't enjoy myself." Sabrina giggled.

'Well she is an enchantress alright.' Zeno sighed, noting that she didn't give a clear answer.

<Too bad she is not fresh meat.> The dragon sighed as well.

[Hold the fuck up! When did you care about virginity?] System asked dumbfounded.

<Hey, I give priority to virgins and I object to putting non-virgins in the harem. I have my goddamn pride!> The dragon roared.

{What about Yuriko?} Ouryuu asked, from his tone Zeno knew he was disgusted.

<Genuine MILFs are different. It would be preferable that you get their daughters as well. No one dislikes Oyakodon.> Dragon confessed.

'...' While they were discussing the ups and downs of 'used products' as his instincts put it, Zeno was having a migraine.

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Zeno bid Sabrina farewell once they entered the city. Sabrina had to report to her master and give her some of the hide while Zeno wanted to sleep.

"I will bring the rest of your money before you leave the city. If I can't, I might pay you with something else." She said while licking her lips.

The discussion about females was still going on in his head, at this point even the ever so calm Ouryuu was pulling Systems hair while declaring monogamy is the best.

'...' Zeno decided to stay away from the conversation and went back to his room at the inn.

Getting inside he saw that there were still some customers sitting at the bar. Zeno didn't pay attention to them and went to his room.

The room was cozy, clean and well lit. There was a comfortable looking bed for two but Zeno knew he wouldn't be able to get comfortable on it.

He also saw a bowl of fruits at the bedside table, a cup and a jug of water.

Zeno took the cup before filling it with the moonshine he made at Kaer Morhen. It didn't get him drunk but it gave him some slight buzz before it went away.

"Haah! I should start smoking as well, I can just filter the toxins and turn them into poison I can use inside my body." He thought out loud before shelving the idea for later.

The fight about women was still going on, seeing they have no intention to stop Zeno decided to stop it himself. 'Shut it you lot! I am going to sleep,' He yelled.

Suddenly his mind was silent once again and the headache was gone. Zeno sighed in relief before going to sleep.

'The best part of having total control of your body. You can sleep whenever the fuck you want.' Zeno thought as the sleep took him.

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It has been several days since Zeno hunted the basilisk, he had not seen Sabrina ever since they parted that night.

Zeno figured she got scolded for her little stunt or that her master was investigating the events.

He was right as Sabrina came back with an apologetic expression on her face, she was holding a pouch which Zeno assumed was his payment.

"Hi Zeno, sorry it took so long. My master wanted all the details about our hunt. Then I had to accompany her to investigate the succubus of your at King's orders." Sabrina said while gently tossing the pouch at him.

"It's fine, I am assuming you have the coin for the succubus as well." Zeno said as he caught the pouch.

"Yes, though sorry for how much it was as you can understand our king doesn't have good opinion of your profession." Sabrina apologizes once again.

"It's fine, by the way are you free for the rest of the day?" Zeno asked.

"Yes, but why? Oh my, are you taking me out on a date?" Sabrina blinked in surprise before latching on to his arm with a pretty smile.

"I need an escort, I have some job at Vivaldi's, having an enchantress next to me would hasten my job." Zeno said seriously.

"Booo! So boring, but I guess I owe you that much considering you got ripped at the price of the succubus." Sabrina agreed to accompany him.

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The local Vivaldi Bank wasn't har to locate as some might argue that it looked better than the king's palace.

Thanks to Sabrina pulling strings, as she literally showed some cleavage. Zeno's job of opening an account and depositing his earnings went without a hitch.

"I don't understand you Zeno. That account as you requested could be accessible to anyone who has a witcher medallion. Why give away your hard earned coin from the basilisk and why not deposit the one from the succubus?" Sabrina asked while guiding him through the city.

She had her arm coiled around his and she boldly pushed her body to his.

"Well, it is going to sound stupid but I don't need the coin that much since I am plenty strong and don't need much recourses. That money could save a witcher in need, and I have other plans for the rest of the coin." Zeno explained.

"It is pretty stupid, you might become the worst Witcher in history if you keep that up." Sabrina said jokingly.

At that time they were at the town center, Zeno quickly spotted the news post where people could post their requests

He immediately got a paper from his pocket, and pinned it on the post alongside the coin from the succubus.

[May this reach the hands of a fellow Witcher in need. From Zeno The Worst One.] The paper had a picture of Zeno smiling like a Buddhist that reached Nirvana.

Zeno felt guilty as he was probably going to steal a lot of jobs from his fellow Witchers who were in need of coin and came up with this. The coins are protected by Destiny itself, it was a perk he got for signing the contract with Destiny.

Zeno could already see a golden thread reaching out to a witcher nearby Ard Carraigh who was supposed to slay the succubus.

'With this my mind is finally at ease.' He sighed to himself before grinning.

Sabrina stared dumbfounded at the paper and glanced at Zeno who was sporting a proud smile.

Sabrina's brows twitched until she popped a vein on her temple. "I don't fucking understand you! I hate it! Quickly explain!" She started to shake Zeno, determined to get some answers.

"Hahahaha!" Zeno didn't answer and just laughed before dragging her away. "Let's continue our date, little enchantress. My time is precious."

"Aha! I knew it was a date!"