Ch.1

"I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime

reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time

Cause at 5 o'clock, they take me to the gallows pole the sands of time for me are running low running low, yeah!!

When the priest comes to read me the last rites

Take a look through the bars at the last sights

Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be that there's some sort of error?

Hard to stop the surmounting terror

Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody, please tell me that I'm dreaming

It's not easy to stop from screaming

The words escape me when I try to speak

Tears flow, but why am I crying?

After all, I'm not afraid of dying

Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard

Somebody cries from a cell, "God be with you"

If there's a God, why has he let me go?

As I walk, my life drifts before me

Though the end is near I'm not sorry

Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away

Mark my words, believe my soul lives on

Don't worry now that I have gone

I've gone beyond to seek the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand

Maybe then you'll begin to understand

Life down here is just a strange illusion

Yeah-yeah-yeah, hallowed be thy name

Yeah-yeah-yeah, hallowed by thy name

Yeah, good god I love that song" said a weird looking guy. And when I say weird looking I'm disturbingly like this guy was missing like half his torso his left thigh, both his forearms, and literally his entire head except his eyes and mouth. But he could still function like a normal person, for example even though he didn't have thighs he could still walk even though there was still a bunch of holes in him.

Said weird guy is in the middle of a frozen wasteland and was currently in front of a size able mansion made of… ice? He was also playing the drum section of hallowed be thy name by Iron Maiden, the drums were also made of ice, strangely enough (don't question it). "Ah, I think I earned my self a drink" he then proceeded to walk into his enormous manor and go to his bar and grab a bottle made of ice that was filled with a solidified red liquid. He then smashed the bottle against his head and grabbed the red cylinder and put it in a cup shaped like half a coconut and crushed into a slushy.

He then walked out side, sat in a lawn chair and looked out onto his millions of ice sculptures that stretch across the horizon. "Ahhh times are good, times are good" then something strange happened all of a sudden everything went silent the deafening winds, screams of the damned, the countless voices in his head, everything.

Then suddenly a giant orb of fire, light, shadow, and eyes.

[wassupppp!!!!] the orb bellowed and undulated as it spoke. "Wasssupppp!!!"

Robby bellowed back. "Wasssupppp!!!" Yellowed a voice in the distance.

[anyway, hi! I'm Kenny I assume your Robby]

"Pleasure to meet ya Kenny, and yes I'm Robby"

[ah good, nice to meet you, anyway congratulations!! I'm here to drag your deranged ass outa purgatory and reincarnate you, wait is it transmigrate, or is it isekia I just don't fucking know anymore].

"Ah sweet! Oh and do you mind if I inquire as to where I'm going?"

[not at all, but wait what the absolute fuck!?! Why are you talking like a fancy ass rich bitch, you didn't even go to collage!]

"Yes I did you dick!" He said as he pointed to a large school building next to his 3 mile green house.

[that doesn't count! You made that, you know what fuck it let's get back on track the dbdr of it is your going to mha with a system (dbdr=dumb bitch didn't read)]

"Alright dat chill"

[ok, Jesus that took way to long I was supposed to have you there like ten minutes ago so let's get outa here]

"Let's do this thing!!"

[oh and fair warning you may feel a ittie bit of indescribably horrendous pain]

"Wait wha-"

And then Kenny's eyes closed and he expanded and engulfed everything in sight in a weird mix of light and shadow.

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An: whoa mutherfucker that was… not impressive at all, man writing is hard and so boooooring oh my giddy god!! I really hope you enjoyed it and if you didn't well maybe this ain't for you anyway see ya nerds I got shit to do.