Prologue

So I died. Yep, you heard that right I f*cking died. I didn't even die a cool or interesting death. I just tripped and fell down the stairs. Now you may be asking who am I and why am I speaking to you after I "died". Well, my name is Johnathan Moores also known as John. I was your standard corporate slave who worked a 9 to 7 job in the office sitting on my ass typing for hours. I just got out of college and had high hopes for the rest of my life. Well, that didn't turn out very well.

Onto the second question, how am I talking to you? Personally, I'm not sure. For a while now, I've been floating around this dark space. Hmm, sounds like one of those novels online….

WAIT A SECOND!

Suddenly, a bright light flashed in front of my eyes. When I reopened my eyes I saw that I was in a white room now with a desk and chairs in the middle of it. Suddenly I heard a loud pop and crack and saw that an old man had appeared out of nowhere. He had a greek toga embroidered with gold and jewels. His hair was white, his eyes were a shiny golden color that would make Midas jealous, a long beard that reached his waist dangling out in the open, and wrinkles that littered his face which held a kind smile.

"Congratulations on figuring it out!" said the old man.

"Who are you?" I asked with a bit of fear and surprise in my voice.

"Me? My name is Roberto Cornelius Fitzgerald Reagon Blaine Wolfenshmurt Hausen Bergerson Stein II."

I gave him a deadpan stare. "Really?" I said out loud.

"Of course not. My real name, in your language, is just Robert," he said with a cheeky grin as he summoned a large wheel with a lot of words on it. Taking a closer look, I saw that there were different fictional worlds including but not limited to Marvel, DC, and Harry Potter.

"What is this?" I asked.

"The Wheel of Worlds," Robert said. I looked back at it and back at him and asked, "What does it do?"

"It will decide where you end up for your reincarnation," Robert said with a smile that was getting larger by the second.

Looking back at the wheel, I took a deep breath and told him to spin it. The wheel spun and spun until it stopped on a section that read, [Percy Jackson]. Sh*t. I liked the series, but that was before I had to go there. Curse you Rick for making this. I have to deal with mythological creatures and literal gods from all kinds of pantheons. Thinking back to what books he wrote I started to remember the Greek ones obviously. Then I started to remember the Norse and Egyptian books. I HAVE TO DEAL WITH RAGNAROK. Thinking quietly I tried to make plans on what I could do to avoid it.

While cursing Rick and despairing at my future, Robert cleared his throat to get my attention.

"This next wheel will determine who you are in the world as well as some of your abilities," he said as he spun it. Hoping for something like a normal human so I didn't have to deal with the supernatural I crossed my fingers and prayed to whoever was out there in the abyss. Maybe if I reincarnated as a normal human I could just move to Texas or Oregon where nothing ever happens. Finally, after a little bit more, it stopped. Getting a closer look at it, I saw that it landed on [Son of Artemis].

"What!?," I asked Robert with a bit of panic," Isn't she a virgin goddess? How am I her son? She even hates the entire male population!"

"Who said you were her biological son?"

(AN: MC and Artemis do NOT end up together. Get your mind outta the gutters)

"Then how am I her son?"

"You'll find out when you get there," Robert said while snapping his fingers. Another wheel came out of nowhere. "This is the last wheel," he said, "it will determine what you humans call your cheat."

Once again I hoped for something good that would allow me to survive in this world. The wheel spun for what seemed to be ages until it finally stopped. Looking up at the wheel, I saw that it landed on [Eternal Reincarnator]. "Wow," Robert said, "never had one of these before."

"What!?" I yelled out, "What does that mean!?"

"Be quiet," Robert said. He once again snapped and a large book appeared. Robert opened it and flipped through a few pages. "There it is," he said to himself and started reading.

Looking back at me he said, "The [Eternal Reincarnator] can be considered both a blessing and a curse. It allows you to be able to reincarnate forever whenever you feel like it or when you perish with all your abilities, but you can't ever stop. Although you can bring loved ones even if they died so I guess that's a bonus."

Taking time to digest what he said, I took a deep breath and sighed. "What is the reincarnation process after this?" I asked. Robert looked back at the book then looked back at me and said, "The same process as now." At least I can get a lot of cheats and abilities.

"Well, I guess that's it!" Robert said with a clap. The back wall of the white room broke and revealed the same darkness I was in at the beginning of this. I suddenly felt a tug on my back. I looked back and saw that Robert had grabbed me. He started walking over to the broken wall.

"Wait what are you doing!?" I asked in a panic. "I'm kicking you out to reincarnate. What else?" Robert said with a confused expression. "Before I reincarnate can you tell me why I was chosen?" I asked. "That's for me and only me to know," Robert said with a large smile that reached his ears before punting me out into the void.