The Snake's Lair

Amazing!

Wonderful!

How can I explain this, hmmm, pretty fucked up I guess?

It's damn fucked up.

I almost died there, you know!

And 10xp! Just 10xp?

I was fighting a fucking monster like-boss!

*sigh*

*inhale* *exhale* *done resting*

[You're HP and Stamina has completely recovered!]

Hooooo, hays! Anyways, what should I do with this snake?

Its size is the same as a tree.

Well, let me {Search} first the area.

*{Search}*

There are no monsters around. Maybe, the monsters are afraid of the snake and because this is the snake territory.

This should be a safe place now, right?

*pocket moves*

Oh, Sushi you're awake?

*pulls out Sushi from the pocket*

Good morning Sushi. How are you?

Sushi: *wiggles*

Okay. Sushi I have a gift for you.

Sushi: *eyes shine*

Let's go. I'll surprise you.

Sushi: *nods*

Narrator: The man and the leech head to the snake's corpse. The leech was wiggling like crazy, it seems it was excited about the surprise.

Tada! Look Sushi you now have an endless supply of blood you won't need to Suck Me Every Day.

Narrator: Wait, what? Did he just say "suck me every day"? That's gay! No homo please, no Homo.

Sushi: *gay*

Narrator: This *gay* should mean joyful, right? Right!? RiiiiiiiiiiiGHT?

Look at you.

Hahahaha, here! *puts Sushi to the snake's body*

Suck your fill.

*swipes up* *press*

I'm gonna ask SI why the hell I only received that petty xp.

Mastamaynd21: Yoooo, SI! Why did I receive a small amount of xp?

SI: Good Morning, Sire. I don't know why. Just look at the [REAL-time Log]. You will see your past activities there. Bye....

*Disconnected*

*tot* *tot* *tot*

Wait! *sigh* this person is getting to my nerves.

*swipes* *searches* *press*

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[REAL-time Log]

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-You strike a *(Fatal!)* Damage to [Big Blacked-Boa].

-Congratulations! You killed [Big Blacked-Boa].

-System Reward:

-You Received 20gold

-You Received 10xp.

-Sushi Received 10xp.

-You received a -40hp (Fatal!) damage

-Activates {Rest}

-Fully Recovered!

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That snake was a fucking 20xp worth!

At least there is a 20gold reward.

*sigh* my Luck. This is all because of my luck. And here I am, striving for the kill.

I'll just go and take a look if there is something important inside the snake's lair.

Narrator: Mastamaynd21 was dejected about that xp part. He's wondering if his future here will be bright in this world. While asking a question, "Do I have a chance to become strong?" He was imagining his future in this world. Trying out his Zero Luck, he decided to head to the snake's lair and see what's inside.

*walks*

This hole is pretty virgin. I was imagining like a cave or something.

Well, let's just crawl.

*ducks* *kneels* *crawls inside*

#sound#: Annn

What? Who moans?

#sound#: Daddy!

Wait, what?

*continue to crawl deeper*

#sound#: Yes! deep. Go deeper!

WTF! *shock*

This snake! This snake is pretty hardcore.

You just touch this hole like this *touch* and

#sound#: Ahhh *moaning sound*!

See! It came from the fucking hole.

*touch harder*

#sound#: harder daddy!

WTF!

What magic is this?

I want one.

Maybe I can find a clue on how to make this. *evil grin*

*continue to crawl inside*

#sound#: Daddy I'm gonna come! Ahhhhh...

*blush* I have a strong will. This won't break me down.

*continues*

#sound#: Onii Chan!

*stops*

Argh *zip off*

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*splash* *splash* *splash*

*pants*

Ahhhhhh, what a nice push-up.

That explains why the snake is very protective of this place when I came here. It's not mad because of the cucumbers, its mad because of this HOLE.

If it was me, I would do it too. I'll kill anyone who trespasses this place. This is a sanctuary made by nature's hands.

I'll visit this cave every now and then in the future.

I'm done with my extra-curricular activities, onwards I go.

*crawls again*

Oh, I can see something further.

Narrator: Mastamaynd21 tried to strengthen his will. He endured a lot, it pained him. But when he heard the call, he stopped and made a desperate attack on his self. Continuing his journey inside the HOLE, he crawled and crawled, until he reached his destination.

*system notification*

[Welcome to Dildo's Sanctuary]

What a big space. I didn't expect this. And look at these crystals embedded in the wall. It gives light in this dark room. And there is a stone table at the center. What's this? There are two books on the table.

Hahahahaha, it's decided.

I'll make this my storage room *grins*

*drop items*

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You Dropped!

[Anahaw leaf x100]

[Anahaw leaf x100]

[1meter: Vines of Suicide x 100]

[1meter: Vines of Suicide x99]

[Wood Slab x100]

[Lumber x100]

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I'll put this here too.

*puts [1meter: Strand-gle to Death x3]*

I now have 6 free spaces in my inventory.

Now, let's see what secrets this two book have.

Obtained [Dildo's Legacy]!

Obtained [Skill book]! {Burning Sensation of a Masochist}

What's with this skill book?

Is it only me that thinks this is becoming a little Ecchi[!]?

Well, let's identify it first.

*identifying*

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*{Burning Sensation of a Masochist}

[Skill Book]

Description: "A "NORMAL" mage once traveled the world. He was very energetic and powerful. He was once chained by a Fire Elemental and burned him naked (cause his robes turned to dust). That feeling of ecstasy and his search for painful pleasure was served. At the edge of his feelings, his Burning desire was awakened, he desired more. His heart was set aflame, and his body heat rises, that he overpowered the flames of the Fire Elemental, that was a fierce as lava. The chains were melted by his body heat, he left disappointed by the Fire Elemental's flame." "If flames can't satisfy you, burn the flames. If the world can't satisfy you, burn the world. If the sun is the same, incinerate it."

(Made the most Powerful [Supernova Battle-mage]: B.O.B[!])

[Consumable]

[Any Class]

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What an extreme person?

He can actually overpower a flame as strong as lava.

I didn't expect that there is that kind of person here in this world.

Well, it's a skill what can I do.

*uses {Burning Sensation of a Masochist} [Skill Book]*

[Congratulations! You received a new skill {Burning Sensation of a Masochist}]

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{Burning Sensation of a Masochist}, lvl1

Awaken the flames of your body. Lower HP, stronger fire.

Deals 10% of your normal + magic damage as Fire Damage

Increase the damage by 25% every 10% hp lost.

(Ignores Immune)

Mana cost: 10%mp [100%hp] – 100%mp [10%hp][!]

(Nothing can stop the Flames of Desire!)

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What a strong magic! Forget the name, just looking at it's information, it can deal a powerful damage. And it ignores Spell Immunity. It can be one of my trump cards.

Hmmmm, I hope this other book have something good.

Let me take a look at this [Dildo's Legacy].

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[Dildo's Legacy]

{Mage Class Quest}

(Difficulty: Rank-S)

Description: "A brave mage once traveled the world. He was very energetic and powerful. He once travelled with his twin-brother fulfilling their desires. The brave mage was a powerful [Grand Sound-Magus]." He wants to pass down his legacy, to continue his major dream of making the [Moaning Snibbler][!]. "Sound is a powerful force that breaks the walls of lame silence, and Increases the Sensation's Intensity"

Completion: the Little Naga's throat (0/1), Capture the Moaning Bird alive (0/1), get a Sedusa's Head (0/1)

Requirement: Level 50 and up

Limitation: 5 players

(The Book [Dildo's Legacy] have the Information about the Quest inside)

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This is a mage class upgrade. It's no use to me. But the Quest is pretty attractive. I'll just keep this with me. Maybe someday, I'll not be alone anymore.

A [Moaning Snibbler] *deep breath* this person is genius.

*evil smile*

But it will wait for a while.

*sigh*

Oh well, now that I have a storage room, I can cut and cook that snake meat to pieces.

And I forgot, the search for my shelter still continues.

I hope there is a big tree nearby.

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Author's Note:

1. Ecchi – only one word can explain this. Lewd

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2. Mana cost: 10%mp [100%hp] – 100%mp [10%hp]

The cost is 10%mp if the hp is 100% following by 90%/80/70/60/50/30/20/10%hp with a mana cost of 20%/30/40/50/60/70/80/90/100%

I hope you understand!

It's really hard to explain this. Hehehe

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3. B.O.B. – Battery Operated Boyfriend. Google this one

(I named this character BOB, twin-brother of Dildo to make their brotherhood make sense.)

4. Snibbler - Fleshlight