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Perverted Cultivation

The mixture of yin and yang is a union that cannot be underestimated to normal cultivators, or what some would call dual cultivation. However, in the Distaff Clan World that got overcome by Yin due to the extreme amount of females that dominated the planet, there came a time where men from a faraway place became needed to help balance out the world! Yun Che had been a medical student training to be a doctor when his girlfriend took his virginity on the night of the new moon. This special timing however happened to be a play, for an asteroid that approached once every hundred years had just started to pass their planet! In the morning, he woke up after indulging in the pleasures of celebrating his girlfriend's flesh only to find that his home had been somehow transported to the asteroid like a flaming missile! Even more perplexing is that he will now be forced to leave his world in order to make sure his dear Yun'er doesn't die to the wretches trying to overtake her planet! Come join Yun Che while he engages in using his wits, looks, and abilities to completely challenge the status quo on this all female's planet. However, if he fails, the worst that will happen is he'll be forced to make lots of babies with dozens of beautiful women. What's the worse that can happen with the invasion of the planet from the other forces around the strange cultivation star in their galaxy? A road of mystery and adventure awaits!

Dao0fPerverts · 東方
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69 Chs

The profound beauty must be used for training.

Yun Che's eyes flashed with desire when he realized that twenty girls, in the most gorgeous, thought-provoking lingerie a man could imagine, had started chasing him on his first simple training exercise.

He'd been asked to run for a few kilometers, and to turn around whenever he felt like he had lost energy, and indeed, seeing twenty beautiful girls in white lingerie chasing after him he felt stronger!

The stars in front of him were not nearly as dazzling as the girls lightly gasping and chasing behind him, and even their voices could be described as heavenly. However, their words, and everything else they did, did not fall in line with their beauty. In fact, they seemed more like terrifying drill sergeants, and any man who dared disobey them would get sucked into a pit of desire.

A pit of desire would be a blessing to any man, but on this asteroid the pit of desire turned out to be nothing more than a lecherous man's hell. The pit of desire had dozens of womens body in it that were pilled up and using straws to breath, however, the women's bodies were incredibly hot, and only after you could no longer survive in the yin pit would you be able to go back to training.

Yun Che's body had been rather focused on medicine for the last few years, and he never spent much time running so currently his muscles were beyond sore. Moreover, when he ran, he looked extremely odd because with the lack of air on the asteroid he ran with his arms back like a ninja. Indeed, all the men laughed at him, but for some reason even though he had no experience he ran much faster than you'd expect.

He charged for a few more miles before he turned and heard one of his female 'teacher's' saying "Pick up the pace or else we'll bite you're ass off!" Something about the alluring words and the threatening contents of those words really did make him move faster.

Like a chicken with its head cut off, Yun Che got even faster in his strange pose, and he circled around the pen and rushed to the other side. The asteroid had stopped moving so fast and seemed to be drifting through space. The beauty of it could no longer be appreciated when Yun Che tripped and flipped several times in the air. He skidded onto strands of yellow grass mixed in with black dandelions before he slid underneath the mistress' legs.

Her red lingerie from down below made her entire physique look like a mountain on a heavenly plain. Her two breasts shaded her face a darker color as Yun Che tried to get up. However, a second later, he felt no less than five women's hands pushing him down into the floor, and for some reason a pleasure he couldn't explained jolted him straight onto the Mistress's legs.

He pulled himself up the Mistress's body and looked into her eyes and felt a spell capturing him in her beauty. Realizing that he'd gotten surrounded by over twenty one beautiful women, his entire face flushed red before he suddenly once again felt energized.

"You're not trying hard enough Yun Che. You're supposedly a genius, but you're the tenth man to collapse out of a couple thousand! Your strength will never break through the first realm at this rate. If anything, you're destined to forever remain on this rock!"

"What do you mean?! I will not remain here!" Yun Che slapped back in anger only to find his hand had landed on a soft mound and not only landed but grabbed at the mound. "So what if I fell over, it's not like I've had an entire life to train! For instance, that fatty over there may be running faster than me, but he clearly has quite a lot of muscle underneath all that flubber!"

"Grab it. It will make you faster." The girl behind him blushed. "You're supposed to look back when you're tired and get energy from your senior and younger sisters. However, the entire time you kept looking forward. It's like you don't appreciate all us beauties wearing the sexiest apparel money could buy from Angela's Lingerie Shop."

"I'm a doctor. I've seen hundreds of naked women in medical school. Do you really think that grabbing a breast will make me stronger?! Are you underestimating me?" Yun Che laughed and grabbed the soft breast in his arms before suddenly he indeed noticed a surge of strength. "There is no way that just grabbing… Wait, let me try it on you older sister! Both of you come here so this young brother can experiment!"

"That's more like it." The Mistress smiled and hugged Yun Che's back. Her profound energies started to seep into Yun Che's body while his other two hands viciously grabbed at two girls chests and took a deep and meaningful squeeze. "Impossible! There is no way such a simple and humanly feeling should create such an unfathomable reaction. It's like a vast energy source is being transmitted to me when I grab older sisters' breasts. If that is the case, then does that mean all women on your planet don't mind men violating them?"

"Of course not! Why would you think that? This isn't you violating us. We're part of the Xuan Clan, and any younger brother who needs strength will have at least ten women to give him strength. However, as you can see, we all have black hair, and only your Yun'er has orange hair. If you ever get any grand achievements, then you make pick one of us sisters to also divulge in. However, right now, your main focus should be on just using us to gain energy…"

"Indeed, this is fascinating!" Yun Che had to investigate this so called new 'organ' when he got access to what medical information this world had in store for him! "I will get back to running now mistress! I promise, now that I somewhat understand the mechanism of regaining energy, I will use it to the best of my ability."

"I feel left out…" Xuan Lan complained when Yun Che passed her bust and squeezed another females. "You give them all such harsh, viscous squeezes, but all I get is a mere tap!"

"You know Yun'er, so I got worried." Yun Che turned around and prepared to start running again. "How long do I have to reach this first so called level, and how will I be able to tell?"

"Mistress will tell you when you've reached the first level." A girl in the group of his twenty older sisters cracked her knuckles. "However, if you don't mind, I have to go back to being similar to a drill sergeant older brother. Now, get going you filthy piece of shit! Don't stop until the drops of sweat are floating off you and numbering more than the stars in the sky."

Yun Che gulped and indeed found his senior sisters somewhat intimidating. He turned around abruptly and began running towards the Fatty who had just a measly three women behind him, but seemed to be outpacing many of the men. His skin had turned completely red, and he outran three people before Yun Che caught up to him.

Yun Che kept running and planned out pace after finding him his hardest competition, however, with a single look back at the buxom woman chasing after him, he'd seem to get lit on fire and dash off into the distance.

"He's definitely a pervert. I never thought there'd be a world where being perverted would make you faster, stronger, and even more desirable to women. However, he's still rather chubby… No matter how divine the energy, he'll eventually tire."

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Yun Che ran for over three hours before he could no longer take it.

Luckily, after understanding the importance of embracing women, he managed to come in the top 500. To his surprise, his group of 500 got brought to another area while the other few thousand remained in the pen.

He walked up to Fatty because all the other men seemed unapproachable. Fatty, however, meaningfully glanced at him with a strange glint in his eye. Yun Che gave him a second look and indeed felt this Fatty seemed familiar. Wait, could this be the famous television star that showed up on almost every cooking show! This Fatty had to be the legendary Grand Fatty of the Cooking Network!

His nickname Grand Fatty couldn't be taken lightly because he'd been hailed since a young age as the number one cooking prodigy in all of China! When it came to women, Grand Fatty had been described as one of the greatest adversaries to even the most well experienced player. However, this clearly couldn't be the case since he'd just lost his virginity last night!

"Grand Fatty? Is that you? I can't believe you also got thrown on this rock?!"

"Hmph, don't call me that. I'm merely just a man that got tricked by a beautiful girl like you." Grand Fatty's serious voice didn't match his demeanor, nor did he give off the same vibe when he'd been on all those television networks. "However, this isn't so bad, right? In the new world we're getting sent to, being a pervert is as important as breathing. Hence, I decided when I heard about this from my girlfriend to throw away all my shackles."

"You-you're full of shit. I've seen the way you stare at girls on television." Yun Che looked at Grand Fatty meaningfully like he could see through his fat exterior with a single glance. "However, shouldn't you be upset?"

"I've always wanted to be the god of cooking. My Lin'er last night told me I could become the god of cooking if I met her father. After she practically forced me to concede my first time to her, I already figured out that she indeed meant a father of another planet!"

"You aren't upset?" Yun Che saw they'd arrived at a new place like the pens except this place got the nickname the plains. "How long have you two been dating? For her to just lie to you like and you to respond like that doesn't make any sense?"

"So what?" Grand Fatty bowed to Head Mistress when she approached them. "Listen… The best thing I learned when cooking had to be that women can indeed come from different planets. This genius is surprised his younger brother didn't realize it when growing up on our Earth. Didn't you find the stories of Chinese Gods too believable! Indeed, they had to come from different planets!"

'He's completely freaking nuts.' Yun Che patted him on the shoulder. 'However, he seems to have a way of figuring things out. In the future, I should remain friends wiht this Grant Fatty, so that I can take advantage of his discernment.'

"Men…. Welcome to your second challenge. This time… It's a simple exercise. You will select one woman to lay on your back and will begin doing push ups. In order to keep going, you must embrace all desires!"

"Yun Che! Xuan Lin! Come here!" The Head Mistress called Yun Che over, and he obviously immediately rushed over to her like an obedient dog. The last thing he wanted to do had to get stuck on this rock, and no matter how guilty he felt towards his Yun'er, he had no choice but to follow the orders of the head mistress. "Xuan Lin! I'm sure you heard Yun Che pounding your best friend tirelessly last night! However, today, you're Yun Che's key to getting stronger! Lay on his back! Since he got 500th in the top 500, he shall start first! The first one to stop doing one pushup every ten minutes will get disqualified!"

"However, don't worry. This madam is generous! If you do 10,000 pushups, I will let you off! This is a form of external cultivation! Once you can do 100,000 pushups at once, I will consider it means you've reached the second external stage of the mortal body enhancement realm!"

"The yin from each woman that is on your back can be absorbed! However, don't think the woman on your back will get lighter as you get stronger! They are already each well past the first stage and can change the weight of their bodies when they like! Once you get past 1000 pushups, they will get heavier, and once you get past 10,000 pushups, they will get much heavier!"

"The top 100 who pass this test will be considered inner disciples of the Distaff Female Sect. However, those of you who fail… hmph, you won't get a shot at the top spot! Now, begin Yun Che!"

"Yes madam!" Yun Che slowly got onto the floor and held himself up in a 'plank' position before a mind numbing pain shot up his arms. He really had never worked out, and felt like 10 second of a plank seemed impossible, but then Xuan Lan got on his back.

Her gorgeous pale skin pushed against his body as a gentle force from her chest crushed into his back as her hips girated to get into position. The heat from the most warm parts of her body seemed to suddenly give him strength, and the allure that his girlfriend's best friend had on a hot, sexy costume on him guided him as he began to do pushups.

100… 300…. 500…

He felt like he never could do so many pushups in his life. However, after 500 pushups, he looked around and saw hundreds of men to his right and left going dozens of times faster than him. Fatty looked like an exceptionally fast pump churning up and down quicker than the eye could make out as a thin teenage girl hugged his body for dear life.