Me and the man upstairs

"Twitch" 

"Twitch" "Twitch"

God: I know you're awake.

"Jay remains laying on what he perceives to be something soft and cushiony."

God: I'm talking to you?

Jayc: ohh? Why didn't you just say so!

God: I did!

Jay: Well, I guess we both learned something, huh?

God: [with a straight face] I guess I should let you go back to sleep then [god turns to leave]

Jay: There's no need, no need for that 

"Upon awakening and being completely in the dark, Jay has decided to wring this guy dry of information." 

God: Hahaha, is that so? [Laughing amusingly at Jay's antics]

Jay: Yeah, of course. By the way, where am I at? What is this place? It was Anthony, wasn't it? That fool. just wait..

" looking around him and seeing nothing, but a endless white void, Jay envisions the beating Anthony will get for wasting the money he nearly died for."

God: There's no easy way to say this my son... you've died.

Jay: ????.... who the fuck is this guy, where'd they meet this fool. what's next inorder to make amends for my fucked up life I'll be given a second chance [Jay thinks to himself]

God: Yes inorder to make amends for your the harsh life you lived I'll give you a second chance at life. Parents dieing before your even able to walk or speak, growing up being bullied, forced to fight day in and out, developing that sick desire of what you call thrill. Endless bloody fights! your death was too soon my son.

Jay: It's all fun and games until they get punched in the head [whispers inaudibly].

God: did you say something?

Jay: Hahaha No, of course not.

God: .... is that soo

Jay: Yea-yea, [Deciding to go along with the bullshit] so what are u gonna give me two wish or three huh?

God: unfortunately your life cannot be decided based on a wish, you'll be given a chance to spin the wheel to decide what's next

Jay: yeaaa!

"Jays anger begins to grow as his eyebrows twitch"

God: I know your anxious and angry of the unknown and having to leave the planet u came from but make this second chance what you will of it.

Jay: How the fuck is that a second chance, chance versus desire! I'll choose my desires anyday, who the fuck came up with your bullshit lines anyway? huh?

"Nearly succumbing to his anger, Jay almost blurted out his thoughts. He decided against it and began looking around again, this time also using his feet to feel the soft, squishy floors that resembled clouds."

Jay: "Sigh," there's no way this could be real right now. [Thinking aloud]

God: Are you ready, my child?

"swoosh" "BAAM"

"Two gold distinct spinners, each with their own title, world, and system. appears out of nowhere, leaving Jay stupefied."

Jay: definitely can't afford that. Shit!!

God: you may begin 

Jay: "Sighh" seriously? 

"Trying his best to pull himself together, Jay attempts to reassure himself as he walks towards the spinners."

Jay: So what if it's real? I don't have much at home, and who knows, maybe it'll be fun!

"Thinks Jay as a complex yet intriguing grin that would scare an elderly person to death climbs onto his face. Despite the fact that he was starting to get excited about the unknown, about the battles that might be fought in the future, he couldn't help but think about the experiences he'd had with his boys, Anthony being a goofy trouble maker, while Kevin being responsible and courageous, yet still prone to trouble. "

"sighs" "smack" "he smacks himself in the face using both hands"

Jay: "Wake up Jay!" Get your head in the game! Think about all the battles to be.... 

"swooshh" "swirl"

"Getting to the wheel, containing a list of different worlds, Jay spun it with the best of his abilities and hoped for the best."

Jay: well? "Leave it to faith, I guess." Jay shrugs before moving to the side. " 

"The wheel continued spinning and spinning,  as it began slowing down, named of different worlds could be seen"

"My little pony..."... "power puff girls."

"Twilight"...

After seeing some of the worlds listed on the wheel, Jay raises an eyebrow in astonishment.

Jay:.. "sigh" I guess this is actually more serious than I thought.

"The wheel began to slow down before coming to a complete stop at one piece world."

Jay: one piece huh?, could be worse." Jay, on the other hand, shrugged, attempting to recall as much as he could about the world as he moved to the second wheel."

"Swish" "swirl"

Once again spinning the wheel and hoping for the best, Jay moves to the side and continues his previous thoughts.

Jay: If I'm not mistaken, if it's the same one piece world that I know of, then given the right start and training as much as possible, I'll be able to reach a higher limit. levels I've never seen or would ever be able to touch on earth. It just sucks that I stopped watching it after the war of the best marine ford "sighs".

"Thinking aloud, Jay began putting together the little memories he had of one piece. Being someone who enjoyed a good fight, Jay did in fact enjoy watching one piece to get away from reality at times. He just never saw the point in the main character's hero syndrome. He could understand wanting to be free and traveling the world fighting the strong and getting stronger, but going out of the way to save entire countries is a little much, isn't it?"

"As Jay began his internal conflict on what he thought about the one piece world from his past memories based on the main character's point of view, the wheel began to slow down before coming to a stop at..."

"Basic Gamer System"

Jay: Is that it?

God: yes

Jay: desires over chance any day, "sighs"

"Jay began slowly disappearing. "

Jay:  what's the worst that could happen?

....

.....

Doctor: push!, push!

Woman: arghhh! Aaaaaah!

Jay: whattt theee fucckkkkk! Ahhhhhhh

"Outside perspective "

"Waaaaaa" "waaaaaa"

Doctor: it's a boy....