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Chapter 38
Title: The Lion Man...
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I observed the fruit in my hand, I cannot help but smile. This should be the Zoan Devil Fruit, though not the best, it's still pretty good. Also, this mysterious feeling that every Devil Fruit gave off... truly was... strange...
When they get Awakened, it will become pretty much just a better version of Gear 4, which can be used without limits, essentially a better version of it.
Which one should I give this to? I can sense that Sabo and Gin are already at the corpse of the recently killed beast.
So I decided to suppress my presence and slowly disappear from Sabo's Observation Haki.
I go towards one of the giant jungle trees and look at Sabo and Gin below me. I should jump down and scare them a little.
Suddenly Sabo looks up, and directly at me. "Yo! Ace, you okay?"
Tch, that sucks, he sensed me. Damn, that would have been so funny.
Still, I don't let my annoyance linger and I jump down from the tree. Casually landing on the ground and showing them the devil fruit.
"This is the Cat-Cat Fruit: Model - Lion," I explain to them. "The crocodile that you are looking at had eaten it."
That was why it had such strong pounces and tail attacks. It was a combination of a lion and crocodile, and it only got the good things from both sides.
Sabo looks unimpressed at it, after all his Flame-Flame fruit is way better than this. Gin on the other hand just spares a glance at it and doesn't seem that interested either.
"We should go back to the ship, tell the other that we are okay." Suggests Sabo.
I nod at that. "Yeah, then we can explore around a little and see what happens around here. We still need to wait for our Log Pose to set."
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A couple of days later and my crew looks at me as in the middle of the jungle I have built a mansion all by myself and even put an indoor pool in it.
This island has a bunch of dangerous animals, like lions, tigers, crocodiles, and such.
"Why did you even build this again?" Asks Sabo confused.
I frown at him. "You don't understand Sabo, there is an indoor pool."
I tell him that as if it's supposed to explain everything.
"I understand captain." Says Gin with complete confidence. Everyone looks at him curiously. "I completely trust you, I know that you can do it."
"Then you don't know anything!!" Yells Desire in annoyance.
Everyone looks at Gin weirdly, his trust in me is unbreakable. He is up there with Sabo in the trust levels. And Sabo has been conditioned his whole life to be trustworthy for me.
Gin looks at Desire and nods. "I don't need to know about something to understand it."
"That doesn't make sense?" Expresses Nojiko. At this time Cat is licking a tree. I dunno that tiger is weird as hell… and he is now peeing in the tree.
Bartolomeo is using a magnifying glass to burn some ants in an anthill. The others too are all doing their own thing, Deuce is writing something with a smile on his face.
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Three days later and I put a bunch of my pirate flags around the island. I also painted it on the animals, the Log Pose set yesterday so we can move to the next island, but I am having some fun. It's gonna mind f*ck the next people that reach this island.
Still, I am having a lot of fun as I have been using my indoor pool inside the mansion. Sadly I didn't get to see Nojiko and Desire in a bikini, but meh, it is what it is.
I am all relaxed now and built the restriction suit for Bartolomeo, Deuce, and Gin. This makes it hard to move and they train just by walking. I am trying to build one for the girls but their breasts are too big and they will continue to grow, so I must find a material that is perfect for the area.
This is a suit that I and Sabo used to use a long time ago. Now it is kind of useless as we have grown stronger than the suit. It can't offer the restriction that it used at all.
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The next day in the morning we set sail and I smile as I look back at the island. As it disappears from my vision I smile, I had quite some fun in that place.
My artistic skills developed too, and now I can draw my flag perfectly in under ten seconds. That is what I call goddamn talent. If I was a dog, I would say that I have peed all over that island. My mark is all over it, the flags painted are in the thousands.
Though I did leave my mansion behind sadly. Building in this world is quite fun, it's like building with legos as everything seems light to me due to my strength.
"Oy~ Ace~" Calls out Nojiko in a seductive voice. I hear Desire snicker, and when I turn back I see Nojiko in a bikini. "Hey~ do you like it?"
I act clueless at that and say. "Did you change your hairstyle?"
I can see Nojiko clench her fist in annoyance as she hears me say that. "N -No… do you like my bikini?"
"Hm?" I act confused and tilt my head sideways. "Yeah, I guess it is good enough."
I then turn back and look at the island that now disappears from my vision. I can hear Desire holding back Nojiko from trying to hit me. They probably made a wager with each other to try and seduce me.
"Hey~ Ace~" This time I hear Desire call out to me, and I turn around and see her skimpily covered by bandages.
"Yeah?" I look at her confused once more. "Aren't you cold wearing so little clothes? What if suddenly a snowstorm comes around? Go and get dressed."
Once again I hear Desire wanting to attack me now, but Nojiko holds her back. I knew it, they were just messing around. Sadly for them, they could appear in my bed and both be making out with each other… and I still wouldn't be flustered… I would join in, but not flustered.
Wow, just imagining Nojiko and Desire in a threesome with me is amazing. Damn, I will have to try so hard though to get that to happen. Coordinating a threesome is so troublesome, and cuming inside any of them would be troublesome because the other would be offended.
Okay, my mind just went to a weird place again. Hmmm… maybe I should make fun of Nojiko.
"Nojiko!" I call out to her.
"Yeah."
"You are pretty," I tell her.
"W -Wha?!!" Confusedly says Nojiko, not knowing how to react to this. She is too young to fluster me.
"Desire, you are sexy too."
"S -Shut the hell up Ace!" Yells out Desire, though I caught her stutter in the beginning. "Don't say something stupid like that captain, or people might get the wrong impression."
Heh, she is a little more sophisticated than Nojiko and quickly understood that I was joking around.
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-General POV-
The guys in the crew just hear this and are surprised as they are currently playing poker.
"As expected of Ace." Declares Gin. "Ladies can't resist him."
"Tch, it's annoying." Says Deuce, slightly annoyed that the girls in the crew don't pay attention to him.
"Don't worry Deuce, there are plenty of women in the world." Encourages Bartolomeo, which surprises Deuce. After all, the barrier man is not nice to people. "But I don't think that there are any who would like your ugly mug, so good luck."
"Why you bastard!!" Deuce gets up and fights Bartolomeo in a brawl.
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A/N: Ace isn't flustered, he had some female experience in his first life. And even if he didn't, he ain't some anime protag.