Better be Truck-kun

Jack was walking down the street to the convenience store while thinking about his favourite anime One Piece. Earlier that day he had finally finished the last episode of the (Big Mom Arc) and like always his mind wandered to the world of One Piece.

'The way the people think in manga is so fucked up. How can people treat their subjects like that and still be loved?' Jack thought. He came back to the same conclusion he arrived at every time. 'Either they are so brainwashed into loving them out of fear, or the world creators just suck.' Jack concluded as he entered the store.

Getting a bag of chips and a drink he started walking home. As he reached an intersection he heard the roar of a vehicle, but before he could locate the motorized contraption he was bulldozed into the middle the street and slammed by a big yellow thing.

As darkness quickly descended, his thoughts were, 'Son of a Bitch!!! This better be Truck-kun! I want my damn reincarnation!!' And then death pulled him into his embrace and finally ended his pain and misery.

(Interlude)

Truck-kun POV:

"That damn yellow bastard always gets the fun part. I'm gonna have to stop bringing him to my gigs otherwise I'll lose my glorious reputation." Truck-kun said to the deity that had asked for a new soul.

"I completely agree with you buddy. I mean can you imagine if these mortals started saying "Bus-kun" instead? Sounds absolutely terrible." God said to Bus-kun.

"I know right?!!! That creepy pedophile can sometimes help in a pinch, but no one needs to praise that thing. Anyway keep me posted for anymore jobs boss." Truck-kun said before driving off back to his favourite roadway.

Back to Jack POV:

As his soul was floating in the void, he felt himself being pulled in some where. All of the sudden the darkness was replaced with a blinding white light. 'Is this Heaven?' Jack thought. Shockingly, a loud deep voice replied, "Not a chance".

At the reply to his thoughts Jack was stupefied and lost all train of thought. "Oh come on. Don't tell me your fragile little mind shattered with just a few words?" The deep voice spoke once more.

Brought back to what was going on Jacks mind kicked into overdrive, and the memories of him dying came back to him. Looking around he couldn't see anyone, but he knew someone or something was there.

Thinking of all of the fan fics that he has read before, ideas came forth. "Are you God?" Jack called out. "Yes" the deep voice, now known as God replied back. "Did you have Truck-kun kill me?" Jack asked. "Yup" God replied back without a hint of remorse in his voice.

"Is this one of those reincarnated into another world scenarios?" Jack called out again. "Sort of" God spoke calmly. "Then would you mind giving me some more details?" Jack said, not even trying to argue or complain about his current situation.

God kept on analyzing this little mortal, but couldn't make heads or tails of him. Usually a mortal would be freaking out, or demanding answers or something, but this one understood his situation almost perfectly, short of a few key factors, but nonetheless still uncommon.

"You are taking this surprisingly well, me having you killed and all. Also you are pretty knowledgeable on what's happening right now too." God said to Jack. Having everything thing confirmed for him, and hearing Gods response Jack just said, "well there's not really much i could do if I wanted to, plus this could be exciting depending on the circumstances. As for knowing about this, this same exact situation happens a lot in books, I just didn't think it was real." Jack said back.

Listening to Jacks response, God figured as much. "Good good, saves a lot of explaining on my part. Anyway watching and listening to mortals throughout the universe all of the time is pretty boring. Most of the times it's so predictable, kind of a let down. So sometimes I like to amuse myself by adding in an unknown in some worlds. Spice things up, you know?" God said to Jack.

"I get needing entertainment, but not quite on your level. Anyway so what's going to happen now?" Jack asked the all powerful being. "Well here's the thing. To be entertained I need to be surprised, who would have thought? So what's gonna happen is you pick some world, I send you there, and pray to me that you do something amusing." God said.

"So if I can pick the world, I pick One Piece." Jack said, while in the next breath asked, "Do I get any wishes, abilities, or a system?"

God, expecting this kind of answer replied back, "No you don't get any wishes, that's just stupid. Also this world has so many chances for abilities and even its own form of magic, so I'm not gonna give you any. As for the system, don't even get me started on that. You earthlings and your systems. Do you have any idea what a system entails? I can give you a little bit of an advantage though. You will be able to learn things faster than anyone else in this world. It will help you immensely."

Jack just stared back in thought. Realizing the truth he sighed to himself then asked, "Can I at least get something, like a world shop to buy things?" God thought about it for a second then said, "Because this world is pretty fucked up, and that's coming from me, I'll give you your shop, but you can only buy and sell stuff from THAT world. I'll even throw in an inventory for ya, just cause it makes sense to have one. So any other questions?"

"Can I pick my name and age? Also can I pick the timeline to go to?" Jack asked. "I don't see why not. But you better not be one of those people that just join the Main Character of the story. I can't tell you how boring that is." God ranted to him.

"Well for my name I want it to be Jack Sparrow. I wanna keep my same age, so when I get into the world I'll be 17. As for the timeline can I want to brought there 5 years before the main story starts. Could I also be put in the East Blue? Don't really care what island, but it makes sense for me."

"Hahaha!! Going The Pirates of the Caribbean eh? Very well, but we may as well throw in the D in your name. The whole bound by destiny or whatever wouldn't affect you anyway, but it fits for this world to have it. Everything else sounds fine. Anyway that's it. I've spent enough time on you. Have fun and try not to die to early. If you do, at least make it entertaining.

And just like that, Jack was pulled to the darkness once more. He wasn't sure what happened after that, but sometime later he opened his eyes (physical eyes now) and see a big bright light shining down on him, while all around him was trees.

"Well" Jack said aloud. "Let's make this world my bitch."