Chapter 3: Huh...

(A/N: Short chapter...Studying for finals.)

(I forgot I was naked...)

I felt my cheeks reddened in embarrassment at her words as I stared at the opposite cave wall. I heard a snicker from the male voice.

"Turn around."

"Fuck no."

My reply was short and filled with conviction...

I refuse to fucking turn around...

"Turn. Around. Now..."

I clenched my teeth as I slowly spun around, exposing my 'best friend' to the world. Immediately, my eyes greeted with the barrel of a rifle. The individual holding it was wearing iconic armor from a certain bounty hunter that was tragically eaten alive.

(Shit...I'm getting all nerdy...It's a Mandalorian.)

Yet, it's someone who I wasn't expecting at all to meet.

"Din Djarin?!"

The Mandalorians' body tensed up in response.

"How-?"

Yet, before he could continue speaking, the sound of blaster fire echoed in the distance. Din spun around and looked over at the second figure. I followed his gaze and saw a female Mandalorian. When my gaze landed on her colorful and cartoonish armor, I felt my eyes widen.

(Is that...Sabine!?)

Sabine was, in fact, one of the characters on the TV show "Star Wars: Rebels." I quickly grew confused and wondered why she was here. If I remember correctly, she was active a few years earlier during the Empire's growing rule. On the other hand, Din was a few years later after the destruction of the Death Star. I had no idea why they were together.

"Is the ship ready?"

Din asked Sabine, who was silent in response.

Her gaze, or rather her visor, was gazing toward me...

Rather at my...

"Oui!"

I placed my hands over my pecker and glared at Sabine, who had jumped in response to my words.

"Whatcha looking at perv!"

My words caused Sabine to freeze, as she screamed in response, her voice sounding slightly flustered.

"P-Pervert! What the hell! You're the pervert that's running around completely naked!" I clicked against the roof of my mouth as I replied to her words.

"Say's the person staring at my dick!"

"B-B-Bastard!"

As our little exchange was going on, Din was standing in silence, as if bewildered by our little argument. Sabine was shaking in rage as she withdrew a blaster pistol from her waist, and aimed at me in a threating manner.

"If you speak again...I will blow off that disgusting thing!"

I gasped...

"You wouldn't fucking dare!"

"Try me."

Before I could retort, a sudden explosion shook the ground. It caused some of the ceiling to fall and begin to pelt us. I raised my hand and all the rocks froze in place. I waved my hand and sent all of the rocks to the side. Once the crashed against the ground, I was distracted, and it was enough for Din to raise his arm toward me. In a flash, a small metal capsule shot out his wrist, before exploding into a large net of metal wire.

"What the fu-"

I tried to use the force to ward off the net, but I was to late, and the net surrounded me. I felt it wrap around my body, and constrict my arms to my sides, as my legs were immobilized. I crashed against the obsidian floor, the sharp rocks cutting up my exposed back and ass.

"Ouch! What the hell?!"

I yelled at Din, who was looking away from me and at Sabine.

"Get the rest and start up the ship."

"Eh," Sabine said her shoulders slumping, "Hera is going to kick your ass." Her words didn't deter Din as he walked over to me and crouched down. Despite not seeing his face, I could feel his intense gaze, as he spoke in a slightly angry voice.

"Now...How do you know me?"

(Shit.)