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My heroic journey as a trap 2.0

fucking hell why the hell is my gacha so goddammit Annoying and why the hell do I look like this? fucking astolfo join me in my adventure in my hero academia or you could just leave fucking pussy

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11 Chs

the Trex duo

["ding" you have gained Ayanokoji kiyotaka ticket do you wish to use it?

Yes|No]

"Ayanokoji kiyotaka ticket? system what is this ticket?" is it maybe a summoning ticket?

[host you know you can just look at its description right?]

wait I can do that?

[Ayanokoji kiyotaka ticket] [grants you a random positive trait from Ayanokoji kiyotaka]

I immediately stiffened

a trait from this guy...

Ayanokoji kiyotaka at face value a high school student who while has a handsome face also has a pretty gloomy aura around him other than that he seems normal

of course, that just hides how much of a fucking beast this guy is if we are talking about intellect there are not many that could beat him he's someone who could even rival L from death note

heck I think he could even beat him in that regard

his ability to manipulate people and plan seems even inhuman at times

of course, we can't forget about his physical attributes although he doesn't have the physical strength of a supernatural being since he doesn't any supernatural power he still is way above any fit person in this world of course excluding those with strengthing quirks

so a trait from this guy is welcomed hopefully I get his intellect since with gamers body I can just grind my body up to the same level and even surpass him

while I could do the same with intellect it's just...I hate studying okay! is that what you wanna hear!?

"system use Ayanokoji kiyotaka ticket!" I yelled in excitement

["ding" 1 Ayanokoji Kiyotaka ticket used]

[spinning]

[spinning]

[spinning]

"Please be intellect please be intellect please be intellect please be intellect" I muttered as I prayed on my knees

["ding" you have gained trait "Trex size"]

"huh, Trex size the hell is the-ahAHHHHHHH!!" I yelled falling on my ass

"FUCKKKKKK!! MY BALLS" I screamed rolling around in pain

the pain persists for 12 more seconds but it may as well have been 10 hours for me

["ding" assimilation completed you have now gained the trait "Trex size" please check your status to learn more about traits]

I glared at the screen with hatred damn system! you don't go after a man's balls like that!

"D-Damn system why didn't you tell me you were going to do that!" I said with gritted teeth

standing up I noticed something was different my pants and underwear felt extremely tight for some reason

pulling my pants down to see what the hell is going on I see something incomprehensible

a monster

a beautiful sword

no that's not it

it's a Trex

quickly pulling my pants back up I yelled "System what the hell is this!!?"

[as stated before if the host wishes to know more about traits host is advised to open his status]

"d-did you just give me some sass their system?" I stuttered in surprise my anger completely forgotten

[I believe not host although it seems you have had a decline in your cognitive ability do you want me to get you to a mental hospital?]

"oh go suck a dick" I grumbled finally deciding to take the system's advice of checking my status

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[Name] [Marcin Yeager]

[Titles] [Quirkless child] [reincarnated] [orphan]

[Traits] [Trex size] {new}!!

[hp] [50]

[age] [10]

[quirk] [quirkless]

[Strength] [0.5]

[vitality] [6.2]

[agility] [1.3]

[dexterity] [0.8]

[intellect] [3.7]

[Endurance] [1.1]

[charisma] [8.9]

[SKILLS]

[Sprint] [level 3]: "use those short legs will ya!" - system

[Passive]: [increases running speed by 3%]

[Active]: [ increases running speed by 12%]

[cost]: [uses excess energy to increase speed increases rate of energy usage by 40%]

[stealth] [level 2]: "sneak sneak sneak"- Emilia-tan

[Passive]: [decreases footsteps and breathing by 2%]

[Active]: [decreases footsteps and Breathing by 9%]

[cost] [Strength and speed is reduced by 60% while stealth is active]

[Cooking] [level 7]: "your cooking in a burnt pan your fucking dick!!- Gordon Ramsay

[Passive]: [increases taste and smell of your food by 18%]

[Active]: [increases smell and taste by 26%]

[cost]: [higher mental energy consumption]

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'okay that's interesting" seeing the new Trait [Trex Size] I of course checked its description

[Trex Size] ["your penis and butt are both now a mighty Trex that normal people will never be able to compare to"- system

60%+ growth in penis Size

60%+ growth in butt Size]

my right eye began twitching in annoyance while I don't mind the extra size in my little brother I don't know why my butt had to be included

feeling my bottom up it felt a lot bigger and softer too the hell is this system trying to turn me into an even more alluring trap!?

"system are you sure you're not a hentai or trap system?" I said bitterly I didn't enjoy the changes to my butt

I'm still a guy you know

[you do not need to worry host I am a gaming system designed to help you in all aspects of life and that sometimes encompasses your sex life as well]

*twitch* *twitch* okay calm down Marcin this is your system we are talking about so calm your shit

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*huff* *huff* "IM FINALLY DONE!!" I yelled in joy before proceeding to fall face first with my only cushion being the dirt and the worms inside said dirt

normally I would've gotten straight up but ah fuck it I'll just use it as an emergency bed I'm too tired for this shit

[basic training plan]

[30 push-ups: ★]

[40 sit-ups: ★]

[60 squats: ★]

[10-minute parkour: ★]

[5 km run: ★]

[5-minute stretching]

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[Name] [Marcin Yeager]

[Titles] [Quirkless child] [reincarnated] [orphan]

[Traits] [Trex size]

[hp] [50] = [52.5]

[age] [10]

[quirk] [quirkless]

[Strength] [0.5] = [0.7]

[vitality] [6.2] = [6.3]

[agility] [1.3] = [1.6]

[dexterity] [0.8] = [1.1]

[intellect] [3.7] = [3.7]

[Endurance] [1.1] = [1.7]

[charisma] [8.9] = [9.1]

[SKILLS]

[Sprint] [level 3.7]: "use those short legs will ya!" - system

[Passive]: [increases running speed by 3%]

[Active]: [ increases running speed by 12%]

[cost]: [uses excess energy to increase speed increases rate of energy usage by 40%]

[stealth] [level 2]: "sneak sneak sneak"- Emilia-tan

[Passive]: [decreases footsteps and breathing by 2%]

[Active]: [decreases footsteps and Breathing by 9%]

[cost] [Strength and speed is reduced by 60% while stealth is active]

[Cooking] [level 7]: "your cooking in a burnt pan your fucking dick!!- Gordon Ramsay

[Passive]: [increases taste and smell of your food by 18%]

[Active]: [increases smell and taste by 26%]

[cost]: [higher mental energy consumption]

[Parkour] [level: 1.4] "Parkour!!" - Michael Scott

[Passive]: [increases dexterity by 2%]

[Active]: [increases dexterity by 6% while giving you [Parkour vision] gifting you the ability to see opportunities for Parkour the average person wouldn't be able to see]

[cost] [while parkour is active both mental and physical energy is consumed at an Exhilarated rate]{NEW}!!

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my agility endurance and dexterity went up a lot faster than my strength and vitality probably because of my disposition towards those stats as my dear system said

"hey, system why don't I feel any different?" I lift my head off the ground, giving me just enough space for my mouth to not get freshly mashed soil in my mouth while talking

[could you elaborate host?]

"I'm talking about my body although my stats have changed I don't feel any difference in anything except my body control"

[that's because the host needs to fall asleep for the changes to be established the reason your dexterity is felt immediately is that dexterity is just basic body control and flexibility while strength agility and endurance require new muscles to be built]

I guess that makes sense

one thing that I've also noticed was my lack of mana something that a gamer would normally have

"hey, system why don't I have any mana? I thought you said you are a gaming system?" I asked with a raised eyebrow mana is an integral part of being a gamer after all

[the reason for hosts' lack of mana is due to insufficient intellect and physique stats you're just not ready to deal with mana as you are currently]

Rolling over to lay on my back I stare into the atmosphere *sigh* well at least I have gamers body and mind I'll use them to grind my stats up

"so what do my stats need to be?" I ask hopefully their not too crazy

[host will have to figure that out himself as I am not authorized to tell you that]

"Huh! Why the hell not!"

[my Creator ordered me not to he said and I quote" I want to see them train and struggle in hopes of getting mana only to fail that would be delightful to watch would it not? " end quote]

*twitch* *twitch*"so you're creator is a sadist" *sigh* I think I've sighed more in the past few days than I've ever sighed in my past life

"oh yeah I almost forgot but why did my charisma increase?" I asked finally deciding to stand up

[your [Trex size] trait has increased you're physical Attractiveness therefore increasing your charisma]

*twitch* I think my right eye is going to combust with all the twitching it's been doing today