( Yuto Pov )
" You're like a teenager, always on your phone."
Scathach:" Don't judge me, you...you..."
" You what?" I smiled as Scathach tried to find a comeback.
I pressed my face against Scathach as I looked at her phone.
" Whatcha lookin' at???"
I saw a manga panel of me training shirtless.
" Fucking pervert." I looked at her with disgust as she hid her phone.
Scathach reached for her spear.
As she tried to Bonk me on the head hoping to make me forget, I grabbed it.
As scthach tried to break my grip, she pulled me on the couch, which I landed on top of her.
" Well, this is cliché."
Scathach smiled and just put her arms around my neck.
As we stared at each other for a while, before Liz came in.
Liz:" Yuto! Nero ate all the cook....Sorry for interrupting." She turned back.
Me and Scathach looked at Liz leaving and looked back at each other.
Scathach chuckled, and so did I.
Giving a peck on her cheek, I got up and threw her phone back to her.
" Here you pervert."
Scathach caught the phone.
" I'm going to check on Nero."
I left the living room and walked towards the dining room to see Nero slump over the table.
" What happened?" I leaned on the table.
Nero:" Too....many.....cookies...Um....u." She groaned.
" Sigh, didn't I say to watch the little girl?"
Nero:" Too....hungry..."
" Sigh."
I went into the kitchen and baked some more cookies for Liz.
As I came upstairs, I entered the room where Liz was at, and I saw here watching over Sakura as she was still recovering.
" Liz, I made some cookies for you."
Liz:" Ooh! Thank you, Yuto!"
I just smiled as she ate the cookie that was larger than her.
I sat next to Sakura and injected some life force to nourish her body.
Standing back up, I went downstairs, leaving Liz to watch over Sakura.
" Nero, let's go!"
Nero:" Ugh....be..right...there...Praetor...."
" Sigh, it's Yuto."
Nero:" ....Yuto....."
" Sigh."
Dragging the red Saber into the city.
* Small timeskip *
/// Bringing you Chibi Yuto dragging a Chibi Nero across the floor.///
Once we made it into the city, we met Alexander the Great and his master sitting at a table, and Alexander greeted us.
Alex:" Yuto and Nero! over here."
We sat across from them.
" How's the modern age doing for you?"
Alex:" It's great!" He ate crackers.
" I see."
Alex:" What's up with your servant."
Looking at Nero, who was slumped over the table freaking out Waver.
" She ate too much food."
Alex:" I see!"
I looked at Waver.
" This must be your master."
Alex:" Yes! this is Waver!"
Waver:" H....hello. I'm Waver."
" Hm, I'm Yuto."
Waver:" Escuse me, but I heard that you were a knight of the round table. How exactly are you not dead? How are you able to summon a servant? How did you live so long? How are you young?"
" Heard of The Hidden One in the Arthurian Legend?"
Waver nodded.
Waver:" I heard of him, but no one had seen his appearance, the only ones that knew were the knights of the round table. They also called you the Accursed one."
" Accursed One?"
Waver meekly nodded as I quickly turned to him.
Waver:" Yes. They said you were cursed to massascre armies for King Arthur. But some claimed you were a Sentinel, a gaurdian of the round table, and King Arthur."
Alex:" Hoh? Massascring armies, huh? Are you sure you don't have second thoughts on joining my side."
" No."
Alexander just nodded.
" So, anything else?"
Waver:" Uuuuh, oh! there was a tale of Morgan Le Fay who went crazy after you rejected her, so the ten gaurdians put her down."
" Morgan Huh? Thank you for telling me this. I'll probably spare both of your lives if you make it out."
Alex laughed.
Alex:" Ahahahahah!!! I like to see you try!!"
" Is that challenge?"
Alex:" Yes!" He spoke as he looked down at me as I looked up to him.
Nero:" Ugh, please.....no fighting....today."
The tension was broken by Nero.
Leaning back, I took Alex's tea before taking it in one go.
* Thud *
" Welp me and Nero will go see the city, see you two later."
Alex:" Hey my tea!!"
Waver:" I'll buy a new one."
Leaving the two, I dragged Nero around.
" Come in, let's go find some clothes."
Nero:" U.....m.....u..."
///Bringing you Chibi Nero in a santa costume///
' Feels great to be in modern clothes.'
I was wearing a black shirt sleeve with buttons and dark blue jeans with a white hoodie with a zipper.
Nero was just Nero as she wasn't in the condition to change.
" Hm? Yo dude, you okay?"
I spoke to the man in the allayway. And just as I stepped forward, I saw his command seal.
???:" Wait, Berserker!"
A blade was close to my face, and I had my face close to Lancelot helmet.
' Stupid helmet, why can't I have a cool helmet.'
" Hm? Aren't you Kariya?"
Kariya:" And you be the one that blown up the Matou mansion." He spoke as he weakly leaned on the wall.
I felt the hostility coming from him.
" You look like shit."
Kariya:" Did you kill everyone?"
"Hmmmmm, maybe I did, maybe not."
Kariya:" Just answer the question."
" Yeesh, no fun at all. If you're talking about the little girl, then yes."
Kariya:" Sigh, thank you."
He fell down.
" You know I could help you."
I spoke as I leaned against the wall.
Kariya:" And the price?"
" Guard my house."
Kariya:" That it?"
" Probably run me some snacks here and there."
I looked at him as I lowered my sunglasses.
Kariya:" Sure."
" Great, let's take an oath."
" Are you Kariya, willing to be my guard dog and snack receiver?"
Kariya:" I am willing."
" Are you willing to take any forms of punishment for betrayal and disloyalty?"
Kariya:" I am willing."
" Alrights, that's it."
Kariya:" Really?"
It was then that he grabbed his chest, which caused Berserker to growl.
Nero put a sword on his neck, daring him to move.
" Oh hey, you're alright."
Nero:" Umu!"
A few minutes later, Kariya calmed down.
Squatting next to him, I put a hand to his shoulder and pumped a lot of life force into him.
Kariya:" Ugh!"
" There! Now just head out of the city there you'll meet Scathach, just tell her I said there wasn't any spicy tofu."
Kariya:" Riiiight. Come berserker."
Berserker:" Grraaahh."
" Laters Lancelot." I waved.
Berserker:" GRRR."
" Come on, let's keep exploring."
Nero:"Umu."
We walked out of the allayway and walked around the city.
///Bringing you Sakura riding Berserkers Shoulders.///
" Man, who builds a church here?"
???:" I do."
" Hm?"
I turned around to see a man in church clothes.
???:" More specifically, my father."
" Is that so?"
I spotted the command seal on his hand.
" So that's where Goldie Boy is, huh? he's living with you."
The man froze before continuing.
Gilgamesh:" Forget it, it's useless to hide from him."
" Yo Goldie!"
Gilgamesh:" Sigh, still the same nickname."
" Oh yeah, where did we meet by chance?"
Gilgamesh:" You really don't know, huh? Or is it just another excuse."
I shrugged.
Gilgamesh:" Just get in the fucking church."
" Don't wanna."
Gilgamesh looked down to me as he crossed his arms.
" I don't like that face you're making."
Gilgamesh:" You never did.....mongrol."
" You just had to go there."
Gilgamesh:" I just realized you're not strong like before."
" Are you calling me weak?"
Gilgamesh:" Isn't it obvious."
Just as Nero and I could end this man's career, the weirdo interrupted.
???:" Ahem, the rules state we can't fight in broad daylight. "
Gilgamesh is not turning his head away and spoke.
Gilgamesh:" Rules are meant to be broken."
" I'm going to break that face of yours."
Gilgamesh:" Jealous?"
" That hairstyle is a crime against humanity, I'm surprised you didn't get striked down, especially when you were living in a church."
Gilgamesh:" You crossed the line!!"
" The line was already crossed, you female dog!!"
Gilgamesh:" You really crossed it this time!!"
" Go cry about it!!"
Gilgamesh:" EA!!"
" MAHIRU!!"
/// We bring you....SHIRO!!!!THE CAT.....///
" So, you're telling me I created that to kill a god?"
Gilgamesh:" Not just a God, God."
" God as in?"
Gilgamesh:" Sigh, forget it, you'll know, though I didn't see you slay him, you kept flaunting that the spear had God blood on it."
" I see. Still don't understand."
' Like God God, or a fictional God?' I thought as I held a wine cup that Gilgamesh gave me.
" Hear that hotel that exploded?"
Gilgamesh:" Don't care, really." He shrugged before taking a gulp.
Gilgamesh:" There's also this!"
He opened a portal to reveal a golden chain.
" Ain't that the famous chain, Enkidu?"
Gilgamesh:" Enkidu wanted you to have this. But I'll hold onto it after you manage to defeat me."
He took back Enkidu.
" You really want to fight, huh?"
Gilgamesh:" Ain't that obvious. You were always the annoying person I met, This time, I'm not losing this chance."
" Hoh? is that so?"
Gilgamesh:" Ye....mmfph."
A cat landed on his head.
Taking the cat off his head, he angrily looked at me.
Gilgamesh:" Why a damn cat store!?"
" It's a cat Cafe, Beside there's a discount for a plus one and two, I'm not mission out on this."
I looked over to see Nero covered in Cats as she petted them in an aggressive manner.
" Beside, she's enjoying it."
Gilgamesh:" Is she really an emperor?"
" Dunno, she's cute, can handle a sword, and likes cats. That's a plus in my book."
Gilgamesh:" I thought cat girls were your fetish."
He looked down at me with disgust.
" Don't you go there."
Gilgamesh:" Hmph."
" Sigh, well, it's time to leave."
I got up from the ground and took off the cats and were sleeping on my lap and shoulder.
Gilgamesh:" You got one on your head stupid."
Getting the cat off my head, I threw it at Gilgamesh.
Hurriedly picking up Nero, we escaped the sounds of shouting.
/// We bring you Yuto leading an army of cats to defeat Vortigern///