Chapter 7 I KISSED MY APPARTMENT

About 4 months later

Last month was great. I found out Isa is not there in the orphanage anymore and she has been adopted by a family. I looked at her from a distance without confronting her. It would be better if this stays that way.

Now it was a great afternoon and I am still in bed thinking about some fantasies of the female gender. Don't look at me like that, puberty is like that and I just entered about a month ago. Lately I have been paying attention to the boobs and butts of hot girls.

And I am sleeping thinking about a hot girl who came near me. She swayed her hips in a quite sexy manner. Slowly bringing her lips to mine.

""BOOM"".

I woke up with a start only to find myself face to face with a falling building. And that's how my dear children, my first became a building.

Under the debris I laid a minute without moving, just to get rid of my sleepiness. Once I was ready all I felt was anger for disturbing my sleep and destroying my beautiful dream. I pushed the building about 1/2 feet and gave it an over powered fist of love.

General POV

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"That's my secret Cap. I am always angry"

Banner hulked out and with one punch stopped the chitauri leviathan. Iron man shot a missile at the falling leviathan cutting it into two. Black widow and Captain America hid behind his shield while Hawkeye hid behind a car from the chunk of meat and metal.

Chitauri army screeched while hulk roared.

"BOOM"

The top part of a building near Stark Tower exploded like a firecracker.

They all turned to see a half naked muscular young man walking to the edge.

"Uh Cap you know this guy?" Stark asked

"Nope, but I think he is on our side." Steve replied back.

"You think putting a building on me will put me down. Now the wrath of my FISTS OF LOVE. BWAHAHAHA...." The young man jumped off the building straight to face with a flying leviathan and punched it.

"BOOM"

The leviathan as though struck by a meteor fell to the ground face first while the man landed on his feet crackling like he is on cocaine.

"BWAHAHAHA..."

All others looked shocked.

"JARVIS get everything you know about him"

Loki seeing this got a small uneasy feeling and he commanded "Sent the rest."

Ethan POV

I looked around to see every Avengers standing around while I landed in front of them.

"Have you ever heard of clothes." Stark mocked looking at my half naked form.

"Unlike you I don't have boobs to hide." I countered.

"..."

"Anyway I am Ethan"

"Steve Rogers" "Thor" "GRUNT(Hulk)" "Natasha" "Barton"

"And I am Tony Stark. The Iron man. Ask for autographs later."

"Sorry never heard of you tin man"(Ethan)

"It's iron man you little shit."

"Whatever."

"Ok children we have a situation over here." Cap said giving me an ear piece.

"Until we can close that portal up there, we're

gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out the patterns and strays. Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash." Captain said.

Barton asked iron man for a lift and both took off.

Captain continued

"Thor! You gotta try and bottleneck that portal, slow 'em down. You got the lightning, light the bastards up."

Thor flying off swinging his hammer.

He then turned to Natasha

"You and me, we stay here on the ground, keep the fighting here. Ethan, take down those leviathans and flyers. And Hulk Smash."

Hulk suddenly jumped and followed. He killed a few soldiers before I caught up with him.

"Yo Hulk" he suddenly looked at me " How about a game. The one with the most kills wins. Starting now." Said me. Throwing a few rocks like cannon balls to some flyers.

Hulk just grinned and started punching things with new vigor.

I jumped from building to building either punching throwing or destroying my way through the army.

I jumped to a flyer to punch it only to find Natasha on the shoulder of the driver alien.

"Nice ass" I blurred out

For a second she turned to face me with an 'Are you serious' expression.

"What? You do have one. Besides I am a teenager whose brain to mouth filter is currently not working because of the war." I said

I jumped off the flyer destroying all the others behind it shouting "Race you to the top."

I grabbed an alien and Geppo'ed to the stark tower just in time to see loki being smashed by the hulk.

Just as he was about to leave I jumped in front of him and whispered something in his ear handing the alien to him.

Those who stood near would be able to hear the words " Hancock" and " Prison".

Hulk gave me a thumbs up before both of us looked at loki with a devilish smile.

A few seconds later a girlish shriek was heard from the tower followed by 2 maniacal laughters. The 2 monsters jumped from the tower smashing their way and continuing their game.

Later when Natasha comes to grab the scepter and close the portal she would find loki sobbing on all four with a dead chitauri up his ass. Literally.