Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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New York City,
The city was not complete, but the first priority was to build the housing locations again. However, this time Hector had hired the best city planners to turn New York City into a city of towers, sidewalks, bicycles, and public transport rather than jammed streets.
The underground sewers, water drainage, and subway lines were fully replanned and made. Heck, the major highways were supposed to pass under the city. The iconic bridges were to be rebuilt, however.
One of the first people to get new apartments assigned was May Reilly Parker. She, of course, had some hidden help from some people in the government without her knowing.
"This is so amazing. They really went overboard with the whole city planning. Every building has a green terrace and some level of verticle gardens. And our building is now just five minutes away from the subway. Our home changed from being in a cheap location to a prime location. This is amazing." May was happy with the new building.
Peter was happy that he got a bigger room now, "Did they charge us extra for the bigger house?"
"No, Peter. They said that the newer designs used in the building allowed for more space. I love it, honestly."
Ding-Dong!—The doorbell rang. Peter quickly walked to check who it was. Turns out it was just the mailman. But, Peter felt somewhat suspicious because the mailman had shiny formal shoes under his dress.
When he looked at the envelope, he knew why. "The President of the United States" was stamped on it. His heart raced, and his mind worked fast. "Just a letter from a quiz contest. I will go set up my room, Aunt May" He quickly went to his room and locked the door.
Then, like an excited teenage school girl in a Justin Beiber concert, he tore the letter open and read it, "Peter Parker, you are invited to the wedding of Hector King Washington and Diana Prince. It is to be held on December 25th, 11:00 AM at Mount Vernon. You can bring your aunt and one extra member. The dress code is formal."
"AAAAAA..." Peter was just a 13-year-old kid. To be invited to the wedding of the man he admires to the core was a dream come true.
He ran outside and shoved the letter in May's face, "Aunt May! Look, look, I got a letter from the President. We are invited to his wedding."
May didn't take him seriously, thinking he got scammed or something. However, when she noticed that there was no address written telling them to send money to get the actual entry passes, the possibility of them being real increased. "How did you get this?"
"Ah... that... I won a competition once, and Mister President was a guest. He was impressed by my talent, and we became friends. I thought he forgot, but apparently not. Can we go there? Please."
May looked at the paper and then Peter, "Dear, we need to go shopping."
...
In a bar in a random alleyway in a new section of New York City. A devilishly handsome man was serving drinks behind the counter, talking seductively to folks of all genders.
"Oh dear, what are you going to do by keeping those desires hidden inside? Let them come out. Tell me what's on your mind."
"I... I want to kill my wife. She's cheating on me. I know it. She comes home late, often drunk. She talks loud and stays angry at me. I know she's cheating." the man complained.
The devilishly handsome bartender poured him another drink, "Oh poor you, I hope you have gotten all the evidence first. The laws of this world don't run on hunches."
"Er... who needs proof. I just know it." the man grunted.
"Then why do you not tell me your other desires? I wonder how good Laura in the office is at blowing you. She's married, right? Oh, don't look at me like that now. You made a deal with me. If you are innocent, I will kill your wife. By the way, fun fact, your wife is not cheating on you. She's working extra shifts because you don't make enough money to keep the kids happy.
"Well, at least they will get a fat cheque from your life insurance. Half a million should be enough to get your son and daughter to college and start a business."
"W-Who are you? How do you know that?" the drunk man stood up and angrily pointed.
The bartender smiled. "I am Lucifer Morningstar. And there goes your heart."
Without wasting a minute, Lucifer called 911. However, since he was here, death was a guarantee.
"I should head to Hector now. He needs a good friend for his wedding day."
...
Before anyone knew it, the day finally arrived. 25 December of 2013, the day the most wanted bachelor would get married.
For Hector and Diana, it was not really something special, but it would make them official in front of everyone's eyes. They were already living like a married couple anyway up until now.
And since both lacked parents, they decided to walk down the aisle together. So, Hector, dressed in his nice black suit, went to Diana's room to get her.
He whistled at her sight, "O boy, how do you look so hot in everything you wear."
She giggled, "Hehe, the same can be said about you. How do you look so badass in everything you wear? It feels like you're going to war even in a normal suit."
"Haha, the real war shall start tonight in the bed, my love." He cheekily replied.
Diana walked close to him and fixed his tie, "Are you ready? There is no going back after this. Amazonians can be very clingy sometimes."
"Haha, then I want you to stick to me like a Koala on its favorite tree. Also, I've been ready for years. The fact that so many things happened that had unimaginably low odds and brought us together is all the proof necessary to know that it's meant to be.
"Let's go now, my dear wife. Moony and Fenris must be waiting for us. Ah, by the way. I just want to warn you that some bombs might go off during the ceremony. I know who planned it, but I need those bombs to go off so I can openly destroy them with public support. Our ceremony won't stop, though." He extended his arm for her to hold.
She just sighed and moved, "Who is it this time?"
"Just some fools angry because lobbying does not work anymore in this nation."
...
The one to officiate the marriage was Steve since in his marriage, Hector did it.
The lawn of Mount Vernon was decorated with flowers and some pretty furniture, but there were not too many guests. Hector did not invite more people than necessary.
"YEAY! Kiss her fast, grandpa!" Jean shouted excitedly.
But the ring had not been put on yet. So Hector whistled to signal the two cute ringbearers. Moony and Fenris soon walked in with two small baskets in their jaws.
Moony had a small bowtie around his neck, while Fenris had a cute red headband on her head. They looked more like a couple nowadays and were mostly inseparable.
Hector held Diana's hand and placed the ring on her finger. Then she did the same. Both stared into each other's eyes the whole time while keeping a big smile.
"Mister President, do you promise to be a good man and always take care of this beautiful lady, cherish her, keep her happy and be by her side whenever she needs you?" Steve read.
Hector laughed loudly at that, "Haha, that's exactly what I said during your vows. I'm amazed you still remember it. Yes, I promise."
"Lady Diana, do you promise to be a good lady and always take care of this old ex-virgin god, care for him, keep him happy and be by his side?"
A laugh escaped Diana's mouth despite trying to control it, "Pfft... yes, I promise."
"I believe I don't have to tell you what to do next."
Hector didn't wait and scooped Diana by her waist and kissed her on the lips. However, it was not too intimate, and the kiss only lasted a few seconds. They were instead talking in whispers.
"What happened to the bombs?" She asked.
"They detonated in a few cities. You thought they would detonate here? Haha, this is the most protected place on the planet. Odin and Yao are here too."
BOOM!—something fell off from the sky. It created a lot of sounds but not that big of an impact.
"WHO DARES?!" Odin's armour appeared on his body.
"I know him," Yao muttered but also activated her magic.
"Hector King Washington, I wish to talk to you urgently."
Hector stared at the uninvited guest angrily, "Who the hell are you?"
"I observe all that transpires here, but I do not, cannot, will not interfere. For I am the Watch..."
BAM!—a chair hit the bald giant alien on the head. Following that, an angry warning came from Jean, "Buzz off, you bald bitch. You are spoiling my grandpa's wedding."
The Watcher looked at Hector for his reaction. BAM!—he got a chair to his face from him as well. "She's right. You are uninvited here, so leave and come to my office tomorrow if you wish to talk... you sick peeping pervert."
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"I wish to talk about the multiverse..."
"Pfft... Lucifer, did you hear that? This mofo wants to talk about multiverse." Beelzebub laughed heartily while sitting on Lucifer's shoulder.
Devilishly smiling, Lucifer walked to the Watcher and introduced himself, "Good morning, my big-headed friend. I suppose you don't know about the Omniverse. How can you, after all, you're just a mortal."
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"I am immortal. I am the Watcher!"
Lucifer patted the bald man's side, "Oh, you pure child, so naive. Come with me. I will introduce you to my religion."
"Ehm... everyone. Let's party!" Seeing them leave, Peter Quill shouted and turned on the music system. His choice of song was shit, however.
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