Hector King, a man in his 50s, no family or friends to speak of, paralysed from the waist down due to a work-related accident. Now he lived alone with his pup Huskey. But one day, he mistakenly summoned Satan. "Ah, it's been a long time since I was summoned. You found my book? Good, what do you want? Riches? Women? Fame? Strength? Or perhaps, your legs? All at the discounted price of your... soul." Satan offered. Hector, however, didn't need any of that. And so, his answer even shocked Satan, making that smug look disappear. "I... I want you to be my friend." And from there, the friendship that would last eternity started, all at the price of Hector's soul. ... Year 2021, As a mortal, Hector died. But Satan decided to do something crazy, "F*CK IT! You're my best friend, I can't let you die. Hector, I am appointing you as Hell's Inquisitor, a position only under me." ... 1935, Earth Hector found himself in his old original physical body again, but he was now taller and buff. "I-I got a new last name? Hmm, it has a nice ring to it." He muttered. He was, from then on, Hector King Washington. "WOOF!" And the good boy Moony was also there, bigger, buffed and more beautiful. [A/N: MC is going to be a sweet badass old man.] _______________________ [TAGS - OLD MAN MC, OP, SLICE OF LIFE, WHOLESOME, ROMANCE, NO HAREM, ALTERNATE HISTORY, KINGDOM BUILDING] ____________________________ I do not own anything except the main character in this fanfiction. ____________________________ For advance chapters- www.patreon.com/misterimmortal Check out my other fics if you like this one by going into my profile. Thank You.
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The small group arrived at the Asgard. The common entrance was where Heimdall works. It was also a common courtesy not to enter inside someone else's home without knocking on the door.
"Hello there, Heimdall. I hope you didn't try to spy on me."
The tall, armor-clad man saluted with a slight bow of the head. "King Odin warned me not to do that."
Then Heimdall's eyes fell on Loki, who was tied with special chains. His arms were held behind him and his legs chained in a way that only allowed him to take one step at a time. "It seems you have gained some new hobbies, Prince Loki."
"Humour? I never knew you were capable of that." Loki snarled.
"We rarely talked, Prince Loki."
"Hah, roasted." Jean made fun of him. She was doing it as a full-time job at this point, knowing that Loki was her prisoner. She hoped to make the God of Mischief the God of something better.
"Well, let's go to the Palace now. Knowing Odin, he has probably already seen me here." Hector, however, didn't feel like walking. So he created a fantasy vehicle with a snap.
"Here it goes, the flying carpet." He announced. Out of nowhere, the carpet appeared under Hector's feet.
"Here we goooo." the carpet flew fast but didn't drop anyone down.
Everyone was in amazement at the lovely city in front of them. The lake on which the rainbow bridge was, then the giant golden castle in the distance with the town at its base. Everything seemed golden, befitting gods.
"Isn't this too much?" Diana wondered.
"They are a species that reincarnates every few cycles. It's their permanent home, Diana. Let them be comfortable in it. We are here to sightsee and find Moony a good wife." He finally revealed his grand plan.
As soon as the boy heard this, his ears perked up, and he looked at Hector with a delightful smile. "Wofy?"
"Yes, really. I can't see you humping the hell out of our whole house. It's embarrassing when you do it in front of some guests." He scolded the boy.
"Hehe, professor Moony is being horny?" Jean joked.
But Moony would never allow that. *BONK* After bonking on her head with his paw, he barked, "Wuf woof wowo."
"Yes, yes, I know. It's basic biology. I was just kidding."
They talked about the view while the carpet slowly landed in front of the Palace of Odin. One woman awaited them there to welcome them. "Welcome to Asgard, Mister Washington. We are delighted to have you here. I hope Thor and Loki did not trouble you too much."
"Oh, they are fine. Just this Loki was trouble. You better keep him locked up in the cells while I talk with Odin."
"I'm afraid speaking to my husband will not be possible. He has entered Odin Sleep and will wake up when he wishes to. I cannot interfere." She respectfully said.
Hector chuckled and showed her his nice Infinity Gauntlet. "Oh, I know a way to wake the old boy up. It's about time he experiences some real cosmic power. Why don't you guide me to him? Diana and Moony, look around and eat whatever you want. I will later pay with gold. Is that okay, Lady Frigga?"
"Oh, we shall not take any money from you. Have anything you want, let Asgard show its hospitality." Frigga responded.
"Then Jean, you put Loki in prison and return to me." He ordered.
"Aye aye, Grandpa." She lifted Loki's body with her powers and walked away. She didn't need anyone's help to find her way, as her powers were too overpowered for Asgardian minds.
Diana and Moony also walked away in a random direction, leaving Hector to wake Odin. Frigga showed him the way happily, "I did not show my gratitude at that time for resurrecting Thor. You have mine and Asgard's thank you."
"Well, you and Odin didn't do a great job bringing Thor up. He's too dumb to be a king or even an average human. He's like the typical average rich young master. He needs some real-life experiences, some real defeats and pain. Only then will his mind grow." He didn't sugarcoat his words at all.
"What are your thoughts on Loki?" She inquired.
"He... well, he's just jealous. He feels that Thor gets more love and attention from you two. Not to mention he had these thoughts for years. And now that he knows he's not your real son, he feels that this is the reason. He probably thinks you never saw him as a real son. Even his godhood is about mischief. He also needs some pain and loss to get on the right path." He added.
Frigga sighed at that, "I never saw Loki as any different from Thor. My two sons were equal to me."
"What about the third one? Did you see Hela as any different?"
Frigga stopped in her footsteps and stared at his face. "I'm shocked that you even know about her. Hela, that child. She used to be so kind to her brothers, but lust for battle consumed her. Odin had no way but to seal her away."
"Killing her would have been a better punishment than being locked in a place you have nobody to talk to. You probably turned her from a battle-hungry goddess to death hungry goddess. What do you think she feels about Asgard and you all right now? Hate, that's it."
"Can't she be brought back to the right path?"
"Can you reverse the time and give her the years lost in that prison? The answer is no. The only way she will be out of there is if she's dead." He bluntly answered.
*Sigh* "Despite trying to keep this family together for so long, we are falling apart. I hope there is something that can keep us together. Ah, this way, please. This is his room."
She opened one last big golden door. Hector noticed the old man sleeping in the big golden bed. But seriously, how much do they love their gold, he wondered.
"He won't wake up no matter how much you speak to him." She said.
Hector smirked and walked to the bed, "Well, I know just the trick. A small electric shock and a nice dose of caffeine-filled cosmic energy will wake this sleeping beauty up."
He aimed the Infinity Gauntlet at Odin and sent out a wave of electric shock at him, "Bwahaha... UNLIMITED POWAH!"
*WOOSH*
Odin's body shook a little, and the eyes moved. Then all of a sudden, he rose to his feet, "WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!"
"I have!"
Odin looked at Hector and blinked dumbly. Hector did the same. The amount of confusion in their eyes was amusing. Odin was confused about what happened, and Hector wondered why Odin thought someone had summoned him. This wasn't an isekai novel as far as he knew.
"Hector, what brought you to Asgard?" Odin asked in his booming voice. He didn't appear angry since his Odin Sleep's purpose was full. He had regained his powers and was now at max peak.
"Just sightseeing and finding Moony a bride. I heard Asgard has a female wolf."
"Fenris is dead."
"Not for long. If Moony and Fenris are meant to be a thing, no one can stop it. Not you, not me, and not death."
"Amusing. What do you propose?"
Hector smirked, "A PARTY!"
...
Underground Prison,
Jean threw Loki inside an energy cube with invisible walls. "Rot here, dumbass."
"It's better than hearing you babble about that, Scott the cheater, every day. It seems his cheating was not his but your fault. Who in their right mind would fall for someone as unpleasant as you." Loki barked.
"Says the dumbass caught plotting against his own family." Jean sneered.
"They are not my family."
"Yeah, whatever. I'm leaving. I hope to never see you again in this life or the next. And just so you know, I'm immortal. So could you do me a favor and kill yourself? Goodnight." Jean skipped away from his cell.
But then she stopped in front of another cell. Inside it was an extremely beautiful woman locked. "What did you do?"
The woman didn't reply and kept glaring. Jean scoffed and used her powers, "Let's see... hmmm... oh, so you are a sorceress who can use her voice to ensnare the minds of men. You really tried to take over the nine realms? Salute to your confidence."
Jean then moved to the next prisoner. She just researched what folks were considered prisoners in Asgard. And soon, she found out that many of them were way worse than Loki.
"What a waste of time. Just kill them as Grandpa does. Why waste food and energy." She scoffed and left. It was time to enjoy the feast.
...
Heimdall's post,
The man who watched over the cosmos and saw various things unfurl could not see something that was about to happen. An attack on Asgard on scales never been seen before. So well planned and crafted that it would later be called the Sacking of Asgard.
But Heimdall had no reason to be scared of anything, for he knew that the two of the strongest beings in the Universe were in the grand palace, passing drinks and philosophy with each other.
The Dark Elves had chosen the worst day to invade.
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